Menopause: Rosie & Vadge Talk About It
File this under: Things that can make you impotent. Rosie O'Donnell told Ty Ty Banks on her show that Vadge has been giving her menopause advice. Rosie + Ty Ty + Vadge + Menopause = Dead nuts.
In an episode airing tomorrow and Friday, Rosie tells Ty Ty that she's been going through the change, "Well let me tell you one thing, Tyra: I am about to be 47 next month and Aunt Flow has not shown up for nine months. It started for me at 41...I would be in the bed, and I would wake up and the sheets would be soaking wet -- not damp -- soaking wet. I thought, 'Oh, Vivi (her daughter) crawled in here last night and maybe she wet.' So I would throw the covers off and turn to look -- and there's no Vivi, it's just Kelli (her partner in pussy). Then I'm like, 'Kelli is incontinent!' And then I realized, no it's me." _ __ ___ ____ ______ My brain just flatlined for a quick minute.
Rosie sees Vadge as a big sister (HA!), so she emailed her for advice, "When I started having my hormone things, I'm like, 'What the hell is going on?' she's like, 'Get the cream.'"
Coming from Vadge, "get the cream" could be code for so many things. The blood cream from a dude's ripped off ballsack? The cream from a Baby Jesus? The cream that many professional athletes inject into their muscly nalgas?
But Rosie probably doesn't have to worry about menopause anymore. When she read that e-mail from Vadge about the change, all her lady parts packed up their happy lil' shit and busted out of that bitch's ass. Vadge talking about menopause was way too much for them. Rosie probably thought it was just gas from her Mexican lunch.
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Madonna is the most beautiful, prettiest piece of uneducated trash that ever lived!
Madonna and her tatooed lip liner look great!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:42pm.
Good evening fat ass hobags!!
*wipes choclate frosting off chin*
What are we discussing tonight?
*talks with mouth full*
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We talkin' 'bout where you got that chocolate frostin' from, bitch...GIMME SOME A DAT! Oh, what? Skinny ho's don't need no chocolate frostin' lovin'????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Good evening fat ass hobags!!
*wipes choclate frosting off chin*
What are we discussing tonight?
*talks with mouth full*
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:36pm.
ugh! is this really necessary to hear rosie talking about her dried up uterus and her sweating vagina?
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For reals. Ain't they just some peeps who should be born without no-no's and any interest in anyone or anything's no-no's???? Rosie is one. I'm all for making creepy fugly peeps ASEXUAL! Let's pass a law...Wait, that law won't include me, right whores??? Whores???? Whores?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That story literally made me sick. Plus her daughter might have crawled in the stuff.
ugh! is this really necessary to hear rosie talking about her dried up uterus and her sweating vagina?
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Vadge was probably talking about Premarin or Estrace cream.
fricafrac
Just got home needed a laugh. and no matter what the subject, female. penis transexual this site cracks me up.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:42pm.
@ Hekki --
I hear ya about dropping things and getting clumsy during PMS. I have never heard anyone say that it happens to them too! Yay, it's not just me.
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me too, but that's because my hands keep forming into fists.
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Rosie, c'mon nowadays you can look this kind of stuff up on the internet. You don't have to ask Madonna.
@ Hekki --
I hear ya about dropping things and getting clumsy during PMS. I have never heard anyone say that it happens to them too! Yay, it's not just me.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship....
Eww...Just Ewwwwwwww.
I don't want to know anything that personal about Rosie.
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I can't even gauge when I might go through the change, my mom had her entire uterus out when she was in her twenties. She already had three kids and knew it was time to stop.
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Lizzieb, what the fuck is your problem having that quote about fat people on your messages? you must be one ugly souled cunt. And btw, fuck you.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 5:27pm.
Thanks for the link, SpiceDong. It was funny! I never watched the Golden Girls. Now I'll look for their reruns.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"My brain just flatlined for a quick minute"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My mom started going "through the change" last year. That was fun to deal with...
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Submitted by louise_brooks: "There is a book called, "The Female Brain" that describes the different chemical reactions that go on inside of women in different stages of life (highly recommended, BTW). If that book is accurate, once the hormones settle down, it's fabulous. Women in that book described it as "a fog lifting" and get sort of a second wind at life."
This is what I've heard and it's why I don't mind getting older. Also hear that it's very liberating to not be seen as sex object anymore. It's hard for some women, but I think it will be a goddamn relief.
Also, pregnancy makes me stupid and forgetful. I can't tell you the fog I've been in, and the stupid things I did at my job just today. It's embarassing and no one believes you anyway, unless they've experienced it themselves. It also makes me drop things and walk into things.
BTW. Why is it called menopause and not menostop? I don't want it pausing and starting like some buggered up VHS. I need to know what to wear!
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Bet Madge just loved being refered to as a older sister by a very middle aged looking woman(she looks much older than stated age to moi) Good job she only recommended the 'cream'. What if she said 'get rid of your partner, adopt a baby and start fucking someone young enough to be your daughter- worked for me!' Then, the end of the world would be not only near, but a great relief.
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
All you need to know about menopause is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZa3WZQuLF0&feature=related
Oh and you grow a beard! LOL
We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people - Blanche Devereaux
MLVC looks good there, how old is this pic?
chick talk
* running away screaming*
Madge actually looks ok in this pic. She's smiling and vaguely feminine, and vaguely appropriately dressed (well her bit are covered anyway), more of this would be a GOOD thing Maddie.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 3:05pm.
