Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellmate
Adnan Ghalib, Brit Brit's old Cheetoclit tosser, was charged with three felonies by the L.A. District Attorney for busting his car into a dude who was trying to serve him with legal papers on February 11th in Los Angeles.
TMZ says the process server was trying to deliver some shit to Adnan in connection with the Brit Brit case. Adnan wasn't about to get served, so he allegedly hit the dude with his car and kept on driving. The dude jumped on Adnan's hood so he wouldn't get squished. Server Dude got cut up and broke his wrist.
Adnan is charged with assault deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run. Bail will be set at 110,000 clams. The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges.
Come on, we all know prison is Adnan's fate. Even Brit Brit knew this. That's why she always took him to gas stations so that they could feast on soggy hot dogs and jerky. She was preparing him for chokey food.
And Adnan has got the moobs for prison. He's also got the landing strip too. His prison daddy is going to love that landing strip tickling his nuts while Adnan tongue polishes his pole. Bitch will be a star wifey in the big house.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:00am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:57am.
He's never going to see the inside of a cell.....probably just probation, fines, & med costs
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He's seen Brit's toxic pussy close up. Prison would be like fucking Disneyland.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ok tv... I think I'm officially one of your groupies. You won me over with your beads.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:57am.
He's never going to see the inside of a cell.....probably just probation, fines, & med costs
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:44am.
"The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges."
I haven't been to jail since 88. What the GDHell is the Big C, anyways?
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2004 here
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Did I type the "C" word out loud???
@Sickitten,
This week it is Sank You, Sank you Berry mush...LOL!
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:52am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:44am.
Helloooooo Deb!
Big C = Conviction
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Damn, I was hoping he'd be sentenced to 7 years of ass cancer.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@Uncle,
Knowing MK's love of the "C" word I was trying to figure out just how big a cunt you have to be for a 7 yr term...LOL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
I haven't been to jail since 88. What the GDHell is the Big C, anyways?
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Precious and Good Luck to You!
The Shadow WANTS it that way.
Beat ya on the jail, '92. Thank You, Thank You very much.
Submitted by jwormyk on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:39am.
I'm watching the OC housewives reunion now. I feel really bad that they made Lynne cry. Tamra really is showing her true hateful colors as well. These people are horrible.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:44am.
Helloooooo Deb!
Big C = Conviction
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
"The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges."
I haven't been to jail since 88. What the GDHell is the Big C, anyways?
Hello everyone! Almost got fired tonite. That is why I am a match made in heaven with Dennys. I am too stupid to quit and they are too dumb to fire me...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:15am.
How do you fall into a grapefruit tree? Were you climbing a taller, but slippery, tree right next to it?
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That would be the vodka tree.
The one with your initials carved into it.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:39am.
TV and Uncle....
This one's for you.
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THANKS!!!! I'll be back in 9,inutes & 25 seconds!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:33am.
I asked for a titanium plate but my insurance company wouldn't cover it.....I got the lesser known 'linoleum' instead
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
TV and Uncle....
This one's for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnC3NrfpGu8
Did anyone see the Real House wife reunion??????????
Read this post - it says it all
http://thesecretartofsnark.blogspot.com/2009/02/real-worst-people-of-ora...
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:32am.
I'd give you my beads, but I'm slightly anal.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:29am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:25am.
If you aim the steel plate in your head just right, do you get free satellite radio?
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No, but I can play the most awesome Calypso music on it!
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Just don't be jamming to Harry Belafonte so hard that you forget how to tie your shoes. You may trip and fall into a grapefruit tree.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
PSL, I'm fine. A little tipsy--- it's Fat Tuesday somewhere, right?
*flashes boobs, waits for beads*
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:27am.
Uncle, when I said stagger, I just turned around in a circle.
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That's not really a 'stagger'......that's the 'hokey-pokey'....
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:25am.
If you aim the steel plate in your head just right, do you get free satellite radio?
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No, but I can play the most awesome Calypso music on it!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
you ok, IG?
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
hahahahhahahaha
Uncle, when I said stagger, I just turned around in a circle.
