Menopause: Rosie & Vadge Talk About It
File this under: Things that can make you impotent. Rosie O'Donnell told Ty Ty Banks on her show that Vadge has been giving her menopause advice. Rosie + Ty Ty + Vadge + Menopause = Dead nuts.
In an episode airing tomorrow and Friday, Rosie tells Ty Ty that she's been going through the change, "Well let me tell you one thing, Tyra: I am about to be 47 next month and Aunt Flow has not shown up for nine months. It started for me at 41...I would be in the bed, and I would wake up and the sheets would be soaking wet -- not damp -- soaking wet. I thought, 'Oh, Vivi (her daughter) crawled in here last night and maybe she wet.' So I would throw the covers off and turn to look -- and there's no Vivi, it's just Kelli (her partner in pussy). Then I'm like, 'Kelli is incontinent!' And then I realized, no it's me." _ __ ___ ____ ______ My brain just flatlined for a quick minute.
Rosie sees Vadge as a big sister (HA!), so she emailed her for advice, "When I started having my hormone things, I'm like, 'What the hell is going on?' she's like, 'Get the cream.'"
Coming from Vadge, "get the cream" could be code for so many things. The blood cream from a dude's ripped off ballsack? The cream from a Baby Jesus? The cream that many professional athletes inject into their muscly nalgas?
But Rosie probably doesn't have to worry about menopause anymore. When she read that e-mail from Vadge about the change, all her lady parts packed up their happy lil' shit and busted out of that bitch's ass. Vadge talking about menopause was way too much for them. Rosie probably thought it was just gas from her Mexican lunch.
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It is what it is and you deal with it!
Yeah, they could use this to mass geld bulls into steers
Corral a bunch, play the video, and their nuts spontaneously wither and fall off
Dallas: thanks, wow, when the doc said that that must have been hard. But I'm glad you're happy with your life in the end. Sometimes I have really bad nighmares and I wake up all sweaty and I'm convinced it's menopause knocking on my door.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:44pm.
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Awww,Mami!
Makes me want to punch OctoPussy repeatedly!
♥much love♥
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
i don't understand why speaking about menopause is such a no-no. it's a very natural thing that women go through and will speak openly about as much as they want. get over it!
What the hell Rosie!!! I never knew you pee in bed when you menopause!!! Then I want to stockpile this stuff. I will dip this stuff in the bathtub.
http://www.elestrin.com/patient-elestrinWhat.html
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Thanks Leandra and Flatsy!
Snowpiece ~ Usually when your periods start becoming irregular or you cease to have one that is when it begins. I was always pretty regular and then they just STOPPED! I thought I was pregnant and went and had a blood test. When I found out I wasn't my OB/GYN started pumping me full of progesterone to make me start. That was the wrong thing to do..............I became a crazy woman. My fiance' would say, "hell, she walks in the kitchen in a great mood and walks out a minute later with a butcher knife in her had". It was really a rough time! Finally, they did explorative surgery (with a scope) to find out what the hell was going on. When I was in recovery, I asked the doctor if my ovaries were dusty. He response was, "they are a little dried up" and then he told me that I would never be able to concieve!
When women are born we only have so many eggs and when those eggs are gone, it is all over.
At this point in my life I am so happy all that is over. I have a niece and twin nephews that are so dear to me!
Have these twats never heard of "too much information"? Just hearing Pumpkin-Head Rosie talking about her alleged lady bits makes me nauseous.
snowy baby! ♥♥♥ One of the first signs is that objects mysteriously go upside your SO's head for no apparent reason.
I think the timing has a lot to do with heredity. Which means I'm in for about 15 more years of this bullshit. *jazz hands*
kdracofan♥♥, hot mama!
Rosie needs advice from Madonna like she needs another penis.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Vadge will not be happy. She is only 29 and knows nothing about menopause. She only knows about 29 yr. old things like dirty dancing, and racy clothing, and sleeping around, and saying shocking religious things!
I will not be brainwashed into hating Madonna, no matter how much I love and respect MK.
sorry but I'm not a fair weather friend, I've been a fan for more than twenty years, you can't just stop loving someone because they've had some work done or because they're dating someone who is less than half their age. most men in hollywood have done worst.
rant over.
still love all of you regardless.
Ew. I just experienced Mental Pause.
PSL: lmao yes!
kdraco, or they should go "now bye bye" (Joaquin Phoenix reference)
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- Lauren Conrad (re: leaving The Hills)
Is she FUCKING KIDDING?
WTF? I thought Rosie was undergoing gender reassignement.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:15pm.
I had always planned on having children and then I was told (after scope surgery) that I was "peri-menopausal". My doctor put me hormone replacement therapy. I used the patch which, was wonderful!!! About 3-4 years later, my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and I was taken OFF the hormone replacement as they are not sure if they are linked to breat cancer. That sucked big time! My mother took "premarin" (a pill for hormone replacement) for 36 years. She has been cancer free for 6 years! Yeah!
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Awww, I'm so sorry to hear that. It's wonderful that your mom is healthy now though.:)
One of my best friends had to have her ovaries and uterus removed at 28 , so she went through menopause then.She couldn't take hormones either because of the cancer risk. Poor girl thought her life was over. She has two beautiful adopted kids now.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
what are the warning signs of menopause? can the doc predict how much longer you have ....?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:15pm.
