Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellmate
Adnan Ghalib, Brit Brit's old Cheetoclit tosser, was charged with three felonies by the L.A. District Attorney for busting his car into a dude who was trying to serve him with legal papers on February 11th in Los Angeles.
TMZ says the process server was trying to deliver some shit to Adnan in connection with the Brit Brit case. Adnan wasn't about to get served, so he allegedly hit the dude with his car and kept on driving. The dude jumped on Adnan's hood so he wouldn't get squished. Server Dude got cut up and broke his wrist.
Adnan is charged with assault deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run. Bail will be set at 110,000 clams. The fucktard could get up to 7 years if he gets the big C on all charges.
Come on, we all know prison is Adnan's fate. Even Brit Brit knew this. That's why she always took him to gas stations so that they could feast on soggy hot dogs and jerky. She was preparing him for chokey food.
And Adnan has got the moobs for prison. He's also got the landing strip too. His prison daddy is going to love that landing strip tickling his nuts while Adnan tongue polishes his pole. Bitch will be a star wifey in the big house.
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xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Paging MK!!! someone email him. Listen I'm still up. I think you better make this person hot slut of the day if you haven't already cuz we need to dicuss this. There were back to back commercials featuring that creepy IKEA lady. I can't sleep!!!!! You know which one. That gramma black lady popping up everywhere talking what? I have no clue. We need to discuss on D list cuz I don't know what the point of the commercial is.
OK Nighty nigh Dlisters. It's gonna be another half hour before I sleep....
Bah humbug.
Have to wait for the aussies to show up now!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
enchilada.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:38am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:35am.
uncle, if i lived near you i would gladly pick you up and take you around town (if you promised to let me use your handicapped sticker)
For real, do you think that you might be able to get one in the deal? screw that walking bidness!
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That is very sweet of you Grape!
AND it's a "Disabled PLACARD"!!!! NOT a handicap sticker!
Hmpf!
lololololol
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i know, my grandmother has one that hangs from the rearview mirror...i borrow it sometimes...what????? she can't remember...she's got alzheimer's
i'm just kidding! But my mimi does have the alz's, and she doesn't drive anymore...i'm alright with poking fun about it...i LOVE my mimi!...just like I love all of you! (yeah, right)
Niteys to you too UA! Don;t let the bed bugs bite!
WE ARE DWINDLING!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
the short bus is leaving?
nite everyone!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm out also Gang!
Goodnight everyone.......see you tomorrow!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:42am.
back in the 80's my aunt whipped into a handicap parking spot so that she could run into the grocery store and cash a check. Someone left a note on her car that read
"YOUR BIGGEST HANDICAP IS BETWEEN YOUR EARS"
lol
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I used to drop my handicapped mom at the front door to go shopping, then park in the handicapped spot so that she wouldn't have to walk far. People used to assail me with the question "what's your handicap?" every time. My answer was always "my drinking" or "my fucking attitude, what's yours?".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Goodnight Grape!
Sweet Dreams!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Nitey's Grape!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Well, my anal bead loving friends, i'm about to go nite, nite...i'm sure i'll be back tomorrow!
back in the 80's my aunt whipped into a handicap parking spot so that she could run into the grocery store and cash a check. Someone left a note on her car that read
"YOUR BIGGEST HANDICAP IS BETWEEN YOUR EARS"
lol
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:35am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:26am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:20am.
He's only in it for the parking.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:36am.
I'm sure there's a few free 1 min video previews out there that can answer that question.
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S'okay.....I truly believe that curiousity DID kill the cat...........probably by shoving beads up its ass
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:35am.
uncle, if i lived near you i would gladly pick you up and take you around town (if you promised to let me use your handicapped sticker)
For real, do you think that you might be able to get one in the deal? screw that walking bidness!
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That is very sweet of you Grape!
AND it's a "Disabled PLACARD"!!!! NOT a handicap sticker!
Hmpf!
lololololol
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:36am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:31am.
I have sooooo many drugs.......no shit. Not 'medicine' but tons of painkillers & 'happy times' stuff
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oh yeah?
There may be a grope in it for you.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:30am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:26am.
I mean......how many beads can the ass hold anyway????????
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I'm sure there's a few free 1 min video previews out there that can answer that question.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:31am.
I have sooooo many drugs.......no shit. Not 'medicine' but tons of painkillers & 'happy times' stuff
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:26am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:20am.
