Oooooh, Brit Brit's In Trouble!
Daddy Spears took out a restraining order against Landing Strip Galib and Sam Lutfi a little while ago, because he claims they were filling his little Cheetoling's head with dirty, sucio, evil shit! They were all back in a Los Angeles court room this morning, because Daddy Spears wants the restraining order to last forever and all-time. That piece of gutter trash Sam is screaming that he's never threatened, drugged, farted on or tried to cause any other kind of harm to Brit Brit and her family. Sam wants the restraining order to end now. Queef...queef...queef... Basically, the lie dingles were falling out of his mouth hole.
The judge extended the restraining order until Wednesday to give time for Daddy Spears to testify. That's exactly what he started to do today. E! reports that Daddy testified the nanny overheard Brit Brit talking to Adnan and Sam really early in the morning on a cell phone. When Brit went to dance practice, her security team found the phone which was a prepaid Nokia. Brit admitted she got it when she was at the Peninsula Hotel one day.
Daddy went on to say that Brit is allowed a cell phone, but can't use it all the time. They monitor that shit. You know she totally has a Firefly! On second thought, bitch has a Barbie Glitter Phone. Brit Brit says everyone on her phone is so nice and is always asking her what she's going to wear to Ken's big party! So fun.
Daddy Spears added that when he found the illegal phone with Sam's number on it, "he felt like a threat. It felt like someone was trying to extort my daughter."
The hearing will continue on Wednesday morning and a judge will determine then if the restraining order will get extended indefinitely.
How is Brit Brit getting caught talking on the phone?! I was a master at that shit when I was a kid and we didn't have cell phones back then. Before my mom went to bed, I'd sneak into her room and unplug her phone. That way if she picked it up in the middle of the night, she wouldn't hear me talking on it. Yeah, she'd investigate, but that would give me time to get rid of the evidence and pretend I was asleep! Then I would crawl into the closet (no comment from the whore gallery) and sound proof that shit with as many pillows as I could get a hold of. Then I'd cover myself in blankets and talk really softly. My ass never got caught!
Now Brit Brit is probably on phone restriction until the end of the summer! And Daddy Spears is pissed, so you better believe he's not going to make her his special cheese grits with VELVEETA anymore.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:59pm.
It would be great if all the Britney news wasn't faux news now. *sigh* Kanye's crazy but he's just not exciting enuff....Amy's too worrisome, Courtney really needs to get up on a stage and make an ass of herself...and Wakeem's not QUITE believable just yet as a real for real trainwreck, OctoMommy's too maddening...we totally need a crazy person to break loose and do their thing.
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my problem with Brit Brit is, can't she afford a cooler phone? a prepaid Nokia is way out of her class.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:55pm.
hey, UA!
what the fuck is this?! i get an eeeeewww, and you get a pass on filthy underwear jokes?! not fair i tell ya!!LOL!
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It would be great if all the Britney news wasn't faux news now. *sigh* Kanye's crazy but he's just not exciting enuff....Amy's too worrisome, Courtney really needs to get up on a stage and make an ass of herself...and Wakeem's not QUITE believable just yet as a real for real trainwreck, OctoMommy's too maddening...we totally need a crazy person to break loose and do their thing.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:52pm.
the guy's gotta eat... and by the last pic i saw of him, business is gooood!
OT: wait, was that on-topic?.. ah, fuck it... Brit needs to set up a paper cup telephone system, daddy will never suspect it if it's made from discarded Starbucks cups
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
whew, I was convinced you'd all still be on the Angie/Jen thread.. Nothing like a Britney post tpo shake things up....
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:49pm.
and i gotta feeling i know how Sam and Adnan get their prostate exams... what?! too far?.. NEVER!!
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Prostate exams.....ewwwww!
When I was in the hospital, the doctor said "Since you're here and at your age we might as well do a prostate exam".....I asked if it would hurt....he said "No, it'll just be 'uncomfortable'..."
