Tell Me Something I Don't Know
When this picture of the two possum pussies known as Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus came out in Vanity Fair, whores (including me) gave the side-eye, because they looked a little toooo close. It's sprinkled with just a bit of "Incest is a game a whole family play" flavor.
In her new memoir Miles to Go (BARF), 16-year-old Miley addressed the H8RS who think her relationship with her daddy is filed under: Creepy McCreepster. Oh and yeah, Miley has a fucking memoir out. No, it's not in TXT form. No, it's not just an article in Highlights. It's an actual book being released in stores. Mr. Barnes and Mr. Nobles are weeping in their graves.
Miley writes (I need proof she can actually do that), "The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter. For me and my dad it's not weird at all. we don't let other people tell us what expressions we're supposed to have on our faces when we take a picture together!"
The dumb bitch when on to whine that people who make fun of her are "so full of anger, hatred and bitterness."
How did Miley get a hold of my medical records?! Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. I already know that! But I'd rather be full of those things than caca, chitterlings and Bill Ray's........... Okay, okay, I'll stop right fucking there.
And here's some pap pictures of Miley and her little sister at their house. No, I don't think her sister is in an open-eyed coma. She's just motherfucking miserable! Can you blame her?
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Damn!! Little sis is really ugly! Looks like a rat.
Agreed, there is something 'Fairly Odd Parents' about this pic.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 4:27pm.
I have a daughter who is the same way...loves Disney...all the High School Musical stuff. It could be a lot worse when you think about it.
Part child that doesn't want to let go.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
More importantly, why is a 16 year old writing a MEMOIR? She hasn't even begun to live yet; what's she got to write about? I smell Disney in this, as a way to promote her newest album or another puke generating concert tour...
Miley's weave threw up all over the floor in those photos with her little sister.
WOW! His hands are HUGEEEEEEEEEEE.
Eww. I'm not even gonna touch on the rest of my train wreck of thought process.
I'll admit I watched lizzie mcguire years ago but that was it.
My niece is 19, and still watches Disney. I don't get it, but I guess it's not that uncommon. She has no shortage of friends and has way more than i'll ever have lol. But she's stuck on disney stuff and even has a demi lovato song on her myspace. I don't get it.
When I first saw that Annie Lebowitz spread i thought "do I smell incest burning?".
Eww, seeing those two always makes me feel icky...
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I don't think that pic is that creepy, but I know as a 15 year old I would be nowhere near my dad's crotch. But that's just me.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Lil sis probably didn't want all that weird sibling affection in the first place. I should know, me and my brothers barely hug or anything, even when we were younger. We had a little competition going on with parental attention so affection between ourselves was virtually an enigma. As for Miley and her daddy, they're just doing that shit for the publicity. That's all that Miley should really say in her stupid memoir. I can't believe a 16 year old has a memoir...of what exactly? She's only lived 16 fuckin years!!!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hm...Miley has a lot of miles and more to go...sounds zecksay
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Why is that talentless chipmunk famous & writing a memoir? Her book will be 5 pages long tops.
The little chick is shedding.
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Looks like cat or dog hair.
Ummm what's with all the hair on the floor?
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Now the ranting bitch chat:
He's the father of a teen girl with a Soul Patch that is sort of creepy. While a Soul Patch is sexxay on a boyfriend type it has a Creep Factor when you have a teenage daughter. I dunno. That pic is sort of too comfy for my taste. Too attached to Daddy for her age. Aren't teenagers supposed to be creeped out by their parents? Think they're out of touch, old, stupid?
And what does she know? She's lived such a long experienced life that if she lived in fucked up surroundings she would think it was 'normal'. It's not until she's older and has her first nervous breakdown that she'll see ...
Duh.
For the peeps without kids who watch the Disney Channel, Miley has a new Hannah Montana movie coming out in April. It looks like Hannah gets in a bitch fight with Tyra in the big city. Her career stumbles so she's forced to return to TN (with Billy Ray) to rediscover her roots and who she is. She meets an improbably cute local boy who shows her the ropes, so to speak. Hilarity and heartbreak ensue. She's then conflicted between her glamorous career and the simple rural life.
No matter how hard Miley tries to make the photo op with lil sis work, there is no love there.
