Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellmate
Adnan Ghalib, Brit Brit's old Cheetoclit tosser, was charged with three felonies by the L.A. District Attorney for busting his car into a dude who was trying to serve him with legal papers on February 11th in Los Angeles.
TMZ says the process server was trying to deliver some shit to Adnan in connection with the Brit Brit case. Adnan wasn't about to get served, so he allegedly hit the dude with his car and kept on driving. The dude jumped on Adnan's hood so he wouldn't get squished. Server Dude got cut up and broke his wrist.
Adnan is charged with assault deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run. Bail will be set at 110,000 clams. The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges.
Come on, we all know prison is Adnan's fate. Even Brit Brit knew this. That's why she always took him to gas stations so that they could feast on soggy hot dogs and jerky. She was preparing him for chokey food.
And Adnan has got the moobs for prison. He's also got the landing strip too. His prison daddy is going to love that landing strip tickling his nuts while Adnan tongue polishes his pole. Bitch will be a star wifey in the big house.
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Wait a sec, no one wants to see my boobie shots?
They point forward...
O/T...unlike Shitneys!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Hot doesn't get any better than this.
Tigerlilly - you hor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts stalking*
The payphones in the clink don't receive incoming calls.
TV - LMAO! Thank God I got my ass to bed when I did!
Ok, enough off topic. My bad.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:38pm.
oh, come on M.E. EVERYBODY knows if there isn't 6 to 7 nips *cough Tigerlil cough* TV won't save the pics!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
So you're saying I stopped answering too soon? Damn.
Don't call Adnan, he only gets 1 phonecall.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV - honestly....it wouldn't surprise me. LOL
Damn, I'm not just a hor, I'm a whore too.
UGH!
So is Adnoid!!
ESE,
Sure did. TV, you better be sharing those tittay pics.
M.E., hopes you have been hitting the gym.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Just kidding!
BWAHAHAHAHA
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
o.k., this whole M.E. drunk texting TV just got a lot more interesting!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
TV - *shocky face*
OH SHIT!
'Night, Momus. Sleep well.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:26pm.
TV - no, I need to be ashamed, especially when I turn my phone on in the morning, see in my inbox "HOW FUCKING DRUNK ARE YOU??"
Yet I have no recolection of texting you Sunday night.
I suck.
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So, you want me to delete the boobie pics?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV - no, I need to be ashamed, especially when I turn my phone on in the morning, see in my inbox "HOW FUCKING DRUNK ARE YOU??"
Yet I have no recolection of texting you Sunday night.
I suck.
Since our darling JamesHaven is no longer available for fabulous facials, I need more beauty sleep.
Night-night, folks.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:19pm.
hehe, no reason to be ashamed
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I promise not to drunk text you tonight.
*ashamed*
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
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If he was a football playah, it would have been a three point conversion.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:15pm.
LMAO!!!!!
You're good..........
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:15pm.
Good shootin, Tex!
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
*smooches back at ya*
I thought so. The ladies on the red carpet at the Oscars looked a bit scaly and in need of a makeover.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:04pm.
island girl - that Adrianna Lima is a lying beyotch. She aint no virgin before marriage if, what is being reported is true...she got married 10 days ago and is claiming to be pregnant.
Do the math.
Slamdunk by Marko?
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Saw her pics, I may have done it from here.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:04pm.
island girl - that Adrianna Lima is a lying beyotch. She aint no virgin before marriage if, what is being reported is true...she got married 10 days ago and is claiming to be pregnant.
Do the math.
Slamdunk by Marko?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:07pm.
(((Momus))) SmOOches! Long time no 0)0
Unfortunately James Haven has had to cut back on his makeovers. Business isn't what it used to be. Angie has James Haven running all over the globe so James Haven has lost many clients. Not to mention those crazy kids used most of James Haven's makeup on the walls.
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Is his 95 Chevy Cavalier (base model) okay?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
M.E.....
right? She was a virgin like Jessica Simpson. Unless you don't count taking it up the arse. Even I can see that, and my middle name is Helen Keller. Plus (pun intended), I'm the shits at math.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:05pm.
James Haven was a big fan of the hit HBO series Oz and has one piece of advice for Adnan: Don't pickup the soap!
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*cyberhug*
How have you been?
How's the MaryKay biz going?
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James Haven was a big fan of the hit HBO series Oz and has one piece of advice for Adnan: Don't pickup the soap!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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island girl - that Adrianna Lima is a lying beyotch. She aint no virgin before marriage if, what is being reported is true...she got married 10 days ago and is claiming to be pregnant.
Do the math.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:00pm.
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Awwww... thanks! I'm just glad you have a good foot to tap with. ♥
Wait, did that sound weird?
I totally miss Brit Brit with Samy'all & AdnanAnan....you know that's how she pronounces their names!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Seriously?!!? The cockatoo douchebag is what MK left for us for the night.
UGH!
But I guess that makes Shitney on topic!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 10:55pm.
Hi, Uncle Ashtray! I hear you're on the mend? In the meantime...
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Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!
That was the nicest gift I've received during my entire recovery!!!!! I just watched it & I saved the link. Uncle was tapping his foot (the good one!) like crazy!!!!!!!
You've just become my favorite dlisted little Creepy!!!!!
:-)
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I was hoping to never see him again but in this context, I'm loving it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
ugh, he and Sam are both pigs. No, that's an insult to pigs. They're revolting.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Hi, Uncle Ashtray! I hear you're on the mend? In the meantime...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrwO8b9iq34
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 10:45pm.
I fucking LOVE that avie!!!!!
".......but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you......Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh...."
LMAO!!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
OK, I just refreshed the page and noticed the headline. Thought it said, "Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellulite". I really need to start paying more attention. Although it is kinda fitting.
*backs away from the boxed wine*
One down, one to go
Now to get that sam ass
Those two had no prob messing with a sick person for their own gain
On Vivica's show they called him one of the best and wealthiest pap out there and that's because he always got the money shot. It was a pap challenge and it should be on the vh1 site right now. I can't stand him but I believe that sleaze has alot of money
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One of two things that may happen:
1) He will blow all the hush money Daddy S. gave him on fancy lawyers and will get off.
2) He will end up in jail and some big, smelly, VD infested, no KY jelly owning, loyal to the core Brit fan will hunt him down and hammer that smug attitude right off his silly mug.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:00pm.
he's more of a red-tailed black cock-or-two
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Or a faux-hawked prison cock-tail.
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Nite whores. I love you more than Adnan loves getting served, but I got some hood rat stuff to get to up in here...
Later skanks!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This guy is such a sleazy piece of wannabe shit. Someone should run over him with a fucking MAC truck.
His butt cheeks will be the bread of an african american tubesteak sammich.
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I think Daddy Spears is trying to keep her from getting sued for breach of contract and losing TONNES of money.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Twitney will secretly visit him in jail, bringing a cheetos and lard pie with a file in it.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:19pm.
All while dressed in a pink "Hit Me Baby One More Time" T-shirt.
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Ooooh, donchu know how to ice that cake, and put a damn cherry on top too...(that sounded like sexay talk, but it wasn't...just a reference to 'the icing on the cake', but if you whores found that talk as SEXAY as I did, feel free to...well, carry on..just use some Purell afterwards...What? What? It's getting downright rank up in this DListed lounge!)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:22pm.
Tigerlilly,
Maybe he can even get Adnan to sign his cast while he's at it.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh to be that server! Pure AWESOMENESS! A broken wrist never felt so good...or rich!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
he looks like a walking clit hood
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