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A couple of weeks ago, I was talking on the phone with my mom and we were talking shit about the usual. My mom was watching TV, Access Hollywood or some shit, and she said, "That Lindsay girl has been with the same boy for a long time." Here I am thinking my mom was making a funny. Homegirl wasn't. She truly believed that SamRo is a real-life boy and doesn't just play one in paparazzi pictures. How could she not know?! When I set my mom straight, she said, "Well, I just look at pictures. I don't read that sort of thing and she does look a cute, little boy." And then she said, "It's not like you ever tell me anything." Like it's my fault!
Anyway, White Oprah Jr. and SamRo were back together last night in Hollywood doing lezzie type things or whatever. I just really want to drop a powdered soap on HoHan and then turn the hose on her. That would be a waste time since "Lohan" doesn't really wash off.
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Stoney, doesn't it say on the hair dye not to use on your eyebrows or pubes? That shit must hurt, maybe the dye without ammonia would work best though. But it doesn't last long. Why they hell would someone dye their cooter hair!?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I wonder if it just depends on your metabolism.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
IslandGirl ~ LMAO! If she's fully bare down there....then I'm going to wonder what the hell she's using that dye on.
WHATEVER YOU DO STOCK, (if it comes up) do not refer to her downthere beauty product as "cooter dye."
*ends advice*
HAHA I said if it comes up!
IG!
Oh, I don't know that is the best advise given the timeframe of dyed cooter visage....
Stock,
Think baseball!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:11pm.
Mrs. G ~ antique lighting by any chance?
No its a lot more of modern contemporary kinda stuff
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Lindsay is hot.
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All Things Must Pass
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Leandra - I'm saying this with nothing but love.
FUCK YOU BITCH!
Now that that is out. *ahem* I couldn't for the life of me lose weight while breastfeeding. So. Ugh, I have no advise. LOL.
Leandra, maybe that's a good way to lose weight in the long run, just have kids and then breastfeed them.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:09pm.
Ques:
Cooter Dye Girl and I have another date.
How can I keep from laughing if her dye job turns out to be some funked up mess??????
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Stocky, that's a good question. Put something in your mouth and bite down on it? :)
Mrs. G ~ antique lighting by any chance?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:55pm.
Denise Richards is on Ellen right now! ach!
==Listen up, give the bitch her due...she had the guts to drop the word *CUNT* on the telly. And she did it beautifully and appropriately. IMO.
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oh! lol, dint know that! i can give a bitch a break. just no more fucky with the BFF's hubby shitake.
;)
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Stock Broker, whenever you get the extreme compulsion to laugh excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. It'll seem like you have a bad cocaine habit and hence you will seem cooler in her eyes.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
gosh, there are so many good lesbian relationships that I have known. But any so far that will take each other down. There is a grand plan for all of us, but who ever really wants the drugs between Lindsay or Samantha, they are asking for an early dirty death, i want to smack both of them, and then take a moment to reflect, and then smack the fuck out of both of them. I'll smack Samantha first, she knew what she was getting into. And to think..... keep feeding it.....
There is no "other" shoe to drop now.
To the moms- did any of you have trouble keeping weight on while breastfeeding? I'm turning into a big-boobed twig (good thing I live in L.A. 'cause I fit right in). It might sound great, but bones sticking out everywhere just isn't a good look- check out SamRo if you need proof.
I got really skinny with my first kid as well,but now the weight is dropping so fast it's scary. I swear I'm down one size just since last week.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't.""Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
M.E., alas we live in a sea of village idiots...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Ques:
Cooter Dye Girl and I have another date.
How can I keep from laughing if her dye job turns out to be some funked up mess??????
Is it me or is one shoulder higher than the other too?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Why are people such fucking idiots? UGH! I got a fax from a property manager asking me for service bids, then in the next paragraph asking for installation. UGH! Which one is it?!?!?
looks like they're dissolving into bones, blech
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She looks like a hunchback painkiller addict in thumbnail #9. I think her jacket looks cheap (it's probably not with the amount of money she wastes on ugly clothes)...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
It hasn't rained here yet today, but
*looks out window*
It's getting mighty dark over teh Mountains and...well, I can look towards the beach thanks to this big WALL infront of me, but it's a coming!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:01pm.
Mrs. G ~ do you work retail?????
Sorta Kinda lol I work in lighting retail..high-end stuff
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
M.E., we actually need more rain according to the newspaper. It's not as cold as it was last month though. It's supposed to be not so warm in February anyway. It's not Socal that's for sure.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:00pm.
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*wets self*
Mrs. G ~ do you work retail?????
