Thursday, February 26th 2009
A Weepy Little Robot
This is some Changeling shit right here. I can almost hear Stepford Katie screaming, "This is not Joey Potter! Where is Pacey's girl?!" That bitch shuffled off a long time ago.
Here's Tommy's weepy little robobeard on the set of her new movie in NYC trying to bring out the raw emotion. Bitch accessed her memory chip to bring back the images of Tommy Girl telling her to "E.T. phone his no-no." Actually, the bitch probably just thought of her whole life after 2005! The cameras probably weren't even fucking rolling. Even brainwashed robots get a permanent case of the glooms.
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Where the hell did she find a WWII German army helmet made of suede? Tom Cruise must have been gifted that after finishing Valkyrie.
I dated a guy from Toledo, OH (Katie's hometown) about 5 years ago...his mom owned the gym Katie worked out in. I met Katie once and she was a complete bitch. Think private school, holier than thou daddy's girl. No offense to private school ppl--I'm sure you get the difference. Kind of had a sneer on her face the whole time. And bitch has cankles no matter how thin she is. I completely believe she was paid for this relationship, or she's only in it for the fame. Let's face it--can't act and Dawson's rerun royalties only go so far.
Cold sores and all. What a nice little jesture.
Her face has as much emotion as my asshole after a long night of Snakebites and tequila shots. That being said, thats also what her consistency of acting skills are. brown to green and squirty!
Estrogen a-poppin!
She is a horrible actress
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:50pm.
I use to look like that when I was trying to force myself to cry.
When I was 3.
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LMAO--you're on a roll tonight! Hilarious.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:00pm.
Why does she keep getting jobs?
She has an unbearable voice.
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yea but so does jolie so go figure? and besides i like whats she's wearing just not the face!
Why does she keep getting jobs?
She has an unbearable voice.
I cannot stand this fucking idiot. Go away asshole and take your gay midget dwarf with you!
I use to look like that when I was trying to force myself to cry.
When I was 3.
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C'mon folks...she's crying cause the turkey baster's stuck in her vag and she knows she's just months away from popping out "L.Ron the Spawn, II".
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:53pm.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:38pm.
Does anyone fucking care about this worthless cunt? Oh how I wish those tears were real. Joey Potter can go suck a fuck if she thinks anyone is going to be interested in watching this hot-ass mess of a straight-to-DVD bonanza. Pull that hat down a little, Kate Cruise. I can still see your obnoxiously-dimpled face and it's making me physically ill, you Tommy-"fucking" contracte wife skankwich.
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HAHA - well said; you're my new hero :)
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ricki lake...you are my new hero 2!!! Well said, bitch! lol
Tommy can't handle the fuckin' truth........:)
Fuck, she urghly!
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:38pm.
Does anyone fucking care about this worthless cunt? Oh how I wish those tears were real. Joey Potter can go suck a fuck if she thinks anyone is going to be interested in watching this hot-ass mess of a straight-to-DVD bonanza. Pull that hat down a little, Kate Cruise. I can still see your obnoxiously-dimpled face and it's making me physically ill, you Tommy-"fucking" contracte wife skankwich.
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HAHA - well said; you're my new hero :)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
All this beat looking bot had to do was look in the mirror..that would make anyone cry!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she's sad because she "married" a herp dingleberry....she must be very itchy
....she is channelling her inner Angelina Jolie Changling face....I hope it changes into something less "beardy".....well, okay she's a good actress.....she's been acting her way through a sham "marriage"....unfortunately, there is no award given for that.....
....actually she has practiced this face every night when she is lying in bed knowing she can never fuck nothing but a turkey baster ever again..
I thought MK wrote robotard instead of robobeard.
they both work.
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She was so cute just a couple of years ago. Poor thing.
I still don't understand why Katie Holmes had to morph into Victoria Principal to be Mrs. Tom Cruise. Also, with Brangelina and these two, why does Hollywood have to invent celebrities like Kim Fatassdashian and Spencer Twatt. Those four and their former spouses ought to keep every tabloid writer busy.
That is hysterical. When do we watch for this to be released straight to DVD?
