Friday, February 20th 2009
La Lucci Shows Those Young Whores How It's Done
The grand dame of everything, Susan Lucci, made the young skanks weep at themselves as she strolled the beaches of the Island of Money (aka St. Barts) with her big daddy husband today. Bitch is 62! La Lucci has the crotch of a toddler, the skin of a fetus and the breasts of a sperm!
One of the things on my cum bucket list is to get slapped by Erica Kane just once. And hopefully, she'll wear that 80s bikini while doing it.
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She needs a one-piece.
What's up with all the moaners on here? She looks dayum good and hells yeah, the woman has had surgery! But I'll tell ya she's done it right... She obviously picked the right surgeon and didn't stretch her skin to it's limits or botox herself into oblivion like some celebs tend to do. That said, it's obviously not all surgery, but some hellagood genes too, peeps. And all the pastey talk... Ugh! Who gives a shit?
So what if Lucci's all "Death-Becomes-Her?" She looks a hell of a lot better than some of the half-baked Hollywood 20-somethings, and does it without having to go out and buy herself some imported, pre-pubescent arm candy too!
On All My Children she wore so much make-up that she looked young, but then you'd look at her neck and you'd instantly realize that she's pretty old. She looks pretty good in the bikini, but honestly the loose skin around her thighs would go away if she had 10-15 lbs on her.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
She is an old lady and has an old lady's body. No amount of plastic surgery can hide the fact that she's 110 years old. I mean, look at the skinny, atrophic legs and chest, the bulging granny tummy, the wrinkled legs. BARF. I'm sorry, old lady body is just NOT sexy.
she looks great and should show her knees ffs! she's at the beach!! honestly us women crucify ourselves!
She looks like those Siberian women they used to trot out in those Dannon yogurt commercials. "Olga is 112, doesn't she look great, and Svetlana
is 108 and still herds the goats."
No, Susie doesn't look great, she looks like she has alternately starved herself and undergone surgery, starving, surgery, starving, surgery, and now look how I've fooled Mother Nature and don't I look ready for Spring Break?
I think Ms. Lucci looks fantastic!!!! Who cares if she has had plastic surgery. I think I see a tummy tuck scar but who cares. You guys wants to bag on some old bag that wears a bikini, go bag on that Donatella freak. She looked absolutely hideous.
someone needs to tell susan that she's not in her 20's anymore.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
putas, thatw as my point. I don't see anything wrong with her body.
And a one piece wouldn't cover up the "sagging knees" some people are all so upset about.
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R U kidding? She looks gross. Look at the loose skin on her thighs. Not to be mean. I guess for her age she looks good but not better than a 20 year old. She's pasty as shit too. Yikes.
Do you think every person that wears a bikini has a perfect, young toned body? Ummmmm try going to a waterpark or a public pool in any given town and city on a hot summer day...You'll see fat rolls, stretch marks, beer guts, moobs and everything in between on display.
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AND those are the people that should invest in a freakin' mirror before leaving the house (and try looking in it)!!! There is NO excuse for rolls of fat to be hanging out of a bikini! They make one piece bathing suits for a reason.
I think she looks great. However, if she put on about 10-15 lbs. she'd look even better.
Haters! Who cares if she is wearing bikini? I don't know what rock some of you have been living under, but I see bodies that look 50x worse that are 40 years younger. Do you tape your eyes shut when you go to an amusement park and see fat, hairy backs, and stomach rolls? Yeah, she has had surgery, still she obviously does other things to take care of herself. Surgery can't fix it all...I think her bikini is age appropriate, who other than a 60 year old is going to wear that crap anyway?
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 11:01am.
The diff is she's in an industry where success is foremost a matter of one's appearance. (It sure ain't her acting skills.) She needs to try out one of those vintage onesies I see on the right banner when I turn off my ad-blocker.
How can anyone say she looks good for her age? She's had almost as much plastic surgery as Joan Rivers and most likely tummy tucks, breast implants. The best you can say for her is that she's thin.
Show me a grandma her age that has had no work done and I'll say wow, she looks good for her age.
Susan Lucci looks only as good her her last plastic surgery.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 11:01am.
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Bottom of the slide water park wedgies are totally humiliating though.
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People who are complaining about Susan Lucci wearing a bikini obviously don't get out much. Do you think every person that wears a bikini has a perfect, young toned body? Ummmmm try going to a waterpark or a public pool in any given town and city on a hot summer day...You'll see fat rolls, stretch marks, beer guts, moobs and everything in between on display. But you know what? WHO THE FUCK CARES? These people obviously don't give a rat's ass, their goal in life I'm sure is not to entice you sexually.
Stop masturbating to Girls Gone Wild Tapes in your mom's basement and get a life.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
"Submitted by Funeral Guy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:16pm.
For God's sake. Get a one piece bathing suit. That said, I'd still hit it. Because I am The Funeral Guy."
OMG I LOVE "Phantasm"......"Booooooyyyyy...."
She looks good for 62 but yeah she's had work done...hell let her wear a bikini, I see teenagers at the beach who are fat and/or cellulite-riddled as hell in bikinis! She looks better.
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Well I think she looks great. I want to look like her when I am her age, definitely.
is it just me, or her body looks half-creased? her right side, to be exact.
