Friday, February 20th 2009
La Lucci Shows Those Young Whores How It's Done
The grand dame of everything, Susan Lucci, made the young skanks weep at themselves as she strolled the beaches of the Island of Money (aka St. Barts) with her big daddy husband today. Bitch is 62! La Lucci has the crotch of a toddler, the skin of a fetus and the breasts of a sperm!
One of the things on my cum bucket list is to get slapped by Erica Kane just once. And hopefully, she'll wear that 80s bikini while doing it.
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HOLY SHITE, I know 20 year olds that dont look like that, she's got an incredible body and she's like what pushing 80 (LOL)...whatever age, she's looking amazing, puts us younger woman to shame, some of us, Im sure not all of you, Im sure lots of you look wonderful. But GOD DAMN Ericka Kane, you look Mahhhvelous...I envy you. Keep up with the DWTS work out tape, they do a body good.
Of course there has to be haters on here, if that bitch/whore can wear a bikini, fuck it, let her...she looks fanfuckintastic, stop hating and stop w.the dress age appropriate, she's on fucking vacation. God I've never seen such a bunch of catty, jealous women before. I always will compliment a woman no matter what, if she looks good, she looks good, you cant take that from her no matter how much you hate. You're just making yourself feel like shit for hating so much.
Go on and worry about your own bodies and lives. God some of you are actually fucking sickening.
FREAK OF NATURE!
Lucci looks incredible for ANY age and I'd love to see her lined up next to 10 other 62 year old women, how about a few 25 year old women as well, and compare the difference. This isn't all surgery, she is muscular so must have a great trainer as well as great genes. Her skin is fantastic. It must be nice to have money.
I AM JEALOUS!
She looks good for her age, but come on, the bathing suit is completely inappropriate and wrong for her. Look, some people have bodies that look better clothed. She should have worn a one piece with a sarong.
she looks great.
Her proportions are like a BRATZ doll..gigantor head and a little body.
Her legs look like chicken skin.
But she still looks better than some people younger than her.
She's a bobbleheaded 62 year-old whose face is now 30 because of the wretched plastic surgery she's had.
She should try to look more like the granmda she is. Put on an age-appropriate bathing suit and she'd look sexy.
This is just, blech.
You remember that movie Mac and Me? Yeah, she looks like the daddy alien.
She looks alot better than some young girls who think they look hot...
On another cranky note: Just never understood what was so special about her. She is so candy sweet (in real life) that it makes me barf cotton candy and liquid bubble gum..gag.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:56pm.
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I am a dumb ass--- I got the part about having a few pounds on, but totally misunderstood when you said the thing about no rhythm. I thought, "Who is she talking about?" Then I remembered the dancing thing and it all came flooding back to me. *pours another drink to forget*
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"Without bring rude, anything is more romantic when eaten with your fingers. Except for soup. That's just foolish."
Gross .. she looks all used up and beat. That's why they make one piece bathing suits .. they do still make those, please tell me they do?
Submitted by Alix:"I'm not hatin' on her knees. It's just that when you've nipped and tucked everything else in sight, those parts of the body that are still au naturel are going to appear old and saggy in comparison"
Exactly. I mean, she looks fine for her age. But she's not fooling anyone.
Ick! I am not impressed... I dont care if she is 62 & skinny, wear a freakin one piece & maybe even throw on an ankle length cover up while you're at it!! Her skin is still wrinkly, crepe-like & old looking. Thankfully she got the tummy tuck & boob implants, that helps. Just because you are slim does not automatically mean you will look good in a bikini!!!
IG: She needs to wear a one-piece. IMO, this is not cute. If she were overweight, we'd be all screaming about her fat body. So, I'm personally grossed out at being exposed by her sagging skin. ust reminds me of a very vain woman who thinks no matter what, the sandard of beauty is staying at a size 0. Also, although I liked her as an actress, she sucked major balls on DWTS and was embarassingly stiff and rhythmless.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I get what Miss Thang is saying...it's true, she'd look less wrinkly if she put on a few.
