Tuesday, February 24th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The King of the Krewe of Bacchus
It's Fat Fuck Tuesday, so it's only fitting that the current King of the Krewe of Bacchus, Val Kilmer, host this bitch. Yes, Val Kilmer's mouth looks like it fell on a table filled with delicious pies. Bitch still wants you to light his fire so he can make some delicious s'mores! Okay, okay. You get it.
Val rode in the Krewe of Bacchus Parade in New Orleans yesterday and my stomach is thankful that someone put some silky panties over his crotch. They knew a panty-free upskirt would destroy retinas. The soul is not prepared or Val's 5,000 calorie beef stick.
And I really think Val and Cojo should make butt babies together so that they can preserve their species.
Happy Mardi Gras, whores!
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omg i was atttt this parade and he looked TERRIBLE bat man has reallyyy let himself go
Val Kilmer looks like he Ate Brando AND Jim Belushi.
Raymond Lavoi Little Weiner, you snuck up on me just like a reeeal city Indian!
deb, btw, (i know i'm late on this) but i straight up cried at the end of the last BL episode.
I'm a big fan of Real Genius Val Kilmer. Then over the years I fell into a cold indifference. Now I love him more than EVER! He's so fat! And I can see his panties! I'm no chubby chaser, I just thinks it takes a lot of balls to pork out in his line of work, move to Taos New Mexico with ambitions of a Paul Newman-esque food franchise called the Val Zone AND not give a flying fuck. Maybe I'm being so forgiving because I think he was amazing in Heat. He's good. Great. F-f-f-f-f-faaaaatttttt.
Good grief. Kilmer didn't so much fall from grace as plummet. Let's hope he does the same offa the toppa dat float.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:34pm.
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LOL, the first one's good. Although if I EVER see my mom chatting up a teen or a 20 something, I'm officially offing myself.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Curing Cancer while fighting global warming?? That obama is quite the multitasker
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:17pm.
Thanks for the education!
Gotta go watch Obama. Night!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:17pm.
Thanks for the education!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@deb: i didn't really see the long prairie skirts....they keep that shit up on the arizona/utah border just out of reach of the law...they did catch their "prophet" warren jeffs, so i think things have quieted down from the media...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:09pm.
I got teary eyed at the end of this episode! (I know, what is wrong with m,e!)
Don't feel bad. That was some deep shit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ubmitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:20pm.
It's official, folks. GNR's guitarist Slash has become one of the men who look like old lesbians.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/24/guns-n-rosario
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Hahahahaha! Which one is Rosario?
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:07pm.
Do you see any of the women with the braided hair and late 1800's looking dresses?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:40pm.
So any "Big Love" lovers out there? What did you think of the latest episode, (which I'm sure most watched last night 'cause the Oscars were on Sunday)?
I thought it was one of the best!
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Yes, I am a Big Love fan.
I think they have really stepped it up this year, it's extra good.
I have only seen the beginning and the end of Sunday's episode, for some reason, I keep falling asleep. I am gonna try to watch it again at 1am.
I got teary eyed at the end of this episode! (I know, what is wrong with m,e!)
@deb: aside from good old utah, the mormons run free like a flowing river in arizona...you can always tell who they are: short sleeve white shirts, black pants and on a bicycle...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:58pm.
I didn't realize there was a large Mormon population in Arizona.
I grew up not far from Pennsyvania Amish country, but it's not like you'd run into them at Best Buy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@ deb: i watch big love with glee because i lived in arizona and this shit is very familiar...plus my roommate worked for a mormon law firm...ha!
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:43pm.
I know they repeat it several times a week. I won't spoil it for you. The fact that the writers and actors can make me empathize with these kooks is something.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@deb: i haven't seen this episode of big love yet...i'm gonna see if i can catch it tonight... so far i've been loving this season...:)
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Happy Mardi Gras bitches!
So any "Big Love" lovers out there? What did you think of the latest episode, (which I'm sure most watched last night 'cause the Oscars were on Sunday)?
I thought it was one of the best!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 8:20pm.
It's official, folks. GNR's guitarist Slash has become one of the men who look like old lesbians.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/24/guns-n-rosario/
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That was like a magical parade for the eyes.
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Sank you belly mush.
It's official, folks. GNR's guitarist Slash has become one of the men who look like old lesbians.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/24/guns-n-rosario/
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
M.E., ill be 32 later this year.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
The phone rang nonstop for an hour too. It was 2 MUCH!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Whew im tired, i just applied to a job and figured out how much this certification program is.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:21pm.
