Sunday, March 1st 2009

Birthday Sluts

Javier Bardem (40)
Jensen Ackles (31)
Esther Cañadas (32)
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (35)
George Eads (42)
Russell Wong (46)
Tim Daly (53)
Ron Howard (55)
Catherine Bach (55)
Alan Thicke (62)
Dirk Benedict (64)
Roger Daltrey (65)
Harry Belafonte (82)

Posted by: Michael K


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.Child.'s picture

Javier Bardem...meh
He's the poor man's Benicio Del Toro.
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thats what i was thinking! but he's still just as tasty

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jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Sun, 03/01/2009 -

Hellllooooooo gorgeous!!!!!

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Oh, hey!

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*this made me giggle*

WallyRaffle's picture

what is this douche advertising? matching diseased with diseased or dick hats and dental dams?

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WallyRaffle's picture

jensen ackles is 31? goddamn. i hope i age like that.

kiwikim's picture

Why put tape over his gorgeous peen sucking mouth?

Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks too Javier Bardem!

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

damn...I thought that was robert downey jr. with a
compton blunt ;p

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gyeah's picture

Happy Barfday JJJJJJJJJavierrrrrr, i'm over you.

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QueenCharisma's picture

I think this is the first time I've ever liked everyone on the birthday list. Cool. Happy birthday, sluts!

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blackgirlzrule's picture

This is the same Tim Daly from "Private Practice" right? Omg I had no idea he was in his 50s! To me he looks like he's in his late 30s!

Snowblood's picture

Oh yeah, and Happy 40th Birthday, Javier!

Snowblood's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 11:48am.

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 10:30am.

Ahhaha devilgirl,I'm with you regarding Bardem. But it seems we're alone. Plus, isn't he with Penelope Cruz? Damn. Don't let those two procreate. Little cave chickens.
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Oh, no no no no no! You're not alone, Devilgirl and Madam S., no way! I have always loved Javier Bardem, since first seeing him in Before Night Falls. He's utterly mesmerising, there's something about him - he has that rare thing, you know, when certain special people just have a magnetic sort of warm glow about them or something - ah shit I can't figure out how to explain what the fuck I'm tryna say, damn

- er, O.K. ANYway, yes I absolutely respect, adore, lust after and am fascinated by Javier Bardem,his physique, face, and acting, and the vibe he gives off. And of COURSE I would hit that, but he's a keeper, not a mere fling. I'd want to keep him for at LEAST five or six months, bare minimum.

He was only seeing Penelope Cruz for a short while, right? They're not serious long-termies, are they? No, I don't think so. I prefer not to think so at any rate.

Hey - Besides, isn't Penelope gay? I thought she was a quietly don't-ask-don't-tell lesbian, or is she bi? Bi would be cool, I could date them both. Yes! That would definitely work. It would be just like that Vicky Cristina Barcelona flick, the one she just won that Oscar for! Brilliant idea...

Is it 5:00 yet? Time for a glass of Viognier or something.

Cleopatra2U's picture

Happy birthday to these sluts, and me.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Sun, 03/01/2009 -

Hellllooooooo gorgeous!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>

Oh, hey!

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kdracofan's picture

Hellllooooooo gorgeous!!!!!

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all especially Russell Wong, Tim Daly, Dirk Benedict, and last but not least Harry Belafonte.

"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown

Clarisse's picture

Javier Bardem AND Jensen Ackles on the same day! GREAT HOTDAY!!!

Javier was the only thing that kept me till the end of VCB! Grrrrrr baby!

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jiggywiddit's picture

How come JB has duct tape on his mouth? Is he a sassy-pants?

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johnnysgirl's picture

Javier Bardem is ugly as hell (y'all are crazy) but I wish him happy one anyways.

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PoodleLover's picture

Wow. Roger Daltrey, Ron Howard and Javier Bardem - all Pisces people. So great, who knew? That's the only reason I click on these links. To figure out who's really what symbolically - like, I didn't know so-and-so was a Virgo, etc.!
I'm just silly that way.

fruitloop's picture

I read somewhere two years ago that George Eads was 42- hmm...