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Did you have to call life alert for assistance?
(that was evil, but i could not stop myself...forgive me uncle)
But seriously, were you able to get up okay? You just started walking again right?
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lolololol.....it's alright.
Walking is for crazy people. I'm sitting just fine now, Thank you very much.
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uncle, if i lived near you i would gladly pick you up and take you around town (if you promised to let me use your handicapped sticker)
For real, do you think that you might be able to get one in the deal? screw that walking bidness!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:20am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:17am.
*pat pat*
come sit next to me.
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Oh....okay. But I'll warn you now.
I'll be staring.
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Only if you bring your drugs with you.
*wink*
*jiggle*
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
@UA
one word
JACKPOT!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:26am.
I mean......how many beads can the ass hold anyway????????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Uncle,
Unless or until they are made of diamonds, I can't be bothered. LOL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:20am.
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Did you have to call life alert for assistance?
(that was evil, but i could not stop myself...forgive me uncle)
But seriously, were you able to get up okay? You just started walking again right?
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lolololol.....it's alright.
Walking is for crazy people. I'm sitting just fine now, Thank you very much.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:20am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:16am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:14am.
Just stopped in for a quick drive by before turning in...
Uncle Ashy, i'm sorry to hear about your "trip" to the grapefruit tree
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The horror.....the horror
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Did you have to call life alert for assistance?
(that was evil, but i could not stop myself...forgive me uncle)
But seriously, were you able to get up okay? You just started walking again right?
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He has 911 on speed dial, in case he doesn't have time to dial 9-1-1
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by canthavedamango on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:18am.
You aren't alone uncle. I just got love for those who go the beads way cos hell it adds to their character.
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With my lack of beads experience......All I know is I think I rather be the 'beader' than the beadee'
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Mani,
I think Adnan is going for the "Maddox" in an effort to look much younger. He just forgot he is NOT supposed to act like a 7 yr old! 8-)!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:16am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:14am.
Just stopped in for a quick drive by before turning in...
Uncle Ashy, i'm sorry to hear about your "trip" to the grapefruit tree
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The horror.....the horror
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Did you have to call life alert for assistance?
(that was evil, but i could not stop myself...forgive me uncle)
But seriously, were you able to get up okay? You just started walking again right?
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:14am.
Just stopped in for a quick drive by before turning in...
Uncle Ashy, i'm sorry to hear about your "trip" to the grapefruit tree
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He's the Keith Richards of dlisted!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:06am.
the anal beads get them every time, but why do they come in any color besides brown?
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Uncle is wondering if he is the only dlister with no anal bead or jail experience?????
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You can kill both those birds with one stone. Hope Adnan does.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:17am.
*pat pat*
come sit next to me.
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Oh....okay. But I'll warn you now.
I'll be staring.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:11am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:07am.
There hasn't been much reported on the sister lately.
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Holy Shit! She was pregnant last thing I remember....what ever happened to her? I was "unaware" for a while.
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I think she was 'unaware' too. For about 17 years.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
You aren't alone uncle. I just got love for those who go the beads way cos hell it adds to their character.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:09am.
*pat pat*
come sit next to me.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:14am.
Just stopped in for a quick drive by before turning in...
Uncle Ashy, i'm sorry to hear about your "trip" to the grapefruit tree
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The horror.....the horror
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Do they make an Adnan hair sharpener? How does he get his hair to do that?
7 years...prolly 6 mo with good behavior...or how much dick he can suck.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Uncle,
the stories I could tell you...why even your ears would blush!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Just stopped in for a quick drive by before turning in...
Uncle Ashy, i'm sorry to hear about your "trip" to the grapefruit tree
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:07am.
There hasn't been much reported on the sister lately.
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Holy Shit! She was pregnant last thing I remember....what ever happened to her? I was "unaware" for a while.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:06am.
the anal beads get them every time, but why do they come in any color besides brown?
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Uncle is wondering if he is the only dlister with no anal bead or jail experience?????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
holy fuckin shit.. I'm kind of traumatized by the Real House Whores reunion. Tamra is truly evil. I can't believe this is happening right now. MK is gonna have a fucking FIELD DAY with this fuckery tomorrow :(
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
There hasn't been much reported on the sister lately.
These people aren't earning their salaries!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by canthavedamango on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 1:01am.
the anal beads get them every time, but why do they come in any color besides brown?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"