Oooooh, Brit Brit's In Trouble!
Daddy Spears took out a restraining order against Landing Strip Galib and Sam Lutfi a little while ago, because he claims they were filling his little Cheetoling's head with dirty, sucio, evil shit! They were all back in a Los Angeles court room this morning, because Daddy Spears wants the restraining order to last forever and all-time. That piece of gutter trash Sam is screaming that he's never threatened, drugged, farted on or tried to cause any other kind of harm to Brit Brit and her family. Sam wants the restraining order to end now. Queef...queef...queef... Basically, the lie dingles were falling out of his mouth hole.
The judge extended the restraining order until Wednesday to give time for Daddy Spears to testify. That's exactly what he started to do today. E! reports that Daddy testified the nanny overheard Brit Brit talking to Adnan and Sam really early in the morning on a cell phone. When Brit went to dance practice, her security team found the phone which was a prepaid Nokia. Brit admitted she got it when she was at the Peninsula Hotel one day.
Daddy went on to say that Brit is allowed a cell phone, but can't use it all the time. They monitor that shit. You know she totally has a Firefly! On second thought, bitch has a Barbie Glitter Phone. Brit Brit says everyone on her phone is so nice and is always asking her what she's going to wear to Ken's big party! So fun.
Daddy Spears added that when he found the illegal phone with Sam's number on it, "he felt like a threat. It felt like someone was trying to extort my daughter."
The hearing will continue on Wednesday morning and a judge will determine then if the restraining order will get extended indefinitely.
How is Brit Brit getting caught talking on the phone?! I was a master at that shit when I was a kid and we didn't have cell phones back then. Before my mom went to bed, I'd sneak into her room and unplug her phone. That way if she picked it up in the middle of the night, she wouldn't hear me talking on it. Yeah, she'd investigate, but that would give me time to get rid of the evidence and pretend I was asleep! Then I would crawl into the closet (no comment from the whore gallery) and sound proof that shit with as many pillows as I could get a hold of. Then I'd cover myself in blankets and talk really softly. My ass never got caught!
Now Brit Brit is probably on phone restriction until the end of the summer! And Daddy Spears is pissed, so you better believe he's not going to make her his special cheese grits with VELVEETA anymore.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:06am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:59am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:55am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:53am.
@Team Valtrex
It was the fucken best free show to come from Hollywood than any Studio could imagine let alone produce.
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I'm waiting for the Lifetime movie, starring the aged pig from Babe and a truckload of crystal meth.
Courtney Love has to play SOME role maybe Jamie Lynn
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Courtney doesn't look old or used up enough to play Jamie Lynn.
So right you are they just might have to cast the real thing. She needs the money, doesn’t she? Ih not her someone in that backwoods family would gladly take it.
I love her pretty smile in this picture. She's a beauty.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:06am.
Courtney doesn't look old or used up enough to play Jamie Lynn.
she could play Ali Lohan!... wait, different movie
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:59am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:55am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:53am.
@Team Valtrex
It was the fucken best free show to come from Hollywood than any Studio could imagine let alone produce.
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I'm waiting for the Lifetime movie, starring the aged pig from Babe and a truckload of crystal meth.
Courtney Love has to play SOME role maybe Jamie Lynn
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Courtney doesn't look old or used up enough to play Jamie Lynn.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:59am.
Remember when she used to wear the wig/hat/sunglasses combo.
Boots, frapps, paps and wigs...just like the old days!
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:55am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:53am.
@Team Valtrex
It was the fucken best free show to come from Hollywood than any Studio could imagine let alone produce.
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I'm waiting for the Lifetime movie, starring the aged pig from Babe and a truckload of crystal meth.
Courtney Love has to play SOME role maybe Jamie Lynn
Remember when she used to wear the wig/hat/sunglasses combo. God, I loved that so much. Also, I remember those pics of her after she busted out of rehab with the cheap blonde bob wig, those coochie cutter white shorts, and Heaven's Gate sneakers. Good times, good times.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:54am.
nobody liked her period photos
Yeah those we could’ve done without but the rest, the rest EPIC WINNNNN!
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:53am.
@Team Valtrex
It was the fucken best free show to come from Hollywood than any Studio could imagine let alone produce.
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I'm waiting for the Lifetime movie, starring the aged pig from Babe and a truckload of crystal meth.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:37am.
Dlisted......Home of the blood thirsty public!!!
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nobody liked her period photos
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@Team Valtrex
It was the fucken best free show to come from Hollywood than any Studio could imagine let alone produce.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:37am.
Dlisted......Home of the blood thirsty public!!!
not to sound like the "Kool-Aid Man", but... OH YEEAAHH!!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:39am
Don't forget the "accent" and the fucking PINK WIG!!!!!!
Damn forgot those the wig fuck that neon shiny pink wig, hers of course didn’t have that special power that that Briana whose hot weave saved her ass, so someone should have bust a cap in Brit Brit here, on second thought the greasyness was probably a force field of sorts. And you know I think she could teach a thing or two to those Brits about their accents with hers being impeccable and all.
Personally, I took great pleasure in watching her get fat before my very eyes.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:37am.
Dlisted......Home of the blood thirsty public!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:37am.
WTF that sounds like an episode of Degrassi. She is a grown ass woman (albeit with the hillbilly gene in her) for this teen drama to happen, but again the hillbillyness and or crazy prevents her from acting her age. What she needs to do is drop this comeback which is her what 2nd, 3rd? and roll the crazy train around town again. Fuck I loved those days, sitting at the computer eating my big ol’ bag of lays BBQ chips reading the comments about this fucktard and her too short dresses, flashing her vagina, crashing cars and her brown boots from hell.
Good times, Good fucking times!
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Me too, Britney's descent into madness was the finest year in Dlisted history!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:37am.
WTF that sounds like an episode of Degrassi. She is a grown ass woman (albeit with the hillbilly gene in her) for this teen drama to happen, but again the hillbillyness and or crazy prevents her from acting her age. What she needs to do is drop this comeback which is her what 2nd, 3rd? and roll the crazy train around town again. Fuck I loved those days, sitting at the computer eating my big ol’ bag of lays BBQ chips reading the comments about this fucktard and her too short dresses, flashing her vagina, crashing cars and her brown boots from hell.
Good times, Good fucking times!
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Don't forget the "accent" and the fucking PINK WIG!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
WTF that sounds like an episode of Degrassi. She is a grown ass woman (albeit with the hillbilly gene in her) for this teen drama to happen, but again the hillbillyness and or crazy prevents her from acting her age. What she needs to do is drop this comeback which is her what 2nd, 3rd? and roll the crazy train around town again. Fuck I loved those days, sitting at the computer eating my big ol’ bag of lays BBQ chips reading the comments about this fucktard and her too short dresses, flashing her vagina, crashing cars and her brown boots from hell.
Good times, Good fucking times!
ailalallalalalalala!!!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:23am.
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:21am.
Seatbelts...
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
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If she ever gets smarter than nylon straps, how will they keep her on the gurney and in her favorite jacket?
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That one makes my brain cry.
.... she was sooo dumb
that seat-belts outsmarted her.
*sudden stop*
*yank*
'whoa y'all!, I'm stuck!'
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:27am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:24am.
Amateur, he needs to aim A LOT lower than that to get my vote.
what?!.. you don't mean.... no, no!.... not working for Disney!!
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Wrong Mickey
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:01am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:55pm.
When I was in the hospital, the doctor said "Since you're here and at your age we might as well do a prostate exam".....I asked if it would hurt....he said "No, it'll just be 'uncomfortable'..."
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especially when he inserts the second hand, the one with the baseball bat
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That would be the arab sex that makes you go aiaiaiaiiaiaiaiiiii
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:59pm.
It would be great if all the Britney news wasn't faux news now. *sigh* Kanye's crazy but he's just not exciting enuff....Amy's too worrisome, Courtney really needs to get up on a stage and make an ass of herself...and Wakeem's not QUITE believable just yet as a real for real trainwreck, OctoMommy's too maddening...we totally need a crazy person to break loose and do their thing.
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yes that's why Mickey Rourkes speech the other day was so exciting - THE POTENTIAL!!!!
Sighs.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:29am.
Hello everyone xoxo
Hi! G'night bitches and man-ho's. I'm out.
Hello everyone xoxo
Hey, I didn't know Mickey was from Miami. Looks like he comes here quite often. OMG maybe I can meet him someday.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:24am.
