Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals? (Page Six)
It sounds like the only reason to go to the Oscars is for available drugs. My guesses are Sean Peen and Seth Rogen?
Which billionaire’s son is a scary misogynist? When women balk at his less-than-gentlemanly pickup lines, he calls them bitches and shouts a threat or two. (Gatecrasher)
Threats and names always get me on all fours in the alley way. I'm going to guess Greasy Bear, but is his family even worth more than an Arby's coupon anymore?
Which Hollywood actress kept the ceremony seat warmer unusually busy with her frequent trips to the loo to "powder her nose"? The poor man kept having to hop into her seat during every ad break. (3am Girls)
This pains me because premiere seat warmer Phoebe Price should have had that job! And my official guess is Sophia Loren? Hah.
Which married Oscar nominee has been cheating on his wife with a hard-partying starlet? (Gatecrasher)
Peen and Blohan? Exhibit a
Which rehabbed D-lister doesn’t learn? The bad boy was spotted driving while drinking beers recently. (NYDN)
Spaghetti Cat? Stains? Andy Dick? Jesse Metcalfe? All of the above?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:07pm.
*cracks open a saucy Chard*
hahahaha. Have you decanted it from the box yet? How would you rate it, IG? Presumptuous? A tad haughty?
If Sean Penn is cheating on his wife with that ho Lohan I hope he's stocked up on antifungals, antivirals and a bottle of Raid.
His wife should totally leave his ass. If I were Robin I would have let him go to the award ceremony with Lohan so the world can see how skanky he is.
LoPenn, the new Brangelina!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:19pm.
HAHAHAHA!!... how many times did ya say good night, that's the true scale of how drunk you are!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE - LMAO! Doubt it I don't even remember texting him in the first place. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Ok, back on topic.
Wait.
We're talking about being drunk....that is within 6 degrees of seperation right?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:15pm.
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HAHAHA, I ♥ you. And somehow, I doubt TV is scarred for life.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:15pm.
His last reply to me was "HOW FUCKING DRUNK ARE YOU!"
*crawls under rock*
oh, come on! i'm sure he was just tryin' to guage whether he was ahead of ya!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
IG - the bill is from last month. LOL
Seriously, I think I scared off TV. LMAO!
His last reply to me was "HOW FUCKING DRUNK ARE YOU!"
*crawls under rock*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:09pm.
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HAHAHA, oh no!! I read earlier where you said you had a high Verizon bill--- hmmmm. :)
IG - #5 could have been me on Oscar night. Ask TV, he's got the drunk texts to prove it.
*hangs head*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 6:03pm.
#5 - sloppy drunk = Kiefer Sutherland.
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Oooooh, good guess! Although D-lister could mean any one of the bitches up in here, myself included. (not the drunk driving part, just the drunk part) *cracks open a saucy Chard*
#5 - sloppy drunk = Kiefer Sutherland.
Here's my bets
1) I agree it's Sean Penn....asshole is jittery and sweaty skinny slob...and the Stoner..Seth "Gotta Stay True to the Bong" Rogen
2)I am going the Balty Getty...not to be mixed up with S'ghetti Cat...S'ghetti Cat loves the bitches before he tosses them out
3)Going out on a limb on this....but I am shooting at St. Ange...That nose knows
4) I am guessing every one of them...NO ONE is faithful in Hollyweird.....someone is blowing someone elses baby....fuck them all!
5)Abandoned Couch....Bitch has never been the same since losing out to Rojo to a place in the finals Slut of the Year 2008....and I can't say I blame Abandoned Couch....drink your sorrows away Abandoned Couch....drink on...
Submitted by Algonquin on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 3:37pm.
Why do bunnies do that? I've seen so many pictures of them covering their faces in shame.
The bunny is not covering his face, he's washing it. After my bun eats something juicy, like lettuce, he turns his front paws inward, licks them, then proceeds to "wash" his face by rubbing them against his cheeks.
The bun in the pic must be in mid-wash.
OMG MKay that bunny pic is soooo damn cute! Kudos to you for finding and sharing it!
As to the BIs, I agree with your guesses for #1,2, and 4.
* not
Ever thing 1 could be Mickey Rourke and now Sean Penn, it said Nominee, not winner.
Robyn Wright Penn needs to make like a bird and fly far, far away.
The way Sean Penn treated her in front of millions of viewers was disgraceful...what a bastard. Just think how he must treat her in private.
I think the reason she went back to him is because she is so emotionally damaged from his abuse, she doesn't think she deserves better than him.
Okay, semi-on-topic rant over.
Why do bunnies do that? I've seen so many pictures of them covering their faces in shame.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt
I don't think the 4th one can be Sean Penn because it says "Oscar nominee"... Don't you think it would say "winner" if it were him? Or do they never give that good of a clue?
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This same exact blind item came from another site 3 or 4 days ago - it was written before he won.
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Ohhhh, makes sense!
anne hathaway is the cokey actress. she pulled the same shit at the NBR awards except without the seat filler.
yves, that is common knowledge. He is The Green Hornet.
BTW, thank you for not saying "loose weight".... :) (not that you usually type it, but I hate when people do!)
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
hahahahhahahaha
rogen was on a late-night show a while ago (i think it was leno) and he said he had to lose weight for a role.
I think the second one is a Trump family member.
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Douchechill!
My avatar fell in love
Parisherpes, I like Seth better fat too! I had a huge crush on him in the 40 yr old Virgin....lol
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"Thanks. Another kid already?"