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Of course there has to be haters on here, if that bitch/whore can wear a bikini, fuck it, let her...she looks fanfuckintastic, stop hating and stop w.the dress age appropriate, she's on fucking vacation. God I've never seen such a bunch of catty, jealous women before. I always will compliment a woman no matter what, if she looks good, she looks good, you cant take that from her no matter how much you hate. You're just making yourself feel like shit for hating so much.
Go on and worry about your own bodies and lives. God some of you are actually fucking sickening.
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Why are we haters? because we're pointing out the obvious? Some of us are NOT trying to be mean -we're being honest. You're blind if you can't see the sagging knees, cellulite, fake boobs and smooth belly but wrinkly legs. She's had surgery, she's not a youngster anymore,and frankly she seems like she's in a bit of denial about her age. I love "Erica Kane" - I'm just bummed that the image is ruined for good. It sucks for her that everyone can now see what she really looks like under clothing. Catty and jealous? maybe some but not all. I'm not gonna pat someone on the back for being 62 and looking like this when they've apparently had work done to make them look this way. Her face has been lifted - you can tell by her wrinkly neck that the face and neck don't match in years. Just sayin'.
A beach cover-up to her knees would be the answer.
Her figure looks so strange, doesnt she look like a Mummy?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 2:01am.
Her production of greenhouse gases is the reason I blame Madonna for global warming, despite the fact that she supports the rainforest between her legs.
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I blame Madonna for the Victoria bushfires too... even IF she's doing her part for bush regeneration.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:58am.
Her production of greenhouse gases is the reason I blame Madonna for global warming, despite the fact that she supports the rainforest between her legs.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:57am.
but which direction are they headed?
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*American Psycho flashback*
I need a bucket.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:51am.
Looks good? She's so old, her vagina has mice. The next time they describe her as Smokin' will be during the cremation.
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Hehe. Does plastic smoke? I think Meltin' might be a more likely description.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:51am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:47am.
Looks good? She's so old, her vagina has mice.
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but which direction are they headed?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 10:43pm.
Tigerlill, when I read your posts I feel like I'm being told off then patted on the head with just a hint of claw.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:47am.
Looks good? She's so old, her vagina has mice. The next time they describe her as Smokin' will be during the cremation.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
For 62 she looks pretty good, I guess... but it's bothering me that she has a body like a half pressed shirt (some bits smooth, some bits wrinkly).
Methinks she's had a few *cough*A LOT*cough* of procedures done. All in all, not bad.
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Submitted by lizardo911 on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:35am.
The next outfit she wears will be a body bag, so she should enjoy it while she can.
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What is with her belly button? It doesn't even look like she has one. Is that from having a tummy tuck? And she has such wide-ass hips that it looks really weird. She has major cellulite going on down those thighs... I don't think she looks good. She would look better in a one-piece with a little sarong wrapped around her waist to cover up her nasty thighs.
Her Swedish half is showing.
For God's sake. Get a one piece bathing suit. That said, I'd still hit it. Because I am The Funeral Guy.
Erica you are the best. :)
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Team Lucci! Helen Mirrin is grannified x 10 in the face and HM's bod is O.K. for a 45 year old who lapsed on her ab work the last few months. Yeah, HM's body looks amazing for 60 something, but she should have put a little of that plastic surgery/ growth hormone money towards her memaw mug rather than her bod (oh don't be naive).
Lucci, on the other hand, spread the surgery out, and considering her age, she don't look grannified anywhere.
Shit, this woman is old enough to be Pamela Anderson's MOTHER, and does she look that much worse? FUCK NO! Rock it, Susie!
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 8:23pm.
What? That's Susan Lucci? I thought Angelina and her father have finally mended fences.
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LMFAO!!! but really folks ... this here's a 60+ yr old lady...come on - give the old girl a break! ROCK ON ERICA KANE!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Um...no..cover that sag up.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks like a corpse. I think she should have worn a one piece and would have looked better. Grow old gracefully, it doesn't cost much.
Sorry - Helen Mirren kicks Lucci's flabby ass. No contest.
Psl- What cellulite? :) I can't see any and from behind no saddlebags. AMAZING. And it's not a trash cut out suit with gold what the fucks all over it, etc. She looks good. I like that she is still with the same papa je' too, good for them. Enduring marriage in that industry is unheard of.
You know she looks better without the soap opera clown makeup they put on her too. Much younger.
She looks AMAZING! I am officially a jelly h8r of some Lucciness! *pounding shots of Haterade*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she is NOT phyllis diller's daughter....she's always looked amazing albeit she's always been too thin and frail looking.....
What? That's Susan Lucci? I thought Angelina and her father have finally mended fences.
There's gotta be a fucking slipknot on her person that the plastic surgeon will undo & pull up every couple of months or so.
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Well, she looks unnatural, but at least not in a Vivaca Fox kinda way.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
She is pulled tighter than a snare drum from the neck up. From the waist down, she looks her age. I am with the other poster that said they would have rather not seen this spectacle. These photographs have ruined my illusion of her as a timeless beauty. Now I realize that she has been nipped, tucked and implanted within an inch of her life, from her head down to her feet. Her stomach and legs are gross, in my opinion. She should dress more age appropriately. Shorts and a tank top with a wide brimmed hat would be more fitting for granny Lucci's day at the beach.
She had to have sold her soul to the devil for those looks. Go Susan!
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