Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellmate
Adnan Ghalib, Brit Brit's old Cheetoclit tosser, was charged with three felonies by the L.A. District Attorney for busting his car into a dude who was trying to serve him with legal papers on February 11th in Los Angeles.
TMZ says the process server was trying to deliver some shit to Adnan in connection with the Brit Brit case. Adnan wasn't about to get served, so he allegedly hit the dude with his car and kept on driving. The dude jumped on Adnan's hood so he wouldn't get squished. Server Dude got cut up and broke his wrist.
Adnan is charged with assault deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run. Bail will be set at 110,000 clams. The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges.
Come on, we all know prison is Adnan's fate. Even Brit Brit knew this. That's why she always took him to gas stations so that they could feast on soggy hot dogs and jerky. She was preparing him for chokey food.
And Adnan has got the moobs for prison. He's also got the landing strip too. His prison daddy is going to love that landing strip tickling his nuts while Adnan tongue polishes his pole. Bitch will be a star wifey in the big house.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:19pm.
All while dressed in a pink "Hit Me Baby One More Time" T-shirt.
Tigerlilly,
Maybe he can even get Adnan to sign his cast while he's at it.
pfft! adnan who?
Oh, and you know THE SERVER IS going to LOVE the moment where he serves Addon in the clink. It's a twofer, I'll bet. He'll serve the original papers he got assaulted over, THEN he'll serve him with the papers notifying him of the civil suit the server is serving him with for said assault in addition to the criminal charges he faces. SWEET!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:58pm.
LOL! But did the servers get murdered? I never saw it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I feel like I am being teased. Brit Brit calling Sam from a secret phone, and daddy Spears finding out, then this mess. Its like its about to go all bat shit crazy then it gets calm again. We need an eruption of the crazy.
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:05pm.
If she married Adnan we can assume she has a broader range of tolerance than most of us.
True, but I bet she did it for $2500 all in.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:04pm.
NaNoop, that bad ass will serve him well in the clink.
Hee hee! Yep. I think * I * could take him in a one on one and that ain't sayin' alot if you know what I mean. Until the landing strip unleashes the power of douchery, then my ass is grass.
K hookers- I gotta go make dinner for these people in my house who have the NERVE to be hungry. Gotta feed my chilluns! G'nite whores.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Maybe a good title is "You didn't want to get served, now bend over and get served....sir"
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puppy side eye.
Sheeps,
If she married Adnan we can assume she has a broader range of tolerance than most of us.
NaNoop, that bad ass will serve him well in the clink.
justsayin,
Whoa, you're not joking. Not only was it a movie, it involved "fierce dance competitions and "groups of tough street dancers". I wouldn't have thought of that angle! Maybe we can get Britney in to choreograph. And we'll class it up by titling it "You've Been Served, Sir".
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:28pm.
BTW: Do you have any cage-fighting tips for Adnan? Other than to bend over and submit.
Aaaay, wait a minute- don'tcha remember Ativan's words of warning after his stab-attack? Something to the effect of "If you're gonna come after me you better bring it a lot harder than that" or something to that effect.
He's a badass.
In his own mind.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:46pm.
Nice haircut. If he evades prison time, they should cast him in the live action adaptation of The Road Runner.
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Every time I see him, I mentally shriek "Cocky wanna cracker?" (seriously)
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Now he can imitate Barretta's cockatiel: If can't do the time, then don't do the crime.
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haha
he's more of a red-tailed black cock-or-two
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:51pm.
You gotsta serve somebody.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:47pm.
Deb,
No kidding. So if he killed the server then he wouldn't get served! Until he had to kill the next server.
LOL! Sounds like a great plot for a teen horror movie. Cook up a screenplay, and I'll do the storyboards!
....I do believe there was already a teen movie out called "You Got Served" lol
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puppy side eye.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:49pm.
I wonder if Adnan will be receiving conjugal visits in the trailer from the pink-wigged one.
Only if his legal wife is very forgiving.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:26pm.
My theory is that Daddy Spears is pimping her out for one more tour, (he's hoping to squeeze at least that much out of her), then she can retire and do what she wants. This will be after she re-coups her losses from being on her own, and makes enough to set the extended family up for life.
He's probably told her that this tour is all she has to do, and he'll drop the conservancy.
Deb, I'm totally feelin' ya on this one. Taking care of everyone else, then fuck her!
Not that I think she deserves any better.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:50pm.
Depends on whether you had the steak or not. If you did, then the taste would be about the same.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Deb,
The role of Adnan seems like potential comeback material for one of the Coreys. It will be a heartwarming story next year at the Oscars like the Mickey Rourke one this year.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:56pm.
Are y'all enjoying HypnoToad?
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You bet. Chestica's got a certain glow about her.
Woooord on HypnoToad!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:51pm.
Say no more!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:47pm.
Deb,
No kidding. So if he killed the server then he wouldn't get served! Until he had to kill the next server.
LOL! Sounds like a great plot for a teen horror movie. Cook up a screenplay, and I'll do the storyboards!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:42pm.
Why do these idiots go to all these stupid lengths to avoid getting served It won't go away because you ditch the server.
I remember reading about Lutfi doing some ridiculous shit to ditch the server too. Probably where Adnan got the idea.
