Drunkblogging The Oscars!
It's that time of year again where the skanks of Hollywood squeeze their egos into sparkly satin and we all make fun of their stupid asses while getting tanked. Weeeeee! And I'll be here this Sunday starting at 8pm easy coast time, so that we can all hold hands and feel the torture together. It's going to be a million hours of non-stop ass fuckery (hosted by Hugh Jackman, naturally), so bring a comfortable dildo.
I feel like we need some kind of drinking game. How about we drink one McNuggetini every time St. Angie Jo makes a cuntface and whoever gets rushed to the emergency room last WINS! Yay!
Click here to refresh your ass on who is nominated this year. SPOILER ALERT: Brangelina lose again. AHAHAHAHA!
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