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Hey Break!
Whut up,homeskillet?
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 7:21pm.
@Devilgirl: Hey you...
Hi Break, feeling better?
Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer just came out as a couple. Whoopie. She looks good though when she's not smiling.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Deb - yeah, you're right. But it was still a knife in the old ego.
M.E., jiggwiddit is right. Boys in their early 20 don't know shit! They probably think anyone more than 5 years older than them qualifies as a cougar. And cheer up! They knew enough to see that you're hot!
I confess I get depressed when a youngin' calls me ma'am.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 4:48pm.
Zappy
My daughter is a tween.... And I wish she wouldn't get ANY older because she already has an attitude
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*sigh*
We're currently on high attitude alert too:( and she's not EVEN a tween just yet...
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
@Devilgirl: Hey you...
Jiggy - meh. Guess I'd better hit up Vickies!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:45pm.
ouch. maybe a good uplift bra?
Hey, you know how dumb 21 year old guys are.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
jiggy - I'm only 32!!!!!!!!!!!! And those little bastards straight up skipped milf and went straight to cougar.
Ugh, what, when I'm forty I'll be a memaw?
*stabs pen through leg*
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/24/2009 -
If you pay just $5 on each one of them, they can't send you to collections.
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Jiggy, are u sure? how do u know?
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Sorry, ho, I was AWOL for awhile. I took a collections seminar one time at a hospital where I worked in Alabama. Might not translate to other states??
BeWEAVE it. LOL. :-)
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
jiggy - he doesn't drink excessivly nor pee all the time. He drinks normally for a 3 year old.
I'm just curious, he might have a colon blockage, hence the lower GI, so I dont know if that might have something to do with it.
But the asparagus pee smell is getting gross. LOL.
I'm about to start using perfumed lotions on him.
M.E- I wish I had a clue, but I don't. My dad is a doctor, I can call him later and ask if you are atill concerned. Have you tried to ask on Web M.D, sometimes that site is helpful.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:29pm.
I nearly went into a depression fueled wrist slitting after a group of boys (21 year olds) said I was a hot cougar.
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*slaps M.E. front ways and back*
Snap out of it! It's not like they called you a granny. Cougars can still get the goods.
The last waiter who referred to me as cougar wiggled his eyebrows hopefully. I told that bitch I could have him crying within 7 seconds, and then I waved him away with a haughty hand.
Cougars rule.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:29pm.
I nearly went into a depression fueled wrist slitting after a group of boys (21 year olds) said I was a hot cougar.
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*slaps M.E. front ways and back*
Snap out of it! It's not like they called you a granny. Cougars can still get the goods.
The last waiter who referred to me as cougar wiggled his eyebrows hopefully. I told that bitch I could have him crying within 7 seconds, and then I waved him away with a haughty hand.
Cougars rule.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 4:00pm.
(oh yeah, and I had a touch of the big D, this a.m and now my stomach is out o whack!)
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the big D??? YOU FUCKED MY EX???????????
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Haha! If the big D is diarehha (or however the f it is spelled), yeah, I got f' d by it this a.m!
But my ex's name starts with a D! Hmmmmmmm............ *scratches head*
@ QC--- uh, how about Cougar Twitter Stalker?
Soccer Mom Twitter Stalker?
@ ME--diabetes? Ppl with diabetes give off a unique smell. Without sniffing your kid, it's hard to tell but, I'd have it checked out. especially if he seems chronically thirsty and pees a LOT.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
I nearly went into a depression fueled wrist slitting after a group of boys (21 year olds) were paying their bill with and said I was a hot cougar.
I DON'T EVEN QUALIFY AS A GD MILF!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts crying*
Got a question for you bitches.
My youngest son has been giving off a really weird smell, even after bathing. It's a faint (have to be close to smell it)scent of Asparagus pee.
Now, this child has severe bowl issues (getting a lower GI in two weeks) so don't know if it's because of whatever it is that is causing his bowel issues.
Any help?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:22pm.
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Bwahahhahahah! Although, she's 42 so that wouldn't qualify her as a memaw.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
QC yeah i regoogled. I see, the bridge on her nose was kinda fat. Totally, my jewish friend has that same type of nose.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:20pm.
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They're floating around on the net. Try Googling it. She wasn't ugly before...she just had a very...Jewish looking nose, lol. But she was still cute.
Edit: here's a link!
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/forums/viewthread/119/
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc