Open Post: Hosted By COJO!!!!
Cojo was the belle of the ball last night! Or maybe he was the ball of the belle? BOTH! You know, during my drunk blogging rant last night, I said that the theme of the Oscars was anal beads. And look what is hanging between precious Cojo's voluptuous chichis: anal beads by Chanel! By the end of the night, those Chanel beady beads were having a prostate party in Cujo's culo. When he pulled them out, they were the colors of the rainbow. I'm pretty sure that's how Skittles are made.