Sunday, February 22nd 2009
HAHAHAHA!
It looks like Kim Zolciak's website fell off the damn tightrope. If you put your ear to the window, you can hear NeNe screaming, "Now who is the low budget bitch?!" Seriously, Bravo needs to officially change the title to The Really Broke Houswives of Atlanta, because these hos can't pay their bills!
I mean, couldn't Kim shake out her kitchen ass wig. There has to be a few confederate coins, Jimmy Hoffa's wallet and the master key to DeShawn's lock jaw hiding up in there. Some of that shit has to be worth something. And if it's not, it's time for her road kill wig to stop laying around and get a damn job! Kim's mangy dog wig can star in a remake of Benji.
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I love how the webmaster is calling her out on it. Instead of the website just going dark, they've decided to keep it up, but announce that she's not paying her bills. Love it!
that bitches wig has a life of her own I bet you now that big poppa isnt around anymore she doesnt even know how to pay her own bills
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in these trying economic times, kim had a choice of purchasing some glue for her hair or paying for her website...we all know what she chose...
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I suppose I could do a show called:
"The Really Broke Chick of Manhattan who Can't Pay Her Rent, And She's Not Even Married."
I guess that's too long a line for Bravo.
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Ok, that's pathetic. You can get a page like this for free. Is she just that vain? And, well,...stoopit? Yeesh.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 4:14pm.
What would happen if you buried a handicapped dog in the Pet Cemetery?
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You mean, like Heather Mills?
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Your webby must really hate you when they post shit like that.
Sheeps and Rigatoni..
I think is also a publicity stunt to generate traffic to her site....that Jaxson guy goes to great lengths to create fake news for his clients.. some examples are.. The Cheetah girl stolen laptop/nude pics, Kim Kardashian buying engagement rings, Michael Lohan's so called affair with Kim Zolciac (which nobody believed, etc etc
And then when he gets fired from his clients... he throws them under the bus! just ask Addriane Bailon or read this article:
http://defamer.gawker.com/5084496/meet-jonathan-jaxson-americas-worst-disney-nudie+pic-crisis-manager
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:35pm.
RigaToni and Raniya: Most publicists for stars with careers work on a percentage. But M-Lohan and Zolciak may not make enough to interest a publicist on commission. So he might be charging them a flat monthly fee, which they couldn't pay.
What would happen if you buried a handicapped dog in the Pet Cemetery?
oh.
In breaking news, I just ran out of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies!!!! =[
Gotta love a man who loves his dog! ;)
Kim's mangy dog wig can star in a remake of Benji.
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I was thinking maybe "Pet Cemetery."
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 2:09pm.
"I recently had a rental failure of payment. I'm now facing failure of occupancy."
Thanks to you and Grape for kind words but I was just joking about the website notice's "failure of payment," which sounded awkward.
The check is in the mail! I sent it 3 days ago. Maybe I forgot to put a stamp on the envelope.
this is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. I really need to get a life!
Submitted by Sheeps: "I recently had a rental failure of payment. I'm now facing failure of occupancy."
Hear ya. Usually the landlords are willing to work something out because vacancies suck for landlords, no? A bird in the hand and all that...
I can't hate on this bitch for not paying her bills. THings have gotten pretty tight here in the Hekki household, too. Told Mr. Hekki to start taking his beer bottles in for deposit to defray the cost of his cigarettes. His little habits are costing us $17 per day. When I'm searching under the sofa cushions for subway fare, that is NOT COOL.
Well then it's even more obviously some kind of publicity stunt.
Awww, is someone lacking for attention?
When I first scrolled past that, I read it as "Kimzilla."
Submitted by RigaToni on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:26pm.
Nice, because I'm sneaky like that I checked the page source and the designer of the template (simple though it is) is Johnathan Jaxson at "www.edgeproductionsllc.com" which, surprise surprise, doesn't work.
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VERY interesting!
I went a bit further, check this out! this guy is more interesting than whats her name.
http://www.mahalo.com/Jonathan_Jaxson
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People, this is a publicity stunt, obviously.
That site is hosted on Blogger. Blogger is FREE!
You can't get shut down for nonpayment on a free site!
Maybe she didn't pay her "webmaster," but speaking as a web person who's had to shut sites down for nonpayment, you usually don't see all the content still up like that! I'd take it all down or put up an interim page -- but not leave the site up!
Yeah, this is a stunt. And not a good one.
Submitted by hexe on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:38pm.
OMG, I love Best Friends! I don't have anything listed for them now (not alot of eBay time lately) but I normally use eBay's Giving Works to list with Best Friends getting 100% of the proceeds.
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priceless
Hell, even Stains the dog can pay the bill for his website, AND he also donates some of the money he gets from the sale of his T-shirts and stuff to Best Friends Animal Shelter in Utah...
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RigaToni and Raniya: Most publicists for stars with careers work on a percentage. But M-Lohan and Zolciak may not make enough to interest a publicist on commission. So he might be charging them a flat monthly fee, which they couldn't pay.
Maybe she could make some money out of cancer?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and now she can go to some corner and fulfill her destiny as a low cost hooker.
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Can't she ask Big Poppa or whomever is her Pimp of the Week to pay her bills?
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Nice, because I'm sneaky like that I checked the page source and the designer of the template (simple though it is) is Johnathan Jaxson at "www.edgeproductionsllc.com" which, surprise surprise, doesn't work.
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To answer the question, hosting is cheap, blog software (open source stuff ) is free, but the designer who made her fancy Kim template and set her up on spec (I'm guessing) is shutting her down.
I did this once... I'm a web dev myself and I shut down an event's site 2 weeks before the event... effers promised payment after they got some sponsorship funds and declared they didn't get what they bargained for. They got a big blue screen and an apology to the public for having to suspend it(I picked a pukey blue, too). I'd worked with them before but the new wave of management effed everything up. They had to close down the next year too because one of the organizers embezzled 30% of the gate take!
Karma rules.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:15pm.
Know any good hurricane jokes? How is a hurricane like a marriage? That sort of thing?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:16pm.
I see that she is scheduled to attend a rally on March 4th, if you all will send me the money, I will hand deliver it in person to her.
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She'll get down on her knees to thank you.
I see that she is scheduled to attend a rally on March 4th, if you all will send me the money, I will hand deliver it in person to her.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 1:08pm.
I recently had a rental failure of payment. I'm now facing failure of occupancy.
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heehee...sorry to laugh at your misery, sheeps...been there...it was a storage facility though...ended up hurricane katrina came about 3 months later and claimed all of my stuff for me
I love how she gives a warning/do not buy list of her "Favorite Makeup".
hmmm the same happened to Michael Lohan's blog. They are both represented by that Jonathan Jaxson publicist (the one that had the nasty conversations with Perez, and faked out the stolen laptop for the Cheetah Girl).
He also wrote that Michael Lohan didn't pay for 3 months and that's why he was shutting down his site...
who knows maybe Kim Wig is cutting relationships with him too.
On her slutsite she claims, "NeNe and I have reconciled, we've talked about everything, we're great friends...."
FAIL!
Hahahahaha! I love this comment under the non-payment post:
Why can't Kim afford to pay for her blog? It's not like she's spending the money on hair care!!
February 22, 2009 2:34 AM
Ouch!
Um, I think someone hacked her page because they typically don't keep the HTML coding up like that when its taken down. I could be wrong though.
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I recently had a rental failure of payment. I'm now facing failure of occupancy.
Bless all their hearts.
Bravo's gonna have to call it "The Real Housewives of some Trailer Park in Duluth" now...
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You will all be happy to know that she went to Fashion Week. WTF? They will let anyone go to that shit won't they.
Her favorite blush is Armani #10.
Huh? Yet the site is still up, and it's a blog page... aren't those free? Maybe I just don't understand.
Wait, wasn't she supposed to be canoodling with Joe Francis? Surely he could afford to front her a few bucks. Unless he spent it all trying not to get ass-raped in the pokey.