Friday, February 20th 2009
La Lucci Shows Those Young Whores How It's Done
The grand dame of everything, Susan Lucci, made the young skanks weep at themselves as she strolled the beaches of the Island of Money (aka St. Barts) with her big daddy husband today. Bitch is 62! La Lucci has the crotch of a toddler, the skin of a fetus and the breasts of a sperm!
One of the things on my cum bucket list is to get slapped by Erica Kane just once. And hopefully, she'll wear that 80s bikini while doing it.
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there comes a point in life where one has to admit one is getting old and it's time to stop with the bikinis and trying to compete with the 20 somethings.
I heard she's a size 0.
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Does anyone know where she gets her virgin blood from? I'd like to pick up a case or fifty.
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She's had work done, but she must have gone to Sophia Loren's surgeon. It looks fantastic.
I love Susan Lucci, but I will forever think of her in terms of sperm breasts. Thanks MK.
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Yup, yup, yup...La Lucci still got it!! Sure she's had work done, but it's damn good work & she doesn't look like so many of these other hollywood hags!
**4th Generation FAITHFULL fan of All My Children right here, holllllaaaa!**
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
Rotisserie chicken and a gnarly old goat. That goodness he kept his nastiness covered up on the beach.
That said, kudos to them for being married forever. that's awesome.
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Looks good coming, better going!!Love her!
Couldn't Candy Spelling, afford to house Octomom and Spawn?
She looks like a fat Calista Flockhart.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
psl - ok, probably true, but at least she aint 62 with the body of a 30 year old.
*looks at Demi Moore*
The back looks better than the front and that is a very "good thing"!
Susan Lucci will always be the Queen of the soaps.
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
M.E., don't fool yourself hon. She's had plenty of work done, but it is GOOD work, and not to the extreme.
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Don't you want to dance with me?
Baby can you handle me?
- Destiny's Child "Bootylicious"
And this is what you look like at 62 minus lipo, knee lifts, etc.
I think she looks great for her age.
La Lucci is like Robin Strasser on OLTL: she gets way hotter the older she gets.
In addition, my dream is to be slapped by Erica Kane as well.. and Kendall too, maybe even Greenlee as well.. Hell why not throw Opal in there!
Plastic surgery can be a girl's best friend!
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Wow!!! She looks awesome!!!!
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amazing. She looks the same (and not the scary way) for 20 years now. She's also cool as Hell.
Jesus Christ.
Vadge, this is how it is done.
she looks great! If I see one "eeeuuwww, look at her cellulite", I will scream. she is 62!!!!
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Don't you want to dance with me?
Baby can you handle me?
- Destiny's Child "Bootylicious"
She's kind-of skinny, but looks pretty well preserved for her age.
You go girl!
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Douchechill!
Why do skinny memaws have really loose skin? It's kinda nasty! I'd actually prefer if she had more meat on her so it all wouldn't look so loose!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Hell yeah, Susan Lucci rocks it where ever she goes! She is an icon and the Queen of Daytime Television. I swear if she has had work done, her surgeon is Jesus, because nothing about her looks fake or plastic. Work it LaLuch! You are fierce!