Oooooh, Brit Brit's In Trouble!
Daddy Spears took out a restraining order against Landing Strip Galib and Sam Lutfi a little while ago, because he claims they were filling his little Cheetoling's head with dirty, sucio, evil shit! They were all back in a Los Angeles court room this morning, because Daddy Spears wants the restraining order to last forever and all-time. That piece of gutter trash Sam is screaming that he's never threatened, drugged, farted on or tried to cause any other kind of harm to Brit Brit and her family. Sam wants the restraining order to end now. Queef...queef...queef... Basically, the lie dingles were falling out of his mouth hole.
The judge extended the restraining order until Wednesday to give time for Daddy Spears to testify. That's exactly what he started to do today. E! reports that Daddy testified the nanny overheard Brit Brit talking to Adnan and Sam really early in the morning on a cell phone. When Brit went to dance practice, her security team found the phone which was a prepaid Nokia. Brit admitted she got it when she was at the Peninsula Hotel one day.
Daddy went on to say that Brit is allowed a cell phone, but can't use it all the time. They monitor that shit. You know she totally has a Firefly! On second thought, bitch has a Barbie Glitter Phone. Brit Brit says everyone on her phone is so nice and is always asking her what she's going to wear to Ken's big party! So fun.
Daddy Spears added that when he found the illegal phone with Sam's number on it, "he felt like a threat. It felt like someone was trying to extort my daughter."
The hearing will continue on Wednesday morning and a judge will determine then if the restraining order will get extended indefinitely.
How is Brit Brit getting caught talking on the phone?! I was a master at that shit when I was a kid and we didn't have cell phones back then. Before my mom went to bed, I'd sneak into her room and unplug her phone. That way if she picked it up in the middle of the night, she wouldn't hear me talking on it. Yeah, she'd investigate, but that would give me time to get rid of the evidence and pretend I was asleep! Then I would crawl into the closet (no comment from the whore gallery) and sound proof that shit with as many pillows as I could get a hold of. Then I'd cover myself in blankets and talk really softly. My ass never got caught!
Now Brit Brit is probably on phone restriction until the end of the summer! And Daddy Spears is pissed, so you better believe he's not going to make her his special cheese grits with VELVEETA anymore.
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Submitted by pizza on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:17pm.
Love your avie!
That's one of my favorite skits from SNL.
Good Lord, is that her life? I'd be batshit crazy too.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:57pm.
Come back to us, crazy Britney! We've missed you.
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Submitted by Candy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:27pm.
Crazy Britney is on her way back. By April she will be in full swing. I have no doubt.
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five, four, three, two, one...
crazy Shitney will be with you shortly.
Please hold.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You can take the girl out of a crazy life but you can never ever take the crazy out of the girl.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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even at her age, watching who she talks to isnt out of the question, her past actions , and those of lufti and the "boyfriend", are enough for a judge to keep her dad in charge.
and probably not without good reason, namely 2 small children who had no say in her crazytrain.
im sure the money has something to do with it, doesnt it always? but at the end of the day , some one has to stick up for those kids.
Damn, when she gets grounded, her dad takes that seriously. I hope she doesn't bring home a bad report card!
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I totally slept in a closet as a kid!! I thought I was the only one! But I wanted to do it for som weird reason. Not to mention anothr time when my friend was living with another friend, and her room was in a closet too. But shes a lesbian so we totally gave her shit all the time. aaaw MK memories!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
WTF! She is 27 or 28 and she can't even make phone calls privately? Is Daddy Spears going to take care of her the rest of her life because she is too stupid and immature to do so?
I really don't buy any of this mental illness situation. At some point, her family have got to let her do what she wants -- even if it means squandering the rest of her money. I can't understand how she is well enough to tour, but she can't be trusted to make a phone call on her own?
