Oooooh, Brit Brit's In Trouble!
Daddy Spears took out a restraining order against Landing Strip Galib and Sam Lutfi a little while ago, because he claims they were filling his little Cheetoling's head with dirty, sucio, evil shit! They were all back in a Los Angeles court room this morning, because Daddy Spears wants the restraining order to last forever and all-time. That piece of gutter trash Sam is screaming that he's never threatened, drugged, farted on or tried to cause any other kind of harm to Brit Brit and her family. Sam wants the restraining order to end now. Queef...queef...queef... Basically, the lie dingles were falling out of his mouth hole.
The judge extended the restraining order until Wednesday to give time for Daddy Spears to testify. That's exactly what he started to do today. E! reports that Daddy testified the nanny overheard Brit Brit talking to Adnan and Sam really early in the morning on a cell phone. When Brit went to dance practice, her security team found the phone which was a prepaid Nokia. Brit admitted she got it when she was at the Peninsula Hotel one day.
Daddy went on to say that Brit is allowed a cell phone, but can't use it all the time. They monitor that shit. You know she totally has a Firefly! On second thought, bitch has a Barbie Glitter Phone. Brit Brit says everyone on her phone is so nice and is always asking her what she's going to wear to Ken's big party! So fun.
Daddy Spears added that when he found the illegal phone with Sam's number on it, "he felt like a threat. It felt like someone was trying to extort my daughter."
The hearing will continue on Wednesday morning and a judge will determine then if the restraining order will get extended indefinitely.
How is Brit Brit getting caught talking on the phone?! I was a master at that shit when I was a kid and we didn't have cell phones back then. Before my mom went to bed, I'd sneak into her room and unplug her phone. That way if she picked it up in the middle of the night, she wouldn't hear me talking on it. Yeah, she'd investigate, but that would give me time to get rid of the evidence and pretend I was asleep! Then I would crawl into the closet (no comment from the whore gallery) and sound proof that shit with as many pillows as I could get a hold of. Then I'd cover myself in blankets and talk really softly. My ass never got caught!
Now Brit Brit is probably on phone restriction until the end of the summer! And Daddy Spears is pissed, so you better believe he's not going to make her his special cheese grits with VELVEETA anymore.
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ACTUALLY i hate that untalented, dumb ho... but all the control shit goes too far. she's not as crazy that her phone conversations have to be monitored imo. if she jumps on stage with strippers and wanders around without panties that's her problem but no danger to anyone else. she's uneducated, yes, but also dumb people have a right to be free. the media praise her lipsynch comeback but no media have a say about the conservatorship which restricts her personal freedom of a little craziness. can't support this.
I know this thread is old, but I've been working. I am bipolar and on lithium. The bipolar excuse for this girl (and I don't use the term lightly) is pure bullshit! I have a high-responsibility job (RN) and a child. I pay my bills on time and go to work 5 days a week. I am SO SICK of this bitch adding even more stigma to a disease that is rife with it. She is just irresponsible and immature. A lot of wannabe psycologists jump on her erratic behavior and immediately label her "bipolar". I'm not going to lie and say I've never had erratic behavior in a manic episode, but for the most part I recognize it for what it is and get help right away. My point is please don't make your opinion of bipolar disorder on this crazy bitch. And I can call her a crazy bitch because I am one. I'm on paper lol.
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
Snarkley and Iheart haters yall are both on point with this one. The only reason her daddy stepped in to be her master after a year and a half is because this bitch blew through so much money that her families' livelihood is at stake. She owes tons of money to different people, is being sued by several people including johnny wright her former manager. So Pappy Spears needed to take control of her and force her into a pathetic "comeback". I sorta feel sorry for her only for the fact that her family whores her out and will continue to do so for as long as she is profitable. In that For the Record documentary, you can see how unhappy she is and that she is burnt out in the entertainment industry. Then There's this dangerous fool Sam who is well known for extorting people out of money and is a serious threat to Britney. Best believe when this conservator shit ends Britney will end right back up on the Cheeto express and will end up broke and dead.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Looks like dumbass SLUTney is back to making stupid faces again. She's still a mental retard, and no amount of help from her dad will change that. As posted earlier, someone please fit this twat with depends underwear & toss her ass in the psycho ward already...
Shit is going to hit the fan VERY SOON. Shitney won't stand being controlled much longer. Haha I hope it happens during the tour.
My mom blocked 900 numbers after I ran up a $400 bill on the Samamtha Fox hotline when I was 5.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:01am.
A-FUCKING-MEN!!! My thoughts exactly!
This is pretty much crazy train already, can't wait for it to run full-steam ahead!! BreatheHeavy is cracking me the fuck up...I can understand why some of yall love to read JJ! The loondom is fucking awesome, free entertainment. Over at BH they have a clip of Shintey[love that typo]saying she wants some other lawyer dudes repping her to get out of the conservatorshit[another good typo]. I highly doubt it's her & all the Britshitloons are saying the webmaster of BH and JFX made it all up LOL Jordan, the webmaster of breatheheavy, swears he has inside connections with Britney's camp. Both sides are fucking insane. This shit is getting GOOOOD :P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
*Jamie claimed "Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"*
Aw, she always manages pulls at my heartstrings. I commend her dad for stepping in like this. This girl is clearly not capable of doing much on her own yet, or the court wouldn't continue to let this happen. She is coming from a seriously dark place and clearly isn't okay yet. I think her dad is acting like a good parent should in this situation (and a good grandparent). Allowing her to do what she wants (which is apparently talk to these goons) would only hurt her and her kids.
Dad Jamie knows she's blown through millions with her ignorant, irresponsible behaviour and she's going to owe millions more. Now he wants to force her on some ass-waddling, lip-synching tour to try and recoup some of the loss in a strapped economy. Good luck with that. Maybe they'll just have to learn to live with less money like the rest of us.
The more Brit's drama unfolds the more bizarre it gets. She is only allowed ONE phone and can't use it all the time?! This is a twice divorced mother of two we're talking about and God knows she's paying for the damn phone!
At least crazy Brit was doing whatever the fuck she wanted. I understand why she went buckwild now.
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She has to be the biggest, degenerate loser ever. I cant even fathom how dumb she must really be in order to have someone COURT ORDERED watching her every move. She is pathetic and the people who buy her music and see her concerts are just as fuckin nuts. A 27 year old that has to be watched by daddy all the time? Thats some fucked up shit, I know 'special needs' people who can manage to not kill themselves and live on their own. This chick is a lost cause, a totally and complete waste of time and energy. She is pathetic on so many levels, its comical.
'My girl brings me parcels and packages with marijuana, cigar scents and chalices.' - Damien Marley.
LOL @ zappy!
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Be careful while climbing the pole because you know you'll be tempted....
Oh hell fucking YES! The crazy train is boarding folks!
This shit better not get good while I am out of town! I'll be where you can't even get a damn signal on a phone by climbing an electric pole and extending your arm all the way out while dialing. Fuck!
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I commend her dad for getting her crazy ass under some control finally.Unfortunately it should have been done a long time ago. And if someone must benefit, let it be her family instead of some grown ass sleazy men taking advantage of her, especially her kids. Personally I think she's a lost cause but her kids deserve a good future. Like Michael Jackson's kids are all messed up because papa is broke. What future do they have?
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No matter what meds she MAY be on or what her psychological problems may be, her dad is taking this too far. She is a paycheck to him and her mom-nothing more and never has been anything more. People around here never had anything to do with them because they were bums living off their kids. If she needs a keeper the courts should put someone qualified in charge, someone who won't have unlimited access to her bank accounts and won't put liens on her earnings in the future. Perhaps a judge who had not been bought and paid for would do that.
@ Juniper
Going back about a year, two years ago maybe, a girl that used to train at the gym I did had inside info on some celebs (her husband was a publicist or something for Justin Timberlake) and without going into detail, said that she was having 'mental problems' and what the media reported was nothing compared to the reality of her situation. For her father to have custodial rights over her, the situation has to be pretty dire. They had to have proof that she was incompetent and needed someone to oversee her monies. Every state has different specifications for said incompentence.
I really don't understand this situation with Britney at all. That whole 'For the Record' thing just added more mystery to the whole thing because it sure as hell didn't shed any light on these matters.
What on earth happened that a court orders custodial care of an adult for so long like this? I realise that some of it might be down to the insurance for the tour - but I have never seen an adult's life so entirely under the control of someone else unless that adult was completely bonkers and in the loony bin.
As much as Daddy Spears might want certain people to stay away from Britney , shouldn't these decisions be up to her? It just seems to me that if this were anyone else it would be obvious that this situation would be called fucked up. You don't see Joaquin Phoenix under custodialship- do you? You didn't see Heath Ledger under his parent's care. Unless she's severely mentally ill - in which case she should be in a hospital getting proper care and not out touring - then she should be allowed to do what she wants with her life.
The best thing Britney ever produced - and I mean EVER - was Comingback. Shit, I'd supply her with fraps and secret phones for life just to have Comingback return.
Ahh, to have the boot moves, ass tax, tennis cans and green beans just once more...
Aw memories from when I was a kid. I used to do the same thing when I was little but then my mum got me my own line, and just to piss me off she bought me a phone with a cord. Evil.
Since her hair still hasn't grown back and she's still doing the sad weave, I'm going with the theory that she's bipolar and on lithium, or on some meds that make her loose hair.
