Friday, February 20th 2009
Morning Wood
Here's more pics of Miley Cyrus' trick looking gayer than Gayken's glazed donut hole - Popbytes
People don't hate Ann Coulter, says Ann Coulter! Dude is seriously crazy - Jezebel
No more titty baring for Kate Winslet - Celebitchy
MiserAlba won an award for her acting skills! - I'm Not Obsessed
Danica Patrick is a Brangaloonie - SOW
Mickey Rourke is really having the worst week ever - Holy Moly!
Beyonce is shooting her next video at the beach. The glittery gays of YouTube are already scouting local sand boxes to recreate this shit in - Socialite Life
More Fockers - ICYDK
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He is so handsome, but his trousers make me feel sick.
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I thought for a sec that Miley's man was Asston Kucher
At least Mickey has standards thank gawd he doesn't socialize with that loser.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Okay, Jen Aniston is no more manly looking than Danica Patrick, so...
And, Ann Coulter - talking about Ann Coulter b/c that's the only person who still cares about Ann Coulter these days.
Oh Ann. So delusional, so manly.
why did i think miley's gay boyfriend was ashton kutcher in these pictures?
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Dear Miley:
just a little FYI for the skank burgeoning inside you...
he's gay...Menudo...on crack
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Danica looks nothing like Angelina.
And she had the same hard/angry look on her face in every bikini picture she did for FHM (or whatever magazine it was) to try to be taken seriously.
Officially annoyed with her.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
In those pictures,he reminds me of a young, dorky Ashton Kutcher. Now Ashton's not so young, but still dorky.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Miley's boy does no "bangin'", they probably tickle each other and have pillow fights. Obviously he's a gold digger and loves the attention...he's 20 years old for chrissakes, what could he possibly see in a 16 year old chipmunk lookin' ho? Besides $$$? Ann Coulter is mega-delusional! Hahahhaha...she probably salivates for Clooney because they are complete opposites and would probably have very violent sex...but he probably gets the barfs just thinking about Coulter.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Every time I look at pics of this guy, the word that flashes before my eyes is "TOOL."
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Submitted by angry_secretary on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:08pm.
miley's boy toy comes off as 100% pure douche, is obviously just banging her chipmunk ass to start off his career, and isn't above taking her career down on his way to the top...but he LOVES GOD, so that makes him a-ok in her daddy's book. god I love hillbilly logic.
Christians being pedos? That's absurd. I've never heard of something so illogical and silly in all my life.
After these photos, I wonder if the real reason that the Cyruses are allowing them to date is that they know he won't touch a girl at all.
Submitted by angry_secretary on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:08pm.
miley's boy toy comes off as 100% pure douche, is obviously just banging her chipmunk ass to start off his career, and isn't above taking her career down on his way to the top...but he LOVES GOD, so that makes him a-ok in her daddy's book. god I love hillbilly logic.
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hahahaa! so true!
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Stocky, I think it's International Twink Pedo. He's too ridiculous to make it into International Male.
That's the worst fucking night ever. Your dog dies so you go to a bar to have a few drinks, then you find it's Paris stanky snatch party with all her gross fucking friends!
Miley's Virus pedo boyfriend....is he posing for some gay porn site with those photos????
Why isn't he with Vadge???
Not only a pedophile, but a closet homosexual! Douchey stupid fuck. I can't stand this guy. This proves Miley's parents are complete dumbfucks. My brothers would have kicked this guy's ass for even trying to date me when I was her age!
I've been wondering how the tweeners are going to react when Justin Gaston pics start showing up without his chest perfectly shaved; he's another closet furball, not unlike another Justin...
That's a damned shame about Winslet.
Damned shame, indeed.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:21pm.
Everytime I look at those pics, 'Rico Suave' starts playing in my head.
No kidding! Wonder what Gerardo is up to these days.
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I nominate him to take the gay cop role Adrian Zmed played in TJ Hooker, when they inevitably bring it to the big screen.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Wow he's a tool.
