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A couple of weeks ago, I was talking on the phone with my mom and we were talking shit about the usual. My mom was watching TV, Access Hollywood or some shit, and she said, "That Lindsay girl has been with the same boy for a long time." Here I am thinking my mom was making a funny. Homegirl wasn't. She truly believed that SamRo is a real-life boy and doesn't just play one in paparazzi pictures. How could she not know?! When I set my mom straight, she said, "Well, I just look at pictures. I don't read that sort of thing and she does look a cute, little boy." And then she said, "It's not like you ever tell me anything." Like it's my fault!
Anyway, White Oprah Jr. and SamRo were back together last night in Hollywood doing lezzie type things or whatever. I just really want to drop a powdered soap on HoHan and then turn the hose on her. That would be a waste time since "Lohan" doesn't really wash off.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:41pm.
@LCT
Are you celebrating the real CT's b'day today?
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That depends.. do I have to have carrot cake? Cause I don't have any.
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How about some red cooter dye to honor the man?
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Leandra - yes!! He will def. be a leader!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:41pm.
@LCT
Are you celebrating the real CT's b'day today?
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That depends.. do I have to have carrot cake? Cause I don't have any.
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Nah. Just admire his bulging manhood in the pic that MK chose for Birthday Slut today.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:40pm.
ITA. I only take the Stress-B Complex. Multivitamins just don't work.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:41pm.
@LCT
Are you celebrating the real CT's b'day today?
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That depends.. do I have to have carrot cake? Cause I don't have any.
@LCT
Are you celebrating the real CT's b'day today?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Momus, yeah i just need to get the vitamins from the actual fruits. i take a small b-vitamin to help with the nerves, keeps you calm believe it or not. the multi-vitamin was just too much for my stomach or something.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:26pm.
Damn! I can totally understand how frustrating that mush have been, but were you secretly a little proud? You won't ever have to worry about your kid being pressured into anything, the little dude sure knows how to withhold pressure.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Clarissalina, you still here?
@PH: From the latest issue of The Week.
Health scare of the week: Multivitamins don't work
That daily multivitamin is a waste of money, says new research. In an enormous study involving more than 160,000 women over a period of eight years, researchers found that multivitamins do absolutely nothing to prevent cancer or heart disease or increase people’s longevity. “We thought there could be a modestly reduced risk, but there is nothing,” study author Marian Neuhouser tells The New York Times. More than half of all Americans take multivitamins, spending more than $20 billion a year on them. Researchers said people would be better off eating more fruits, vegetables, and whole grains than popping vitamin pills.
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M.E., uff scorpios are far worse than aries. i like aries' people, we match since im a sag. ive rarely met any in my life though. what months are they born between?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
paris herpes - Oh trust me, I spank. He just sat on his bed, staring at the wall. UGH!
Who knew my little scorpio would be more stubborn than my Aries!
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:28pm.
I hear menopause starts somewhere in the mid-40s, but I could be wrong. Which means I might have a good 15 years before it hits me.
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One good thing about more women being open about menopause is that the drug-developing scientists really see how big of a problem it can be. Result-better menopause-fighting drugs for us.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
i get the sweats when i take a multi-vitamin...so i stopped taking it. made me too sick.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
M.E., that sounds nightmarish. sounds like he might need a little spankin. not sure how you feel about that though. i think it doesnt help in the long run but it does get the message across. sounds like he might grow up to a little manipulator. he sat in his room for 2 and a half hours?! what was he doin'? playing?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:24pm.
OK. I have to ease on down the road, but imma tie up Leandra's Bowie, with Maynard AND a spot of Chili Pepper.
Underworld soundtrack....
Bring Me The Disco King (Loner Mix)
David Bowie featuring Maynard James Keenan & John Frusciante !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLRETBpf5q4
(disregard the cheese movie stills...)
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Thank you for posting that Clarisse. It's amazing.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
I hear menopause starts somewhere in the mid-40s, but I could be wrong. Which means I might have a good 15 years before it hits me.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
paris herpes - Kid#2 is a stubbor pain in the ass!!
Example. On Saturday, after breakfast, he got up from the table, I told him to put his milk back in the fridge. He said he didn't want to. I told him to go to his room until he's ready to put the milk away.
How long did that kid sit in his room? TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS!!! Before he walked out, went to the kitchen, put his milk away and said "Mommy I'm ready to play now."
No wonder I'm getting grey hairs already.
M.E.,
Absolutely!!! Arizona bay baby!!!
OK. I have to ease on down the road, but imma tie up Leandra's Bowie, with Maynard AND a spot of Chili Pepper.
Underworld soundtrack....
Bring Me The Disco King (Loner Mix)
David Bowie featuring Maynard James Keenan & John Frusciante !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLRETBpf5q4
(disregard the cheese movie stills...)
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Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:12pm.
I am back from my hideous day of errands.
What have I missed?
Breastfeeding, cooter dye and music.
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Cooter dye still? How much more can be said? Is Stocky still in a quandry over cooter dye in the medicine cabinet?
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:18pm.