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Yep, my understanding is they can serve your ass in the newspaper. Ain't that right, Sheeps? I mean, either way, yo' ass gonna get served (and in Adnan's case, maybe more than once...if I ain't bein' too subtle...the Ass around Addie to the traditional Pass around Pattie...know what I mean? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*....)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:48pm.
Booooo! We need Adnan AND Sam Lufti before we can re-board the Brit Brit Crazee Train!!
Buck up, mike! There are plenty more douchebags in the world for Shitney to hook up with!
Ain't THAT the truth, and she has radar for finding them.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:46pm.
There's going to be one hell of a salad bar waiting to be tossed when Adnan gets to prison.
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EwEwEw!!! Ok you gotta admit, even the Ponderosa salad bar is looking like a 4 star buffet right about now.
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Bolloxology
I wonder if Adnan will be receiving conjugal visits in the trailer from the pink-wigged one.
Deb,
No kidding. So if he killed the server then he wouldn't get served! Until he had to kill the next server.
That's Shitney's boy!!! What a dumb-ass. I am actually thinking they belong together....forever. They have about the same reasoning capacity, and probably between the two of them about 3 brain cells.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Mr. Pres, I thought about you today when I saw the Adriana Lima "I'm-a-26-year-old-virgin-that-just-got-married-to-a-guy-whose-eyes-are-really-close-together" post.
Are you heartbroken? :)
There's going to be one hell of a salad bar waiting to be tossed when Adnan gets to prison.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
EveryStrangersEyes,
I understand the excitement! I might be watching it tonight too.
Is MK drunkblogging Obama's economic and domestic policy speech tonight?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:40pm.
Nice haircut. If he evades prison time, they should cast him in the live action adaptation of The Road Runner.
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Every time I see him, I mentally shriek "Cocky wanna cracker?" (seriously)
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Now he can imitate Barretta's cockatiel: If can't do the time, then don't do the crime.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:40pm.
Nice haircut. If he evades prison time, they should cast him in the live action adaptation of The Road Runner.
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Every time I see him, I mentally shriek "Cocky wanna cracker?" (seriously)
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Bolloxology
Why do these idiots go to all these stupid lengths to avoid getting served It won't go away because you ditch the server.
I remember reading about Lutfi doing some ridiculous shit to ditch the server too. Probably where Adnan got the idea.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nice haircut. If he evades prison time, they should cast him in the live action adaptation of The Road Runner.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:28pm.
BTW: Do you have any cage-fighting tips for Adnan? Other than to bend over and submit.
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Nope. That's one pussy that deserves the claw of prison justice...KARMA IS A BIOTCH, ain't it Add-on...Fasten you sock slots, it's gonna be a humpy ride!
But if I were to offer him advice I would say to hide a shiv up in that cocatoo fro cuz girlfriend's gonna need it...He got some purty bj lips....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
Speaking of which... the fourth Futurama movie came out today (on DVD).
you just made my day!!... *grabbing keys*.. off to the video store!!
catch ya all in the night time!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
HypnoToad is REAL!
I keep getting stuck on it and forgetting what I was doing!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:28pm.
BTW: Do you have any cage-fighting tips for Adnan? Other than to bend over and submit.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Ahhahha mike!
I'm glad I got to see the HypnoToad. Why does my brain automatically make the noise when I stare at it?
Speaking of which... the fourth Futurama movie came out today (on DVD).
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:18pm.
Tigerlilly come clean. Your avatar is from Glamour Shots. Come on be real! That is not what you look like everyday. No nipples hanging out or half eaten body parts scattered. Be real girlfriend.
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Did someone mention tiger tits?
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:30pm.
That's a relief! ; )
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
7 nipples. Haaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaa.
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Warning: My opinions may change. I reserve the right to wake up and have a different opinion, a slightly different opinion, or no opinion at all.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:27pm.
Relax. Hypnotoad is getting too much for even me, so his stay is likely to be short-lived.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:23pm.
Does anyone know how to "make" an avie? I'd love one of Marko Jaric's close-set eyes
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I play. But waddyamean, exactly?
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:18pm.
Tigerlilly come clean. Your avatar is from Glamour Shots. Come on be real! That is not what you look like everyday. No nipples hanging out or half eaten body parts scattered. Be real girlfriend.
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So I had some headshots done...and a full layout...Who hasn't? But I deny, deny, deny, that I don't look like that everyday...Ok, sometimes my blood red "lipstick" may get a little smeared...or I may have a human fingernail...er...I mean piece of spinach caught in my tiger teefs, but this is a fair representation of my true glory...
and shutup, you whores about that 7th nipple...IT'S COVERED WITH FUR! Damn me for mentioning it! ROY YOU ALL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:23pm.
Does anyone know how to "make" an avie? I'd love one of Marko Jaric's close-set eyes.
Who are you, and what did you do with mike? The mike I knew went with the mellow avie and let his bon mots do the talking.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:21pm.
whatever flavor ya want Momus! i'm gonna keep the mix in holsters so i can flip it out and proclaim "i'll be your hucklejello" ala Val Kilmer in "Tombstone"... gotta pack up on the carbs first, i guess!LOL!
OT: wait a damn second!!... there was a topic?!?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
My theory is that Daddy Spears is pimping her out for one more tour, (he's hoping to squeeze at least that much out of her), then she can retire and do what she wants. This will be after she re-coups her losses from being on her own, and makes enough to set the extended family up for life.
He's probably told her that this tour is all she has to do, and he'll drop the conservancy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson