Tuesday, February 24th 2009

As The Crazy Turns

The OctoMommy reality show is coming down the crazy tube any day now and this is probably what it's going to look like. RadarOnline shot a 30-minute showdown between Crazy Baby Lady and her tortured mommy in the living room of a rented house. This mess looks exactly like the fake backstage video confrontations on Maury. This whole video is like watching a slow-moving trainwreck. In fact, you hope a train comes barreling through the back window. Well, a train or a crazy people-collecting paddy wagon.

OctoMommy flips her Wesson-injected lips when her mom, Angela, criticizes her for having 8 IVF babehs. OctoMommy screams at her mom, "I'm not going to destroy the embryos, period. Done, done, done. You can't go back and alter the past." When Angela tells her that she didn't have to do anything with the frozen embryos, Crazy Baby Lady responds, "They were lives. You either use them or destroy them."

Radar posted the first part yesterday. Above is just a clip from Today. Watching this cuckoo party confirms to me that OctoMommy needs a warm hug. A warm hug from a fucking straitjacket! Bitch deserves her own reality show alright. A reality show shot in a loony bin.

Angela doesn't need this shit! Bitch should just grab a roll of Bounty and run away to Reno to become a Rosie the Waitress impersonator. Actually, Angela's probably driving the Crazy Choo Choo train. The lunatic gene is alive and well in the Suleman family.

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Mahla81's picture

FAMEWHORE< PATHALOGICAL LYING PIECE OF SHIT!!! Go to jail for insurance fraud you ugly ass piece of fucking shit, i cannot wait for the media to reveal all this bitch's lies...Karma is a bitch!

Mahla81's picture

First of all, for an update, This bitch was offered full 24-hour round the clock care for her babies and children plus a "paid for" place to stay for the next 6 months by a charity called "Angels in Waiting" and the deadline for her to take the help for her children was last night, and this bitch turned that shit down!!

Apparently there wasnt enough in it for her, so instead, she is making the rounds with interviews, trying to get cash instead b/c she isnt going to spend it on the children she is going to spend it on herself!!
UM, NARCASSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER anyone??
come' on here!! Put those babies in FOSTER CARE and leave this bitch high and fucking dry. she should be investigated for FRAUD.
I am diagnosed with ADD, since when do you collect disability checks for fucking ADD? slow speach? why does that require disability checks??
WTF!!! im sorry but these kids shes collecting money for are NOT disabled. sounds like this bitch has Munchhowser's syndrome as well as being strait up CRAZY!!!!

lizzieb's picture

Fucking hell. She got $100,000 for pictures of her older kids. Way to go Jolie-a- be.

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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Will someone PLEASE get these nutjobs off TV and the blogs? This Suleyman moron is such a famewhore - she actually thinks she's on par with Angelina! Call CPS ASAP! Those kids need a fighting chance, and they're not going to get it with these two loonies.

didimao's picture

You know I think I am going to start a group called PETCFOM. People for the Ethical Treatment of the Cold, Flu and Other Microorganisms. After all they are a life too. According to Octocrazy's logic that cells are a life.

chefcammi's picture

i think the ex bf should sue to get a paternity test on all the kids. has it been proven that she has aliases? if so, why has no one STILL refused to bring that shit up?

what happened on oprah? did daddy suleman keep saying that it was g_ds will that she had these kids ad that g_d will show her how to take care of them ..blah blah blah- or did he own up to the fact that it was HER will that gave her these kids?

also, is she calling the unfertilized eggs "life" or do they hertalize them all? that was something I was confused about when watching the clip.

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I am a disabled person (neurological problems). I have to struggle every year to keep the very tiny checks I get and fight every year to get 100$ in food stamps.

My dad is much worse off then me and does not get much. It would take to way to long to list his problems and the drug store of pills he has to take everyday just to live he still has to copay on..... and one of his hospital stays was over 100,000USD. He had to pay 30,000USD.

This "woman" who can afford to have IVF 8 times+ (200,000USD) and get plastic surgery, etc can get 100,000USD in help every month from charities, get 400+USD in food stamps alone, as well as possibly over 800/mo USD for each child she has that is "disabled" (IVF children are very likely to have disabilities)(or some people drink heavy during pregancy to make a FAS baby to get more checks as they are around 700-1000USD/mo) She also gets full around-the-clock care...This is mind boggling.

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chefcammi's picture

as glad as i am that there are only 4 pages- as opposed to 900+ posts, I HATE! HATE! HATE! being the last person to comment....ggggrrrr

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the gas station: so why does she have handicapped tag? oh because of her back? the same back that allows her to carry 8 babies, pick up her older daughter, etc?

and for the record, she is NOT representative of a "normal" mother.

so, what happened on Oprah?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:45pm.

The only answer I want to hear out of this mess is HOW THE FUCK DID SHE PAY FOR IVF 8 FUCKING TIMES!! That is at LEAST $200K

No shit! M.E. tells no lie!!! I was just talking to a friend the other day who has been trying to get pregnant for over 2 years. He has almost non-existent sperm count and wife has endometriosis, so getting pregs is just not happening the old fashioned way for them. They want to go IVF but can't afford it- MINIMUM 20 GRAND. How did SHE afford ALL those times?
Skammin' bitch.

NaNoop's picture

Octotwattylips just makes me so mad on so many levels. I am comforted that I am not alone in despising her and wishing for not good things to happen to HER so that maybe those poor kids will get a "do-over" of sorts in this life.

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I ran across this parody of "Low" it's based on Octo-crazy-Baby Lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wujlieYG47s&eurl=http://www.ktrh.com/page...

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M.E.'s picture

The only answer I want to hear out of this mess is HOW THE FUCK DID SHE PAY FOR IVF 8 FUCKING TIMES!! That is at LEAST $200K

Kp's picture

I dont think it would matter if she would die! In fact I think it would be better for her kids. More of that manicure/pedicure/plastic surgery money would go towards the kids than to this stupid cunt!

Sank you. Sank you berry muz.

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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:27pm.
Very sad grape. It must be frustrating working within the system that has so much red tape.
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it is zappy...it's really hard sometimes...i've seen and heard some bad stuff...i wish they could invent some way of erasing certain memories...i swear i'd let them cut my skull off to electrocute 'em outta there, but until then, gotta keep going...i'm lucky that i've gotten to help as much as i have so far...i've been working on a project for the past six months that may make a difference...we'll just have to see whether it all falls into place

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:32pm.
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Britney or Britney's cooter? Thanks!

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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:28pm.
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Hahaha I love avies that can provide instant therapy throughout the day.

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Stoney's picture

I love your Britney avie, sartastic.

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a lot of the simple life desires are generational. My MIL grew up in a village. She never went for additional schooling, she worked as a secretary and popped out four kids. She guilt trips her children all the time. Since retiring, they returned to a microscopic village, and want their children to move there, despite no opportunities, and their children having grown up in the capitol, and having their own lives. She interferes in her daughter's lives simply because she wants them to be dependent on her. Thank GOD we live a great distance away.

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Submitted by Sartastic on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:30pm.

@islandgirl: Ahh your avie just gave me a shot of the happy amidst my crazy rant!! It's like a drug.
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Yours makes me feel like I'm on an acid trip! :)

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@islandgirl: Ahh your avie just gave me a shot of the happy amidst my crazy rant!! It's like a drug.

"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"

Zappy's picture

Just when I think I'm getting a case of the Tuesday crabbies, Sartastics avie makes me laugh.

Love that chomping muppet.

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Followup on my earlier post:

i can say that the churches and charities help out greatly, but it's hard to know which kids to try to get help to unless you can figure out which ones are hungry...most of the time, they wind up in the juvenile justice system on a charge from using or selling dope or stealing

Zappy's picture

Very sad grape. It must be frustrating working within the system that has so much red tape.

Sartastic's picture

Please make this bitch die!!! Seriously. I want her to die. Is that bad? Those kids would have much better lives in the hands of unselfish parents who are desperate to have children but can't! This bitch is insane. I don't even think her mom is that crazy. The octowhateverthefuckhernameis is the crazy one who can't "let go". Bitch can't let go of the fact that she was an only child an never had that special bond with a sibling so she wants her children to have that fucking opportunity. PLEASE! She is selfish and disgusting and is so fucked in the head. Please die octobitch.

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M.E.'s picture

Stoney - bitches on Oprah are defending her?
UGH!

Stoney's picture

Thanks island.

