Conversations With A Cokey
This little interview of Blohan on Oscar night reminds me of conversations I've had with bitches riding high on the Colombia Express. Seriously, I'm waiting for Candy Finnigan from Intervention to pop up in the back with a plane ticket. Bitch has got the white shit jitters.
Blohan talked to E! about all the EXCITING projects she's working on (aka all the stupid ideas she came up with while holding a meeting around a mirror on a coffee table). Blohan is working on a spray tan for Sephora and a diamond line. That diamond she's wearing is made out of coke, right? Just cut and snort. It's kind of genius. And her spray tan is also going to be mixed with computer duster so you can really look like you have walked on sunshine. Also genius.
Blohan also showed off her matching "shhhh..." tattoo she got on her finger with Lily Allen. She said it's a "female empowerment thing." No. it's a "dumb fuck cokehead thing."
And here's some "Feed the Junkie" photos of Blohan taken by Hedi Slimane. This skeezy ass photo shoot looks like it was payment for an 8-ball. Candy Finnigan, please come get this skank!
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She looks absolutely disgusting. She doesn't necessarily look older than she is, she just looks like a girl her age who has really horribly rough skin of a 45-year-old.
And ugh, that "laugh" is grating.
WOW, she is REALLY stupid. Every time I hear her talk, she gets dumber and dumber. That necklace is fugly as fuck and she looks disgusting, with her hair taped to her skull. She is a complete waste of a human being.
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Submitted by Squash Posh on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:04am.
yes, you can be thin and have big breasts...BUT...you don't flucuate in weight..big time, like she does & still manage to have the same boobs. She had massive ones, then took them out, and now back to massive. Please, of course she has fake ones...
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Yes, exactly!
I got all jittery and nervous just watching her!
And did you notice how pretty her hair looked? she must have spent hours in the salon to get it so perfect.
WOW ... I got flashbacks from a shady time in my life when I was doing massive amounts of coke and trying to hold normal conversations with people - it just doesn't work. That little coke giggle, the scratching and fidgeting, trying to avoid direct eye contact... I mean SHIT all you see in that crackie's eyes are PUPILS - they look like they'll swallow you whole if you stare at them.
Yup, I used to like La Lohan and I actually enjoyed her movies for "mindless entertainment" even though I'm 27 and they were really tween movies but DAMN I had to watch that twice - it was like a car crash and I couldn't look away... thank god I had amazing friends who literally saved my life after I lost my job, my apartment and all my dignity. Drugs will take you're freaking life. Lindsay does not have these people in her life who will help her... sad, tragic, painful to watch
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 3:34pm.
Damnit Lindsay, I actually loved you, you stupid twat, now I wish you’d just OD. Thank you, you’re not needed any more. The last great thing you did was mean girls, you shot your chance to hell, your own family don’t care about you prob never did so, farewell, good riddance, adios, sayonara, arrivederci, au revoir, BYE GOOD!
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Gross, the world could do without people like you.
yes, you can be thin and have big breasts...BUT...you don't flucuate in weight..big time, like she does & still manage to have the same boobs. She had massive ones, then took them out, and now back to massive. Please, of course she has fake ones...
you can be thin and still have big boobs.....
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Oh, and I am for the first time absolutely convinced that her boobs are fake... I used to not be so sure, but there is NO WAY a girl could be that skinny & still have gigantic natural boobs (gigantic compared to her body, at least). When I was 105 lbs. in college, my boobs were barely an A cup. There's no way she weighs more than that - and she has at least a C or a D cup.
Okay, I am definitely NOT saying this in an "I'm saying this is gross, but really I am just jealous" sort of way... She looks AWFUL in those pictures! Holy fuck. Thin is one thing, but she looks like a goddamn 4 year old boy! Ewwww.
Coke all the way.
WTF? Did she say she got so excited she jumped out of bed when her "friend" Penelope Cruz won?
This stupid hag had every chance in the world and look what she did with it.
Damn! Lindsay is like the female Tyrone Biggums!
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11888&title=tyro...
jebus... someone needs to show her some old photos of herself or something.. I can't even believe this is the same person.. I mean look at this old pic of her! she used to be absolutely gorgeous!! she was on the top of my bf's "freebie five" and now he can't stand to look at her..
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/1859/LindseyLohan_AA3.jpg
Yeah, she made me feel all coked out itchy and wanting to grab her and say, stay the fuck still bitch! WE all know she and Lily Allen and Rihanna all make out and therefore share the herp with each other not only stupid tattoo ideas. That's why Chris Brown got so PISSED OFF! Anyway...she sounds like she's 14 years old here. And looks 40!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
That she is still invited to parties is a mystery to me....
bitch needs to cut that cave woman hair, take a shower and start doing something. Or start renting Wino's Camden crack den.
By the way...this is what my hair looks like after 4 hours in the gym and a motor cycle ride home without a helmet..a pony tail...really?? WTF!!
that made my head itch and my skin vomit.
Whenever I see this greasy, starving, coked-up orange mess, I just want to slap her worthless parents into the stratosphere. Every speck of potential she ever had has been snorted, spray-tanned, vomited, stomped on and left to rot.
I wonder who and where she'd be in life if she'd grown up with a real family who actually gave a damn?
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
This was painful to watch. I started getting itchy just looking at her. If she showed up to Madonna's party with that bed hair, I hope Madonna had her body guards put a boot in whatever ass she has left.
Lindsay has the case of the itchy scalp. She needs some Selsun Blue!
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Looks like the scene in the first Cheech & Chong film where the junkie woman snorts the Ajax.
If there's ever a remake, she won't have to rehearse.
I know she is useless now, but I think she actually could have gone on to be a fairly decent/successful actress at the time of Mean Girls, but then she fucked it all up. Not to say she was ever going to score an Oscar or anything, but she could have been in some successful entertaining flicks & had some career longevity.
Now her career is hanging on by a thread, or I should say by her giant titty implants because that is the only thing special about her now (hey, giant tits work for ScarJo) WTF is up with the super long skankalicious extensions? I dont think she is THAT ugly overall, but its like she has given up trying & is just completely giving in to the white trash part of herself.
She's starting a spray tan with Sephora?
Well, I guess she's good advertising for it.
Does she have nits in her hair or something? Or is that just cokey itch?
LOL and GAG @ cum gutters.
She looks pretty rank.
In those black & whites, it looks as if she has "cum gutters" as my best friend calls them, he he... They only look hot on guys, not this puny whore.
Why do her elbows on her arm look like they're of a 60yr old woman! esshh
Damn, it's going to take a lot for her to get off drugs. I certainly think it's the glue bwtn she and Sam. It's too bad.
Damnit Lindsay, I actually loved you, you stupid twat, now I wish you’d just OD. Thank you, you’re not needed any more. The last great thing you did was mean girls, you shot your chance to hell, your own family don’t care about you prob never did so, farewell, good riddance, adios, sayonara, arrivederci, au revoir, BYE GOOD!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:58am.
You guys forgot the trademark glistening dirty sanchez that a Blohan spray tan would impart.
No doubt the instructions on the can would specifically detail how to achieve such 'stache-ness:
"Hold the can 2 inches from your face and swipe first from left to right just over 'shhhhh' zone, then go from right to left, and once more from left to right."
the fuck she at the Oscars for anyway? bitch ain't in no movie
even Phoebe Price has a better reason to show.
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puppy side eye.
Fidgety, unkempt, and full of her new product line--a spray tan. She and her friend dreamed up such an original idea! What talent! What genius!
EW, EW ,EEEEEEEEEW, she is disgustingly thin. yuk....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Poop! Once again, I have to wait til I get home from work to watch this.
But I don't need sound to know that she's obvy fucked up, or to see that she has WOWED us once again with her complete lack of effort to look presentable. She is wearing a fucking SHEET and it looks like she just tucked her nasty, unwashed extensions up in a ponytail. Way to bring the Klass, Lohan.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:11pm.
Remember WO is busy with Alli, trying to make her the next gravy train.
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You said Alli. *snicker*
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Good God.. this is sad. What is this failure number 5 or 6 with the sobriety?
I know that "trying to act sober" shit.. I used to do the same crap, and I've seen friends do it. With the way she kept playing with her hair, the moving around, yadda yadda..
I'll be waiting for Sam's next tip-off to Lindsay's whereabouts when she's passed out in a car at some gas station..
What a sad sad waste of a life, I'm by no means saying she was massively talented, but she had just enough of a spark of talent, with the right managment, guidence and YEARS of perfecting her craft, she could have really almost been a hollywood powerhouse.
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her skin looks like it got tar and feathered and stretched over some chicken wing bones.
Definitely payment for an 8 ball.
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She's obviously not sober. So sad -- her career seemed so promising at one point...
Stupid girl
If she would've fell flat on her face during the interview that would've made me very happy. Crack heads need to be exposed like that.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:30am.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:26am.
"shhhh..." is about female empowerment?
Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit.
Clarisse, you're a biscuit. Surely you can see that a permanant drawing on your finger reminding you to shut up is about empowerment? It's so obvious. Tsk.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:42pm.
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i thought that her lesbian act is a phase too. it seems we're both wrong. i hate her, but i pity her more. it must not have been easy living with her parents.
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I actually liked Lindsay at one time and I felt sorry for her but she's her own worst enemy I think she's a lost cause.
I have Lindsay's song "Over" on my ipod, I feel better now that I confessed that.
UGH! she looks like shit.
korupsi - LMAO! Nah, I'm 27 and only recently started thinking she was too much even for me. I do think she has some talent, and thought the whole crackwhore party girl thing was just a phase that she would grow out of. I was soooo wrong!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:28pm
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were you a tweenie at that time? please don't tell me you're a Jonas fan too!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:26pm.
hey, hey, hey!! it's just that... "My future's soo bright, i gotta wear shades"!!!LOL!
OT: i promise... later.. i'll try not to not be on-topic.... or contrary wise
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:11pm.
Remember WO is busy with Alli, trying to make her the next gravy train.
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You said Alli. *snicker*
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Damn Lindsey you are so fucking
ugly inside and out.
Go the fuck away!