Only In America
This is why we need to keep freon away from our children. Inhaling massive amounts of freon produces fuckery like this. Actually, the word fuckery doesn't even begin to describe this mess.
20-year-old Eddie McCrazy of Estero, Florida is soooo obsessed in the brains about reality mega whore Megan (Rock of Love, Charm School, I Love Money, Trophy Wife) that he got a tattoo of her pancake face and retarded chihuahua (her words) on his arm. A few minutes after Eddie got this tattoo, his crotch started itching, his no-no started leaking smegma and he had a rash on his taint. Infected by The Megan!
You know, I figured this dude just got the tattoo so he could lick her tittays whenever he wanted, but after investigating his MySpace, I found out he dances on my team. This OctoMommy crazy.
But seriously, this doesn't make my idea of getting a "DJ Lady Tribe drank a buttery nipple shot out of my asshole" tattoo on my ass cheek seem so bad.
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PLEASE stop talking about Megan. I got pinkeye and a yeast infection just from reading this post!
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thanks korupsi! and mytwocents i probably should have had vodka, sheesh haha
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another crazy one from Florida....
I love that the roots are part of this work of art.
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LMAO, trailer "art" seems to be the up and coming thang! (NOT)
"Piggly Wiggly" comes to mind.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Ok, this is definitly MK's arm. "Eddie McCrazy"? Come on now. Maybe Pheobe Price is on the other arm? Just joking.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Taint = taint asshole, taint dick. Seriously MK take a hot toddy and a few advil and lay down for a while. I don't want to see you get sued by one of these ho's you be raggin' on.
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
This bitch is getting her own show on VH1 soon. I'm sure this is to get through the audtion process even though I'm sure he has no money. Maybe he didn't read the fine print. She's a gold digging hooker.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Oh for Twinkie's sake. This woman has the appeal and personality of moldy dryer lint.
I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site **** WealthyRomances com *** where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.
I have four tattoos (but want more). All of mine are easily concealed or revealed by clothing, depending on where I am and how I choose to dress for the occasion. So I get a bit annoyed when online discussions devolve into tattoo attacks.
Having said that, some tattoos ARE stupid.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
I'm not sure if there's a connection, but Michael K and Anderson Cooper were spotted last night line-dancing together at Oil Can Harry's in Studio City.
Hello, new postage?!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
i know it drives you crazy when i pretend you don't exist - morphine
^teh secks
KONICHIWA, BITCH!
MK's looking at his screen going: Fuck off, all you bitches! You're insatiable! Ahm Tahred! Cantcha give a bitch one Saturday morning!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
i got banned on another phorum last night because ov it. the eph key doesn't work either!!!
hey slutts!!!! my cat tipped over hot hoolte on my laptop nd now the aa nd c nd some other letters only work spordiclly.
GDIT!!!!
I bet he DID hook up with Phelps and accidently killed him by putting a plastic bag over his butterface instead of a paper one.
Maybe MK got lucky and hooked up with Phelps last night. Toking and nacho-ing can take a real toll on the body.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
MK, where arrrrrrrrrrrrre yoooooooooou? I'm tired of looking at this skanky tattoo.
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"The dead have arisen, and they're voting Republican!" - Homer J. Simpson
I love that the roots are part of this work of art
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
MK is too busy smoking a bowl and dipping into his Mother's cookies stash to get rid of his hangover.
*yawns, scratches ass*
Where is MK???
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
A new post would be nice.
It is 10:30, after all...
I have one word for that:
STUPID.
http://www.artbybillie.net
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 10:19am.
Hey, I checked out his page and... Holy Shit. I remember seeing that chick in Guitar World's Holiday 2009 guitar guide and thinking what a skank she was. I had never seen her before, but she looked like an STD vector for sure. Anybody who would idolize her to that extent should be barred from voting forever.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I take that back. Her body looks pretty good. But her face has, just...too many markings...like her dog. Ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 10:18am.
Yes, I'm going to Hell.
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Well, it's not like you won't have company:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
He might as well got a picture of a nasty ass coochie with genital warts all over it cuz thats what this Megan ho really represents.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 10:15am.
If he's so into reality stars, he should get a Verne Troyer tat on the other arm. It could be a 1:1 scale life size rendering.
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Did you not go to his MySpace. He is ONLY into her. Fucking weirdo. LOL!
Oooo- I woke up with a potty mouth today. I have cramps. Hopefully, I can get them under control before I have to deal with children.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Hi angel. Actually the tat is a reinterpretation of the Last Supper. It also features Aubrey O'Day and Marissa Miller. Adriana playing the role of Jesus, of course. Yes, I'm going to Hell.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
PS@everyone: Octomommy's looking goooooood...Now if Warner Bros would just stop owning every cool song I like for this vid - that would be fuckign great: FUCK YOU, WMG!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 10:13am.
:)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
If he's so into reality stars, he should get a Verne Troyer tat on the other arm. It could be a 1:1 scale life size rendering.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 10:12am.
OMG. That must have been done by the same artist who did my Adriana Lima tattoo. Mine's prettier.
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Ha. What is that a picture of? Your Adriana Lima underoos?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
*flying smooch*@MyTwoCents:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
OMG. That must have been done by the same artist who did my Adriana Lima tattoo. Mine's prettier.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 10:01am.
*driveby love attack*
Hey angle! ... and nighty night!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I'm no expert either, but I'd have to agree with KT, I think it looks like shit. You know what? I don't even think that's a tattoo. It looks like airbrushing.
I can understand why you'd be jelly, MK. Something - maybe it's your abuelita - always drags you back to base normal...or near it, anyway...this guy has no such limit.
I LOVE U EDDIE :) ♥
LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Is it me or did anyone notice that she does not look like the Rock of Love chick,but she looks like Jewel the country singer? LOLLLLLLLL
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:25am.
Why would someone want this irrelevant cunt branded on their arm for all eternity?
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because he was high on ganja/prozac.
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Why would someone want this irrelevant cunt branded on their arm for all eternity?
Submitted by KT on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:06am.
I thought you were going to say 2 bottles of vodka! That says far too much about me!
Hang in there with the job hunting though, something will turn up and you'll know when it's the right thing to go for. Best of luck!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
great tattoos, KT!
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i haven't committed a crime.
what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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oh the top of my foot and around the ankle was awful! i wanted to scream! i went through 2 bottles of water during the time the tattoo artist took, i was all nervous haha and thank you, its not that easy to find a job now but i'm just looking around, & if i can't find anything all i can do is wait.
and i remember seeing the patrick swayze one on here lol that image just popped in my head!
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Submitted by KT on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 7:12am.
oh and i LOVE your icon with MK and PP hahahaha
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Why fank you! It's no hooker tattoo, but...
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
KT, they're great tattoos!
Unlike this wretched schlub. Honestly, how high/drunk was he at the time?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by KT on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 7:10am.
The top of my foot is supposed to be the most sensitive place for a tatt, I hear. Ya silly kid!
Best of luck with the job hunt. LOVE that your mum said exactly what all good mum's would. I hope you rolled your eyes when she said that, like all kids should! lol! But the watch should definitely do the trick.
I'll keep thinking on whether to tatt up meself... but now that I've seen the Patrick Swayze unicorn chippendale I'm worried that I might get that one! Scary.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
you forgot all about her first reality show BEAUTY AND THE GEEK. and unfortunatley this chik has also been in playboy.
i am ashamed!!!