I'm sorta freakin' about menopause since reading about Rosie O.'s story. Sure it was TMI but it makes me wonder when I will wake up in cold sweats. Maybe I should ask my mom if she gets it yet. She's 57.
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She's most likely been through it years ago.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
paris herpes - menopause: Before I got preggo with bebe#2 I was on the pill, it started giving me menopausal symptoms. Night sweats, hot flashes, periods for 4 weeks. It sucked. The night sweats were the worst. I would wake up in the middle of the night, drenched. Completley, bed soaked. It was AWFUL!!!
I am so not looking for when it hits me again.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:14pm.
Thanks. Now I don't feel so old.
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M.E., kid #2 is a pain hahahahah! that so funny. im sorry im not laughing at your expense. kids have interesting reactions to bodily functions. omg.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
My favorite Tool song is Aenima.
"I sure could use a vacation from this
bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of
Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time.
Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay."
My oldest is two, so the glorious days of potty training are ahead of me.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
I'm sorta freakin' about menopause since reading about Rosie O.'s story. Sure it was TMI but it makes me wonder when I will wake up in cold sweats. Maybe I should ask my mom if she gets it yet. She's 57.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
paris herpes - potty training has been a bitch for me.
Baby #1 - at 2 when he started going to daycare, saw the other older kids going in the potty, came home one day and started peeing in the potty. Never an accident. Of course he didn't shit in the potty till he was 4. He'd hold it all day till he got home, go put a pull up on, crap, then have me change him. So, I guess, in a way, he was trained. LOL
Baby #2...He's 3. In the last 5 months we've mastered the peeing in the potty thing, but he is lazy and will piss his pants from time to time if it's going to interfere with what he is doing. He craps his pants consistantly. He's scared of the potty, won't wear a pull up and doesnt tell be he has to go. So I am constantly on "pooping face" watch with him.
*rolls eyes*
I'm listening to David Bowie. I love that man- always have, always will!
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
M.E.,
I probably enjoy APC more than Tool. At least the live show.
I was talkin about ANOTHER side side project. He's calling this one "Puscifer".
He is a weird lil dude...
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DG nothing really, I'm about to fall asleep sitting down @ my desk. Whew.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Maynard is a freak but I sure do enjoy Tool. I prefer The Mars Volta though.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
And, menopause!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:12pm.
I am back from my hideous day of errands.
What have I missed?
Breastfeeding, cooter dye and music.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Momus no I've been alive longer than you've been married to your hubbie.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Clarisse - I like "A Perfect Circle" too.
The names he comes up with for song titles. LMFAO!
I am back from my hideous day of errands.
What have I missed?
Paris herpes- It really depends on the kid which one is easier. My three month old sleeps a lot and he's my second. My first wasn't really much trouble either, but I was stressing out more because I was new to being a mom. You know, freaking out over everything, afraid of dropping him and all that crazy stuff
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
How about potty training? I know a 4 year old who is probably on the verge but I think hasn't mastered it yet. I've heard varying differences of opinion on this one too.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:45pm.
I've been married to the man longer than some dlisters have been alive.
I like the idea of a dlisted gang.
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http://hubpages.com/hub/100-Worst-Songs-of-All-Time
Hahhahhaa....!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Adnoid was able to post $110K bail!
WTF?? Where did he get that much money?
paris herpes - baby#2 is a cling on. LOL I stopped breastfeeding him at a year, but he STILL reaches in my shirt all the time. Perv!
Every woman has a different cut off point for breastfeeding. For me, it was a year. That is what I was comfortable with. Other women up to 5 years.
I think the nutritional benefits are highly diminished after 2 years.
I could be wrong.
M.E.,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, MJK!!! He has a new side project! He lists it's sound as "A Hot Buttered Pelvic Massage."
Love me some Maynard.
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M.E., baby #2 is a bit demanding huh? the first baby sounded pretty good. How long is it okay to breast feed a child?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Oh wait i think i also have Brian Eno's Here Come the Warm Jets in there too. It's a 5 -Disc CD player. I put all my CDs on a harddrive and my computer's gettin' fixed @ Bestbuy so I don't know what I played on there last time. I think I was ripping something to iTunes.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
M.E.- That sounds exhausting, you deserve a fucking medal!
Imagine having twins or, urgh, octuplets.
I was so sure I'd have twins since my hubby is one. Lucky for me I didn't. If I had two babies sucking the life out of me, I'd probably look like Gollum by now.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Paris herpes - with the first I was only exhauseted the first couple months, till he started SLEEPING. But I was home with him for the first six months. I didn't work. And when I went back to work I only pumped once a day and he'd only wake up 1x at night to nurse.
Baby #2, I went back to work after 8 weeks, the kid wanted the boob every 2 hours, for a YEAR, plus I had the other kid to take care of AND the BH. IT was hard.
CD Player - LCD Soundsystem, Blonde Redhead
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
M.E., I feel like babies and kids are kinda creepy that way. I'm really on the fence about having my own, I just don't like how they drain you of energy and milk. I'm probably not at that point where I want to procreate or something.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde