Monday, February 23rd 2009
Cupcakes At Last For Stains!
This past Friday, The Soup named Stains as Entertainer of the Year! And rightfully so! If Stains could talk, he'd tell you he knew this was coming, because his Alice Cooper crystal eyeballs can see into the future!
Joel McHale honored Stains with a platter of delicious cupcakes. They were just like the ones that dance around his eyes day and night. Okay, they weren't exactly the same. Joel gave him doggy ones instead which is like eating a spoonful of wet flour. I've tried. The bong made me do it.
But Stains doesn't seem to mind. When I stare into his Magic 8 Ball eyes, I also see the future and the future is STAINS! Stains for king of everything!
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Give him REAL cupcakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Bout damn time that poor dog got some cupcakes!
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Freak Speely: Beyowulf needed to come and sing "At Last" for that moment; she's never around when you need her.
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Oh my God that's what I think that who she looks like with those thunder thighs and thick middle. hahahah. Etta would have broken a can of whoop ass for singing that fucking song.
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Awwww, I want Stains, the dog, too. What an absolute legend.
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Poor Stains probably just developed an aversion to women with pony-tails considering the guy fed him.
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Harvey, Spaghetti Cat and Stains make me happy!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:40pm.
I'll make you a batch of anatomically correct Gingerbread Men!
*swoons*
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Awww that pup is sooo sweet. But it makes me feel vaguely queasy to see him eating cake and junk. Wouldn't that make him sick?
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Bolloxology
Submitted by hexe on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:30pm.
I'll make you a batch of anatomically correct Gingerbread Men!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:15pm
I'll even bake real cupcakes.
You're lewd AND you bake???
I think I'm in love...
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Australian Shepherds Kick Ass, and Stains would go well with my Aussie, Squirt. I'll even bake real cupcakes.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
THANK YOU SO MUCH MICHAEL!!! STAINS GOT HIS DUE!!! WOO-HOO STAINS!!! DOGS RULE!!! *wags-wiggle-wags-wiggle-wiggle*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:30pm.
Don't question me. I'm a business woman.
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*thumping side of little sock monkey head* Doink!
Sowwy! I should know better. *big sock monkey smile*
ON T: Me lurves cupcakes! Mmmmmm.....cupcakes!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
It's about fucking time that doggie finally got the goodies.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
i was hoping MK saw it. i almost died. stains is the best.
I love how Stains is all 'Meh, I'm over this' until Joel calls out "Stains! I have something for you." You can practically hear the dog thinking "Hold the phone. I smell cupcakes." Adorable dog.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:27pm.
Don't question me. I'm a business woman.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:16pm.
OI SOCKY! Am I glad to see you!
We need to know where you get your avatars from... for ...um... a public service announcement. yeah.
I googled sock monkey but I daren't wade into that world or I'll never come out again.
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Public service announcement? I.don't.think.so!
I search for pics on Etsy, Flickr, etc. I don't keep track. Sowwy.
*crossing little sock monkey arms* *tapping little sock monkey foot* *frowning* What are you guys up to now!?
ON T: Me lurves Stains!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
OI SOCKY!
Am I glad to see you!
We need to know where you get your avatars from... for ...um... a public service announcement. yeah.
I googled sock monkey but I daren't wade into that world or I'll never come out again.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
LOL! The first day, Triscuit came on just to say: What kinda name is stains?
"Come, Stains!"
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No worse than 'Rollover Stains'!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
*back flip off top of hamper* *perfect landing* YEAH!! SSSSSSTAINS!!
Eat 'em up! Eat 'em up! Aaaaall up!! Yeah!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh, good. Now I can sleep at night.
Our Great Pyrenees/blue heeler mix just turned 2 on the 11th of February. I kind of dropped the ball this year. Last year, I actually made a doggy-safe birthday cake for him, complete with Beggin' Strips and Milk-Bone decorations. He, um, woofed it down.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
Oh I'm so happy for him! He totally deserves it! :D
OMG I realized it was like a clock behind his head or something. haha I thought it was his hair! I feel silly now! :)
Estrogen a-poppin!
those cupcakes were not a worthy compensation for the depravation poors stains endured. should have at least been a plate of sprinkles with mile high frosting. you deserve it stains! i love that trainer victoria, but she lost her mind in that episode....
I think Stains Owners hair was fucking hilarious! I'd want to mow anything I could get my teeth on if I had to stare at that guy all the time.
Estrogen a-poppin!
Aw, he deserves them.
I love that dog!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:58pm.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Lmao at the quote"
I like it too; I got it from the Encyclopedia Dramatica site. xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:58pm.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Lmao at the quote
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they call him stains because he never cleans his sheets after bedding his bitches
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YAY Stains!
There is a wonderful youtube video of Stains going through the cupcake drive-through on his website! LOL!!
http://www.hypnodog.com/
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
STAINS knows his cupcakes, he is a cute one. Glad he got some. :)
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There you go Stains you've earned every decadent morsel.... You are the Head Slut...well, next to Spaghetti Cat....the 2 of you are my Sonny and Cher...I got you Babe!
Submitted by LunaChick on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:51pm.
"This is on now (6:30 p.m.) if you're in the Easter Time Zone."
Is that earlier or later than the Christmas Time Zone?
I'm on Easter Island, smartass.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:51pm.
"This is on now (6:30 p.m.) if you're in the Easter Time Zone."
Is that earlier or later than the Christmas Time Zone?
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:35pm.
I never noticed how fucking precious he was until I watched the clip.
I want him!
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Joel doesn't like you in that way.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
stains is adorable! so is joel!!
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Stains acceptance speech was touching and poignant. A real professional.
mike,
The HypnoToad sound would be the best ringtone ever.
Joel McHale, you rule! The Soup, Fashion Police, and Chelsea Lately and the countdown shows are the only thing I watch on E! Stains, I love you.
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"What don't you fucking understand"?
-Christian Bale
LMAO Madam s. and mike! I love me some HypnoToad.
I bet Stains leaves a nice skid mark after dem cupcakes.
I'm scared of Stains and his Jonathan Rhys Meyers
eyes.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:10pm.
I can't believe Stain's website is called HypnoDog! Which I'm assuming is a play on Futurama's HypnoToad which is awesome.
Blasphemy! Stains is no HypnoToad.
BTW, I would love to have the HypnoToad music as my ringtown.
Lol I saw the show: funny stuff. Joel is awesome
at last!
the original video was torturing me cause i figured his owners weren't giving him any more cupcakes because of that dumb bitch trainer. how cruel.
i am soo glad someone gave stains his do.