Good times indeed! LOL! Thanks, I'll look for the book. I'm ready for those pesky hormones to settle the fuck down!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:57pm.
Hey louise_brooks! I'm 47 and haven't had a visit from Aunt Flo in 2 years. The hot flashes started about 3 years before that.
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Good times. :-\
There is a book called, "The Female Brain" that describes the different chemical reactions that go on inside of women in different stages of life (highly recommended, BTW). If that book is accurate, once the hormones settle down, it's fabulous. Women in that book described it as "a fog lifting" and get sort of a second wind at life.
I guess it's sort of like life's reward for going through all the crap.
My ovaries shriveled up and died of embarrassment at 38 when they found out they were playing to an empty house...ba-da-bing!
I never had hormone replacement and suffered thru hot flashes and night sweats for a little over a year and then everything was all good.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:59pm.
Isn't 41 a little on the young side to start menopause? I know there is perimenopause, but isn't full blown menopause more late 40's/early 50's? Or does it depend on the person?
Hey louise_brooks! I'm 47 and haven't had a visit from Aunt Flo in 2 years. The hot flashes started about 3 years before that.
I tried soy supplements. I tried hormone treatment which made me feel like I was premenstral all the time. I've tried Effexor, which is an antidepressant that helps with hot flashes. It worked at first, but now it doesn't. I'm weaning off it because it causes high blood pressure and makes you bleed really easily.
Yes, I don't miss the monthly cramps. But they were only a few days per month. I have hot flashes all day and all night. They suck.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"No, menopause does not make you wet the bed! Rosie is describing "night sweats". They happen!"
Omg. Dallas, thank you so much for clarifying that! I knew about night sweats...I thought maybe peeing the bed was a nice little extra treat from Mother Nature.
Vadge is an obnoxious pill but she does wear some beautiful clothes and jewelry.
Menopause is part of a woman's life cycle but it must suck. I'm glad hormone therapy exists today because it would stop me from becoming a raging velociraptor and get all berzerk on everyone.
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Submitted by Oxygen on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:25pm.
Best.
Rant.
Ever.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
LMAO off...this just made me think of The New Adventures of Old Christine (with Elaine from Seinfeld) where she's diagnosed as going thru perimenopause and Barb (Wanda Sykes) slips her some testoterone cream. In one scene she busts out on these two women...
"Listen, I have taken your crap for the last three years, and I'm gonna tell you something. If you ever make Ritchie feel unwelcome, or embarrass him, again, I would be thrilled for the opportunity to kick your sorry, tanned, bleach blond, Botox asses back to your tacky McMansions and your loveless marriages. You got that?"
Submitted by Meeshie on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:57pm.
Since when is Rosie a woman?
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this comment is not only sexist, it is also homophobic!
women come in all shapes and sizes, and beauty is only skin deep. just because Rosie doesn't adhere to your blinkered idea of what a woman should look like, that doesn't make her less of a woman.
you need to reconsider your views on gender, I'm guessing you're young so I will forgive your stupidity.
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:10pm.
I like how the flowers look on the verge of death, about to drop all their petals - all because Vadge touched them. You know that seconds after this pic eas taken all that remained were a bunch of dried out stems.
I bet that happens with most things she comes into contact with.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 2:06pm.
LMAO at Little House on the Prairie episode. I remember that one too, and I was disgusted when I watched it. In my 6 year old mind, I thought Laura's mom was soooo old, and was grossed out that she would even think of having more kids than she already did. They lived in a tiny lil' cabin for God's sake!
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The thought of Rosie even getting her period is something my brain can't handle. SHe is so manly, I always imagine her with a dick. She even wears boxer shorts. Still, you can't fool Mother Nature and when your ovaries stop producing female hormones, some women really suffer with night sweats, hot flashes, incontinence, and here comes the facial hair!
All joking aside, any woman in her early 40's who even thinks she is starting menopause, please go see your gyno and get a pap smear and ask for a blood test for ovarian cancer. I thought I was having menopause (night sweats, hot flashes) and it was advanced ovarian cancer. It's called the silent killer for a reason.
Be an advocate for your health, ladies!
The only thing pretty in that picture is the bouquet Vadge is holding. I have flower envy.
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Rosie losing her babymaking ability is just God's way of saying he's sorry.
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Vadge does actually look nice in this picture. She's not overly muscley and her dress is pretty.
Rosie, OTOH, not so much.
I'm 42 and I cannot fucking wait until menopause. Having periods sucks dog balls. That said, I do not want to hear either of these two discussing the subject.
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When I hear women say how shocked they are about starting menopause, I always think of the Little House on the Prairie show. I was really young when it was on, but I clearly remember the episode where Laura's mom (no clue what her name is) thought she was prego and went to the town doctor and was told her baby making days were over. She was beyond distraught.
Laura's momma in this day and age would be like Octopussy if she could.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:59pm.
Depends on the woman. I started at 43.
I really like Vadge's dress here.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
i blame The View
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Isn't 41 a little on the young side to start menopause? I know there is perimenopause, but isn't full blown menopause more late 40's/early 50's? Or does it depend on the person?
This is why we need to talk about this crap. I have no idea about any of it.
Since when is Rosie a woman?
Sweetas: ♥♥♥ Nu-huh! yo da' hot mama!!!
ps: LMAO @ Mental-pause!
So, as a female I can look forward to pissing on my kids in bed?
Exactly! Rosie didnt make any sense either.
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