Open Post: Hosted By Two Cokey Gayelles
A couple of weeks ago, I was talking on the phone with my mom and we were talking shit about the usual. My mom was watching TV, Access Hollywood or some shit, and she said, "That Lindsay girl has been with the same boy for a long time." Here I am thinking my mom was making a funny. Homegirl wasn't. She truly believed that SamRo is a real-life boy and doesn't just play one in paparazzi pictures. How could she not know?! When I set my mom straight, she said, "Well, I just look at pictures. I don't read that sort of thing and she does look a cute, little boy." And then she said, "It's not like you ever tell me anything." Like it's my fault!
Anyway, White Oprah Jr. and SamRo were back together last night in Hollywood doing lezzie type things or whatever. I just really want to drop a powdered soap on HoHan and then turn the hose on her. That would be a waste time since "Lohan" doesn't really wash off.
Wenn
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Both of them look like druggers
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So much for love's first blush.
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
sooo, Lohan and Sam really truly don't get that we can obviously see the fact that they... wait... this is the open post... nevermind, gonna go cut my toenails
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Fuckin' love you, TITS. Hot piece of educated ass, you.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 1:23am.
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You so rock TITS. I always go through comments and show the BF yours. You bring us closer, just like MST3K!
Short clip of dlisted / go girl on some tv show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzjnNpYjPhQ
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
She had her lips tattooed? To look like what, a woman's crotch?
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hey Tits, you're up. Yes check my site. www.sickitten.com. I point it out 'cause I had lip liner tatted on these pathetic lips. I was so drunk. It hurt!
You know what, I'm getting really annoyed with the British. I don't want to insult the beloved 'Keane', whom we all love on DListed.
Really, they are ridiculous. Especially the gossip tabs. It's like they have no pride.
I'm sure the beloved 'Keane' even agrees.
They make me so proud to be a North American.
Did you catch the 'north' part?
Unisom, work, damn you!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:22am.
Oh. And Madge had Thermage and some tacky lip liner tatooed on her lips.
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She had her lips tattooed? To look like what, a woman's crotch?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:56am.
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When you are rich, it isn't simple. You need a vacation from staff. So I hear.
I realize that this is an open post but I was just reading that Hohan and Lily Allen are going to be recording some tracks while on vacation together in the Bahamas.
Don't you actually have to be doing something first to take a vacation from?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:03am.
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Paltrow's problem is she isn't educated like the rest of us.
Oh. And Madge had Thermage and some tacky lip liner tatooed on her lips.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:56pm.
Tigerlilly,
I think you're safe because I'm pretty sure tiger shit is neither vegan nor macrobiotic. Although if Paltrow determines it is elitist, the first two factors might get trumped.
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Can't you just see her uppity bland ass on Oprah flanked by that creepy Dr. Oz singing the praises of tiger shit...but only the 'blue variety of course'?....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
That creepy Dr. Oz will be putting his hands all over Oprah (he's ALWAYS touching her!!!) and saying, "You know, Oprah, Gwyneth is absoulutely correct, and I want to make this clear to your viewers and everyone here in the audience, we are ONLY talking about the BLUE tiger shit, right Gwyneth?" and Gwyneth will nod her fish head knowingly "Yes, absolutely. That is the only kind of tiger shit I would ever feed my family, and infact, I've just produced a doucumentary for the BBC on the nutritional value of Blue tiger shit..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:47pm.
Okay so Tiger? First of all don't shoot/claw/maim the messenger 'kay?
So... you know how Socky has been a.w.o.l. the past few days?
And you know how the zoo people were in your enclosure the other night putting in what they called a 'scented air dispenser' to cope with the smell?
It was really a camera and well.... it's just.... they've posted pictures!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/with/3306143406/
You need to start scouting for lawyers kitty.
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So THAT'S why she was always supplying me with top shelf cat nip...She just wanted some tiger ass! Those monkeys are all the same....
I guess that's why I've been shitting lint balls for the past few weeks too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly,
I think you're safe because I'm pretty sure tiger shit is neither vegan nor macrobiotic. Although if Paltrow determines it is elitist, the first two factors might get trumped.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:39pm.
You better trademark your blue poo before Gwyneth Paltrow puts it in her next cook book.
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Over her DEAD EVISCERATED BODY...with a side of tartar sauce, cole slaw, and french fries with malt vinegar....mmmmmm....
But I digress...BLUE POO IS MINE!!!! I own the rights! They are right here in my litter box!!!! *firing off a scathing letter to Gywnnie's lawyers*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Okay so Tiger? First of all don't shoot/claw/maim the messenger 'kay?