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
La Lucci is La Grosso, give me a Helen Mirren in a bikini any day over this Micro-home-dermabrased elderly Bratz Doll.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:35pm.
I hate those tops on older ladies. It just seems to make them look even older...I prefer a one strap...it's kind of girlish...
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white knee-socks and pleated catholic school skirts again eh?
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"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:35pm.
I hate those tops on older ladies. It just seems to make them look even older...I prefer a one strap...it's kind of girlish...
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white knee-socks and pleated catholic school skirts again eh?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:44pm.
Wow, she would look a lot better if she gained 10-15 pounds, hell even 20. How is sagging skin even remotely cute!! No rhythm-having bitch!!!
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Huh?
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"Without bring rude, anything is more romantic when eaten with your fingers. Except for soup. That's just foolish."
Wow, she would look a lot better if she gained 10-15 pounds, hell even 20. How is sagging skin even remotely cute!! No rhythm-having bitch!!!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
@Princess: You're right...Women are so bitchy and competitive about other women's beauty it's sad. And the whole Photoshop culture has created expectations that no real person can live up to. Men are smart enough to see beauty in women who aren't Photoshop-perfect. Even with Playboy out there, men seem to be able to differentiate between fake and real in a way that women who read Vogue cannot.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:38pm.
La Lucci aside, though, there is no love in the world for one-piece swimsuits, which I cannot understand.
And in other news, apparently RiRi isn't talking because the cops have asked her not to.
Susan Lucci is NOT Phyllis Diller's daughter!
snopes.com
Submitted by Alix on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:27pm.
I'm not hatin' on her knees. It's just that when you've nipped and tucked everything else in sight, those parts of the body that are still au naturel are going to appear old and saggy in comparison. Sure, she can wear a bikini. She can also wear mini skirts and crop tops, too, and swap outfits with Britney Spears, but it'd be a bit sad. Like old guys who wear Speedos. Thank God her husband spared us that! (Doesn't Zsa Zsa's hubby usually treat us to an eyeful every once in a while?)
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I think mini's and crop tops are a bit differet. She's wearing a bikini, at a beach- seems pretty logical to me.
i immediately went for the ass shot to see if there was sagging and shit...it's not as terrifying as i expected it would be and la lucci certainly looks better than some of these 20 year skanks...considering many things, i think she looks pretty darn good...
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Submitted by Nippy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:32pm.
I always hate the phrase "looks good for her age"--these chicks look good at any age. As every man I know tells me, women have no clue about what a beautiful woman looks like.
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I agree. I think women are far too critical of eachother. I don't get it, I would think you would be happy for someone that was taking caring of themselves and looking great. It's that jealousy thing that seems to get in many women's way of being nice, thoughtful human beings.
I hate those tops on older ladies. It just seems to make them look even older...I prefer a one strap...it's kind of girlish...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Submitted by Im a Princess on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:27pm.
I'm not hatin' on her knees. It's just that when you've nipped and tucked everything else in sight, those parts of the body that are still au naturel are going to appear old and saggy in comparison. Sure, she can wear a bikini. She can also wear mini skirts and crop tops, too, and swap outfits with Britney Spears, but it'd be a bit sad. Like old guys who wear Speedos. Thank God her husband spared us that! (Doesn't Zsa Zsa's hubby usually treat us to an eyeful every once in a while?)
I always hate the phrase "looks good for her age"--these chicks look good at any age. As every man I know tells me, women have no clue about what a beautiful woman looks like.
I haev looked at the ass picture several times, trying to locate the so-called cellulite some of you are saing she has- um, I don't see anything. Are y'all seeing something I am not cuz her ass looks fine to me.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:18pm.
To each his own. That saggy droopy skin doesn't look amazing to me and neither does that wrinkly saggy bikini bottom ass.
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To each his own. Exactly. Yet you're the one who said she shouldn't wear a bikini because of her age.
I'm kind of bummed. I love AMC and I always seem to think every part of her is perky. Now that image is tarnished. I'm not saying she doesn't look great for her age ... she does. I just can't get past the knees and the ass. You know she works out hard and everyone at that age has cellulite but I'd rather not have seen it. The bikini at her age is a little much but her tummy still looks decent so I guess go for it.