In a way, I do feel sorry for Brit Brit. (I know, I know) But, this girl is completely incapable of caring for herself. All she has ever learned to do is entertain. They'd just prop her up there and make her dance like a trained monkey. I doubt she could do even the simplest things like provide her children with a healthy diet on her own. We all know first hand that she can't dress herself (no panties, wearing too-short shirts as dresses). She lets these two slimy sleazy bastards in her life and near her children. I mean, she really does need help for the rest of her life. I don't think she should be allowed to be by herself or alone with her children. I mean, the girl probably can't even wipe herself properly after using the bathroom. It's pretty fuckin depressing.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
If the conservatorship ever expires, Britney will be back on the Crazy Train in about a day. She is incapable of caring for herself. And I don't think she is really "crazy"...I think she is stupid, immature and selfish.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:45pm.
But you totally hit it on the head! She definitely looks like a person with "Turner's Syndrome"
lolololololol
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Uncle....I SHIT you not. As actually, she is so fucking cross-bred that they dont know how to treat her.
If I actually found out that she chose her career and tour over her two babies, Id fly out there and take down her nasty fucking ass.
I think shes just dying to get the meth, cokey thing going. She would give up her bahbehs for it, trust.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:38pm.
Shitney has "Turner's Syndrome" as well as FAS...Low set ears, eyes turned down at the outside corners, stocky, short body, ect...research it yourselves. Shes a swamp-bred disaster.
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ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!
I'm not laughing at the disease......just the dead-on description of it regarding BritBrit....
LOLOLOLOL!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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Just shut up and eat my ass.
Shitney has "Turner's Syndrome" as well as FAS...Low set ears, eyes turned down at the outside corners, stocky, short body, ect...research it yourselves. Shes a swamp-bred disaster.
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Trust, this tour will be cut short due to laryngitis, her "bad knee", or some issue with her kids. She already tried to get out of the tour claiming she wouldn't go without her kids.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:28pm.
She must really be mentally ill, or just too goddamn stupid to take of her business, for the Conservatorship to be dragging on this long.
I'd say both! Jamie had better stay in good health and on the case or we're going to see SHitney GOINGBACK.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She wants her crack and meth back! Oxys at the lowest...
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I bet she won't finish the tour, I have n o doubt
Um, I think she shouldn't be a popstar right now and she should be I dunno...resting or committed ( I know a lot don't think she's really insane) but the point is....I don't think she should be touring.
She must really be mentally ill, or just too goddamn stupid to take of her business, for the Conservatorship to be dragging on this long.
Those two douches have to have some kind of dirt on her, otherwise why would she keep talking to them?
They have both threatened to release tell all's.
Could something she did in the past really be that bad? I mean we already have seen her go insane.
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Okay, call me a dumb cunt but when someone at Brit Brit's level of fame has to have their daddy keep tabs on their phone useage like they are an irresponsible teenager with a cock addiction and a meth habit then surely it's time to just cash in and go live peacefully in a small town somewhere? No? Does she really have any business being an international popstar anymore, isn't her mental health worth a little more than that?
Shit, it almost sounds like I give a fuck! :-o
Crazy Britney is on her way back. By April she will be in full swing. I have no doubt.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:57pm.
Come back to us, crazy Britney! We've missed you.
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Man....I'd give anything for one more trip on the Britney Crazazy Train. Those were the days.....especially on 'dlisted'!!!
All Aboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello my little Creepies!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:17pm.
Where the hell are adnan and sams tell alls?
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AMEN to that! Quit your feudin' with Daddy Spears and gets ta writin', you big pussies!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by matthew323 on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:07pm.
That was what i wondering. When does she go tour? it's soon isn't?
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just a matter of days. under 10.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Shiit I used to have 8 hour marathons on the phone and my mom would be on the whole damn time. I'd even tell my friends to hold on and she'd know when to hold down the button so I could click over to see if I was being spied on. Sometimes I'd only know she was ontthe phone after I hear her snoring or she'd just bust in on the conversation and tell me to get the hell off of her phone after I've incriminated myself.
Nowadays I have to suprise check my daughter's text messages where I recently found out she's been harassing some girl amd I have to check her internet history to see where she's been surfing. Myspace is banned but she finds a way around it.