Then he wanted a urine, blood, and stool sample.....I just handed him my underwear.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:46pm.
and i gotta feeling i know how Sam and Adnan get their prostate exams... what?! too far?.. NEVER!!
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Leave K-Fed outta this.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:46pm.
and i gotta feeling i know how Sam and Adnan get their prostate exams... what?! too far?.. NEVER!!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:05pm.
I always knew bitch was dickmatized by Adnan. Poor thing. Good dick is a helluva drug.
ARAB dick is Amazing! the first time I was having it I was doing the aialalallalaa scream within a couple of minutes.
sorry that was out of line
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:39pm.
or it could have been for medical reasons... checked her temperature(come on, you know she'd fall for it!)
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I know where she gets her skin cream.
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The only part Daddy Spears left out was how he did it at her request. "Samuel (she called him that), call up Aidan (she called HIM THAT) and see if he can get somadat good, yummy fun stuff that you put in my biscuit! NOW, SAMUEL!"
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:39pm.
or it could have been for medical reasons... checked her temperature(come on, you know she'd fall for it!)
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:28pm.
Her doggy treats.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:33pm.
fumigated her stinkhole
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:32pm.
or buttered her grits, or plugged her outhouse, or... well, this could go on and on!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:28pm.
Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits???? BWAHAHAHAHAAAA Did he slip her a food mickey or is that code for fucking?!! Just thought that was ultra-funny and this shit is going on my sigs!
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Brit's code for fucking was that Sam done skinned her possum. Or done rotated her tires. Or Sam done plunged her toilet.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Wow, how could he slip her drugs that would knock her ass out, yet at the time that bitch was out and about 24/7 acting like a methed out whore.
I call bullshit.
wow, brit brits like is really controlled, and i don't mean "in control" but CONTROLLED, damn she is a grown ass woman, but then on the other hand i understand that she is bat shit crazy at times...
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:28pm.
Ok HAD to do a driveby and relay this message I read over at Breathe Heavy.com:
"In one of his more explosive statements, Jamie claimed "Sam put drugs in [Britney's] biscuits", often kept her out until 5 a.m., and restricted Britney's contact with her family."
Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits???? BWAHAHAHAHAAAA
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LOL! EW! I don't even wanna know what that means! Ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Ok HAD to do a driveby and relay this message I read over at Breathe Heavy.com:
"In one of his more explosive statements, Jamie claimed "Sam put drugs in [Britney's] biscuits", often kept her out until 5 a.m., and restricted Britney's contact with her family."
Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits???? BWAHAHAHAHAAAA Did he slip her a food mickey or is that code for fucking?!! Just thought that was ultra-funny and this shit is going on my sigs!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:24pm.
hey, angel... Taco Bell to you too!LOL!
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O yeah...ONTOPIC: I, for one, am AGAINST the restraining order. It's eating into our Cheeto Train time.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
ESE!
Que pasa, Meester!?
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
TV - lol, roach infested ones!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:32pm.
This is the trick for covering your ass as a teenager when you've snuck out of the house late at night: You call your own house from wherever you are, and when your sleepy mother answers you say "I've got it mom, it's for me". And after she hangs up you can hang up and then she thinks you're home talking on the phone.
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You mischievous minx!
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Wow. That IS really good.
Now I wish I was a kid again.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
oh, come on already! just take her out for a "ride" and tell her last fan that she went to live on a "farm"!!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:09pm.
So, Sam or Adnoid bought a prepaid celly, left it at a hotel, she went to the hotel, got the phone and was talking to them secretly?
How did she know to go to the hotel?
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I'm pretty sure "cheap motel" is on her list of daily stops.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:32pm.
This is the trick for covering your ass as a teenager when you've snuck out of the house late at night: You call your own house from wherever you are, and when your sleepy mother answers you say "I've got it mom, it's for me". And after she hangs up you can hang up and then she thinks you're home talking on the phone.
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You mischievous minx!
Only one flaw. When the old bitch comes looking for you to tell you to get your ass off the phone. Unless you live in a very large house.
