Scientists Will Be Studying This Clip For Weeks
Scientists from around the world will be taking a break from finding the cure for cancer and other stuff, so that they can devote all their time to studying the clip from last night's Oscars of Jennifer Aniston and St. Angie's showdown! Okay, maybe scientists won't be studying this mess, but you know every entertainment show and celebrity will bring in "body language" experts to dissect this from top to bottom.
Jenny presented Best Cartoon Movie with Jack Black and the camera panned to Brangie twice. St. Angie came prepared, because she had her game face on. Her fake ass smile said "awwwww," but her eyes said, "Fail, bitch. Fail!" Jenny was up there like a lamb brought to slaughter. She should have hot boxed in the parking lot, because bitch was like OctoMom without her IVF fix.
And it's not in the clip above, but when Aniston opened the envelope, she murdered that thing. I almost thought she was going to throw it on the ground and start stomping on it while screaming, "You are so uncool! Uncool you are!" You know whose smug mug Jenny was picturing on that envelope.
Here's some pictures of them last night. Did Ring Pop make St. Angie's jewelry? That shit looks like it's melon flavor.