Submitted by Alix on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:21pm.
She literally looks like a little doll. One with flabby knees, but a little doll. But no matter how tightly the rest of her is pulled, I do think it is a little sad when older people still act like they're trying to compete with people in their 20s. Oddly, when I see pix of Helen Mirren in a bikini I don't get this feeling -- maybe because she hasn't been so carefully hoisted into place and preserved. And seriously, is there a law against one-piece swimsuits that I'm unaware of? You never, ever see any celebrity wear one.
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And why should she have to wear one...all that covers is the midsection and hers looks just fine! I RARELY see pics of her, esp like this. I'm pretty sure she has the right to vacation and wear a bikini while doing it. She's 62, not 90! And looks damn good. Y'all are just some jealous haters making fun of her knees. Mean.
I wish I could hate on ANOTHER person frolicking on the beach at St. Bart's, but I can't. Susan Lucci is flawless for her age, (and most others!).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:12pm.
Can't she botox her knee folds?!
And is that a outty belly button, GROSS
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Submitted by Nippy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:18pm.
Nooooo, she's still a baby. She's only 50.
50's the new 40.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
She literally looks like a little doll. One with flabby knees, but a little doll. But no matter how tightly the rest of her is pulled, I do think it is a little sad when older people still act like they're trying to compete with people in their 20s. Oddly, when I see pix of Helen Mirren in a bikini I don't get this feeling -- maybe because she hasn't been so carefully hoisted into place and preserved. And seriously, is there a law against one-piece swimsuits that I'm unaware of? You never, ever see any celebrity wear one.
Um, skin is supposed to get lose as you get older. It's called aging!!
I think she looks fucking awesome. Better than a lot of bitcher half her age.
She rocks!
Susan Lucci does work out and I think really tries to take care of herself. Sure, she's had work done, but whoever did it, did a damn good job & she's wearing it well. Some other women could take a few lessons from her on how it's done. You also never read anything disgusting or scandalous about her.
Not that I really care anymore but this ain't something I wanna see. Some pap once took bikini pics of Helen Mirren in a much less flattering angle. Susan looks good at her age but you know that's not what they were looking for. I crushed on Ms. Lucci as a teenager and I crush on Ms. Mirren now. Perfect examples of aging beauty. Why ruin the fantasy? Always trying to tear everything down, y'know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
The other woman in the Aging Gorgeously (Who Cares About Surgery if It's Fantastic) Hall of Fame is Jennifer Tilly.
Submitted by Leandra on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:14pm.
How exactly is she trying to compete with the 20somethings????? It looks like not "admitting one is getting old" is working out just fine for her because she looks amazing.
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To each his own. That saggy droopy skin doesn't look amazing to me and neither does that wrinkly saggy bikini bottom ass.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:12pm.
That's the least clothing I've seen her wear since that scene where she was coming out of the tub in The Shining.
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now THAT's funny!!!!ROTFLMAO
Sixty fucken two????? That Bitch!!!!!
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 5:07pm.
there comes a point in life where one has to admit one is getting old and it's time to stop with the bikinis and trying to compete with the 20 somethings.
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How exactly is she trying to compete with the 20somethings????? It looks like not "admitting one is getting old" is working out just fine for her because she looks amazing.
That's the least clothing I've seen her wear since that scene where she was coming out of the tub in The Shining.
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Even when I can spot old-age flabbiness, I have to accept that old lady looks pretty damn good for 62. Obviously she's riding the Demi Moore School of Eternal Youth & Beauty bus, but she looks much better than anyone I know who's her age and younger.
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Can't she botox her knee folds?!
And is that a outty belly button, GROSS
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That's the body of a woman that works out DAILY. Probably has done for 25 odd years.
I don't watch her soap, but Susan is one hot Dame.
Yeah, but she's only 5'2" or something. She's teeny in general.
Her knee skin is slowly drifting to her ankles.