The Oscars Just Weren't The Same
I don't even know how the Oscars could go on last night without the premiere seat filler in Hollywood bringing the poultry glamour to the audience? International supermodel and silver screen sensation Phoebe Price was not there! I'm not out of line when I say that they should have canceled the whole thing. The statues just weren't as sparkly or shiny, because PP was not holding it down in the audience. I blame St. Angie for this. That chicken hater knew she could not compete with PP's elegance and sophistication, so she got her fired. And Angie was afraid PP would steal her man. Men just can't refuse a firm pair of greasy cutlets. No, they can't.
Instead of gracing the Oscars, PP attended Popeye's Oscar party and cookout in Van Nuys. No, she went to JLove's Oscar party at the Abbey in West Hollywood. PP brought her mama je'e, Flora. They have matching organic cutlets! PP also brought out her raw chicken breasts out too! The Oscar bitches are fools! They could have had all of this.
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What is wrong with her tits is called a bad boob job! Looks like they mixed up the boob implants with the cheek implants and each got put in the wrong place!
PP can't even find a date for a party??? What a loser!
both her and her mother's faces look like variations of that SAW movie puppet...
Yes, too much cheek implants
Aw they had a losers Oscar party? For people who will never win an Oscar.
Submitted by Chicklet on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:56pm.
There's something strange about Phoebe's tits.
I think I saw that movie on FX last night.LOL
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
both her and her mother's faces look like variations of that SAW movie puppet...
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Submitted by Chicklet on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:56pm.
There's something strange about Phoebe's tits.
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Jesus Mother of Fuck! You're right. Check out thumbnail 6.
Must she strike that ridiculous front-on pose?
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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.
There's something strange about Phoebe's tits.
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Would someone PLEASE photoshop PP's nose to properly match her mother's??!! You know that is wht it is supposed to look like.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
Miss Boobala wasn't a seat warmer last night? Dang! Didn't look for her tho, was just looking for the Jen and Angie eye lock.
Question! How do you pronounce "je'e"?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
JLove's dress is unbelievably gorgeous (and very flattering) but once again she failed on the hair and just tucked up her ponytail. NOT GOOD ENOUGH
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Damn! I know Phoebe is a sorry bundle of insane but why are her breast implants each an entirely different size??
she looks like Joan Van Whatsherfuck whose face is slowly dying.
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she must have been self tanning and forgot to wash her hands.
Both very astute observations.
This is one weird looking broad.
Is she just happy to see us, or do pp's cutlets appear engorged?!
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Her face is purple and her body is brown - what's going on there then?! And her boobies look like one of each taken from two different women.
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PP got the nice UNEVEN orange spray-on goin' there.How fitting that she would be at J.Love's Party.
PeePee looks exceptionally gross this evening...
JloveHewie looks her age ~ 40!!!!! (NO... I refuse to believe she's only 30...)
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I feel like we dodged a bullet by not having to look at her fug-mug last night. Too much.
Is PP's dress made of paper clips? Did she spread astroglide all over her face? Those boobs look like they're getting out of control.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
snowy: they have 'ripples' around them lmao
Cheezus, forget the carpet matching the drapes, we don't even have the head matching the torso here! From one redhead to another, if you are dabbling in foundation, don't opt for the "liquid paper white" if you have freckles or have tanned up.
*Sigh* I expect more from our 'Hot babe of '08'. Or was it '07? Meh, whatever.
The feathery hat nicely complements the chicken-part face. Way to fowl Phoebe!
I think this is the worst I've seen PP look. And that's saying something. In the thumbnails she looks like Joan Van Whatsherfuck whose face is slowly dying.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
If that dress were longer, I'd think PP thought HBO's Deadwood was still on the air, and they were doing a casting call for hookers.
What kind of scaffolding did PP use to hike up her tittays like that? I need to know for a *friend*.
What the fuck is her purpose? please, anybody?
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kdracofan her boobs are mesmerizing, LOL
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
snowpiece on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:56am.
ewww her palms, she must have been self tanning and forgot to wash her hands.
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i noticed that...
Ahhhh, the one saving grace about the Oscars; it's INVITE ONLY YOU BITCHES!!!
No Paris Hilton, no Phoebe Price, no wanna be celeb gate crashers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
P.S. You can check her user history and see the headbands she bought on eBay.
I bought a dress from her on eBay (username xxhotbuys) and it came with pit stains. Not STAINS, so much as dried deodorant. And yes, I sniffed them... DIVINE!
PSL, I added her there too. Aren't her "photoshoots" absolute dynamite?
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PP looks fabulous! I especially love how she matched her fake tan on her hands with the rest of her skin... :)
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Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:03am.
Never been a fan of Down South, no offense to anyone who's from there, its just something about a Southern accent that makes me wanna take a jizz shot in the eye and let it burn for a few hours.
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Oh me too. And I actually have a southern accent so I irritate the living shit out of myself whenever I open my mouth.
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Sorry to hear that. =\
Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:03am.
Never been a fan of Down South, no offense to anyone who's from there, its just something about a Southern accent that makes me wanna take a jizz shot in the eye and let it burn for a few hours.
There's no such thing as A Southern accent. There are many, many variations.
i don't know which is nastier, PP's tits or JLove's ass.
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Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:03am.
Never been a fan of Down South, no offense to anyone who's from there, its just something about a Southern accent that makes me wanna take a jizz shot in the eye and let it burn for a few hours.
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Oh me too. And I actually have a southern accent so I irritate the living shit out of myself whenever I open my mouth.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Never been a fan of Down South, no offense to anyone who's from there, its just something about a Southern accent that makes me wanna take a jizz shot in the eye and let it burn for a few hours.
anyone else ever had that prob? when you get cum in your eyes & it burns like hell? or maybe its just me, I'm curious.
I thought for sure Jlove was going to go out in that cheap looking Holly Golightly ensemble she was trotting around that morning.
Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:51am.
I can't stand the way PP talks, her accent and the way she slurs her words, ugh.
Cancel any trips you may have planned to rural northern Alabammy.
ewww her palms, she must have been self tanning and forgot to wash her hands.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I don't llike PP, but I do love how that has a double meaning... PeePee... I'm cracking myself up here.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Sorry, MK, but I despise this pretentious, entitled twit.
ok but how does PP end up at Jluv's party???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I can't stand the way PP talks, her accent and the way she slurs her words, ugh.
JLove has an Oscar party? Try Emmy, honey.