The Real Housewives Of OC Reunion: Gretchen Outed?
The main event of last night's Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County Reunion Spectacular was between Tamra and Gretchen. Battle of the blonde-bos! They really should have held this shit in a boxing ring in the middle of the Orange County Swap Meet.
Tamra started the brawl of words when she told us a little bedtime story involving Gretchen and her ex-boyfriend Jay. Basically, based on the tidbits that were delivered to her, Tamra thinks Gretchen was fucking on Jay while her sugar pepaw lay dying. Tamra went on to say that Jay told her that Gretchen was basically hired help and her only job was to take care of sugar pepaw Jeff (R.I.P.). Gretchen denied away that she ever did NOT RIGHT sexy times with Jay during and after her relationship with Jeff. Droopy Vicki straight up asked Gretch if she was fucking his ass and the answer was NO.
The rumor about Gretchen and Jay has been going around before the reunion aired. The Dirty even has a picture of Jay sticking his nasty ass tongue down her throat. And she's still wearing the $65,000 rock Jeff gave her! In addition to that, Jay told The National Enquirer that he was Gretchen's real boyfriend during filming. Gretch would spend her days with Jeff, but her nights with Jay. When Jeff shuffled off to the great beyond, Jay moved in with Gretchen. How do you say "escandalo" in OC talk?
The crowning moment of the battle was when Jeana asked Tamra why she cared so much about Gretchen's supposed love triangle. The halo appeared over Tamra's head, the angels sang and she said, "It's all about moral character."
If you melted down moral character into a sticky paste, mixed it with silicone, poured it into a Ziploc bag and then shoved that shit in Tamra's chest, the bitch still wouldn't have any moral character! Her soul would zap that shit to nothingness in two seconds flat.
And the angels ripped off Saint Tamra's halo when she told Gretchen, "You're such a fucking victim, aren't you!" Why did I hi-five my TV screen when she said that? Cunts have to stick together.
Even Lynne woke up from her catatonic state and crawled out of her bong when Gretchen said that shit. Speaking of, was I the only one who was laughing till they farted when Lynne started crying?! You know she was only bringing the tears, because her brain was hurting so much after the meanies (Droopy & Tamra) made her think about important stuff.
The entire war of the whores is in the clip above. Relive the magic! Or just skip to the 5:20 mark to see the smug look on Droopy Vicki's face. You kind of just want to stick a milk bone in her mouth, put a collar around her neck and then walk her off a cliff.
And the next season should just take place in one room. Just throw all those whores in there so we can watch them slowly eat each other alive. The only thing left would be implants, one of Lynne's Cuff Loves and Tamra's moral character. Because her moral character will live forever!
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Submitted by suzanita on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:36pm.
its bruce bitch...
ok, is Happyface writing a dissertation on the real housewives?
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That look like a dissertation to you? You sad bitch. Still writing your RHOC screenplay? Filthy Bitch had it a-comin to her/it like a well...a filty bitch. Poor girls probly waited 5 years for your psych degrees to come in from Wal-Mart and now you think you know how to call it out. Sad.
that show is a hot mess!!
I hope Gretchen is back next season. I haven't watched it yet but my mum said that everyone calls Tamara out on her sneaky ass fo trying to get Gretchen drunk. Ha! God I hate Vicky and Tamra, but I hate Tamra.
Lol..That is great
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So I heard Gretchen cashed in on a life insurance pay off from her peepaw....anyone know if this is true? Also heard the Laurie Waring Peterson is about to jump ship cuz her little Georgie is almost broke? What's going on? Poor little plastic fools are landing hard on the new reverse reality show of "oc hillbillies" belly flopping into the cement pond.
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*** Tamra's son is just an organ donor-that kid is gonna be a victim. The hateful looks he gives when he forgets the cameras are rolling-someone is gonna get tired of that and gut him like a fish one day. ***
Do you mean Tamara's pathetic closeted gay son, or Jeanna's failure at minor league baseball son? I guess it could apply to either, but Jeanna's son has more hateful looks, and the stuff he says to his mom is pretty violent. Probably should have drown that one when he was a kitten.
Check out the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 4 Reunion comic book! (Or at least a couple pages anyway...)
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solving the mystery of "whatis naked drunk"? haven't you ever woke up from being ridicuoulsy drunk in just your bra and panties? *raises hand& thank god, i was with "meh man", but yeah, i think it happens and we didn't do anything, i think you just start taking off your damn clothes? maybe im the onlyone?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:06pm.
If I wanted to watch ignoramuses flail through life I'd go sit in a government office with a bowl of popcorn.
