Blaaaaake Is Freeeeeeeee!
Hide your crack rocks and stash away your pipes, because Blaaaake has been freed from the chokey! The drug dealers will be holding a parade later today in Camden to celebrate this joyous occasion! Let's all OD and do the heroin shimmy seizure in his honor!
According to The Sun, Amy Wino's Blaaaake was released from prison this morning in Suffolk. He was originally sent to the clink last July for 27 months, because he bribed a witness in a trial. This past November, Blaaake was sent to rehab, but went right back after he failed a drug test.
The Crackie of the Caribbean couldn't make Blaaaake's welcome party outside of the prison, because she's busy scaring off the tourists in St. Lucia. Instead, his mommy was there to pick him up and take him away. There's no word on where Blaaaaake is heading next. I'm guessing he'll show up in a crackhouse near you.
And if you pick up a shell and put it to your ear, you can probably hear Wino screaming "Blaaaaaaaake" from St. Lucia.
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I give it a few weeks before she gets back w/him to party.
Is the divorce still even on?
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Well, that went by really fast...I cant wait to hear all the gory details about their reunion.
Stay away from the light, Amy...the cracklight that is your sometime husband Blaaaaake. Lock your doors and shutter the windows, girl.
oh my god Micheal 1st of all i love your site..... you made me laugh to death..
Oh on the blakkkeeee case... i guess we will see him on Caribbean Airlines Flight 2365 heading to ST. Lucia..
Mark my words.
Ah our special lil Blaaaakey-Poo! How we have missed ye and your famous for no reason self! Aren't they both over each other? It seems that Amy is constantly referring back to him when she's in a crack haze but now that she's relatively sober she doesn't even mention him at all.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
run Amy RUN. ITS ALIVE!!!
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My personal feeling is that Wino is done with his scrawny ass. That she's capable of so much sanity has yet to be proved, but the move to St. Lucia seems indicative of this.
Let's see what happens next...
great. douchebag will go straight to St Lucia
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"Bleeeeecccchhhh."
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ST. LUCIA......HERE I COME!!!!!!!
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
or Punch and Judy, I can't decide.
**I've been mistaken for a responsible adult**
The Crackhead version for Romeo & Juliet
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EvilShoe,
That's hilarious.
I wonder if he will be heading to St. Lucia soon. Would parole allow such a thing? And would he care if they didn't? He and Amy are a perfect match.
If Blaaaaake and Wino don't get back together, Britons need to hide their copper piping. Damn crackies will steal anything.
Wino, you stay in the sunshine until all the Blake is out of your system. She'll quit his ass for good once he starts selling stories to the tabloids.
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What's my prize???
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:44am.
DG! Good Mornin' ... check your fb for details of mah furst date, LOL
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:43am.
I have a bad feeling there will be yet another very unsexy hookup between these two.
Yeah, count on it, very soon. Amy's "writing and recording work" in St Lucia is about to go on hold.
Since we have a Wino post, I wanted to share some hilarity from my Law class professor. A question on my exam yesterday:
Amy Winehouse wins grammy for her song "Hey you, get off my crackpipe!" Under what would she file to protect her song?
a. Trademark
b. Copyright
c. Patent
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DG! Good Mornin' ... check your fb for details of mah furst date, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I can hear the crack pipes sounding in unison around the world like the trumpeting of Angels.
I have a bad feeling there will be yet another very unsexy hookup between these two.
I hope they get back together, Imma hopeless romantic ha ha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
him and Amy are like crack magnets, they'll be back together.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
....and in other news, today is Ash Wednesday for anyone out there that gives a flyin' flip.
Wino will either run to Camden or start country hopping to avoid him. If she country hops, I want to see an international cracklove chase from Blaaaake!
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