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I am starting to believe that us sluts may have a chance at getting a judge to forcefully remove her uterus.
We just need to petition.
LETS GET OT STARTED!
So, Sam or Adnoid bought a prepaid celly, left it at a hotel, she went to the hotel, got the phone and was talking to them secretly?
How did she know to go to the hotel?
Shady.
The only reason papa Spears want s to keep the restraining order is because Shitney would wrap her twat around Anoid and Sam in less than .00001 second.
Joe S:
Under cross-examination, Jamie stated that none of the calls or texts were, in themselves, threatening.
But, Jamie said, he believes that Lutfi "is a predator."
"He is very dangerous to my daughter. He causes disbelief in her mind. He is very controlling. We asked him to go away and he did. Now he is back."
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Get a restraining order against this bitch. We all fucking hate you and hope you choke on a cheeto.
This is bullshit. A restraining order is for people like Riri. It isn't for people that just have bad judgement in picking friends. Brit is crazy and hangs around people she shouldn't. But let's face it, a nobel prize laureate isn't going to want to hang around this trash.
Her Dad is just using these people as an excuse. "Oh, my brit isn't crazy. She's sweet and innocent and someone took advantage of her." Crap. Utter fucking crap.
So sick of the justice system being available for the people that can afford it while millions of others get screwed because they can't afford to bury people in a ton of bullshit paperwork.
How does Daddy Spears rationalize seeing Adnon or Sam's number on her phone is a "threat of extortion"..that's kind of a stretch.
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I think it's sad that she need to be treated like a horny 12yearold girl. Perhaps it's better the kids get raised by k-feds nannys. Like what are her kids going to say when they are 13 and both they and Brit are grounded, are they going to to talk about how mean and unfair bad grandpa is?
And people are hoping she gets custody back of her kids?
Nope.
this just further proves she is a self absorbed twat and that the crazy train, if she was left on her own, would be full steam ahead.
They waste law court money with this shit?
These people need to watch some Party of Five or some shit and get some ejumacation on dealing with familial issues.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:38pm.
Brit's got that "them ice cubes done dripped on my cooter" look in this pic.
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Oh really? And how do you know how that looks? hahahahaha?
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I made her one of my special yellow sno-cones once.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:38pm.
Brit's got that "them ice cubes done dripped on my cooter" look in this pic.
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Oh really? And how do you know how that looks? hahahahaha?
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Bolloxology
it's pretty hilarious that she's just completely treated like a little kid who isn't mature enough to play with people her age
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Brit's got that "them ice cubes done dripped on my cooter" look in this pic.
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Daddy Spears has her on massive lockdown.....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Her dad puts his life on hold to help Britney put hers back together and she's still hellbent on self-destructing.
Perhaps she should - so tired of reading about her sorry ass.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:32pm.
Brit's not smart enough to figure that out on her own, she don't got your fancy book learnin'. Slip it to her in a note during Detention.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:32pm.
What a shitty life for a grown woman.
This is the trick for covering your ass as a teenager when you've snuck out of the house late at night: You call your own house from wherever you are, and when your sleepy mother answers you say "I've got it mom, it's for me". And after she hangs up you can hang up and then she thinks you're home talking on the phone.
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Taking off my hat to Madame S: genius.
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Bolloxology
"You call your own house from wherever you are, and when your sleepy mother answers you say "I've got it mom, it's for me". And after she hangs up you can hang up and then she thinks you're home talking on the phone."
that's genius!
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:34pm.
Shes a swamp-bred disaster
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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A swamp-bred disaster!!!!!!
*dies and goes to heaven*
What a shitty life for a grown woman.
This is the trick for covering your ass as a teenager when you've snuck out of the house late at night: You call your own house from wherever you are, and when your sleepy mother answers you say "I've got it mom, it's for me". And after she hangs up you can hang up and then she thinks you're home talking on the phone.
First of all, what is up with Shitney's neckk? It looks like she's trying to queef a watermelon through her pisshole. She just keeps getting fuglier by the day, I swear!
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