Happy b'day to Jensen Ackles (hubba hubba):)

"Put the muhfucka down...and gimme miiiines."

Richiegay's picture

You all just have to see (if you haven't yet) the episode of SVU with MPG as a gay for pay porn star it is a classic !

"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.

Queen Justine's picture

Jensen Ackles = My Dream Lover :D

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Poison Candy Apple's picture

Yay I share an exact birthday with Zach from Saved by the Balls... Birthyear and all. That just means I am completely lame!

Happy Birfsdays to my fellow birfsdays sluts.

"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar

gretchenwhit's picture

Javier Bardem can smoke cigars through duct tape in my bed any day. I don't know what that means.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Javier Bardem...meh
He's the poor man's Benicio Del Toro.

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If Javier is a caveman, then color me "so easy a caveman can do it". >:-)

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Ford_Prefect's picture

Swoon. Javier. Too bad that isn't a ball gag instead of tape.

He can man handle me ANYTIME.

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and happy birthday to OPIE CUNNINGHAM!

Manbearpig's picture

javier is the hottest mass murderer EVER!
no country for old men HOT HOT HOT.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Happy Birthday, Jensen! I saw him at the airport on Christmas day last year. I wanted to say something, but it was so crowded and he looked like he wanted to be left alone. So much better looking in real life.

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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 12:16pm.

i'm still not feeling the hot in javier...but anywho, this is a hot list of bday sluts today...
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Me neither...and same:)

Happy Birthday, hos!

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letinstar's picture

i'm still not feeling the hot in javier...but anywho, this is a hot list of bday sluts today...

happy birthday to george eads, the very hot and underrated russell wong, ron howard, dirk benedict and harry belafonte...oh hell, happy birthday to all the sluts who have birthdays today!
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nice ass...when does it open?

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Go Javi and thank you for saving us from that damn Britney picture. Hot-ass 40, maaaaan!

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iHeartHaters's picture

Oh to be the filling in a Zack Morris & Jensen Ackles sammich...

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

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Happy Birthday Harry Belafonte and that hot slut Roger Daltrey!

People try to put us d-down
Just because we get around
Things they do look awful c-c-cold
I hope I die before I get old

Why don't you all f-fade away
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation

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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 10:30am.
Ahhaha devilgirl,

I'm with you regarding Bardem. But it seems we're alone. Plus, isn't he with Penelope Cruz? Damn. Don't let those two procreate. Little cave chickens.

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Hahaha! Little cave chickens!

I was getting kinda scared that I was going to have to hire security because of my comment!

At least I am in good company now! : )

phillyphillie's picture

i want javier bardem.

No Words's picture

I love Javier Bardem. Happy Birthday to His Hotness.

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I can't believe Dirk Benedict is older than Alan Thicke. lol

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I was in love w/ Dirk in 2nd grade when he was "Face" on The A-Team. hahaha

So many 80s memories being shared @ the D this weekend! :D

The true hilarity is that he's my parents' age... WWFS?

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parissucks,

True, true. All true.

parissucksliterally's picture

madam, I know Jodie personally. She is awesome......what is "normal" anyway? lol

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madam s.'s picture

Sheeps,

That's exactly why freckles are found in nature. Be cautious.

madam s.'s picture

parissucks,

Isn't Clint hilarious? And I think Jody is less "normal", she seems like she has issues, but certainly far better off than 99.99999% of others. Ron just seems downright wholesome. I think there's hope for Jason Bateman. He seems like he might grow older as a fairly balanced human with a happy family while still directing/acting and being involved in that industry.

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 11:16am.

You're saying nepotism runs in the family? I KNEW he had to have a dark side. I let the Howdy Doody freckles throw me off.

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madam s., I just finished watching "Parenthood", and Clint made his appearance....lol

Jodie Foster is another child actor who grew up "normal".

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I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
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