Scientists Will Be Studying This Clip For Weeks

Submitted by YEYEY on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:37pm

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The EPIC FAIL is the double loss for Jolie & Pitt.

This was like the 5th award show and they won NOTHING. Atleast these other nominees won at other award shows. Mickey, Kate, Ann, Meryl, Penelope, all of them won some type of award. These two posers were shut out of everything. Nomination my ass! No one ever had intention on giving them an award. They were a ratings boost for each show. Maybe Jolie will finally go back to action films and stop with the dramas. She thought a Mighty Fart and Changeling would get her the Oscar. EPIC FAIL on her part!

Jen looked nervous presenting and it was not pretty. I think she even looked over a few times and majorly fucked up. SORRY. She should've smiled and looked confident like she is better off without them, this was her chance to do that. EPIC FAIL.

I thought she did really well. She seemed a little off but good for her and she looks muy caliente. I agree with Angie's jewelry. E was all over that like it was soooo hot. I thought it was tacky, then again, so is Angie. her face looked gorgeous though.

Jen looks great, glowing and happy, (and to compare her to AJ and don't say don't) Jen looks 30 and AJ looks like an old inked chick, hot if you're what 50. AJ was so stunning, what the heck happened so quickly?

Submitted by daisydaisy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 11:26pm.
It might be because true personality is written all over one's face. Therefore, cunty personality equals cunty face.

True. There are all those studies saying we give far more weight to body language than words--for a good reason.

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It might be because true personality is written all over one's face. Therefore, cunty personality equals cunty face.

Okay, aside from the bizarro comments, why does her face look so funny or different? Did she pluck her eyebrows differently? Why does her face look somehow different?

Submitted by cringe on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 6:33pm.

jen has a gorgeous open smile whist angie NEVER smiles with her eyes
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Exactly...Jen looks happy, which in turn makes her look beautiful, because her happiness radiates outward. Angie looks stone-faced and dead in the eyes in picture 4, especially. When I looked Angie, I honestly thought that if you put her next to a Madame Tussad wax figure, you probably would be hard up to tell the difference...
I bet Brad died a little inside when he saw how happy and young Jen looked, when he gazed over at the mother of his children and saw how frozen and old she looked...::ahem:: ROFL...Poor Angie, I guess raising that army of children has taken it's toll!

"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors

Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 12:39pm.

I don't know, I thought she looked great. Jen I mean. Angie looked like her smug-ass self.
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Yes! I think Jennifer looked SO pretty. It's the best I've seen her look in a while. She looked really happy and super stunning. I think Jen looked better then Angie to be honest. Angie looks miserable and stone-faced in the above pictures. Strange... :|

"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors

uh, newsflash... women, like men, AGE.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 8:22pm
Both these hos have shiny wrinkly faces..both fug as hell.Iron out those forehead wrinkles ladies you look like shit.

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:13pm.

"Also, notice how last time they blew off Seacrest, they both did it. This time Brad atleast responded even though he didn't stop."
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I find Seacrest irritating and fake, but by NOT talking to him, Angie appears immature, petulant and petty. Let it go already, whatever the deal is.

Both these hos have shiny wrinkly faces..both fug as hell.Iron out those forehead wrinkles ladies you look like shit.

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The McCanns Did It

I am not even going to speculate on what she does behind closed doors...I think she is mentally ill from what she does and says for public consumption. Brad looks dazed and confused.

wat up guys? i'm going to get something to eat...TTYL

Stu-Pitt actually looked happy for a change. Skankie, not so much. Can't WAIT for the break-up announcement.

She was spitting nails when she came home. Took a whole load of pills, drank a bottle of vodka, farted, passed out, came round, puked up and passed out again’

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That's great! Jane has become my favorite character in this triangle!! LOL.

Submitted by Angelica on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:25pm.
Just for shits and giggles:

Happy Brange:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=09&evt=angel...
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Those photos are like day and night! damn, she looks miserable. I think this fool was smiling last night because he was excited to finally see Jen up close (even though they didn't speak). I'm not saying he has any "in love" feelings for her - but I think he probably had some excitement about seeing her. They probably fought the entire ride there about Jen. Jolie's insecurity kicked in and he probably felt he didn't care enough to stroke her ego.

Also, notice how last time they blew off Seacrest , they both did it. This time Brad atleast responded even though he didn't stop. I think it was a F*ck you to Jolie. I bet he's tired of her attitude and feels like she's alienated him long enough from his friends and other Hollywood celebrities.

I really don't like all of this speculation about Jolie and her kids and pittbull and everything. I'm sorry, it's just not true. I can't stand her but come the fuck on.

Yes, she's a total media whore and yes, she looks like walking death half the time, and yes, she probably did all sorts of freaky shit to Brad to get him to be her little weenie boy, and yes, she's probably got emotional problems as is evidenced by the brother thing, the blood vials, the excessive tats, the cutting, and the kid collecting. But come the fuck on. Can't you tell a blatant bullshit rumor when you see one?
Be careful about the stuff you say - you start talking crazy talk like that and you appear as wacked out as a Loon.

ummm, i cant stand angelina. i think she is anorexic, a total bleeping bleep bitch, somewhat mental, to be sure.

but the things being said on here right now make us look as crazy as the brangeloonies.

so can we lay off?

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The McCanns Did It

jen has a gorgeous open smile whist angie NEVER smiles with her eyes

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:03pm.
Ring ring
‘Jen?’

Thanks for the entertainment.

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The only thing worse than public censure is public praise.

And Nippy - I've made many a documentary and factual programme on topics such as the Hillsborough disaster (and the possible cover up by the police and its coverage by The Sun newspaper); teenage murderers; paedophiles and their victims; guns, gang members and victims of street crime; alcoholics and addicts; nasty bullying stories; you name it I've researched it and mainly for BBC1 and 2. I know all about editorial policy, subjudicy, libel laws and what can and can't be said on the television. I have also worked with many a hard-working journo. So please don't come at me with your totally arrogant "I-know-everything-there-is-to-know-about-journalism" attitude before you consider that who you're dictating to may know something about it too (you dumb shit etc).

joe shmoe - absolutely, that's exactly what I've said, I've never claimed that its all true just that these are the things that are being said, I don't know exactly what is and isn't true and as I keep saying I'm keeping an entirely open mind on it.

devilgirl - no-one on ianundercover is alleging that she abuses her children. The thing about her stopping in a hotel to take a shower with Maddox and the sucking the kids fingers is just something another (very credible) poster on there is saying, its just her opinion about those stories, it most certainly isn't being said on that site.

nippy - why don't you go ever there and take it up with Ian again and challenge him then if you want to make your point. I've already seen him go through it once before and can't be arsed to look it up for the benefit of someone I don't even want to be talking to on the internet. I don't give a fuck about what you think or what you think of him, this is idle entertainment for me. And re: that "dumb shit" appellation, Oxford degree, career in television working with many a journo, yeah I'm so fucking dumb asshole.

Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:32pm.
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Thanks Nippy. And I repeat to Keane, I'm not underestimating the bombshells that do explode from gossip blogs or tabloids - I'm thinking of the Enquirer, which has actually broken some big stories. I worked briefly in the entertainment industry a long time ago, and even then the stories that used to surface about people I knew were ludicrous and often totally false, or what was more likely: there would be a grain of truth and wild embellishments. You know that saying..& I'm paraphrasing: "Truth is still putting on its boots while a rumour has traveled around the world" etc.,

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Bolloxology

Submitted by attitude on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:33pm.

Exactly. I see parents licking their fingers, swiping them on a kids face when they are full of food, and other such stuff, and I think it's gross too, but not abnormal.

Things with AJ/BP have gotten ridic.
There are some sickos in this world, but I don't believe that these people are that far gone.

@Angelica:

Totally read my mind. I'm working on that - that's a whole new set of skills right there...but I want them! LOL!

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:14pm.

I think the only thing that would make your av better was if it was animated. I laughed out loud when I saw it as is... if the octomommy's little babies were squirming around... *THUD* LOL!!

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Joe Shmoe said: I could go on there and produce the most outlandish story and I can guarantee you that within a day or so, someone would be repeating it as gospel truth.

Joe, thank you for stating this so well, and in a much less heated manner than I can right now. I get ticked off when people give any credibility to things that don't deserve serious consideration, and I lost my temper. Presenting gossip as anything other than wild speculation is deeply irresponsible. One reason I love MK so much is that he recognizes that the entire celebrity sphere is utterly ridiculous and fabricated to begin with. We all recognize(or at least, I wish we all recognize) that half this stuff is made up crap anyway.

Your points are all excellent, Joe.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:24pm.

My take is that Angelina is a freak, no doubt.
I don't believe, however, that she would moleste children. I am no fan of hers, but I just think that is a sick thing to say about a woman without proof. So she had her kids finger in her mouth (allegedly), there could be a few reasons for that, and they don't have to be sinister in nature.

