Thanks For The Visual, Mickey
Mickey Rourke's face may look like a Michael Myers' mask marinated in boric acid and then charbroiled over an open flame, but he's the first one to admit that. Mickey said his face got all jacked up from boxing and the plastic surgeon he went to butchered it even more.
Mickey said, "Most of it was to mend the mess of my face because of the boxing, but I went to the wrong guy to put my face back together. I had my nose broken twice. I had five operations on my nose and one on a smashed cheekbone. I had to have cartilage taken from my ear to rebuild my nose and a couple of operations to scrape out the cartilage because the scar tissue wasn't healing properly. That was one of the most painful operations, but the worst was hemorrhoids."
I will never forgive Mickey for the last part of that last sentence. It's bad enough that his face already looks like a puss-filled roid sprinkled with curry powder, but now I'm picturing what an actual Rourke roid looks like. That shit probably looks like an over-microwaved piece of gristle covered in La Victoria chunky hot sauce and garnished with pork rind bits. The devil made me do it. And then for some reason I imagine him sticking a roid needle in his actual roid....and then... I think I'm going to blackout.
While I go and find some smelling salts, look at these pictures of Mickey Rourke arriving at LAX yesterday. Rourke's roid... Not today!
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I'm gonna be a little JIM and Charles Manson of DListed here:
IV'E HAD TONS OF ACCIDENTS TO MY FACE BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM BEING REALLY PRETTY.
SO YOU BRACES WEARING BITCHES NEED TO KNOW WHO WOULD BE THE BEAUTY IN THE YEAR 1800. WOULD BE ME. NATURALLY.
What is he doing in this pic?
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:59am.
I think it's a fair comparison, style wise.
DC had better music. oh oh oh OOOH the israelites!
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Sold! And trudat on the DC soundtrack!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:53am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:48am.
Madam ex? Are you related to Madam S, long lost sisters perhaps... separated at birth maybe...?
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She's the adult, after hours version.
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That's it? That's all you gots punk?
pfffffffft bzzzt
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:53am.
I think it's a fair comparison, style wise.
DC had better music. oh oh oh OOOH the israelites!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:47am.
Yes that was a very good movie. Felt kinda crappy after watching it, but it was good in a drugstore cowboy way.
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Did someone say drugstore cowboy? I take people's critiques with a grain of salt usually... but since you put it like that imma gonna see it!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 1:48am.
Madam ex? Are you related to Madam S, long lost sisters perhaps... separated at birth maybe...?
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She's the adult, after hours version.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Madam ex? Are you related to Madam S, long lost sisters perhaps... separated at birth maybe...?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 4:43pm.
ABSOLUTELY, he totally deserves it!!!! What Im really disturbed by is that "The Wrestler" wasn't up for Best Movie.....That is so fucked up. It deserved to be one of the nominees. Fuck some of those others that made it. Wrestler needed to be up there. I hope the Producer and Director win for it anyway....plus Mickey of course.
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Yes that was a very good movie. Felt kinda crappy after watching it, but it was good in a drugstore cowboy way.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
No. Not the boxing, aged simpleton. It was clearly the surgery and botox. You boxed 8 times, over a 4 year period, against 3rd rate boxers who barely made a career for themselves in the boxing world.
FUCK.Pass the smelling salts this way!!His hemerhoids probably look like a giant piece of beef jerky that sat in a bathtub too long and got all pruney. I know he jerks his roid off until it cums puss. YuCK!! I'm all dizzy from writing that. smelling salts please!
Estrogen a-poppin!
He did used to box, I remember, but he sucked at it! I can't help but feel bad for anyone who's getting plastic surgery to actually fix a problem, and it goes wrong. That's sad! he was just trying to look like his normal self, not younger! He should find a good plastic surgeon to fix the bad surgery if he can!
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I love and lust him...he will always be a hottie to me.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
So being the crazy stalker fiend with time to waste that I am(not my fault! no class on Fridays. I went and googled older pics of Mickey Rourke. He actually used to be a hott piece.
Shame
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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So being the crazy stalker fiend with time to waste that I am(not my fault! no class on Fridays. I went and googled older pics of Mickey Rourke. He actually used to be a hott piece.
Shame
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Submitted by texannewlywed on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 2:58pm.
*barfing over the visual as well*
I'm rooting for Mickey's Oscar bid. The Wrestler was A W E S O M E!
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ABSOLUTELY, he totally deserves it!!!! What Im really disturbed by is that "The Wrestler" wasn't up for Best Movie.....That is so fucked up. It deserved to be one of the nominees. Fuck some of those others that made it. Wrestler needed to be up there. I hope the Producer and Director win for it anyway....plus Mickey of course.
I really hope he wins on Sunday, he so deserves this, plus he lost Loki on Friday, I know he's going to break down on his acceptance speech about his baby, he had that baby for 18 years.
PRAYS & HOLDS HANDS TOGETHER, please dear lord or whoever is in charge, let my dogs live that long, especially my little baby Shihtzu, who is 5 yo already, I cant imagine how empty my life would be, it seems I dont remember my life before Harley entered into it. Plus I have 2 other dogs (Pitbulls, both rescues) and I know they dont live as long as small dogs and they're still young, but larger dogs get ailments that smaller dogs dont, but god please let them live long without any major physical illnesses....My animals are my life, I have no children, never wanted any. But my family consists of my 3 dogs/3 cats and my lover.