Amateur, he needs to aim A LOT lower than that to get my vote.
what?!.. you don't mean.... no, no!.... not working for Disney!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:28pm.
Ok HAD to do a driveby and relay this message I read over at Breathe Heavy.com:
"In one of his more explosive statements, Jamie claimed "Sam put drugs in [Britney's] biscuits", often kept her out until 5 a.m., and restricted Britney's contact with her family."
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I can hear Yosemite Sam "Ya burnt mah biscuits!!!"
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
*rant*
Celebrity "justice" really pisses me off!
Around here, it's REALLY hard to get a restraining order! You have to have CAUSE! There has to be an actual THREAT... and even then it's still sometimes hard to get one. I work in the legal field, and I've seen people get orders denied that absolutely should have them granted.
In Brit's case (or Jamie's), he admits there is no cause and he still has a temporary order?!?! Not only that, but the original thing that caused the first restraining order happened HOW long ago? Again, around here, (and I believe in most places), there are TIME LIMITS! The threat has to be within a certain amount of time of the actual restraining order being taken out... and then, the order is only good for one year.
This shit is so bogus! It pisses me off that there are women being abused... have men stalking them, threatening to kill them and they can't get an actual order (because there is no actual proof), and Jamie is getting a restraining order on these two because she spoke on the phone to them!?!?! Give me a break! He's her damn guardian... parent her like the child she is**!
**And I absolutely respect Jamie for what he is doing, and think he is doing a great job. BUT... do NOT abuse the Court system.
*Rant Over
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
a lot more $$$
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:24am.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:22am.
Shit, he said at his lowest point he tried to get a job in construction.
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Amateur, he needs to aim A LOT lower than that to get my vote.
He might as well have scrubbed Andy Gumps cuz that's pretty much what he's doing now. But making a LOT more.....
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:22am.
damn, Perez lost a ton of weight. Still ugly though.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:23am.
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:21am.
well, we have seen she needs the extra support
So true, so true...
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:22am.
Shit, he said at his lowest point he tried to get a job in construction.
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Amateur, he needs to aim A LOT lower than that to get my vote.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:21am.
Seatbelts...
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
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If she ever gets smarter than nylon straps, how will they keep her on the gurney and in her favorite jacket?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:21am.
well, we have seen she needs the extra support
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
This shit is getting out of hand. Her dad is doing a great job resurrecting her from the ruins of herself, but he seems to be taking the low road along the way.
Extorting? Who called whom? Come on.
This Shitney parade is old and faded.
Shit, he said at his lowest point he tried to get a job in construction.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Seatbelts...
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Mickey Rourke is on Tonight Show. yay! :)
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Y is perez piggy hilton on chelsea lately? (Eastern time)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:08am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:07am.
aahh! clarified!!... i stand corrected!
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quite the opposite of the water from his laundry
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
now, i know this doesn't have anything to do with Britney, but... MK saying "My ass never got caught!"... i just don't buy it!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:07am.
aahh! clarified!!... i stand corrected!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:00am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:55pm.
hey, UA!
what the fuck is this?! i get an eeeeewww, and you get a pass on filthy underwear jokes?! not fair i tell ya!!LOL!
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They were HIS filthy panties, not Brit's, so he was able to handle them with salad tongs.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
You just KNOW she has a jitterbug. I can see her dancing around right now with the oldie olsens to the "jittabug" song, and the large buttons and friendly service are a plus when you are constantly in a frap haze.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:01am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:55pm.
When I was in the hospital, the doctor said "Since you're here and at your age we might as well do a prostate exam".....I asked if it would hurt....he said "No, it'll just be 'uncomfortable'..."
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especially when he inserts the second hand, the one with the baseball bat
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Nah....no baseball bat.
But I did get a really good Timex out of it. You know.......they really do keep ticking & ticking & ticking....
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:01am.
Mickey Rourke won't disappoint us....you'll see!
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That's it! Jen A. needs to start dating Mickey Rourke! Ah....so fun that would be!
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Hey ESE & PSL!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:55pm.
When I was in the hospital, the doctor said "Since you're here and at your age we might as well do a prostate exam".....I asked if it would hurt....he said "No, it'll just be 'uncomfortable'..."
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especially when he inserts the second hand, the one with the baseball bat
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"