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umm...isn't the hair on madge's chin a sign of steroid use?

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I thought Lourdes inherited that shit from her dad, but guess again. If bitch leaves it on her daughter, she better be proud enough to wear it herself.

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"But I have been happily married for 42 years to the same man. And he's not the least bit threatened, you know, by the fact that I may be gay. And he knows I have a lot of friends." So Dolly's hub thinks she might be gay too???

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Hairy ass Vadge, soon she's gonna give Wah-keen a run for the beard.

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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.

Well no wonder - she's been hanging around with A-Roid who is in the process of getting busted for using steroids. She got the hairy face, he got the shriveled nuts.

If you look *closely*...they are small veins -purplish in colour, not exactly uncommon especially for one so pale.

Also, I bet Misha Barton will soon 'discover' the "wonders" of Proactive Solution or the Ab Flex home workout system or end up on Dancing with the stars

Sharon Stone = desperate (puhleez granny put those away)

Misha Barton = desperate (thought she was above FHM because she's a 'serious' actress)

Rose McHomewrecker = desperate (& coo coo & not as hot as she thinks she is)

Dolly can do no wrong!

i commented this afternoon and it is still not here. what gives. by the way, that is not madonna.

oh it's real, she has had lots of pics showing her fur since she was much younger (it's one of trademarks), now that she is menopausal it is really much heavier/darker. More than the hair, (hey, Mediterranean women cant help it) look at the plastic surgery proof, her ears are farther back and the slight scar is from the latest lift technique. She is ridiculous to wear her hair back like that, she has no clue some of us can see the truth about her procedures-no matter how much she denies it. Her jawline looks great tho, very taught.

Looks like Vadge is ready for that remake of "Trog" now. It's too bad Joan Crawford is dead and can't participate like she did in the original. I would pay real money to see Vadge square off with Joan.

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When someone is as obsessed with their looks as Vadge is I am surprised she has a hairy face.I think maybe they are not real.

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I know Madge is hairy but this surely must be photoshopped to make it worse, no?

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I can't stand Vadge, but I will express some sympathy on the hairiness, as I suffer too. I also wax that shit every month. If I had her money, I would have gotten laser hair removal a long time ago.

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She looks like she got hit in the face with a bat, or just had her wisdom teeth pulled. Whatever the hell is going on there, it isn't anything good.

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her skin is crying in pain!

When Madonna was asked how far the hair on her face went, she replied 'All the way to my dick'

People have been saying that her face is red from a chemical peel, I think it might be red from waxing. Chemical peels take more than a few days to heal. So I can't work out why she would have gotten a peel right before Oscar night. Think of Samantha from Sex & The City, that's what Queen Of Darkness (Madge) would have looked like.

You can tell from her upper lip that she has it waxed. And remember how hairy she was in that b&w pic. Hairy all over. She looks like she has had her side-burns waxed too. The pores/skin looks traumatised. And if Lourdes is anything to go by I'd say that Madge is super-duper hirshute in the facial region.

She looks like the woman/man from that Adam sandle's movie 50 First Dates

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*I think it's obvious by the old nudie pic of Vadge that surfaced recently that she's always been a rather hairy person. However, one would think that with all the money & time she spends on making herself look (what she perceives to be) good that she'd take a second or two to get rid of all that damned fur on her face. It's just like all these celebutards who you see out in sleeveless dress with giant balls of deodorant & 5 o'clock shadows under their underarms. I guess that's always been a pet peeve of mine, because I go to great pains when I'm wearing something sleeveless to make sure that I don't have hair & deodorant balls, & these bitches, who are supposed to be the gold standard of "perfection" are fucking oblivious to it. The strut around & pose with their braless torpedo titties & ridiculous-looking deodordant balls falling everywhere.

*Why is Mischa Barton still revelant? The only thing interesting about her is not her non-existent "sexiness", but the fact that she's a turning into a slow trainwreck.

*Johnny Depp & Christian Bale in the SAME FILM! I think I need to change my panties.

*Didn't bother with watching the Oscars & narcissistic, in-the-closet, sexy as hell Hugh Jackman flail around on the stage. I figured I'd just catch up on everything via D-listed! And I fucking hate, HATE Beyonce. I think she's given entirely too much undeserved credit.

*Rose McGowan used to be so beautiful in a goth/Sherilyn Finn sorta way, with the big beautiful eyes, porcelain skin, & curvy figure. Now she's gone & fucked up her face with plastic surgery & lost 30lbs, making herself look indistinguable from all the other Hollywood skanks.

If Vadge is gettin hairy like that it means two things: a) anorexia or b) steriods. Both make you get downy hair eveywhere.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

There is a lot of talent in Dolly Parton.

WARNING: If you're suffering from the stomach flu, do NOT enlarge Vadge's picture. *puke*

Barton has never been pretty. I would have probably watched that shit show she was on if SHE had not been on it.

Misha Barton had TO PAY FHM to be on the cover! She is a skanky pothead and talentless druggie!

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Honestly, I think Madonna's always been an extra hairy ho. And age makes you get hairy too...so the combo right there...

Miley Cyrus at the Oscars? No thank you. Did he label Jen A as Heidi Klum...???? And poor Jessica Biel - she used to be feminine. She's so hard and bitchy looking now.

I can't even look at those dresses. I know there's a good one in there but the overview is pretty damn dismal.

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I bet Vadge has that beard from *ahem* "fitness supplements". Her whoremoans must be all screwed up.

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i am stunned that anyone believes this is actually madonna. come on. it looks like a man. plus she has naturally dark hair so her neck hair and facial hair would be dark.

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:29pm.

Lady Beard from bulimia? Wow! No wonder I have to take the Schick to my face every day.

*starts to shave*

Just kidding! But I didn't know hairy faces meant bulimia. The second thing I have learned from here today.

*opens note pad, writes this revelation next to Cooter Dye entry*

Erm...menopause causes estrogen levels to fall which causes increased facial hair.

re: Madge...Menopause + Italian genes. Add to that her workout regiment, and yeah, this is actually pretty normal.

And Dolly is a national treasure. She's getting a lot of shit in the Towleroad comments from some uptight queens, but screw them. She's a genius and nice person to boot. You can't say either of those things about me so she's alright in my book.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:21pm.
Anorexia + steroids = lady beard
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u r absolutely right about this...

don't leave out bulimia though...in college, i used to know a girl that had her faced waxed...she wouldn't admit it, but it was well-known every time she would go to the bathroom that she was throwing up her food...i wasn't that close to her, but some friends called the parents to tell them, and they got pissed, told the friends to mind their own business, and hung up...i felt sorry for her when i found out the parents would rather maintain their public image than get their daughter help...they were fairly weatlthy and the last name was recognizable in the state

She and her hairy kid both need to be chained in the basement during the full moon.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:21pm.
Anorexia + steroids = lady beard

Hahahahaha, lady beard.

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Thats what happens when you fuck with roids douche bag! Probably starting to grow a set of nuts as well.

Anorexia + steroids = lady beard

Maybe her eyesight is already going and she just didn't notice it. The older you get, the less time you have to examine every part of your body.

She should work out less and spend more time at the beauty shop.

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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.

Roids in her vadge, right?

I loathe this woman!

Her skin has been stretched and prepped so tight from face lifts! Notice it was PLURAL!

Ew.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:57pm.
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I have problems LOL my curiousity gets the better of my judgement. usually poor at best anyhow.