Hot Slut Of The Day!
Elaine Davidson - The world's most pierced bitch according to Guinness World Records. In 2000, only had 462 piercings. I say "only," because this crazy ho has 6,005 now! Elaine said 1,500 of those are internal. What the fuck? Bitch has studs on her gallbladder and shit?
Elaine, who lives in Edinburgh, confessed that being a human pin cushion isn't the most pleasurable thing. She said, "I don't enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record."
How does this bitch do anything? She would scrape a dick off if she tried to suck it. And what about eating? Or flying in an airplane? Damn. This bitch does have dedication even though she most likely shits nuts and bolts.
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if thats all it takes i've got 7,000 internal piercings. And a C-section. that ishts got to count for at least 100.
How da hell do you verify that isht?
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Her name should be Mrs. T
Suffuh duh fool!
They should post her before picture to compare. Who knows, maybe she was so ugly she looks better with the piercings
Well wrap it up and call it a day! That's got to be the ugliest thing we will ever see!
wait...what? my belly button does not smell....
piercings do not smell, okay? Like most of us have earrings and such. No smell. I have a belly pierce. No smell. As long as you wash you do not smell.
this lady is crazy, but that's a whole different angle.
ps, "Do you have business, well why don't you go mind it" is totally my new line of the month.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
Live and let... rust?
Ok but when she takes all those out her face is going to be full of holes, right?
Because when I took out my piercings they left behind holes, and now all the small town idiots I have to put up with having for some reason moved backed to a small town are all "hey did you use to have a piercing...coooool...why'd you take it out....did it hurt?" And then I am all like "Do you have business, well why don't you go mind it"
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"It's simple for most people, you give 'em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy. I can't relate to 99% of humanity."
Barf*The only way she could get the smell out of those piercings would be to shower in a Car Wash* Burp* Gag*
Blair Witch.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
oh, and the people asking about the paint. when I saw her her face was painted blue. she was just walking around and smilin'...crazy motherafucka
I just saw this bitch a few months ago at the Berlin Tattoo Convention. She scared the shit out me....not kidding. I physically recoiled! She's tiny - like 5ft.
DollHouse dude and this chick will make beautiful babies together.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Yeah, she missed a spot.
Only someone butt-ugly to begin with could possibly do this to themself.
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"Fucking retarded attention whore. I hope it gets hepitis and dies!"
This chick right here is the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted - and she's one of the most hilarious of the "regulars" at DListed. My co-workers have finally stopped giving me the side-eye every time I LMAO at her remarks. Wait. Is that a good thing?
No quiero ni mirar a esa cosa (x_x)
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2 questions...
What did she look like before the piercings?
I wondering if he face smells like belly button?
EW I used to have a nose piercing. I actually really liked it but took it out @ 2005. I had it on for 5 years. I took it out cause I was tired of people asking me if it hurt. It doesn't fucking hurt people, get over it!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Damnitttt! That is the grossest shit I have ever seen in my life!
Ughhhh.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! god dammit, mk! you find some disturbing pictures!!
don't ever want to see that again.
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wtf is an internal piercing? seriously!!
and the people that enable other people with the excessive tattoos and excessive piercings (and all other things obsessive, like feeding your loved one until they hit 1000 lb and shit), those are the crazy people!
People need to be more honest with people and just be like "Enough! You look like shit with a side of crazy" Bitch you are a human being, not a pinchusion. And you look a right fool.
I read that she is a nurse....
I can't see how she could around nar a machine.
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I see this lady walking around all the time, I feel blessed!
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She should have her pick her nose
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Fucking retarded attention whore. I hope it gets hepitis and dies!
I had a girlfriend that had hoops in her ears, hoops in her nipples, hoops in her belly button and hoops Down There. When I made love to her it sounded like I was screwing a set of wind chimes. - Donny Baker.
I have friends who have so much metal on their junk, when they go through the airports, they have to whip it out in the back room.
Let me guess, this retard is without a job, and on some type of public support.
I've actually seen her walking around. I didn't realise that she was a record holder. I just thought she was a crazy person. Not that the record has really changed anything.
I wonder if the metal studs get cold in the winter? Do those things freeze to her face?
This moron is no different to octomom. Anything for attention or to make you stand out even if it's insane.
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what a LEWZER! seriously, that's a real shame.
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I bet her coochie is all pierced up...sad.
that someone would sacrifice so much of their comfort to be that dedicated to setting some record scares the shit out of me...
seriously, does she get a million bucks once she sets the record or what? because going through all that just to have her name in a book just seems SO not worth it.
Ummmmm..Ok. Well, we're glad you're back. Happy birthday to your mom. I guess. :)
The odd thing is she's scared of flu shots.
This ho could have 2 sawed offs and a machete under her jacket going through an airport metal detector and they'd just take a look at her face & say fuck it.
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When I spent three months in Edinburgh I'd see her ALL THE FUCKING TIME. She had a regular routine and certain places she'd walk with a rolly-cart...thing.
I guess I should've taken a fucking picture with her at least haha
I do hear that she visits a lot of tourist shops and is the sweetest woman ever.
Her eye's seem to be saying, HELP ME!
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At what point did she feel the paint was necessary
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1,500 internal?? The piercings on the tongue are considered internal, I assume. Where would the others be? OR do I want to know? Go easy on me now, I only know about piercing ears. : )
this can be the poster child of what i tell my kids nottt to do to themselves.
{they all have a facination with tats and piercings, sigh}
how the fuck does she even sleep?
The bitch risks ripping off her whole face everytime she puts on a sweater...
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Submitted by m on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:52am.
She's got to eat penicillin for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Weird obsession but at least it’s piercings and not babies.
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Dang, does she paint her face on the regular? I can't imagine the piercings without the freakshow paint, it just somehow...falls short....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Holy crap, that is one vomit inducing pic right there!! It should be a Caption This...
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She doesn't enjoy getting pierced, but she HAS to do it to break the record. So now that she has broken the record/holds the record for the most piercings - now what? I don't think she'll get rich off of this. She'll get her name in books and her photo in papers, but for what? In the end, she holds the record and she has destroyed her skin and body. What a dumbass.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Well, not to be picky, but there is clearly room for more and I hate it when people half-ass shit.
Go big or go home.
Oh, wait...or do I mean if you ARE big come home with me?! Ok, I have confused myself again.
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