-Sean Penn to Madonna (pointing at Jesus Luz)
hahahahhahahaha
the bunny's mouth looks like a butt.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
IMO Seth Rogen slimmed down too much. I like him fat more, he's way more likeable that way. He totally eradicated the draw to his movies when he lost all that weight, that he was a chubby shlub with a funny personality who loved to get high on the chronic. Why did he have to slim down in the first place anyway, it's not like Hollywood cares if he's fat either, the double standard usually affects women more than men.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Greasy Bear is so the type would would cuss a woman out if rejected. Firecrotch anyone? He has absolutely no respect for women. Also, Sean Penn didn't thank his wife?! *shakes head* That poor woman. The first one is stupid because I would say probably 90% of the actors at those after parties were snorting in the bathroom. The slimmed-down stoner is clearly Seth Rogen. I kinda like that dude. *hides* I bet the last one is Andy Dick. On Celebrity Rehad he said beer was his DOC.
#1 Should've read which actor did NOT snort coke in the bathroom. Then we could've actually had a chance at guessing!
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"I bet watching them fuck is like watching a hot dog slowly explode in the microwave," MK
I can't comment on any of these blind items because I am completely and utterly distracted by a fuzzy bunneh!!! *resists urge to cuddle monitor*
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
BUNNY!!!! I love bunnies!! Cute bunny!!
Oh, I don't know any of these. They aren't as easy as last time. However, there is no way the billionaire's son is Greasy because his daddy is a gigalo who got his mommy pregnant and Greasy doesn't even use his last name. It's the grandpaw who WAS rich but I don't think they are anymore. I can't think of any other Hollywood billionaire with a son, except for Tori Spelling's brother, Randy.
That's all . . . thanks for the BUNNY!!
My heart seriously broke for Robin Wright the other night. It is still hard to feel sorry for her, though, because she should have left a long ass time ago. She could do so much better.
I take it that Sophia Loren has a bladder and not a coke problem.
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"His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum."
Sheeps yes! My mom called me and said, "Did you see when the Penn guy did not hug his wife?" Everyone noticed.
Also during his speech he could of said something like, "and to my wife thankyou for putting up with my ass". That is all he would of had to say!
Oh well.
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Submitted by mollination on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:05pm.
The second to last one is totally Sean Penn and Blohan. Did you notice in the coked-out-clip below she's all, "Oh and sean!" like he's her fuckking BFF forevs and not some 45 year old actual actor she has no business associating with?
ITA and GROSSSS
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Robin Wright Penn should leave his ass. I don't know how Blohan got away from her Cryptkeeper, but there might be truth to that rumor.
1.) Obviously Seth Rogen is the stoner, the coke sniffer could be anyone. 75% of the actors in Hollywood probably snort.
2.) I'm going with Greasy Bear Brandon Davis. I'd say Trump Jr., but isn't he married? I'm not The Donald's biggest fan but I have never heard any misbehavior stories on his kids' parts (unless I haven't been paying attention).
3.) Shit - this could be any actress in Hollywood. Aniston? To get away from the Brangelina glare?
4.) Penn/Lohan - easiest one of the bunch.
5.) I would say Kiefer but is Kiefer really D-List? I know that Kiefer has (allegedly) gone back to drinking, but I consider him at the very most B-List. I guess I'll go with Andy Dick for this one.
Submitted by mollination on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:05pm.
seth doesn't drink, he does a shitload of drugs. or did. whatever. the last one has to be andy dick. he was (is) on sober house on vh1, is definitely on the d-list, and his addiction was beer.
Kiefer Sutherland, Carrie Fisher, Charlie Sheen, Drew Barrymore, etc. are legacy celebrities which puts you automatically at B (or C if you screw up.)
I thought Greasy Bear, but then it could be Bathazar Getty. He's still unhappily married a total fucktron.
Then I'm guessing Stains.
I think I remember reading about Penn and Lohan (and some of her friends) having dinner together, and something about them being flirty...so I'm guessing them!
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:37pm.
Robin Wright please leave that guy. You are beautiful and there will be lots of men in the future.
Right on, Z. That was sick to watch.
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Submitted by MyFingersHurt
I don't think the 4th one can be Sean Penn because it says "Oscar nominee"... Don't you think it would say "winner" if it were him? Or do they never give that good of a clue?
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This same exact blind item came from another site 3 or 4 days ago - it was written before he won.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Robin Wright please leave that guy. You are beautiful and there will be lots of men in the future.
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Warning: My opinions may change. I reserve the right to wake up and have a different opinion, a slightly different opinion, or no opinion at all.
I don't think the 4th one can be Sean Penn because it says "Oscar nominee"... Don't you think it would say "winner" if it were him? Or do they never give that good of a clue?
awww..I love bun buns! I had 9 this picture is my only boy, Buster, the worlds horniest bunny! He knocked up his woman Babs the day she gave birth. At one point I had 13 bun buns in one apartment. They all went to Bunny Heaven when I moved out to the country...I miss them all! Only one survived...she comes to the backyard for her carrots and bread, and then splits! Anyhow, could give a shit about the blind items...people are too boring and predictable...but I do have a Cute Overload calendar...and am obsessed with how cute these critters are!!
Look at the bunny cheeks. Look at the big, fat, fuzzy bunny cheeks! Look how fucking fat and cute those fucking fuzzy bunny cheeks are! I just want to smash him up and snort him.
Okay, I love Seth Rogen. That's all I have.
Oh, oh, and...I love that bunny picture.
Okay, I'm done.
Awww, i love bunnehs! i'm looking at mine right now! little bunnie HOOHOO!!! he's flopped down taking a nap:) snuggly lil' fuzzy WABBIT!
Submitted by mattchew03 on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:52am.
The last one can't be Andy Dick, because he's wearing the SCRAM ankle bracelet.
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Blowhan wore one too for a while, didn't stop her.
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You're still the one, I want to talk to in bed
Still the one, that turns my head
We're still having fun, and you're still the one
- Orleans "Still The One"