Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellmate
Adnan Ghalib, Brit Brit's old Cheetoclit tosser, was charged with three felonies by the L.A. District Attorney for busting his car into a dude who was trying to serve him with legal papers on February 11th in Los Angeles.
TMZ says the process server was trying to deliver some shit to Adnan in connection with the Brit Brit case. Adnan wasn't about to get served, so he allegedly hit the dude with his car and kept on driving. The dude jumped on Adnan's hood so he wouldn't get squished. Server Dude got cut up and broke his wrist.
Adnan is charged with assault deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run. Bail will be set at 110,000 clams. The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges.
Come on, we all know prison is Adnan's fate. Even Brit Brit knew this. That's why she always took him to gas stations so that they could feast on soggy hot dogs and jerky. She was preparing him for chokey food.
And Adnan has got the moobs for prison. He's also got the landing strip too. His prison daddy is going to love that landing strip tickling his nuts while Adnan tongue polishes his pole. Bitch will be a star wifey in the big house.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:14pm.
Would Merlot go well with Adnan's tripe?
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My highly refined palate most assuredly agrees that it would indeed, a lovely pairing in fact...I'll pick up a few boxes of Merlot along with some Dixie cups and straws... of the bendy variety, mind you, this is a classy DListed affair...Dress accordingly (something that Shauna Sand, Phoebe Price or Jodie Marsh would approve of)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:14pm.
i'll bring the Jello!!... what?!.. there's always room for Jello!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:14pm.
i'll bring the Jello!!... what?!.. there's always room for Jello!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:14pm.
Would Merlot go well with Adnan's tripe?
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Okay, first of all...
mike! Your avvie! It's giving me a seizure but I love it.
Second...
Adnoid is one nasty asshole. One can usually judge a person by the quality of their hookups...in this case, both Brit and Ad FAIL!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:03pm.
i suppose.. no, no.... i EXPECT you to be picking up the "leftovers" and having a dinner party, Tiger... don't let me down!!
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I got the Chianti covered. Who's bringing the Fava Beans???? What, whores, what? You no want to come to Tiger's party of din-dins???? Pourquoi? I can serve Pinot Noir?....Kidney beans???? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How deliciously ironic would it be if he hit the server with the car Britney bought him?
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Ew he's such a douchebag i need to go vomit it one of those airport barfbags!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:11pm.
as long as it ends in a hail of gunfire, i'm all for it!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Maybe when Britney breaks out of her prison she can break him out of his. They can go on the run and spend all of her money.
Adnan face is vomit inducing. *barf*
Ugh, she slept with him!
"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:03pm.
i suppose.. no, no.... i EXPECT you to be picking up the "leftovers" and having a dinner party, Tiger... don't let me down!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:56pm.
Are y'all enjoying HypnoToad?
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Can't. Stop. Channelling. Toad. The. Wet. Sprocket.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:48pm.
don't you worry, mike! i'm sure eventually "random dude with a camera" will catch her eye after the conservatorship is over, then it's FULL STEAM AHEAD!!
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Aaaaaalllll abooooooard! CHOO! CHOO! Next stop Crazy Town!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:56pm.
Are y'all enjoying HypnoToad?
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Yes! Love the toad!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:56pm.
Are y'all enjoying HypnoToad?
come on!.. Adnan ain't in the least bit hypnotic... oh, the avie?!!?... *drops LSD tab*... gimme a minute!
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"We play the game,
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Bwahahaha, HypnoToad! Awesome mike!
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:56pm.
Are y'all enjoying HypnoToad?
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You bet. Chestica's got a certain glow about her.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
The drama continues. Here's what he needs to do. In prison, tell everything to his prison daddy, who, prbly with help, writes the tell-all. If there's any legal reason landing strip here can't do it himself, he can always publish through another person, whom he'll pretend to sue. He needs to get on this (pun) so I can have a good read for next winter.
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Well, we all know he is an asshole...this isnt surprising...I am shocked something like this hasnt happened sooner!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:48pm.
Booooo! We need Adnan AND Sam Lufti before we can re-board the Brit Brit Crazee Train!!
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OMG, you're right! Addnone can't go to jail!!! And neither can Sam. Those guys need to get their guerrilla paparazzi technique buffed up, man! This is a catastrophe!
OR maybe...maybe Britney will rub her two braincells together and hop on a Free-Aidan train, refusing to do her show until she can be reunited with her one true love! She is really romantical like that. You guys saw Email my heart, right?
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FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
karma's pimp hand is strong.
and this is the first time he is photographed without some fucking Ed Hardy monstrosity. He was a skinny dork in high school (UK Daily Mail ran a story on him w/ pics)and now he is trying to make up for all of that by dressing trendy. AWWW!
And re:Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:38pm.
he has a black big shining Mercedes too... so yeah that's annoying. I thought the same thing.. then realize that just one good shot for a pap sells for a lot of money. No wonder they get a little crazy competitive and hound people for the best picture.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:52pm.
So, any bets on when she'll lose her grip?
2007?
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:48pm.
don't you worry, mike! i'm sure eventually "random dude with a camera" will catch her eye after the conservatorship is over, then it's FULL STEAM AHEAD!!
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"We play the game,
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If karma lives, his cellmate will cell every detail of his life to the tabs
So, any bets on when she'll lose her grip? This sounds hateful, but I'm hoping sooner rather than later. I miss Bat-Shitney.
He was the #1 indicator of poor Brit's mental illness.
And why is he wearing those stretchy Mom jeans?
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:48pm.
Booooo! We need Adnan AND Sam Lufti before we can re-board the Brit Brit Crazee Train!!
Buck up, mike! There are plenty more douchebags in the world for Shitney to hook up with!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
this dude and his soul patch are revolting...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Booooo! We need Adnan AND Sam Lufti before we can re-board the Brit Brit Crazee Train!!
Im singing the Douche anthem as I see this pubic rat fuck.
He'll prob get out of it. They always do.
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
Adnan, You are the weakest link...GOODBYE!
**I've been mistaken for a responsible adult**
ESE - it was soooo good!!
eggs, spinach, potato, cheese and ham.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Adnoid is going to need ass stiches from his new daddy methinks.
Submitted by tharuffian on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:39pm.
True, but only convictions count.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:39pm.
mmmm. Breakfast burrito.
*thinks back to breakfast*
*drools*
HAHAHAHA!!!... that just caught me completely off gaurd for some reason.. HAHAHAHA!!
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"We play the game,
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perfect! he must be ORM! in a matter of hours his new owner will be calling him britney.
adnan will be singing:
oops I did it again
I dropped the soap
in a shower with men!
mmmm. Breakfast burrito.
*thinks back to breakfast*
*drools*
@ sheeps,
i sure would hope 3 felony charges mess up green card status, we have enought assholes of our own!
If you add up Britney's and Adnan's IQ's, you'd still have a retard.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"wouldn't get squished" - HAHAHA my new favorite word. wanna get squished? wanna squish me? what in the squishing hell is this?? so many ways to use it!
Side note: hope he pays for what he SQUISHED...
o.k., so i don't know ANYTHING about cars but, for the love of all that's whorey! that car looks new and expensive... please tell me this jackass isn't making enough money to buy a new car... hell, please tell me this asshole isn't making enough money to buy a breakfast burrito!
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"We play the game,
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*Throws dildo at screen*
I could be wrong, but I think that the avie our BootGirl has looks a lot like a cartoon version of Adnan. I could be high, but maybe not.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:29pm.
mmmmmmm, yummy, no wonder Brit can't resist...
lol
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Ha! You totally had me, there, for a second.
Ok, so now we know that Britney likes her douchebags to be pure, unadulterated assholes who will stop at nothing. It's a sad chapter, it's the chapter where we find out that Britney never had the chance to learn what "friend" means. Sad sigh.
Next!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!