Stupid rain only came down in the morning, I could have ridden my bike to work!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:17pm.
I just heard this: “They have a new Octo-Mom special at Denny’s: fourteen
eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay for it.”
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Are those REAL eggs or Eggbeaters?
Stupid rain only came down in the morning, I could have ridden my bike to work!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
@ stocky
I havnt had a customer in 3 hours
I have NO work to do
All the conversations here today are not really doing anything for me
I ran out of stuff to look up online....
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Not sure about SoCal, but it's not very warm in California right now.
It's around 60 today with a storm front from Alaska coming in.
It's gonna get COLD!
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:55pm.
Denise Richards is on Ellen right now! ach!
==Listen up, give the bitch her due...she had the guts to drop the word *CUNT* on the telly. And she did it beautifully and appropriately. IMO.
And the poor bitch got done over by a prostitute tranny fucking fuckwit.
:)
Mongoose, no worries, i can change easily enough. My mistake, i think you were here way before me.
Mrs. Gosling ~ why are you bored??
Denise Richards is on Ellen right now! ach!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:51pm.
Katy Perry is a hosebag. I wonder how Benji feels about her singing that she kissed a girl and she liked it. So fuckin' annoying! He probably thinks it's against God's plan or whatever...
==Are you basically saying that Benje wouldn't fuck her with a 10ft barge pole?
paris herpes. Yes, you can eat real food to sub the meal replacement stuff.
Go here:
http://lowcarbdiets.about.com/od/lowcarbmenus1/Low_Carb_Menus.htm
I am sooooo bored
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Is it DebFrmHell who works at Denny's??? Some whore here works at Denny's and she's gonna piss her pampers.
I so agree, with this post, it's fucked up, there is no winner in this game. And if Samantha had her hands into the down fall of both of them, they are not celebrities, they are addicts just like the 70% of america. Samantha wears sweaters all the time, it's not winter REALLY in California. These two sadly fucked up. And one or the other will end up under ground, don't mean to be harsh, but look at them. i see the gray skin.
alknowingone - Thank you for breaking that down
A.
Submitted by alknowingone on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:51pm.
My guess is that horhan got samro hooked or is it the other way around?
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Good question Silvara0428! I don't know the answer to that but they are clearly co-dependents. I read once that Sam was known in Hollywood for being a supplier of pills and maybe coke to the "in crowd". Not exactly a dealer, but a valuable resource to many. Wouldn't surprise me if she introduced Lindsay to her oxycontin dependency and addiction. Sam always has that look of an oxy freak with those bags under her eyes and her gray complexion. Oxy users get a gray tint to their skin because the drug is a respiratory depressant and they simply don't get enough oxygen to their organs, including the skin. I think they both use opiates of some sort primarily and probably some coke mixed in for good measure. Lindsay has obviously owned up to the coke addiction in the past but it was her father who spilled the beans on her opiate addiction and dependency when she was in treatment, in Utah. I once knew a heavy oxy using (straight) couple and they fought all the time about the stupidest shit imaginable. People think that painkiller addicts are all mellow, warm and fuzzy all the time but the reality is that over time they become very edgy and irritable.
Katy Perry is a hosebag. I wonder how Benji feels about her singing that she kissed a girl and she liked it. So fuckin' annoying! He probably thinks it's against God's plan or whatever...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:17pm.
I just heard this: “They have a new Octo-Mom special at Denny’s: fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay for it.”
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BWAHAHA!!
Oxycontin is all the rage....geez...that shit is hardcore strong too.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
El B ~ you need to start wearing underwear to avoid scrote zipper mishaps.
You gotta protect the jewels and septer.
M.E., thanks for the menu! I just need actual low-carb menus. im not sure about those atkins replacement snacks...maybe i should eat something healthier to sub for them?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hey Paris Herps, have you seen the pics of Benji looking all cute with katy Perry? Wonky must be clawing at the walls with jelly. I hope there's a scrag fight. *WISHING*
TEAM KATY!
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/katy_perry_and_benji_madden_in_vegas#364...
El B, well we know what happens when you rip the scote skin out of the zipper area! PAIN!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Beautifully incriminating pics...courtesy of SamRo!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/12686173.html#cutid1
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Lauren Hutton interviewed Lindsay Lohan for Interview magazine and it was a really good article. I recommend checking it out.
paris herpes -
I found this link for you. I hope MK doesn't mind me linking to other blogs.
http://defamer.gawker.com/359426/michael-lohan-would-like-you-to-know-ex...
The quote I was remember though was this one...
http://www.hecklerspray.com/lindsay-lohan-hooked-on-delicious-oxycontin-...