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So, you've met Stephen Harper?
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I'm ignoring him until he goes away.
BC has enough corruption all on its own tyvm. We're the New Orleans of Canada that way.
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Tamara needs to worry more about her own life and get over her jealousy issues toward Gretchen,shes under that droopy faced hag vickys influence.Tamara has NOTHING to say about moral character after she tried to get Gretchen "naked drunk"first off thats something bitches would do in middle school not at 50 or however old the bitch is.Vicky is such a narsacist piece of trash.Their all narsacistic freaks its disgusting to watch a bunch old hags that live their lives varcariously through their bratty teenage daughters..grow the fuck up
just a perfect example that money cannot buy class!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 11:06pm.
If I wanted to watch ignoramuses flail through life I'd go sit in a government office with a bowl of popcorn.
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So, you've met Stephen Harper?
God I miss good sitcoms.
I'm not getting another television until all this reality shit is off the air once and for all.
If I wanted to watch ignoramuses flail through life I'd go sit in a government office with a bowl of popcorn.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:22pm.
I didn't know you could get a psych degree at Walmart.
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I've never seen a psych degree at Wal-Mart, just plenty of would-be psych patients.
Jussayin.
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Vicki looks SOOOOOOOOOOO pleased about Tamra saying all that shit.
They're all a bunch of self-absorbed assholes just in different ways.
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Guy in my office, sickly sweet, quiet as all can be, Morman. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Me, out spoken, tell it as it is. Something happens, they blame me, cause I speak my mind. FINALLY, he does his usual sneaky shit and he gets found out.
Don't hate the messenger, look deeper, just cause the package is wrapped nicely, doesn't mean it's the best gift. Give Tamara a break, she is just saying what most people wish they had the balls to say but are afraid. Gretchen...dig deeper.
Guy in my office, sickly sweet, quiet as all can be, Morman. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Me, out spoken, tell it as it is. Something happens, they blame me, cause I speak my mind. FINALLY, he does his usual sneaky shit and he gets found out.
Don't hate the messenger, look deeper, just cause the package is wrapped nicely, doesn't mean it's the best gift. Give Tamara a break, she is just saying what most people wish they had the balls to say but are afraid. Gretchen...dig deeper.
its bruce bitch...
Lynn: SOB!!!! it just hurts that noone even knows I'm here... wait, where am I?
Lynn: SOB!!! oh, wait I remember.. wait, air conditioning?
Lynn: SOB!!! it just hurts that I can't frown with my face...
Lynn: SOB!!! Do you people even know ME??? Wait, who are you again?? Who is that guy???
its bruce bitch...
ok, is Happyface writing a dissertation on the real housewives?
Both Gretchen and Tamara are low class sorry examples of classy women. Jeanna outed her when she said that the guys clothes were next to Gretchen's bed. Which means she must know him very well. Did you really think Gretchen would be alone at night? How many times did she say that she wasn't going to let life pass her by no matter what. How many times did she leave Jeff alone at the hospital when she went on her countless adventures. When one of his ex wives wanted to spend time with him because no one was there at the hospital enought for him, Gretchen pulled a selfish bitch power play and made him to choose.
Can't wait to laugh at the dumbass expression on Tamra's ugly face when Simon leaves her. She and Vicki are gonna end up older, uglier and even more desperate since no one with any morals would ever touch those two hags. Vicki's own son made a liar out of her when he said on camera at his party that he had been drinking since he was 10. Yeah Vicki-those parenting skills rock! Guess you might have to be in the same room with your kids for more than 15 minutes for it to work hunh? Tamra's son is just an organ donor-that kid is gonna be a victim. The hateful looks he gives when he forgets the cameras are rolling-someone is gonna get tired of that and gut him like a fish one day.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
i think tamara is a used up piece of whore.
vicky deserves the ugly face she has (matches her ugly heart)
jeanna is alright.
lynne and gretchen are ok.
I love how Jeanna was exposed as the two-faced woman that she is: being nice to Gretchen to her face, then gossipping about her with Tamra behind her back...
Also, for those of you who think these houserwives are rich: please! they are White Trash with middle class incomes living WAY above their means. If it weren't for the show's income many would be in foreclosure (just like Slade from previous seasons who lost his home to foreclosure two years ago)
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Why are all the Simons closet gays on these shows!? You cannot look at either and tell me they are straight. There is just no way, especially the NYC Simon.
Filthybitch- you need to chill the fuck out.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Gretchen lost her MC gig at the very exclusive "Miss Newport Beach and Miss Newport Beach Teen Pageants" (I know I have my tickets) because of the show.
