Wednesday, February 25th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Two Cokey Gayelles

A couple of weeks ago, I was talking on the phone with my mom and we were talking shit about the usual. My mom was watching TV, Access Hollywood or some shit, and she said, "That Lindsay girl has been with the same boy for a long time." Here I am thinking my mom was making a funny. Homegirl wasn't. She truly believed that SamRo is a real-life boy and doesn't just play one in paparazzi pictures. How could she not know?! When I set my mom straight, she said, "Well, I just look at pictures. I don't read that sort of thing and she does look a cute, little boy." And then she said, "It's not like you ever tell me anything." Like it's my fault!

Anyway, White Oprah Jr. and SamRo were back together last night in Hollywood doing lezzie type things or whatever. I just really want to drop a powdered soap on HoHan and then turn the hose on her. That would be a waste time since "Lohan" doesn't really wash off.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Nikitainthesection's picture

I seriously need to change my pic. It's been decade that I have this one, even if you don't see me posting very often. LOL.

islandgirl's picture

fricafrac, it's an open post, so you can say whatever the eff you want. But I know what you mean--- I get confused too!

Edited to add... shut up, Slutts and Sheeps. :)

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I don't see a save picture or save file..

there are only save link..bla bla bla.

fricafrac
Is anyone keeping any of the posts relevant.
I am enjoying myself but get confused on who is talking about what ??
Kind of loosing the thread

fricafrac
Lohan keeps her promises, She hit the big Mac Muffin again.
Give them a break they are sutured to each other.

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Clarisse called me a "monkey butt"! *sigh*

Tris didn't take long to find and download MK!

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Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:09pm.
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right click and copy into your pictures

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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K

Richiegay's picture

It's like she's Dickmatized with out the peen ???

"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.

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Triscuit how did you saved your pic??

I just can't see how. Hmmm. I wanna have a pic of Michael too. Baboune. LOL.

These two try to be so hardcore like Sid and Nancy. Too bad they're more like Sluggo and Nancy.

I wish they would just slither off into the horizon on a glittery trail of snow and leave us all alone.

fricafrac
I just looked at the Heather Mill lips .
Scary even for a nom dalmatiam

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:04pm.
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I fucking LOVE you!
You ROCK!
Momus as well!♥♥much love♥♥

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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K

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Momus,
No. Your job is 9-5. This is just cuz you are a good monkey butt!!! (sorry, that's what I call my nephew)

Tris,
This going to come from an A with an A pops, stop the B. It's hard, it sucks not to shut the world off, but your kids want to be with you.

(hugs and support!!)

Edit cus I don't wanna get T in trouble.

Nikitainthesection~~~
Found him! That handsome little booger! Though I had trouble getting past Theo!!!

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There are 2

the other one is with the ladder. The second one is ZZEEEXXYYY!!!!

Oh my...

Btw, how can we save the pics??

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I think I just arrived at the wrong moment to post my message. Oh well.

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@Nikita

Row 6, Pic 4?

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Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:58pm.
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Niiiiiice shot of MK!!!
My new avvie!!!!!!

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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:59pm.

It's all part of my job.

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Richiegay's picture

It would be sad if it were not true.

"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.

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Momus,
Well, like I said, D is lucky to have you. Not many people would even know where to f'ing start!

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Okay maybe I'm just very late and maybe this is not news anymore, but damn I just found this.

Two words: Sexy Slut!

Of course you need to find Michael in it. There are 2 pics. Enjoy if you didn't seen it yet.

http://www.bradwalsh.com/photography/editorial-promotional/#

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:40pm.

Thanks.

I really feel for Tris. I know how to quickly find the agencies to help folks like her.

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I love you guys so much!
Thank you for all the support you have given me!
I am now going to erase my previous post in case some fucking "DOUCHE'S" are reading!

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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K

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@Triscuit.

Here is the link Legal Services of New Jersey.

http://www.lsnj.org/

Their mission statement says

"Legal Services of New Jersey (LSNJ), an independent, non-profit organization, coordinates the statewide Legal Services system. LSNJ strives to ensure equal access to justice under law to all people of New Jersey, providing free legal assistance to low-income people in civil matters."

Child custody is a civil matter.

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Triscuit, listen to Momus! I'm sending a big hug and good thoughts your way.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:15pm.
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Thank You for the advice.
I live in NJ

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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:08pm.

1. Don't start drinking!
2. If you are drinking, stop!
3. Seek some type of joint custody with your son.
4. You son is old enough to know that you cannot provide the same lifestyle as Daddy.
5. Demand a sealed hearing.
6. If Daddy and/or Daddy's family tries to intimidate you, you tell them that you will file extortion charges against them.
7. Call your local legal aid society for free or low-cost legal services.

What state are you in?

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Triscuit, my heart goes out to you. I went through something similar many moons ago... but trust me that it'll all come out right. ♥♥♥

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Triscuit! How's everything going? And spew away, my dear.

*pulls up a chair, pours a glass of White Zinfandel*

paris herpes's picture

I have PMS cramps, wtf!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:12pm.
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OOOOoohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Great fucking answer!
dumb OctoPussay Bitch!
M.E.~beat her please!

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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:53pm.
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I need to spew some shit.
anyone wanna listen?

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Abso-fucking-lutely. We're here for you.

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I need to spew some shit.
anyone wanna listen?

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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K

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RE: Spanking. My parents spanked. All of us except for my youngest brother.

4 of us would stop all BS the second my Dad touched his belt buckle.

My brother would instantly get worse. He showed ZERO emotion when he was gettin his ass strapped and would go right back to his fuckery. Now, if you grounded him in his room alone, had the effect of 20 ass swats. HATED it!

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The GD rec center (for Big D's before and afterschool care) still hasn't deposited my payment from 1/25. UGH! Fuckers!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Man this OT went over like the proverbial turd in the punchbowl today.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:29pm.
Where the fuck is everyone? I have 15 more minutes of fuckery.

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Bring it on, baby.

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Where the fuck is everyone? I have 15 more minutes of fuckery.

Clarisse's picture

Carrot!
I'z back! Did you go to Dr. Evil's today?

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OMG! Did you bitches know that Kim KardASSian has a pet chimp????

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:10pm.

I just watched another clip of Octopussy on Dr. Phil.

I wanna punch her fat lips and bust her fake nose.
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You can't do that! Then she'll have another 'disability' claim. :)

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I just watched another clip of Octopussy on Dr. Phil.

I wanna punch her fat lips and bust her fake nose.

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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:04pm.
I am going to shut this baby down.........Have a good evening!

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Enjoy your Spring Fever.

It's 56, grey, and drizzling in San Francisco.

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I am going to shut this baby down.........Have a good evening!

paris herpes's picture

Momus, yeah i take that a b with vitamin c. i have some leftover and i think i have more somewhere else. it does help with the stress too. those scientos werent jokin!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:55pm.

Can I just spill some cherry Jell-O in my lap instead?
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Good thinking.

"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."

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OMG! It got up to 82 degrees in Big D today. No wonder I have spring fever!

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bmitted by Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:41pm.

@LCT

Are you celebrating the real CT's b'day today?
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That depends.. do I have to have carrot cake? Cause I don't have any.
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How about some red cooter dye to honor the man?

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Can I just spill some cherry Jell-O in my lap instead?

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:46pm.
Leandra - yes!! He will def. be a leader!
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Yep! Sounds like it fer sure.

"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."