'Leave meh in a giant hole wit sum hungray chipmunks already cuz dis bitch iz killin meh'.
Why do I get the vibe that Billy is the type of dad who stays hours in the little girls bra and underwear section of Walmart trying to figure out if pink or red thongs looks good on his daughter's ass??
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Now Billy, Spread yer kegs and Miley, Lay on yer Daddys Crotch......Now make Love to the camera you two, make love to the camera.....
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Morning, sluts!
I might as well get my hatred and bitterness out of the way. What does Miley have to write about? That stupid show she's on? There's a paragraph. Next?
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 7:24am.
Billy Ray seems to have a white wife beater under his black wife beater!!
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That's his bra.
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Billy Ray seems to have a white wife beater under his black wife beater!!
Someone tell that HillBilly that the layering is so out!
Her bellybutton has vanished.
Disturbing. Hard to say what's worse, the 'who's your daddy?' pose or the blank eyed, slack jawed kid in the Kayne West glasses.
Edited to add: that's some wallpaper- a blind man on a galloping horse would bolt at that.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Why are some people so dead set on making their children famous? History shows that being a child star does not necessarily make you a happy adult, on the contrary. And this picture does give off a strange vibe. I cannot imagine any woman finding this guy even remotely attractive, because he's looking more teenage girlish than his daughter.
Wow, it looks like her little sis has already started tearing some of her hair out in that last thumbnail.
Hm, a dubious looking picture of daughter and daddy indeed. I've been diagnosed with a bad case of haterade myself. It's just like Tourette's Syndrome and causes me to roll my eyes uncontrollably and suck my teeth when soggy, mealy-mouthed, horse-toofed celebs think us commoners are bitter and jaloux, because we think their shit does in fact stink something awful.
Oh and speaking of rank shit, MK, I prefer sayin' Chitlin's myself. ;-)
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I am more appalled that Billy Ray has some fugs for kids. Not one of them are good looking. Not that Billy Ray is Leonardo DiCaprio but he's not as bad as his kids.
Every time I see either one of these two assholes, I can't help but think of the words "possum pie." And "possum pussy".
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Billy Ray keeps his paycheck close to him at all times.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 11:12pm.
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Thanks, TITS--- a lot of times the link that I posted can't handle the bigger files.
Unlike myself. :)
Submitted by Thyme Warp on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 11:07pm.
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Well spotted, Detective Thyme Warp! Someone needs to check her weave and bust out the vacuum.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:25pm.
Bambam, sorry to butt in,
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Oh he LIKES a butt in.
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Little sister looks a little drugged to me...
And my fine attention to detail spotted ratty ass hair all over Miley's incestuous carpet.
The picture of Billy Ray and Miley has a 'couple vibe' to it, imo.
As in, they look to me like one of those sappy couples who go to outdoor concerts in the park and lie on a blanket, and bring wine and glasses and cheese with in a picnic basket....then later they disappear off into some bushes.
the cyrus' need to lay off the incest for a generation or two...from the looks of miley and her little sister, the family gene pool looks cloudy...that is not a good thing...
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Miley Cyrus is tryna leave home.
So far, her parents won't let her but she says she'll be out by 18. Because it's so hard living at home with her parents. She has a hard life. Poor thing.
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IIRC, this isn't the "creepy" photo. Isn't there another one where it's even more incesty-looking.
The picture of pedo-dad is not as creepy as all that nasty hair hanging out on the ground. Ew. WTF??
"open-eyed coma"! MK ya KILL me! :D
I love being filled with anger, hate and bitterness.
This pic isn't really that bad as long as he not going to spread some butt lotion on her ass.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 9:29pm.
Hey Slutts!
My family is very affectionate too, but something was "off" to me about the pic.
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Maybe it's all the bare skin...or maybe it's that my father was much older looking and that outfit would have looked ridiculous on him, even more than it does on Billy Ray (damn, how I hated typing out his name).
Cheers, drama!! Catch you later. xox
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Thanks IG, I had to stop and reload. BamBam let me know if you still can't get your avie to work.
damn I just noticed the size of his hand...wtf
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Hey Slutts!
My family is very affectionate too, but something was "off" to me about the pic.
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