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This bitch has more than once made racist and inflammatory remarks towards the papparaazzi yet she's up two Arab dude's asses. I'm pretty sure the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and Daddy spears loathes these two trashy dudes for more stupid shallow reasons as well. I hate this bitch and am sick of people giving her deadbeat ass the benefit of the doubt. She killed of much needed brain cells many years ago with heavy drug use and now she's barely a functioning human being. her fault alone-and then she breeds. FUCK her and her trash family and life.
Thanks for the allotment of my I hate BS rant. This is in no means meant to offend lovely hot skanky D-listers.
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
I don't blame her for wanting out of supproting everyone, but the wise thing to do would be get her shit together and show she doesnt need her father around, not go talking to the jackass that supposedly drugged you.
Where the hell are adnan and sams tell alls?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
I hope she's on some mandatory birth control pills, along with the whole pharmacy of pills she ingests every day.
I had to sneak phone calls... when I was fifteen. So pathetic.
...two kids and on phone restriction!....can't Daddy Spears just tie her tubes whilst in charge....do us all a favor....do it for the children...
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I'm amazed Brit actually has any money left. She's supporting her whole family and her Ex. She's going to be destitute in 10 years.
She sure is stupid though for talking to at least Sam....I dunno anything really about Adnan but that's probably stupid too.
Oh brother. Britaloonies? On a Monday night? I can't deal.
She looks cute here (sorry) lol but what is with her and her smile a lot of the time. She always has to make sure her bottom teeth are sticking out.
That was what i wondering. When does she go tour? it's soon isn't?
Jamie Spears:
"I believe he's a predator, I believe he's very dangerous to her ... and causes her a lot of anguish and disbelief. We've asked him to go away before, and now he's coming back. We just want the man to go away. Just leave us alone."
poor jamie. i feel so sorry for him. britney will be sorry when she will realise how much she hurts her father.
I always knew bitch was dickmatized by Adnan. Poor thing. Good dick is a helluva drug.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Sounds pretty weak. Most restraining orders are about threats of violence, harassment, or stalking. Maybe daddy is saying they're interfering with his conservatorship?? Who knows with these numbnuts.
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Sank you belly mush.
So, what's the next step? Assume Daddy Spears starts to lose his hold on her and she goes back to being crazy Britney. What else can they do to her? Throw her in jail? 5150? Take away all her money and commit her for life? Seems like this was already the last resort, and if it's starting to unravel, who knows what is going to happen.
It makes me kind of sad... reminds me of the South Park episode where they make her perform with 2/3 of her face blown off. Then I remember she has blown more money on drugs and clothes than I (or most people) will earn in a lifetime... dilutes my sympathy a tad.
That sam guy is obsessed with her. it can't only be about money. it's more than that. he won't stop until he destroys her.
She must be really mentally ill if she continues to talk to him. he is a master at manipulation. Howard k Stern reloaded. thank god for Jamie. i don't want her to become the next Anna Nicole, she has 2 kids and they need their mom.
That lufti guy is insane. This is 3rd or 4th restraining order he has (different people)
He isnt boinking her bc he is gay but that guy scares me too
What have they done that's so bad? Milked (udder-appropriate) her out of thousands of $$? Introduced her to drug dealers - what? I need to know exactly what kind of filth they were rolling her in way back when. Kinda miss those days ...
What a pathetic loser.
No self control.
Woman child with children-I hope her tour fails and then her trash family will maybe FINALLY get a clue and banish themselves to the hillbilly compound they came from.
"Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?" -MK 1/20/09
WOW.
everything in that girl's life is controlled. her music, her look and her life.
no wonder she went all crazy and shit when she was on her own. she can't deal.
Come back to us, crazy Britney! We've missed you.
it's a pretty sad day when your a 28 year old woman with two kids and you have to have your phone calls monitored by your Daddy WTF?! AND...
Hahaha @ MK's sneakin' on the phone after dark story. I use to do that same sh**. Except I had my own phone line so I would hide the phone under pillows so my parents wouldn't hear it ring.
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