And now we're all fighting...
Think of the children.
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Wow, I had forgotten that there are two Simons. Hmmm... it could apply to both. But please refer back to MK's post about the last episode of OC where MK says OC Simon is gay.
Are you talking about RHOC Simon or RHONYC Simon?
"You're such a fucking victim, aren't you!" - hot damn she was sexy saying that. Calling out a bullshit artist is an American RIGHT!! Fuck this Golddigger that manipulates a cancer patient. Disgusting even by goldigging standards
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FilthyBitch-
About generalizations and stereotypes? What did I say about Simon that was a stereotype? How many Simons out there did I generalize about? The man is not into his wife, cares more about the women's gossip than anything else, helps his wife pick out her dresses, and has "snazzy" taste in clothes. I'm sorry, yeah, I should have just said "has more effeminate charactersistics and is clearly not going to leave her for another woman". Is that okay?
Whoa, I'm a spiteful bitch now? Ooh, calm down, cheetah. We is gettin' all mad now, aren't we? No need to get hysterically emotional. LOL.
Oh, please. We all know Tamra is just upset because she thinks Gretchen is hotter. And Tamra is afraid Simon will run off with Gretchen b/c Tamra's dad left her mom for another woman. But she doesn't know Simon is gay.
Anyway, we all know that Gretchen is a lying whore who pretend-laughs b/c she thinks it makes her look youthful and fun and shit. She's a ho. They all are. And, yeah, I guess Gretchen is hot in a very OC kinda way.
FilthyBitch-
99% of women are like that? Let me guess, you're so hot that you had to face jealous bitches? Or are you one of the 99% or the blessed 1%? And, doesn't that apply to all people? This is like saying 99% of black women are angry. It's a generalization to say the least. And all stereotypes are based on truth so spare the anecdotes. You live up to your name. Expect better of people and maybe you'll get a different response. However, Tamra is a mean and spiteful bitch. Unfortunately, Tamra feeds into the same system that keeps her mean and spiteful - she thinks her worthiness depends on men's opinion of her. Women have been historically "engineered" to think this way and they've been taught to claw at each other for fear of competition. You couldn't expect to bag on womankind and not have someone get offended, unless that's the response you were looking for. I find that people who say such things about women are often women like Tamra who fancy themselves the center of female jealousies. Please, you know Tamra would be the first to say what you said. This is the most mysoginistic statement that has been deemed credible for way too long. It perpetuates the problem you complain about.
Look, as a woman, some other women seem to want to make women around them angry so they can tell themselves that others are "jealous" of them. This happens more than anyone ever cares to talk about. Women can sense when another woman doesn't want to play nice. That is the ONLY thing I, as a woman, would take issue with. You may see my feelings toward that woman as jealous, but it isn't. The offenders are typically women like Paris Hilton who have delusions about why people don't like them. It isn't b/c they're too pretty. It's because they don't want to be friends with other women. And, of course, then there are women like Tamra who play the same game as the Paris Hilton and when she sees another woman playing her game better, she goes ape shit. So, please, I don't want to defend cunts, but don't oversimplify b/c women get a bad rep for it and it just builds bigger and meaner bitches.
Tamra is such a bitch! This woman is a skank, always has been always will be.
By the way, what the hell did she do to her face. Lay off the BOTOX lady. You're not hot !
"But she doesn't know Simon is gay."
What were you saying about generalizations and stereotypes Happyface?
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I didn't know you could get a psych degree at Walmart. And sadly, you don't live up to your name Happyface. But thanks for being the first to prove the spiteful bitch theory.
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Submitted by AttentionWhore on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:36pm.
Tamara is just pissed off that Gretchen would not get "naked wasted" so Tamara could video tape her own f*cking creepy ass son getting it on with Gretchen!
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she and her husband were probably planning to join in. Vicki, too. She would ass-rape everybody.
Um, FilthyBitch, why are you obsessive about Gretchen? By all accounts, Jeff was happy, and if he really believed gorgeous young women fall in love with rich, about-to-die older men naturally, well...I doubt he would have made that much money to begin with. Get real. He was happy, Gretchen's happy...who the fuck cares? Bitch about REAL gold-diggers, like Heather Mills. Gretchen never married the man, and indeed, if we can all remember correctly, one episode dealt with Jeana and Vicki insisting Gretchen get financially stable through Jeff while Gretchen, rather genuinely I thought, told them she didn't feel it was appropriate or tasteful and didn't want his money. (Didn't want his money at all? Ok, probably stretching the truth a little, but by all accounts it's not like she was trying to bleed him dry. What did we even see her get beyond a motorcycle and ring? Those things are peanuts compared to the millions he was worth.)
