Nicky Hilton Got Pushed On Her Pancake Ass!
Nicky Hilton getting pushed down + IHOP + A Citzen's Arrest + A transient = A fucking amazing story worth a standing ovation and a dick slap. Seriously, I want to get my lazy ass out of my chair and clappity clap for this hotness. I just wish Vivica Fox and her SLYCIC friends told us this would happen beforehand, so that we could set up seats, order a Rooty Tooty and cheer on the transient!
TMZ says that for some reason (*cough*coke pick-up*cough*) Nicky Hilton was outside of IHOP in West Hollywood at 5am when she got into an altercation with a "transient." The country's newest hero then pushed Nicky to the ground.
Surprisingly, Nicky's bony ass didn't break into a million pieces. Nicky got up and then pulled a citizen's arrest on his ass. The police showed up and the transient was arrested.
The only way this story could get hotter is if the transient turned out to be Dollhouse Dude. But I'm pretty sure the transient was a skinny baby or a scrappy kitten, because you have to be one weak ho to get arrested by Nicky Hilton. All you gotta do is clap your hands and the sound vibrations will send that bitch flying.
And I'm so fucking mad that Nicky Hilton got to scream "CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!" That shit was wasted on that skank.
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haha..I thought citizen's arrest was for serious shit, not bumping into someone
are you trying to tell me that when she said "citizen's arrest" he didn't knock her down again and walk away?
Nicky is wearing the same contacts that Stains the Dog wears....
Btw, she has naturally brown eyes. The bitch, not the dog.
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I like me some nicky...can she come out to play??
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I just hope that transient didn't catch anything from her...those Hiltons is nas-tay...
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:57pm.
She's lucky it was a transient; if it was a blogger she'd be dead.
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hahahahahahahaha...
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this is the most press this dog face has ever had...she should be glad some transient want to touch her to push her to the ground...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
"The only thing that would make this story better is if the guy had whipped his dick out and PISSED on her when was on the ground."
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You know damn well she's on the transient shit list now, you better watch your back Nicky! It's time for payback, transient style!
Nicky looks like her father and Parasite looks like her mother. Nicky is plainer but seems more grounded then her idiot sister.
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God she looks like a man. And Ann Coulter. Wait, same thing.
She has eyes like Stains the hypnodog
Oh yeah, I thin k Nicky should dye her hair back blonde. her eyes stick out way way too much for this color hair. Come on. She's a natural blonde and most of the time natural blondes don't look good with dark hair, especially with natural blue eyes. Here her eyes stick out so much you wonder if they are contacts but I know that she does have bright blue eyes, it's just they are extra POW here. Maybe she is high lol
Someone asked if britney changes her eye color, i've seen her do it for videos, her eyes are naturally like deer eyes, and brown.
This picture lets me know I like my dark grey eyes lol
Paris is sooo much better looking with brown eyes. I don't get why she is dumb enough to think she looks better with blue.
HA HA HA!!!! I'm LOVING it!! I think everyone in this country should each give a buck to that homeless guy for shoving that snotty entitled bitch to the ground! my only regret is that her herpes infected sister wasn't there to get the same treatment.
she looks like she's wearing an old pair of Marilyn Manson's semen-colored contacts
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Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:02pm.
Have you seen her w/o mascara? Blonde eyelashes and eyebrows. I mean, WHITE blonde. She looks like a gerbil without face paint.
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That's me too :( Hence I always wear mascara but have never found an eyebrow pencil/powder that doesn't give me the magnificent Chola effect boo.
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Sorry hon, dye your brows a light brown. Your hair stylist can do it:)
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She's gross and ugly as hell.
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We need the video footage of this altercation.
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She looks like Stains in this picture; it's her hypno dog stare.
MK- drug pickups/ munchies/ drunk hunger is the only reason anyone is at Ihop that early. I dont think I have been there for anything other reason than those.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
The only thing that would make this story better is if the guy had whipped his dick out and PISSED on her when was on the ground.
philly, nicky is only famous for being related to paris. it's actually a really sad existence, no wonder she blushed and ran out of your friend's store. i sorta feel sorry for her but not terribly so. nicky isn't a slut like paris, but they both look like anorexic giraffes. the legacy shall die hard, but nicky will probably start a family before paris ever does.
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She's lucky it was a transient; if it was a blogger she'd be dead.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Nicky has naturally blue eyes. Paris doesn't. They're also both short as hell without heels. Like, 5'5.
Bitch probably paid the bum to push her so she could get press. She's a nobody.
HAHA here's a related story.
One of my friends was at some clothing store on Sunset Blvd and Nicky came in. He asked her is she was famous or a model because she looked familiar. She turned red and looked at her feet and then ran out.
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Submitted by Candy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 3:36pm.
Why does she look like a charcter from the Evil Dead franchise?
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Good eye! I vote the dungeon witch from Army of Darkness
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I second that! I wonder if I can find a pictue?...
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Holy Shit! Yes that's her!! LMAO
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how imperial of her.
i was not aware that she was marie antoinette in disguise.
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IHOP on Santa Monica Blvd., Weho at 5 AM? Honey, that wasn't a transient, it was a tranny hooker!
How could such a rich bitch have anything but pity for a transient. She should have bought the guy breakfast or found him a doctor for his mental health condition.
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Is that her wax figure? Man, she is so ugly.
Submitted by Stick Stickly on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:03pm.
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That's what I was thinking. Maybe she was trying to cover her ass.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Dang, she looks like a department store mannequin. **shudder**
She has a ferret face.
Anyone who's at IHOP at 5am is not up to anything good.
How in hell was she able to pull a citizens arrest? Does she carry a gun and handcuffs all the time? Because if the transient was strong enough to push her to the ground I pretty much doubt she would have been able to hold that transient down until the police came...unless her body guards did that for her...if she has any that is...this might be a bullshit story planted by Nicky to get some press. That's all.
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Did anyone get that on video? Where the fuck were the paparazzi when we truly needed them, god I would of loved to be a roach on the wall of the outside building of that IHOP! This truly made my work day become a lil sweeter.
I'd pay to see the video of that smackdown.
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HaHaHaHaHahaha.....the era of the stupid, Ho, cunt, bitches with privilege is cumming to an end.
Ah, too bad it didn't happen to her far more annoying and much more skanky sister...
She has beady little eyes and they're close together. Ringing them all the way 'round with black eyeliner closes them in and makes them look even smaller. Make-up lesson of the day - only people with biggish eyes should do that
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IHOP is the worst and best place to go when you are stoned. Nothing is better than a belgian waffle. Every time I go stoned though there's a fucking obese family of 10 seated next to me with a daughter talking about her boyfriend in prison. Then there's a failed father with his young son talking shit about the son's mom. It's a fucking buzzkill.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:02pm.
Have you seen her w/o mascara? Blonde eyelashes and eyebrows. I mean, WHITE blonde. She looks like a gerbil without face paint.
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That's me too :( Hence I always wear mascara but have never found an eyebrow pencil/powder that doesn't give me the magnificent Chola effect boo.
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The only reason I would care is if she got her ass beat down by a hobo.
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me and my bf (cough cough DG) went to IHop a couple months ago, we had been talking about it for ages. IT SUCKED! I will never go back there again. and I was high too, LOL
and it still sucked!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:02pm.
You're so... so LIT-UR-AL.
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