Open Post: Hosted By Two Cokey Gayelles
A couple of weeks ago, I was talking on the phone with my mom and we were talking shit about the usual. My mom was watching TV, Access Hollywood or some shit, and she said, "That Lindsay girl has been with the same boy for a long time." Here I am thinking my mom was making a funny. Homegirl wasn't. She truly believed that SamRo is a real-life boy and doesn't just play one in paparazzi pictures. How could she not know?! When I set my mom straight, she said, "Well, I just look at pictures. I don't read that sort of thing and she does look a cute, little boy." And then she said, "It's not like you ever tell me anything." Like it's my fault!
Anyway, White Oprah Jr. and SamRo were back together last night in Hollywood doing lezzie type things or whatever. I just really want to drop a powdered soap on HoHan and then turn the hose on her. That would be a waste time since "Lohan" doesn't really wash off.
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Tape Deck - Tool "Anema"
MP3 - mixture of everything from the Who to Metallica to Kenny Chesney. (STFU)
Ringtones - Velvet Revolver "Fall to Pieces" and Sting "Fragile" for the BH's calls.
Ringback tone - Nickelback "Savin' Me"
There. I think that is it. LOL
why do some guys like no hair down there anyway? like they can feel it when they put the condem on. i think it has more to do with going down on a girl than anything else. they don't want to choke on a furball.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I had a low supply with my first, but was able to breastfeed for 10 months, when he self weaned (we were down to once a day anyway). So with my second, I starting pumping the day my milk came in as he nursed, took dompridone to up my supply along with fenugreek (which I had to stop cuz it made the bebe gassy)and I was seriously a milk machine. I cut him off on his 1st birthday because I couldn't do it anymore. He would nurse round the clock all night, I was still pumping 3x a day at work. UGH! I wanted MY boobs back. I had a 4 month stock pile in the freezer for him.
Kid is still breast obsessed.
PH,
Ok, in your CD player? Tape deck? IPOD?
M.E.,
Nice!! Back when Gwen knew what music was!!
My latest is Kings of Leon, Only by Night. FABU!
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I thought MK liked the Danity Kane song actually.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:42pm.
IslandGirl ~ I don't care for the bald cooter look. Looks too pedo to me.
I prefer a little (just a little) fur.
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So, I guess Madonna is out of the question? Hee hee...
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:45pm.
Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:24pm
*looks around, whispers* I had the same problem. A Baskin-Robbins Oreo shake has like 3500 calories and tastes a hell of a lot better than a protein shake! But if you have really high metabolism, you may end up like me and having to go to formula at 4-5 months anyway.
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Yay! Another freak of nature! Thanks for the tip, that does sound insanely tasty. I'm at three months now and I was able to breastfeed my first for 9 months, so that's what I'm hoping for.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
EW!!!!!! Typing landing strip made me think of Adnoid.
UGH! Damn you MK!!!!!!!!!!!
Stocky - as a woman, I find a completely bald cooter creepy too. Like all 11 year old girl cooter.
Landing strips all the way!
Clarisse - No Doubt "Return of Saturn"
Clarisse, I don't have a car...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:24pm
*looks around, whispers* I had the same problem. A Baskin-Robbins Oreo shake has like 3500 calories and tastes a hell of a lot better than a protein shake! But if you have really high metabolism, you may end up like me and having to go to formula at 4-5 months anyway.
I am totally tired...blah...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:36pm.
Leandra is part of the Whores R Us gang! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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I'm finally in a gang! I'm so fucking proud! We need gang signs. And gang colors! How about silver to match your new cooter dye job?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:33pm.
I banged my husband on our first date. We celebrated our *ahem* *cough* 28th anniversary last Sunday.
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Damn! Impressive!
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
IslandGirl ~ I don't care for the bald cooter look. Looks too pedo to me.
I prefer a little (just a little) fur.
PH,
I can say that the only one of those songs that I know is the Shitney one, and that I blame on MK and Dlisted.
QUICK...CD that is in your car RIGHT NOW...Discuss.
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But I sorta liked the thong song...
http://www.spinner.com/2008/08/01/top-20-worst-bad-songs-ever-no-16/
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I didn't even know they sold cooter dye!!
Hahaha it remids me of the Sex and the City episode where samantha tryes dying hers and it comes out red!
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Here's another of the top 40 worst songs of 2008
http://scooterksu.blogspot.com/2008/12/40-worst-songs-of-2008.html
Top 5:
1. When I Grow Up - The Pussycat Dolls
2. Womanizer - Brittney Spears
3. I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
4. Lollipop - Lil’ Wayne & Static Major
5. Damaged - Danity Kane
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Paris Herpes ~ add anything by Lionel Ritchie. He makes by ears bleed.