Thank you comedy gods for that ridiculous hat she's wearing, what the hell is that thing, this pic is too funny
What raw emotion! Haha...You can even tell she cant act just by looking at still photos!! I read somewhere else that she had a ton of chocolate chip cookies sent in for the cast & crew to enjoy...Her & Tommy are such ass kissers.
middle row
2nd pic from the right
she looks so old and bitter
i bet that's exactly how she feels everyday
Why does she look so damn old!? I'm older that she by maybe a year or so and I look 5 years younger than she does. She looks emaciated and haggard STILL! Does she breast feed or something?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
She looks like she's constipated. . . I can't get over how fugly she has become.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:30pm.
DG no, she's playing a BIG GREY PEEN! Once you go grey you'll never stray!
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TeeHee! At least she is fucking herself cuz we know Tommy aint!
Submitted by hotbeloved on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:11pm.
Wow...she is crying, what for?
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Because you didn't say that she's beautiful and didn't plug her profile on your stupid spam site.
That's hilarious...she looks like she's trying to take a giant dump.
Kbot is crying because;
she is married to a short circuit/CO$/Xenu,
and this is the only gig she could get.
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She looks like one of those mushrooms my mother always told me to leave alone when we went hiking.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Last night I ate about 2 pounds of spicy spaghetti, garlic bread and topped it off with some Ben & Jerry's afterwards. I swear it wasn't 20 minutes before my stomach was in knots and I was running for the terlit. Thumbnail #2 is exactly what my face looked like as I sat, praying on the porcelain throne.
Ahahahahaha! This malformed, dog-faced slag only wishes she had a TENTH of Angelina's beauty and appeal. I'm not a Brangeloonie, I just fail to see anything attractive or welcoming about these odious pile of dog vomit. I've seen curdled bowls of week-old oatmeal with more star quality than this C-list wench. In the immortal words of (not Downtown) Julie Brown, she is "just cold boogers on a paper plate."
katie & tom are so trying to be the scientology knock-off of angie & brad.
give it up, you foolios. doing theater did not make you a more respectable actress, katie. and your husband is a crazy mixed fruit platter with extra nuttiness, he will never earn back the image of the hollywood hunk people once considered him to be.
suri better set these bitches straight before katie starts wearing all black with nude heels 24/7 and tom tries growing an ol' timey mustache.
she's already so botoxified (or robotized) that her face can't form actual human emotions.
kinda like a polyester shirt, no wrinkles ever
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She can't divorce him, the scientologists would probably have her snuffed in a freak accident. That or they're blackmailing her. Of course, she was stupid to not run away screaming the first day, so I totally blame her.
Angelina was nominated for an oscar, so....who knows
katie still looks better than Angie. Perfect features. i really don't get the hate...
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:26pm.
ROTFLMAO!
FUCK YOU KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should be weeping for your lost career, independence and life!
Marrying for money is sooooooooooo worth it, aint it?
the fake crying wont make Tom Cruise stop being an alien, honey divorce now take your kid while you still have a chance!
What ricki said.
Does anyone fucking care about this worthless cunt? Oh how I wish those tears were real. Joey Potter can go suck a fuck if she thinks anyone is going to be interested in watching this hot-ass mess of a straight-to-DVD bonanza. Pull that hat down a little, Kate Cruise. I can still see your obnoxiously-dimpled face and it's making me physically ill, you Tommy-"fucking" contracte wife skankwich.
That hat will make an adorable cozy for the Razzie award she's gonna win!
DG no, she's playing a BIG GREY PEEN! Once you go grey you'll never stray!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:06pm.
HAW! :D
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Best Supporting Actor, Bitches!
gee, acting must be soooo hard. to make pretend weepy faces and such. oh my gosh, that's tough.
pssssssf. so hard like watching tv. ah-hu.
my nephew makes more believable weepy faces.
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Thumbnail #8: If Sela Ward had a 60 year old sister, she'd look just like that.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
The dingalings over at JJ were so upset at these pics - they were clueless that she was on a movie set! "Why are you posting these pictures?" "Why is she crying? OMG!" Too funny.
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Best Supporting Actor, Bitches!