Plus I do animal rescue work 7 days a week as a non paying job but a very very rewarding and bittersweet job that I will do until the day I die.
PLEASE DONT BUY WHILE ANIMALS IN SHELTERS DIE EVERYDAY BY THE 100's AND THATS JUST IN NYC....AROUND THE WORLD THEY DIE BY THE THOUSANDS DAILY!!! ITS SO NOT FAIR, SO DONT THINK THAT CUTE LIL PUPPY IN A PET STORE WAS BRED BY RESPONSIBLE BREEDERS, IT CAME FROM A PUPPY MILL AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS PLEASE GOOGLE IT AND SEE THE HORROR OF THESE POOR LITTLE DOGS THAT ARE SUBJECT TO LIVES LIKE THIS FROM THE DAY THEY ENTER THE WORLD!!!!
R.I.P. Loki-to (it was a boy, yes?)
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
He said in an interview he has waited 8 years for Carre Otis to come back. My ovaries welled up and bursted. No wonder he has done all that shit to his face, what else can you do while you're waiting.
I really felt sad for him though.
edit: oh i actually stopped to read the post and, i want to believe his reasons for the surgeries and only because he was such a pretty boy before, but look at other boxers, they have had long careers getting their asses pounded to the ground and they still pretty much look as they did before. So stop lying Mickey.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Boxing?
What the fuck EVER.
That face screams home-grown, meth crackery concoctions!!
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I would forgive Mick for his face if he had a really big package and pulled my hair.....
If you're an actor, and your face is your living -..why take up boxing ? you know you're going to get your face pummeled.. Unless you're 100% positive you don't want to be on the big screen anymore, and you just don't give a fuck what you look like. I'm just curious.
thanks mickey for sharing...
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I've broken bones...torn ligaments...and gone to work through both of them.There is no pain like hemorrhoids that need operating on.*feeling awkward*
*barfing over the visual as well*
I'm rooting for Mickey's Oscar bid. The Wrestler was A W E S O M E!
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"What don't you fucking understand"?
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I'd still hit it. Roids and all.
Submitted by HamburgerD on Fri, 02/20/2009 -
i was eating leftover fajitas when i read this.
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Are you new here at DListed?
Usually it only takes one time to learn that you never eat Mexican food while reading a story about Mickey and his carnita face.
Just a head's up, amigo.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
uhh now I gotta see The Wrestler..becuase of this post and everything else.LOL thanks really:)
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oh no, not those bell bottom jeans again.
MK, you are quite the wordsmith! BARF!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i was eating leftover fajitas when i read this. i cant seem to learn not to eat and read dlisted.
@jiggy: Yes, yes he does. MK holds everyone in contempt, and I love him for it.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 2:02pm.
Sometimes I wonder if MK hates us to be describing nastiness in detail like that.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
Aw man - I feel so bad for Mickey, he's had a rough time. Then his dog dies. THEN we find out he has bad roids. If he doesn't win the Oscar, the Universe owes him SOMETHING nice.
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
The one style of jeans katie holmes has yet to wear!
I can forgive him the plastic surgery to fix boxing injuries, but that does not explain how his eyes got so fucked up!!!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Why did I just think of the scene from "Less Than Zero" of Robert Downey Jr. getting up from between the guys legs and wiping the side of his mouth.
Ewwwwww. I feel sick.
double post-my mistake.
Sean Penn...ugh. I would seriously hate it if he won the oscar. He is a damn good actor dont get me wrong, but I just really cannot stand anything about him. He always seems to be reported doing something disgusting and dispicable in the media and it just kind of reflects how nasty he is on the inside.
his honesty and tough story are endearing. it would be interesting to visit with him about dogs and life
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 1:21pm.
Hemorrhoids? On his face?
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lmao! that's the exact first thing i thought! i had to google hemorrhoids and i still wondered. heehee
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i don't care. i love mickey and i hope he wins the oscar sunday night because he deserves it (not that sean penn doesn't but he's such a snot and he already has one)
LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 1:43pm
She would know.
vaginaerobics!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 1:42pm.
Power Poo-latees?
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Let's ask Madonna.
I hope he picks his teeth with that matchbook at the Oscars. Klassy!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Provolone on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 1:40pm
Power Poo-latees?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I still love Mickey. His skin and gross hair are the major issue I think. It could be the underdog thing he's got going, but I can't help but love him! He's just different than most hollywood actors. He's actually interesting.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 1:31pm.
It's from the recovery time spent lying in bed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
@Love anderson, i thought hemorrhoids where caused by pushing too hard
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"Tony Romo fucks fat chicks!"-Scott Ferrall
I think the hemorrhoids are caused by being laid up in bed and no physical activity.
Or he was pregnant.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I don't really think his nose is a/the problem. His skin is a major part of the problem, and then where all that skin IS. Also that brillo pad facial hair is weird.