And the car racing chick is in her 20's right? Saint Angie looks about 50. How is that age appropriate?
I detest Danica Patrick. & if the SOW idiot is basing good choices on age, how the fuck would Angie Harmon, 10 years her senior & only 3 years younger than JA, be a good choice?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:40pm.
LOL! Gerardo the nanny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@TOPANGA & Deb:
And it starts playing again when I look at pics of Madonna's new boytoy.
@Deb: I strongly suspect that he's helping Ricky Martin care for the new twins. ;)
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Ha ha!! A big grin and a peace sign. What a fool.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:21pm.
Everytime I look at those pics, 'Rico Suave' starts playing in my head.
No kidding! Wonder what Gerardo is up to these days.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:21pm.
Everytime I look at those pics, 'Rico Suave' starts playing in my head.
LMAO...Rico...Suuuave.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Danica Patrick has only proved that she has never seen a Jolie movie. But if by chance this happends, I expect a 15 minute BFF situation. Like A mighty Heart woman.
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Warning: My opinions may change. I reserve the right to wake up and have a different opinion, a slightly different opinion, or no opinion at all.
Everytime I look at those pics, 'Rico Suave' starts playing in my head.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Mmmm cheesy *and* gay, now there's talent!
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Danica Patrick is a Brangaloonie - SOW
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They suggested Angie Harmon would be an excellent casting choice for a Danica Patrick movie, which I'm totally in agreement with. Angie Harmon very attractive and was so good on "Law & Order". My favorite ADA apart from Richard Brooks. Sorry, I'm a L&A geek.
Skeletina plays the same character in every movie she does. She had 3 patented acting school looks, and two accents. Both awful.
Guess that means Miley WASN'T the blind item a few weeks ago... the teen star that got knocked up? *pouts*
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
YAY! I love the Fockers.
Sea, that Adam Carolla clip was hilarious! Great find. :)
Wow. So this guy just gets gayer by the second, huh?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
He is gayer than pink mud.
Surely those photos aren't contemporary.
The thing about Danica Patrick is I remember her make this big fuss about wanting to be taken seriously. Then she starts posing in FHM/SI in a fuckin bikini.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
miley's boy toy comes off as 100% pure douche, is obviously just banging her chipmunk ass to start off his career, and isn't above taking her career down on his way to the top...but he LOVES GOD, so that makes him a-ok in her daddy's book. god I love hillbilly logic.
Miley's "boyfriend" is straight in the same world where people truly don't hate Ann Coulter.
Mike, here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP5jQRxLpy4
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
-"Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:50am.
He looks gayer than Menudo."
Is THAT possible? hahaha!.
I don't care who Danica Patrick is and I don't care, but that chick is stupid. But it's funny how she cares more about an actress who's "age appropriate" to her than someone who has actual acting skills. Whatever, why would there be a movie about her life anyway?. Why does she think she's important?. Meh.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The only way he could get gayer, would be to invite Richard Simmons and Clay Aiken over for a game of hopscotch. All three wearing headbands designed by Nicole Richie.
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Warning: My opinions may change. I reserve the right to wake up and have a different opinion, a slightly different opinion, or no opinion at all.
I'm a straight woman and I'm kinda bummed Kate won't do any more nude scenes. I think she has a beautiful figure.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Straaaaaaaaaiiiiiggghhhhhttttttttt.....as a fiddlers elbow.
Yeah, and I don't think that little male model twink is actually sleeping with Miley. Something is off about that boy... Plus, those pics are really stupid looking.
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Douchechill!
My tongue is doing cartwheels in my mouth, my gaydar is exploding, and Miley is probably pouting somewhere with a drippy, lonely cooch.
Here's more pics of Miley Cyrus' trick looking gayer than Gayken's glazed donut hole - Popbytes
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The 80's called, and they want their ripped jeans back, dumbass.