@devilgirl - the kid in question allegedly had icecream on their finger. I have seen many parents do that, lick food of their kid's faces or hands. I think it is gross, but to compare it to sucking cock, just because its Angie is a bit much.

That horse sucking her titty is disturbing. It remnds me of the horse fucking that man in the ass while his friend guides the horse's dick in the right direction. I wonder if Angie made the horse do that after the photo shoot? For those who don't know what I'm talking about, look up the documentary named Zoo
蜘龍====================龍蜘

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:14pm.

It is fabulous!

You have a gift my dear!

Just for shits and giggles:

Happy Brange:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=09&evt=angel...

Over and done Brange:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30836/images/90222A1_PITT_B_B-GR_04.jpg

And add to me the list of people who think 'ol Ange is as crazy as the loons. I don't know exactly what she is into... BUT.. I'd sure love someone in the know to write a tell all someday!

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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West

My take is that Angelina is a freak, no doubt.
I don't believe, however, that she would moleste children. I am no fan of hers, but I just think that is a sick thing to say about a woman without proof. So she had her kids finger in her mouth (allegedly), there could be a few reasons for that, and they don't have to be sinister in nature.
I think she loves her kids, as well as a person with her personailty can love anything. I don't think that Brad Pitt would allow his children to be with a woman who was molesting them. I won't believe that. It's cruel, even if it is Angelin Jolie, to accuse someone of molesting their children when in fact a picture, if it even exists, is not proof of such a horrendous crime.

Eeee.. I couldn't watch that whole clip, it was too painful. I feel bad for her. I wouldn't want to be up there under their scrutiny.

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Bolloxology

Clearly as long as you and your friends protest the media's treatment of you, it must all be a conspiracy, huh? Not the truth, or anything.

BTW, Rolling Stone ain't going to publish a fabricated rebuttal in its own pages when it clearly has the ability to fact check its own damned records. Think about it.

And another thing: whenever you get an award like that, you get certification from the organization itself. As in, the paper to hang on your wall or a plaque. (And yes, I'm speaking from experience, you dumb shit.) When Ian Halperin produces the proof, I'll believe him and his equally vapid, journalism-challenged friends. He is a muckracking blogger, not a journalist. I have no problem with anyone being a muckracking blogger--just don't claim otherwise. Journalists and credible writers find and unveil EVIDENCE to back up their assertions.

Oh--and keeping an open mind doesn't mean you keep entertaining the words of liars, flat-earthers, and creationists.

Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:06pm.
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Keane, I'm with Nippy on this, and I'm not trying to be nasty, just objective.

Please, consider your source. Ian's site is a celebrity gossip blog. Its whole purpose is to produce the most prurient gossip possible that will attract readers. The fact that the husband of some friend's cousin saw this, or heard that basically means nothing. I could go on there and produce the most outlandish story and I can guarantee you that within a day or so, someone would be repeating it as gospel truth. I do believe that sometimes there are nuggets of truth in these wild stories but just as often it's wildly embellished BS.

I agree with some of the points you make - all I'm saying is, not everything on that site is the truth.

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Angie looks awesome in those old, wacky photos.

Thanks, Keane.

If this is made up, I don't think Ianundercover can get away with it. Those are some serious allegations there. If proven, Angelina can lose custody of her kids.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:40pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:15pm.

Love your avie. I thought it was too funny in the vid.

Is that your art work?

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This is my work, yes:)
I wonder if I can be a professional asshole one day...
it would be fun to get paid for it!

PS.

@lizzieb:

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lizzieb....

Thank you! Thank you! Loves it!

Thanks Nippy but we've already been through this one with Ian. The ever-charming "Karen Flatts" brought it up and Ian said that that article is totally false and was down to a journalist who didn't like him for whatever reason and was tryin to discredit him. He claims he did win that award, so I will keep opening my trap if that's ok with you fucker? I have never once said that 100% of what Ian is reporting or that I am relaying is true. I'm just saying that that's what is being said and I'm keeping an open mind. People challenge the veracity of what he's reporting and he comes straight back at them and says his sources are solid. He also says when people are trying to dupe him with stories which he checks out and finds out to be false. He comes across as a fairly upfront guy. But you and anyone can think what you like, but don't be telling me not to do my research for opening my trap babe cos I've been there and done that. Thanks fucking awfully.

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:03pm.