*clicks*

Stoney's picture

Somehow I knew those self-righteous Bible thumping cunts on Oprah would defend this monster.

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Kp's picture

Its somewhat entertaining watching Network News Anchors try to maintain professionalism when talking about this woman's craziness. The females always seem to be seething with anger. Cant say I blame them. She is on the throne of royal cuntiness.

Sank you. Sank you berry muz.

WTF she kept bashing her mother and in the same sentence glancing over at her saying “but my family will help me.” BITCH please! Her mother needed to knock her out. And lying about being pregnant like she is some fifteen year old, well I guess she had to since her parents take care of the six she already had. That clip was ten shades of fucked up, it was like watching a mother telling her five year old “No you can’t have anymore dollies, you have too many, you don’t play with them, and they’re all over the house.” Weird!

grapedrinkbaby's picture

the problem in the south is that we provide minimal funding for children and their caseworkers who are in the "system" so to speak...thus, only the most critical cases see action unless u have Gloria Allred raising hell on TV making elected officials look bad...it's not uncommon for state mental health caseworkers to have over 100 cases in one county...

now child protection workers i don't know about how many cases they average per county...having sat in child protection hearings, i can tell you that this situation most likely would not result in removal from the home at this time under our state laws

in one of the counties in which i used to work, the kid/teen crime rate would rise at the end of the month because they would steal for food...i'm not joking at all

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Submitted by lovemyboy on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 4:15pm

I must see this. Please post link.

M.E.'s picture

FUCK THISD BITCH!! She is expecting her community to help her raise those kids?

FUCK YOU!!!

If you can't take care of your kids, STOP HAVING KIDS!

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M.E.'s picture

Watched part 2. I wanna punch that bitch in her overinflated lips. UGH!

I'm beyond stabby now!

Angelica's picture

That interview is INSANE! I'm pissed at myself I watched it.

She lied to her mother and said she had a TUMOR!?!? WTF!!!

Then she tried to say she had more love for those babies than any mother out there. Then tried to back track. GRRRRR!!!!

She is SO totally delusional. Her mother keeps trying to point out that she can't provide for the kids and she keeps talking about her resources... then says her inner resources.. or some such nonsense. OMG... she makes me SOOOOOO STABBY!!!!

I am going to go chop veggies!

And there are now women on Oprah defending her. WTF are people smoking!?!?!?

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@ Zappy

To be honest, my mum was only ever a Secretary and then a full-time mum in life and that's all she ever wanted to be. Although it was obvious from quite an early age that I was a bright kid she didn't really care if I achieved great things in life or not, for her a great life would be staying near your parents, earning a reasonable wage in an average job, getting married and having kids like she did. She had no ambition and so she didn't have any for me either if you see what I mean. Plus she thinks its ok for a woman not to work and for the man to have to provide for her, which I don't! My dad on the other hand wanted me to conquer the world! The only thing my mum ever really had ambition for me in was my dancing cos she liked to watch me perform. She's just a very basic person with quite a limited scope of thought and so on. Her and my dad were totally different (I think he mainly liked her for her looks!) and needless to say, I'm much more like my dad than I am like her (thank God!).

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:28am.

GIVE-AWAY QUOTE FROM NADYA:

"They were lives. You either use them or destroy them."

Hear that? USE them.

The end.

ITA. Heard that, and that was ALL I needed to hear. Freudian slip right outta her asshole-lips.

Mel's picture

Part 2 of the interview is up.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/

Talk about Bat Shit Crazy!

Gabriela's picture

This whole situation is going to start conversations about people having kids they cannot possibly provide for properly. In every other facet of life, whether it's to rent a home or drive a car, responsibility must first be established. That a woman with no job and six other kids would consider having even one kid more is a travesty.

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I don’t even know where to begin with the bat shit craziness. Grandma wants to quit that bitch but can’t/won’t cuz of the kids, the fuckin media thinks we’re all dumbasses, Gloria Allred smelled attention whoring and came swooping down like the vulture she is. EVERYONE involved is in it for the attention or money or both, and the head crazy twatty bitch herself is running this Circus Du Fucked Up.

kiwikim's picture

Octopussy really treats her mom like shit. You can tell she has walked all over this woman all her life. Is the dad completely indulgent or something because she comes off as a spoiled bitch. I love how they totally avoid the question of why she had the embroyos made in the first place. I agree it would have been hard to decide who would live or die, but she didn't have to have them made to begin with. Of course, grandma could have asked and I wouldn't have heard because this dumb bitch just talks right over her mom all the time.
I can't believe this woman is still getting airtime. I wish people would just stop watching.