Even if everything Tamra says is correct, then Gretchen did not cheat on Jeff. He paid her to take care of him and she took care of him. What she did on her own time is nobody else's business.
What about Vicki telling Lynne she had made her cry before? THe only time I saw Vicky upset with Lynne was when Lynne expressed an opinion that differed from Vicki's.... and Vicki called her "rude!" No wonder your mom doesn't like you, Vicki!
When I first saw it I figured it was Tamra trying to start shit but then I saw it on a couple other blogs too.
Here it is, in the comments section:
http://absurdtosublime.wordpress.com/2009/02/25/jay-photoglou-whimpering...
The reason Gretchen is worse than Tamara is this: Tamara is spiteful bitch. 99% of women are like that deep down inside whether they want to admit it or not.
Gretchen fucking hooked up with a guy she was admittedly not attracted to and milked him for as much bling and money as she could get out him and while he lay dying, she was out drinking dirty martini's everyday and fucking another guy. ALL the while claiming that it was true love.
Sorry, but 99% of women are NOT like that. That is the kind of shit that ends up with the bitch poisoning the guy to get rid of him so she can collect the $$ in a Jackie Collins novel.
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I kind of think its sad that Tamra doesnt spend more time with her REALLY young kids. Doesnt she have a two year old?
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
This says it all
http://thesecretartofsnark.blogspot.com/2009/02/real-worst-people-of-ora...
You know that the morons on this show think they are "laughing their way to the bank," and it doesn't occur to them that no matter how much money is offered, many people wouldn't humiliate themselves and their families on TV.....and look how much good all the money and finer things is doing for them to date? They are all pea brain, plastic, desperate rich losers. (I swear I thought Lauri was a burn victim or had been in a bad accident for most of time she was on the show before I figured out she did that voluntarily?! Yea, ride into the sunset my ass bitch, happy people don't mutilate themselves.)
People watch because they can see that even someone with all that money and opportunity can be a miserable fuck despite it all. More trainwreck TV.
I don't think it's fair to write all of them off just because a couple of them are mega cunts. Lynne, if anything, showed that she was a thoughtful loyal friend throughout the entire season, and Jeana also expressed a lot more empathy and extended more olive branches than Tamra and Vicki ever did. I find it funny that the 2 biggest attention whores on the show are the ones who have major problems with Gretchen, the young and (NATURALLY) pretty one. Big fucking surprise, lol.
Oops forgot to add, I do think Gretchen was lying. She is still not as bad as Tamra though imo. All these women need to go volunteer some freetime at a local shelter and see people who really do have it bad. They are so goddamned self-absorbed.
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:50pm.
I'd like to take this time to proudly say that this is why I have no women friends.
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AFUCKINMEN sister! I can count my female friends on one hand. My two best male friends are my husband & my bro-in-law. The Housewhores are the cream of the cunt crop. Who has time for these type of headgames?? Fuck that. I'd rather be friendless than to have shit like that.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Forget about these ugly skanks...the guy interviewing them is so sexy.
Deeelicious hunk.
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Submitted by madam ex
NO ONES BUSINESS!!!!!
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Here's the thing.... THEY DID ALL THIS ON TELEVISION FOR US TO WATCH.
She bold-faced lied. Maybe you are a gold digger and sympathize with her, but for just one second, think about Jeff's kids and how they watched her doing that skank shit behind their dad's back.
If it wasn't our business, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON T.V.
Which part don't you understand?
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First of all take a chill pill and chillax.
I dont mean its not the "viewers" business, even though it isnt, I meant it's not the other whore's business. And honey if I was a golddigger, I doubt I'd be on Dlisted all day long and working.
I understand perfectly well, what dont you understand that even though it's on TV, it's still NOT your business. What part of who she's fucking, sucking and getting money from dont you understand that it's none of anyone's business. It's fucking television, it's all edited, scripted and bullshit. We probably aren't told 1/4 of the truth.
And do you seriously think his kids didnt know what was going on, they're old enough.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:36pm.
If it had been anybody besides Tamra telling Gretchen to moralize herself, I could probably deal with it. But it was Tamra, who made herself look like a jealous bitter cunt rag. The bitch is married and has kids and this is what she's worried about?
I don't excuse Gretchen's behavior, cause she's totally and completely lying, but the stuff that Gretchen did wasn't on camera and Tamra thought she'd go ahead and tattle tale just because she could. I hate bitches like Tamra.