"Drug side effects — Hair loss can be a side effect of certain medications, including lithium, beta-blockers, warfarin, heparin, amphetamines and levodopa (Atamet, Larodopa, Sinemet)."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:27am.
Mani,
I still believe that KFed was going to show her drug abuse by hair samplesand that is why she shaved her head.
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ummm. Interesting. Never heard that. But don't some drugs stay in your hair follicles for yonks-like 7 years or something? I think he'd still be able to grab them if this were the case, No????
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:55am.
Have a good nite, nice seeing you.
Nite to the rest of y'all too!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:50am.
and as we ALL know... it's all about the pickle!!
i'm out, folks!! *pickle dances out the door*
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:50am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:45am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:35am.
have her Special Sauce though!
So does Samson.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:45am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:35am.
puke.... nah, i have faith in her!!... she's still workin' on the same big mac from weeks ago!!... TV, YOU ARE NOT THE "BIG MAC"!!LOL!!
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I have her Special Sauce though!
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Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:35am.
puke.... nah, i have faith in her!!... she's still workin' on the same big mac from weeks ago!!... TV, YOU ARE NOT THE "BIG MAC"!!LOL!!
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"We play the game,
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Fuck, Britney needs some fucking friends already! She must be one lonely (but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart...LOL) bitch to be calling up Sam! Either that, or she is just looking to score some meth?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:27am.
Mani,
I still believe that KFed was going to show her drug abuse by hair samplesand that is why she shaved her head.
DebFrmHell...that could be or maybe her wig tax wuz up! Anyway, Brit is just no fun anymore since Daddy Spears has her under lock and key.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:28am.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:21am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:15am.
especially since she's given up hot dogs for tacos, the coke seems to be the only thing keeping her shopping.... come on, what else does she have to do?!
Blog and eat her Big Mac which she then pukes, it’s quiet hard work didn’t you know.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:32am.
i personally think she can't truly wash her hair in the cage
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"We play the game,
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All I have to say is we ain't seen her going bonkers yet once she is released from Daddy's care.
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
It's funny. She's supposedly all better know, yet they still cannot manage to get her a good weave job. Her head is always a greasy, sweaty hot mess. She looks like she stinks to high heaven. Even now. Maybe some people just always look like they stink...
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:26am.
hey, hey, hey!!.... sshhh!! don't say the AJ or the JA words... this thread could go downhill fast!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:21am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:15am.
i wanna see Lindsay Lohan play Brit in a movie... it would be sooo fitting
There better be a shit load of Coke on set she doesn’t work for less that 200g an hour.
especially since she's given up hot dogs for tacos, the coke seems to be the only thing keeping her shopping.... come on, what else does she have to do?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Mani,
I still believe that KFed was going to show her drug abuse by hair samplesand that is why she shaved her head.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:15am.
OT: i wanna see Lindsay Lohan play Brit in a movie... it would be sooo fitting
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Someone (the Tiger maybe) suggested a remake of Baby Jane with Jolie and Aniston playing Crawford and Davis.
That's at the top of my wish list.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:18am.
just saw it... congrats on the one month chip!!! keep the diet coke flowing... i'll drink the rest!
OT: really? uummm... i'm now thinking Louie Anderson could play Britney for the last part of the film
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Remember when she and Adnan showed up to a custody hearing and she was wearing her wedding dress? I was never more entertained in my life than in 2007.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:15am.
i wanna see Lindsay Lohan play Brit in a movie... it would be sooo fitting
There better be a shit load of Coke on set she doesn’t work for less that 200g an hour.
Miss Thang you brought up the greatest memories.
Does she even have any real hair left to shave off?
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
East of Idiot, perhaps or Gone with the Mind
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:15am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:11am.
PUDDY!!! hi, dahlin'!!
OT: i wanna see Lindsay Lohan play Brit in a movie... it would be sooo fitting
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We'll have to rub her down with bacon fat before every scene. Yes, I'm volunteering.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:11am.
PUDDY!!! hi, dahlin'!!
OT: i wanna see Lindsay Lohan play Brit in a movie... it would be sooo fitting
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"We play the game,
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Hey Brit! We need to see some more of this:
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/assets_c/2008/07/britney-spears-bikini-smok...
and this:
http://www.fabdazzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/britney-spears-umbre...
and this:
http://www.customizedgirl.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/britney_sp...
Come on, just let go! You know you want to.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:07am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:06am.
Courtney doesn't look old or used up enough to play Jamie Lynn.
she could play Ali Lohan!... wait, different movie
Ali Lohan is currently being cast as 76 year old Elizabeth Taylor so she’s out.
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Hi Kids!!! So Brit is on Restriction??? LOL!
ESE! Smooches! How is Poppa hold up? Still got the hots for your old man... 8-)
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