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A couple of weeks ago, I was talking on the phone with my mom and we were talking shit about the usual. My mom was watching TV, Access Hollywood or some shit, and she said, "That Lindsay girl has been with the same boy for a long time." Here I am thinking my mom was making a funny. Homegirl wasn't. She truly believed that SamRo is a real-life boy and doesn't just play one in paparazzi pictures. How could she not know?! When I set my mom straight, she said, "Well, I just look at pictures. I don't read that sort of thing and she does look a cute, little boy." And then she said, "It's not like you ever tell me anything." Like it's my fault!
Anyway, White Oprah Jr. and SamRo were back together last night in Hollywood doing lezzie type things or whatever. I just really want to drop a powdered soap on HoHan and then turn the hose on her. That would be a waste time since "Lohan" doesn't really wash off.
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Hohan's legs are fatter than SamRo's! That is some scary Holocaust shit right there!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
mongoose, sounds like Hohan was COKED outta her mind. A great scene for the papz for reals!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
No Doubt on tour? Those hacks need to give it up already.
On a lighter note, LaLohan has become a total cokewhore. I think she doesn't snort lines, it looks like she EATS them. I love how MK's mom thought that SamRo was a boy! That's why Hohan is so keen on her anyway, SamRo is one boy lookin' dyke. They need some sammwiches already...they make me hungrier than I already am....HOORAY for burritos!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I was there last night, she was at Ghengis Cohen in Hollywood/West Hollywood, CA...she is such an attention whore! Samantha was playing an acoustic set with a band and Lindsay kept screaming shit out like "she's amazing!" and standing up and I think she even said "no comment" after Samantha said "that's why you shouldn't do drugs" to the crowd. Then they went outside and Samantha forgot something so that gave the paparazzi over 2 minutes to take pictures of her outside of her car, it was such a calculated move - she even dropped her keys and stayed longer to have more pictures taken. Oh yeah, Nicole Richie was there also, she was much nicer than Lindsay Lohan, she was really quiet and reserved and smiled at everyone, unlike Lohan who gave the evil side eye to everyone in there...
Okay, here's some news that I thought Michael K might mentio, but didn't: Andy Richter is going to follow Conan to LA and be the announcer on the Tonight Show. Joel Godard, Conan's old announcer isn't coming to LA. Andy won't be acting as the sidekick like he used to, but will be appearing in sketches from time to time like Joel did.
Here's the link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29371842/
I found the cutes aprons and dishwashing gloves ever! Makes me wish I could cook...and cared about cleaning
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I never stay on topic :)
Those bitches probably have 7% body fat.. Menorea (sp?, the ish you get when you lose too much body fat waaaay too quick) kicked in a long time ago. No periods for these munchers of stubble (they look like they shave).
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
WHY can't she just chop off those extensions and at least use some dry shampoo? BLAH!
They argue all the time cuz they are both so coked out and paranoid.
My guess is that horhan got samro hooked or is it the other way around?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:48pm.
Gawd, can you imagine -- twice the pms! No thanks.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
My man is famous y'all!!!!!!! Tee Hee.
(Not really)
In the 9th thumbnail she looks like that chick from The Ring.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
TMZ tv last night showed them having yet another fight, LOL such drama. ****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
IG: I think he does for everyone. I cannot stop laughing whenever I see a clip of him dancing.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
they look horrible, they really need to lay off the drugs.
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"My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing."
- Lauren Conrad (re: leaving The Hills)
Is she FUCKING KIDDING?
WTF is wrong with Blohans face in the 3rd thumb?
God, they both look like death. & here I thought Wino or Shitney would be the 1st to OD ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Dramaqueen! Carlton brings out my inner dork. :)
ME !!
I know just how you feel, DM is coming to Boston, I've been jumping around since saturday and I screaming WROOOONG to random people just because...LOL
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
IG!!!!!! BEST! AVVIE! EVER!!!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I think I put my contacts in the wrong eyes.
My vision is kinda wonky today.
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She's flat and that's that!
In that second last thumbnail, Lohan looks like a demon seed.
NO DOUBT IS GOING ON TOUR!! WILL BE NEAR ME ON JULY 25!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!