Wednesday, February 25th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Paul "PJ" James - This dude is a model turned personal trainer who is gaining the chunk in order to understand his fat ass clients. PJ started at 168lbs and his goal weight is 280lbs. He currently weighs 217lbs. Bitch should've just followed Oprah for a week. He would've hit that goal already.

PJ told the Daily Mail, "I was finding it difficult to relate to my overweight gym members so I have decided to crank up my weight to experience life as an overweight person."

Please, this bitch just wanted to bong it up and eat delicious things. There's nothing wrong with that. And while he's gaining the fat, he should lose that dangling nipple ring. It doesn't go with his new gut.

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Minus the pregnant belly, I'd hit that. He looks more attractive with a bit of pudge around the face. Weird? No, especially considering picture no.2 is the kinda man who I'll eventually attract anyway ;)

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He looks cuter fat.

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Stupid idea..hope he enjoys the stretch marks.

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letinstar's picture

dude looks due to give birth any day...
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madam ex's picture

He's handsome but that is the most fucking ridiculous excuse I have ever heard for gaining weight. Why not don a fat suit and go out and see what its like to be overweight. What a fucking moron. Good looks, 80% of the times always equals fucking stupidity.

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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:51am.

I'd hit it either way. Yeah whatever, I have no shame.

I second that.

shandi's picture

I thought it was another pregnant man. If he's gaining weight, he's only gaining it in the belly.

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DWF's picture

Because, you know, it would have been impossible to just ask some fat people.

If there is a God, he'll find the weight almost impossible to take off.

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by blixicles on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:09am.
it looks like toby mcguire playing the pregnant ladyman.
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lmao i thought the same thing!

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Submitted by blixicles on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:09am.
it looks like toby mcguire playing the pregnant ladyman.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAA I laughed so hard at this

angel_i's picture

He can't never understand them like that. If you're normally fit and strong and unfat and you put on weight, it takes you almost half the time and energy to take it off and tone it up. Never mind the fact that you're more motivated cuz it's a been there, done that kinda thing for you now....

It's way different than someone who hasn't thought about it since gym class way back when. You can even see it in the way he gets fat - he still looks better than most chubbs.

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paris herpes's picture

EW, looks like a beer gut to me. Yeah that dangling nipple shit has got to go. I prefer his abs of steel, they are downright tasty, what a shame!

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Liar! He's missing somebody's dick to the point of peen withdrawls. That shit will make you fat.
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louise_brooks's picture

I don't know what it is, but something about this is infuriating to me.

It seems like he wants to gain it so he can lose it and say, "See, fatty, *I* did it!! You can too, IF you really want to, wide load."

This whole thing makes me want to take a free weight to his smug face.

He will probably attempt to write a book about his "experience and a fat man". And by write I mean draw stick figures with a blunt crayon.

He doesnt look fat he looks pregnant!

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Welcome to the dark side, PJ. Join us couch potatoes! Just wipe the dorito crumbs off and plop down. Remember our mantra: Excercise is Bad, MmmKay.

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Submitted by KD on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:41am.

It's not going to make much of a difference because he won't have the same emotional attachment as overweight people have to eating.
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Exactly. What a dumbshit!

angry_secretary's picture

lol @ his dangly nipple ring

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People that into gym training usually fall into one of the folowing categories:

1) fugly
2) short
3) small peen
4) no life

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kanderso's picture

STUPID. Does he think he'll ever look the same?

And yeah, TOTALLY sticking out his gut. If he's trying to gain weight while still maintaining muscle tone, etc., that will be tough. If he's just saying fuck it across the board, and sitting on his ass all day eating Doritos, then that is my idea of a great Saturday. Oh, and he'll probably gain all that weight he wants.

StewieGriffin's picture

I'd hit it either way. Yeah whatever, I have no shame.

No Words's picture

Gawd, I thought exactly what everyone else was thinking...

"not another Pregnant Dude"

Having struggled with weight issues my whole adult life, I think this is insanity.

KD's picture

It's not going to make much of a difference because he won't have the same emotional attachment as overweight people have to eating.

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She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen her profile with some sexy pictures on a austrian rich people dating site http://www.australiansugardaddy.com
It is a site for--very successful australian celebrities- and millionaires to mingle last week. Is she dating-- someone rich- there?

KaosAndMe I agree I thought the same thing.

He's just doing this for the attention, I think it would be great if he just stayed fat just like all other fat people

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I thought his nipple was crying.

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FritoDorito's picture

Being the glorified tub o' lard that I am, and yes, I am glorified, I don't understand why someone would purposefully get fat. I just don't understand why setting out to clog his arteries to understand his clients is a good idea especially since it's his fucking job to be ripped and he won't be able to do it if he's a fat ass that's outta shape.
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Nipple is such a great word.

Nipple.

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it looks like toby mcguire playing the pregnant ladyman.

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"Slut"? Maybe.

"Hot"? Oh hells no!

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Nanners's picture

He aint that fat yet. He just looks preggo.

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I'd run for the hills if my trainer got it in his head he needed to walk the fat walk instead of just talk it. I don't know why someone in that business would purposely make themselves unhealthy.

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what a moron.
if he didnt want those abs, he could have given them to me.
And I totally think he is pushing his gut out in the second picture.

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Fucktard doesn't realize that when he loses the extra 120 he is going to be left with a ton of loose skin.

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The C word's picture

He looks like Tobey Maguire (so doesn't matter if the bod is hot or not with that fugly mug).

And even though he's gained weight, he's really pushing the gut out in that 2nd pic.

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mike's picture

I think like he's purposely distending his stomach in the main photo.

He has millions of fans. Last week I surprisely find that his profile with very hot pics on my current dating site http://www.australiansugardaddy.com. It is a site for--very successful australian celebrities- and millionaires to mingle. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

He doesn't look fat, but he definitely looks pregnant.

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I don't quite know what a "doner kebab" is, but from the looks of that charming nipple ornament, I suspect it is not a food item....

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I agree with the nipple ring thing... his pregnancy belly just makes it look like he's lactating.

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if he wants to gain 20 lbs maybe he should have the doctor reattach his cock and balls

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specialkt's picture

why??? noooo.

he's just lazy

He looks like the pregnant "man". Looks like he's pushing his stomach out too.

SICKITTEN's picture

God, US DListers are such bitches!

Submitted by KaosAndMe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:35am.
I thought that was another Pregnant Dude..

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Me too.
This isht isn't going to work. If your a persoanl trainer that then gains weight, your body fights to keep it off. It looks like he ate a bunch of cotton balls.
He still has the v-cut to his nethers regions. Why not just put 20 lbs on and wear a realistic heavy fat suit?

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KaosAndMe, me too! I was totally going to post that.

I can't wait until he realizes the consequences of losing all that weight. Can we say saggy skin, anybody?