I always enjoy your Jen and Jane calls! LOL!

Well, bottom line is...
I truly believe that Angelina Jolie is mentally ill, but I really don't know what the hell she is into. Just her public persona is evidence enough. I also believe that Brad Pitt is in a mess way over his head, and doesn't know whether to shit or go blind, so he drinks instead.

Last night was NOT a portrait of a happy couple.

I also think that Jennifer Aniston is over his ass, and she did the best she could under the circumstances last night. I will be nervous under the best of conditions...but I would have folded under the glare and derisive sneer of Vampira.

@Keane: Do your research before you open your trap, Keane. Ian Halperin is a well-known fabricator and has been caught out in his lies many times.

Rolling Stone has point blank accused Halperin of making enormously exaggerated claims about him winning a big investigative award from them. This award is his primary "credential" that he touts in every book, every bio, and on his own website. Turns out he happened to be at a school that got a student award--he never received an award himself. They have repeatedly stated that he is resume padding and using RS's name in a way that is deceptive. Here's one example.

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/12/22/biographer-cl...

Rolling Stone did some digging today and determined that many of Halperin’s other assertions don’t hold up. The first line of Halperin’s biography reads “Ian Halperin is also a former winner of the Rolling Stone magazine Award for Investigative Journalism.” This came as news to us, so we looked in our own archives and discovered this claim has been greatly exaggerated: He did win an RS honor, but it was the College Journalism Award in 1985 and it was split among the staff at Concordia University’s student newspaper in Montreal.

attitude - no I don't sorry, I tried to find it by image googling AJ sucking children's hands but those search terms didn't come up with it. Its a poster called Kate who I've already mentioned who keeps talking about it. She says its gross, she's sucking her kids hands like she's giving head. I'll ask her and get back to you.

Ring ring

‘Jen?’

‘Janie, well, go on, how did I do?’

‘Honey as far as I am concerned you did great. A little nervous maybe but fine. That dress was lovely it reminded me of *sobs*’

‘What?’

‘Your wedding dress! I’m sorry but you looked like a lovely princess next to that gothic witch’

‘Ah now, it was all a long time ago’

‘In bloody Hollywood years. In my day a relationship that lasted only four years was new! And, I am going stab the next fucking journalist that says Brad has 6 kids. He has three- do you think Sexto-Mom is going to let him get his hands on the non blobs? Not bloody likely. The only good thing I can say about the fetid, dank wench is there’s always a knife about when you need it. And when you don’t come to think of it. She gone right off her rocker now you know’

‘Uh huh’

‘She thought she’s win the Oscar’

‘She never did’

‘ I know. Catch a hint bat breath, you lost everything apart from ‘Woman most likely to inspire IVF fraud’ and that JJ bollocks but no, she thought she would win. She laughed like a fucking drain while you were on, muttering her speech under her breath’

‘Oh yeah, John said she was saying something odd’

‘Well, it was her list of thanks. Get this, she was going to say she thanked her adopted children for surviving for her, the birth ones for sharing so generously (like a bloody baby has a clue) and her mother for birthing her and her brother. Brad didn’t get a mention but some random solider in Iraq was going to get the Oscar. Or was it a horse?. I forget now. She was spitting nails when she came home. Took a whole load of pills, drank a bottle of vodka, farted, passed out, came round, puked up and passed out again’

‘What did Brad say?’

‘Believe it or not he said, mom she’s upset and an artist. Bollocks. Did Liz Taylor puke her ring? Well actually, maybe on occasion. I’m sure there was no farting though. Debbie Reynolds then- see her farting like a bison an calling her husband a no balled eunuch? Don’t think so. He’s totally bamboozled and cunt struck Jen, no other word for it much as I hate to use such words in front of a lady’

‘oh dear. How did Brad take losing?

‘He wouldn’t let on but he was relieved. If he got a gong and the bitch troll didn’t, his scrotum would be getting stitched on her next black dress. He just kept murmuring that it was an honour to be nominated and trying to get her to look at her fan sites. An Oscar means fuck all when your testicles are about to replace the Emeralds in her ears’

‘Oh dear. shall we go shopping soon?’

‘Sure. Bye for now’

‘bye’

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My opinion is the dislike of Angelina will make people believe anything negative about her, ridiculous or not.
I don't love her, I don't hate her. She's just there.
whatever, I have to go now.

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You're still the one, I want to talk to in bed
Still the one, that turns my head
We're still having fun, and you're still the one
- Orleans "Still The One"