I don't understand the logic in dying yer cooter hair. So what if it doesn't match!
Fuck it. I'll dye my cooter silver just for shock value.
Don't get me wrong, I actually like them as a couple. But is Sam grabbing Lindz's crotch in that shot or is just the angle? And is Sam growing a mini-Bob Hope ski nose??
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:33pm.
I banged my husband on our first date. We celebrated our *ahem* *cough* 28th anniversary last Sunday.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Leandra is part of the Whores R Us gang! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mrs. G ~ the cooter dye incident is a topic from a few days ago. I made the mistake of looking into the medicine cabinet of this girl I've had a couple of dates with. She had a box of cooter dye in there.
I got to thinking...if she's that vain then its raising red flags for me.
Top ten worst:
1. MacArthur Park - Richard Harris or Donna Summer
2. I've Never Been To Me - Charlene
3. Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
4. Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
5. Popozao - Kevin Federline
6. Muskrat Love - Captain and Tenille
7. You Must Love Me - Madonna
8. Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
9. I Am... I Said - Neil Diamond
10. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/WORST.html
I wonder why the Bananas song isn't on there...it so should be!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Probably the reason why Nicolette Sheridan left his cheezy ass!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
M.E.,
We need a theme song!
Leandra,
Dat's what I'm talkin bout!!!
Stocky,
I'm just pullin your chain. Momma knows your a good boy!
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Clarisse - WHORES UNITE!!
M.E.- I banged my husband on the first date too. And I had known him for erm...9 hours.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
I was just thinking about the worst songs ever, one of them is by Michael Bolton and it's called Can I Touch You... There? Hhahahha!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:28pm.
islandgirl, if she had a bald cooter than there's no point in dyeing it to match your hair.
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Exactly!!
Clarisse ~ this will be our 3rd dinner date. We've had several informal lunch dates. I'm not looking to boink her on the 3rd date, but she is very good looking.
Porn stars and strippers are the only women I know who would bother with cooter dye. And whores.
M.E.,
Us whore got to stick together!! Although, at this point, I think I am a born again virgin.
paris herpes,
I have to ask...Do you have a dwarf ham or do you just like the cute pic??? Cuz I have a hammie story!
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M.E., that's a justifiable test to me! hahaahh!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Aw I missed the original dyed cooter incident I dont know wtf is going on lol
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
islandgirl, if she had a bald cooter than there's no point in dyeing it to match your hair. Why are some people so ridiculous about hair color is beyond me...it was like my friend who kept her hair long because she thought guys liked it better. No guys want to have sex with you, they don't care about hair length...that is maybe if you have no hair. Then I could see an issue.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
paris herpes - I'd known him for a couple years. So, on date#1 I decided to check to see if investing anymore time into the thing would be worth it.
LMAO!
Stoney, I'm dyeing my hair light brown soon, sick of the red already.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Some bitches take great pride in being a natural blonde or redhead. I would imagine they would even go so far as to dye their cooter hair so the carpet matches the drapes. Whatever, who cares if you're a natural if you're butt fucking ugly? I have dark blonde hair and put highlights in mine, and I swear, I had this hideous beast with near white hair acting like she was so much more genetically blessed than I because her shit was natural. Bitch please, you hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree!
Stocky, at least if she DOES have a bald cooter, you don't have to worry about laughing. Just try not to sigh in relief.
M.E., sometimes magic happens on the first date!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:13pm.
Leandra - I'm saying this with nothing but love.
FUCK YOU BITCH!
Now that that is out. *ahem* I couldn't for the life of me lose weight while breastfeeding. So. Ugh, I have no advise. LOL.
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LMFAO! I know, I know, most women would have the same reaction to my whining. Trust me though, you wouldn't want to look like this. The doc told me to stop losing weight STAT, or I wouldn't be able to breastfeed much longer. I'm drinking a protein shake right now and it's disgusting.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
I banged the BH on date #1.
Yes. I R a whore that way. LMAO!
StockBroker ~ I told you that she is probaly trying to match the carpet with the drapes!
Wait wait wait!!!!! STOCK!!! Is this date #2 or just another date? Are you moving in for the kill on date # 2?
You dawg you! Bow chicka bow wow!!!
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Insurance, or assurance?
God I'm a fucktard.
paris herpes - what? Losing weight while breastfeeding?
I'm sure your metabolism plays a role.
I think because I am normally so thin that when I was nursing my body held onto the extra weight for insurance that my milk would be fatty enough.
That is what I rationalized anyway in order to live with it! LOL
Pitseleh, off the subject of the gayelles...
but i know you like Elliott. How could you not?