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The best thing this hag can do is stay the hell home with her kids and stop going on TV...the more she shows of herself, the more I am convinced that she is getting her children taken away from her in the no so distant future. She is showing the world and social services that she is incredibly mentally ill.

We live in a country that rewards assholes, bums, and moochers. See: Nadia, Paris Hilton, Blohan, etc.

lovemyboy's picture

Has anyone seen the video on youtube where she's pumping gas and someone yells at her

"Go to work! Get a job! Stop having babies with taxpayer money!'

My thoughts exactly.

God. I cannot handle this woman's lips OR her (fake)nose. Who would purposefully do that to themselves??
I feel bad for her mother. I really do. Sure, she could stand up and kick the bitch and her 1000 offspring out, but would a grandmother really want her grandchildren to be homeless? I think what this woman is doing is WRONG on so many levels. How could you treat your mother like a servant?! Not only that, but, really? Parking your kids in front of cartoons all day? Grrrrreat parenting skills there, lady. You don't work, so....what exactly are you doing in your spare time if you're not PARENTING YOUR CHILDREN?

And that bullshit about her going to get her nails done, etc. & how it's "things regular moms do". Funny, my mom never had money to go out and get her nails done & there were "only" 4 of us. What crap.
I'm also pissed off at the Angels in Waiting or whateverthehell they're called. I think it's disgusting that someone can be irresponsible enough to PURPOSEFULLY pump out 14 kids she can't afford yet get free round-the-clock specialized child care. Are you kidding me?! What about people who only have 2 or 3 and struggle to pay for daycare? Ugh.
This whole thing makes me want to vomit.

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Zappy's picture

@ Keane

Some parents need to feel validated through their children and want them to repeat their failures. That sounds terrible, I know. My mother attempted to punish me for not being a stellar daughter by making me learn a trade and not speaking to me for six months because I virtually failed my senior year. She wouldn't look at me or barely acknowledged me for that period of time.

When I was pregnant, she demanded that I should remain home and not work. She threatened me.

We all live through our children to some degree, but to try and control someones life, is reprehensible.

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Submitted by Black Girl on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:40pm.

Haven't posted in forever, but this video has me feeling some sort of way...

I don't feel bad for this lady, she is incredibly selfish and insane. However, when i saw Gloria Allred's (sp?) ambulance chasing ass and this bitch with the cowl neck on the clip talking about how they are demanding a meeting with serial breeder, I realized that EVERYONE involved is out for money: 1. welfare jolie 2. welfare jolie's mom and dad 3. her "ex" (birkhead to the eighth) 4. radar online and 5. Opfrah

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Agreed! I'll totally kick her ass for the fun of it, I don't need money or attention in return:)

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E.A.P. - yeah some people, particularly those of not necessarily great intelligence I think, can be very selfish and not even realise that there is something wrong with that. My own mother is very selfish in many ways (not this one, but lots of others) and tends to only see things from her own perspective. She didn't have us just so we could look after her thank God but she doesn't like the fact that neither my bro or I want to live in the little country village we grew up in. (Especially as there are next to no job opportunities there anyway). When my dad was alive she used to say she would be happy if I grew up and just became a Secretary and stayed in Plymouth. My dad was horrified as he wanted me to go to Oxford (which I did) and become Prime Minister if I wanted to (not yet, but you never know!). But my mum would rather I didn't achieve my full potential in life and she had my company, than I had great success but was away from her. Parents hey? All you can do is learn by their mistakes and resolve not to treat your kids the same I guess!

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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 2:23pm.

OMG, Keane! OK.. my mother said something similar to that story to me. She actually told me that she wished she had more children so she would have someone to take care of her. That shit broke my heart because I'm thinking.... damn, my only purpose in life is to take care of you. That's the only reason you brought me into this world? Parents can say very hurtful things and not even know why it's hurtful. Reminds me of that book "Like Water for Chocolate" where Tita's sole purpose was to take care of her mother (very old school).

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