She has been cancer free for 6 years! Yeah!
That's great! And many, many more healthy years to her.
My mother has been cancer free for almost 40 years. She was diagnosed w/ breast cancer in her 40's, pre-menopausal.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:20pm.
Thanks!
Now, does insurance cover a reversal?
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And I think it's about $5000-$6000. Definitely not cheap!
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
"The Cream" refers to bio-identical hormone replacement. Still not considered a safe alternative-it's usually progesterone.
It's weird to think of Rosie experiencing womanly things. She's seems so asexual.
they should get married and go 'bye bye now'
I'd like to propose carving out an exception to the First Amendment, prohibiting only that sort of discussion on TV. By Rosie.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:20pm.
Thanks!
Now, does insurance cover a reversal?
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With all of the bad press about OctoMom.....I doubt the would.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:14pm.
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I am gonna get a new one soon(avvie).
I need to put a wedding pic on here!
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
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Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:18pm.
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Thanks!
Now, does insurance cover a reversal?
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:08pm.
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Another question....I just got married last week.My Husband has only one child,I have two.I also had a tubal ligation.Can that shit be reversed if we wanted to have another ?
With only having one ovary?
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Congrats on the marriage!
Yes, it can be reversed and you can still get pregnant. I think they usually don't do reversals if you're over 38, which you're not, so no problem there.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
I had always planned on having children and then I was told (after scope surgery) that I was "peri-menopausal". My doctor put me hormone replacement therapy. I used the patch which, was wonderful!!! About 3-4 years later, my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and I was taken OFF the hormone replacement as they are not sure if they are linked to breat cancer. That sucked big time! My mother took "premarin" (a pill for hormone replacement) for 36 years. She has been cancer free for 6 years! Yeah!
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I am gonna get a new one soon(avvie).
I need to put a wedding pic on here!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Anonymoussss: Madge's mother also died of breast cancer -- she's mentioned that fact on countless occasions. Just goes to show you how much of a "medical expert" she is.
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Another question....I just got married last week.My Husband has only one child,I have two.I also had a tubal ligation.Can that shit be reversed if we wanted to have another ?
With only having one ovary?
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I've HEARD it can be reversed - no hard facts...and I don't know about the ovary thing...
*listens intently*
(just like your avvie *giggle*:)
It's funny to see a serious black man ask that question;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Testosteron cream!! I remember now... I saw an episode of New Adventures of Old Christine where she started using that cream... it was freakin' hilarious. She got all butchy and wanted to fuck everything in sight.
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Get the cream
Next time she'll probably tel us how she rips out five long black hairs from her chin every morning and emerges with the meno-hair cut: Short like a dude's, just with blonde high lights to hide the greys.
Awww....ladies. We'll all be like this :P
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Another question....I just got married last week.My Husband has only one child,I have two.I also had a tubal ligation.Can that shit be reversed if we wanted to have another ?
With only having one ovary?
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:04pm.
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:59pm.
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SHUT UP!
I am 32,Ma,pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.No menopause for me yet,pleeeeeeease!
When I had my son I had a huge cyst(sp?) on my left ovary.It was removed along with the ovary.Is that shit gonna happen to me sooner,too?
I'm skeeeered of that shit.
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Not if you kept your other ovary and uterus.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
A major Bloodbath is Brewing....
Team Burke vs Team K
take your side!
who will win???
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:01pm.
Doesn't Rosie have a gyn/obs? Isn't that what they're for?
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Like she could pay someone enough to explore that cavern.
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...... I don't... I can't even.... wow man
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LoL
You got jokes...I♥ya!
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Black cohosh works for these symptoms.
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:59pm.
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SHUT UP!
I am 32,Ma,pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.No menopause for me yet,pleeeeeeease!
When I had my son I had a huge cyst(sp?) on my left ovary.It was removed along with the ovary.Is that shit gonna happen to me sooner,too?
I'm skeeeered of that shit.
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:01pm.
The visiualization of anybody gnawing on Rosie's cunny
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I had never even visualized that before I read this. Thank you so very much.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Rosie's Mom died of breast cancer. Rosie should not be using progesterone, estrogen, or any other kind of cream. She should see her doctor. Seriously, if she gets cancer, we can say Vadge killed her.
Submitted by MJF on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:42pm.
*ripping out my own uterus so as not to have to deal with this shit later*
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Careful there lil' lady. If you rip out your uterus, you'll start menopause right away.
Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't.
Uncle Ashtray : yes, I heard Chris Brown is going to try and use that one
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:59pm.
No, menopause does not make you wet the bed! Rosie is describing "night sweats". They happen!
The cream that Vadge told Rosie to get is "testosterone" (sic?) cream. It helps ease the night sweats, hot flashes and helps with the sex drive.
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Ahh..thank you:)
Um...I'm not doing menopause. It sounds icky.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Doesn't Rosie have a gyn/obs? Isn't that what they're for?
I wouldn't turn to Madge for medical advice -- or any kind of advice for that matter -- although I suspect she's very prone to dispensing it, even if unrequested.
The visiualization of anybody gnawing on Rosie's cunny is really more than I can take. My guess is that if you were chewing on her and weren't performing up to her standards, Rosie's clit would probably reach up smack you down, rip off your tongue and stomp on it.
She really is a disgusting, horrifying bitch.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I've heard menopause can be used as a 'legal defense'?????
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