So... you know how Socky has been a.w.o.l. the past few days?
And you know how the zoo people were in your enclosure the other night putting in what they called a 'scented air dispenser' to cope with the smell?
It was really a camera and well.... it's just.... they've posted pictures!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/with/3306143406/
You need to start scouting for lawyers kitty.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:39pm.
You better trademark your blue poo before Gwyneth Paltrow puts it in her next cook book.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:36pm.
Tiger? You still around?
I might have a ... present for you.
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Yeah, I'm still here, you skank ass whore....;-)
tiger says that with luuuuuurve dontcha know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:13pm.
How often does your keeper have to pull things out of your ass?
I pity the fool that has to clean YOUR cage. Blue poo?
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What's wrong with Blue poo? If it's good enough for Madonna, it's good enough for my zoo keepers. Don't believe me? Check out these lyrics:
True love
You're the one I'm dreaming of
Your heart fits me like a glove
And I'm gonna be blue poo baby I love you
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See? See? Nothing wrong with blue poo....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger? You still around?
I might have a ... present for you.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:13pm.
How often does your keeper have to pull things out of your ass?
I pity the fool that has to clean YOUR cage. Blue poo?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:04pm.
Not only are we posting without a topic, now we're even doing it without context. Happy Smurf pudding jerky day to you too!
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could you toss in a few hyphens please?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:59pm.
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You supposed to beat OctoPussay ass.
kidding.
The reason my posts are all stars is cause some DOUCHEBAG (the ex) reads my shit here.
I needed to vent some shit earlier,Me not want DOUCHE to see!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:01pm.
What is with all the stars (*) and obviously edited posts cuz I aint following the conversation.
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It's like a reward if you're an obsessive reader. Like finding a prize in the box of cereal before everyone else.
Hell I've even seen people post their phone numbers then edit them out! hahahaha
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Sam Ronson, unattractive to both genders.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Barack Obama walks like Keanu Reeves......stoner gait.......Conspiracy!!! Watergate.....Stoner gait......oh yeah, their out to get us
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:01pm.
Open Post = there is not topic. And it's ok!!!!!
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And it isn't not funny too.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Has anyone seen this video? Too F'ing funny!
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:13pm.
Try it with Tabasco. Not the sauce, my neighbor's chihuahua. Just grind that little fucker up in that shit.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:01pm.
Not only are we posting without a topic, now we're even doing it without context. Happy Smurf pudding jerky day to you too!
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Wait, there's Smurfs in my jerky pudding? I was wondering why it was blue...
The smurfs do give it a slight piquant yet black cherry aroma with a smooth finish that I find teasingly pleasing on the palate....I did, however, find it quite unpleasant that I had to pick a tiny little blue shoe out of my teeth...Over all, I give it 2 and 1/2 out of 5 stars....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly. Thank yo. No more questions!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:42pm.
Clarisse: Here's a more adult version.
http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/browse/Home/Apothecary/Body-Care/Soap...
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'Tired old ass soak'?
I note that it's 100% natural, and only $14.95.
You'd think tired old ass would be a lot cheaper to purchase.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:06pm.
My answer was better. Lookit the fuzzy kitty, gettin all real up on dlisted!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:01pm.
What is with all the stars (*) and obviously edited posts cuz I aint following the conversation.
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It stems from an earlier conversation that was very personal to the person posting, so she chose to delete it due to its sensitive nature so trolls wouldn't swoop in and have a field day (and they would have). It's not anything you really missed in terms of the goings on of this post.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:01pm.
Not only are we posting without a topic, now we're even doing it without context. Happy Smurf pudding jerky day to you too!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Open Post = there is not topic. And it's ok!!!!!
What is with all the stars (*) and obviously edited posts cuz I aint following the conversation.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:55pm.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:12pm.
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OOOOoohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Great fucking answer!
dumb OctoPussay Bitch!
M.E.~beat her please!
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Who am I supposed to be beating?
Clarisse: Here's a more adult version.
http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/browse/Home/Apothecary/Body-Care/Soap...
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:31pm.
i just want to say i had 3 shots today and i'm somewhat cranky....
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Baby, I know. Tequila will mess your 'tude up every time...
Try kamikazes next time.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
@triscuit: i think i will have 3 more shots...;)
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:31pm.
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have 3 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
i just want to say i had 3 shots today and i'm somewhat cranky....that is all...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Momus!
We have called Bubbah "Monkey Butt" forever...last year, we found this for his xmas pressie....WE thought it was HELLarious!!! He wanted a new IPOD. teeheeeheeee....
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:23pm.
<<---*pointing at you and your Zin*