Seriously though, I am getting the side-eye. Some people have no sense of humour!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:24am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:19am.
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I watched that tonight, and it was cringe-inducing. MK is going to have a field day on that fuckery tomorrow!
i know, it was lovely, right?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:18am.
If you aim the steel plate in your head just right, do you get free satellite radio?
these things keep me awake at night
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by shandiRW on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:19am.
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I watched that tonight, and it was cringe-inducing. MK is going to have a field day on that fuckery tomorrow!
Goodnight IG!
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parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:17am.
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I know, I'm just being a literal asshole. Literally.
*staggers off to bed*
ok, puh-leeze an post or something on the real house whores of the OC, anyone else watch this fuckery? (in the immaculate words of M.fuckin K.) tam-rahhh looked like she was just waiting for that shit the whole time (naked drunk aka rapey eyed son nearly doing time for the sake of his delusional mother), gretchen- tsk, tsk if she does have a boyfriend, hmmm- was this after jeff died? i don't think a time line would of mattered, BUT still she'd be all kinds of shady, maybe she is?
i felt sad when lynn aka shaggy was crying, vicki is still annoying, jeanna is still way too neutral, and why the hell was that old hag lauri even there?? okay too long of a post, thanks and gnights :D
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:15am.
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Kind of.....it was like the Keith Richards thing....lost my balance on the back deck and then WHAM-O!........grapefruit juice.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
hahahahahahh IG. But this is isn't the Sensei who's bag I want to hold...... :)
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
hahahahhahahaha
How do you fall into a grapefruit tree? Were you climbing a taller, but slippery, tree right next to it?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:09am.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry PSL.......but that was too funny!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
PSL, you held Sensei's bag? HAHAHA, I crack myself up. xox
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:07am.
Thank fuck it wasn't a cactus. :)
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Uncle is seriously thinking about planting 'Rubber trees'
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:05am.
it's great to have ya around! you need to learn how to juggle the kids... no, really... i'm talkin' tossin' 'em in the air.. you'll be a shoe in for that "America's got talent" show!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
UA, for real? If it makes you feel any better, I have two new bruises, and my Sensei demonstrated some punches and kicks with me. Holding the bag of course, but fuck, that guy is STRONG. I still felt them through it!
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
hahahahhahahaha
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:05am.
Hello PSL!
I walked in my backyard today!
Then fell into my grapefruit tree and got scratched all the fuck up! Bummer.
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Thank fuck it wasn't a cactus. :)
ESE,
Brill reference to abandoned couch.
O/T...britters is crazy and we will all be jumping on the crazy train in two months. I am taking bets.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:00am.
SmOOches PSL!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:54pm.
Evenin' ESE! James Haven has been busy babysitting those crazy kids and entertaining Mama Pitt. When times get out of control James Haven needs to visit the "D" to return to sanity.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Hello PSL!
I walked in my backyard today!
Then fell into my grapefruit tree and got scratched all the fuck up! Bummer.
OT: Adnan......PAKI!
Hey if it's good for the Prince, it's good for the pauper!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 12:00am.
"I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can... oh, for fucks sake! i hate that song!!
hi again, PSL!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:54pm.
i can't believe i've contributed in an abandoned couch situation!... so ashamed of myself!
OT: o.k., o.k.... uummm, let's see... uh... eerrr... yeah, Brit's bonkers... that good enough?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE, twice in one day? Still wearing the sunglasses?
and James Haven! My darling, how ARE you?
hello to all my loves here....
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
hahahahhahahaha
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:52pm.
JH!!! where the hell have you been locked up?!?!
or is it that i haven't been around lately?! either way.... JH!!!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
TV,
I was obviously referring to Addon.
ESE,
The couch (mmmhmm) has been made up for MONTHS.
O/T....I am eating cheese...you make the deductions.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
ESE! SmOOches! Long time no 0)0
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:47pm.
it's not polite to point, but... i'll forgive you, just this once... and any other time! heehee!!
OT: damn, i really gotta think of something soon don't i?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:47pm.
who you calling no one?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"