Friday, February 20th 2009
Pure Elegance In The Morning
The Empress of Lucite was without her exquisite lucite heels yesterday as she picked up dry cleaning. No, it wasn't her dry cleaning. Shauna doesn't need that. When her clothes touch her body, they are magically cleansed. She was picking up the clothes of needy orphans or Jesus. One of them.
Even the most gorgeous and giving woman in the world needs a break from her lucite heels. Besides, her chichis are made of organic lucite, so she's covered. The power of the lucite is always with her.
And before you judge her on that purse, you must know that the stuffed toy leopard its made of sacrificed itself to the Empress, so that he can always be near her. She honored his request by wrapping him around a Chinatown-made LV bag.
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OMG! A scrawny bird in ladder heels. Check out that humorless mug - she knows how much she gets made fun of on the internets. It's pretty fucking sad when you dress up in stripper boots, a 6 inch mini, a long blonde wig, made up to the nines with a trout pout and you STILL look butt fucking ugly. Can you imagine her without all the accoutrements?? Ahahahahahahaha!!!
LOL people probably look at her and laugh. and that bad is so disgustingly fake.. ewwww t-rashy.
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OMG, it is strange she can walk in such a pair of shoes!!!!!!!!!
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She is so trashy....
Looks as sceevy as a crack whore.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Why does she need dry cleaning? Aren't most of her clothes rubber, vinyl or edible anyway?
Ugh, this ugly bimbette is driving my car (Bentley). Pfft!
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
it breaks my heart when shauna doesn't wear her lucite heels...now i have to focus on other parts of her and i don't like it...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
How did children ever plummet from that salty snatch?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Jesus, can she spread a little of that butter sunshine off her face?
-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
I need to see some pics of classy Jordan to cancel out this photo of the Empress of Lucite.
Ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!! GEE-ROSS
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Submitted by Nippy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:54pm.
Where does one even buy these whore clothes?
Seriously, um, I want to know.
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Sometimes if you're really lucky you can find stuff like that D&G top from '97 in a goodwill.
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your band sounds like someone choking on guitar hero.
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LMAO @ lace marks for days!
Yeah, okay I'll admit it. I like the boots. I'd wear them, just not outside the bedroom.
Still... at her age the flesh is older and doesn't spring back so quickly - she'll have those lace marks for days bwahahahahha
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
what IS the benefit of looking so cheap? it seems that she's after the walmart market, but would need very high volume to turn a profit
the porn girls are just filled with mystery
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I was sort of thinking boots at a sex shop/website, and the rest of the ensemble in the juniors/slutty children's department of Ross.
Those boots are hot AND ridiculous.
Is Frederick's of Hollywood still open? I bet she gets all her clothes from there. Not sure about the skirt, but those stripper platform heels are the SHIT! I would never wear them, but I seriously wish they were made of lucite instead. She needs to continue with the theme if not she just looks like your common everyday whore, you know?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
the makeup...
seriously?
rimming your eyes in black eyeliner when youre 40 isnt accpetable and looks HORRIBLE! the lips? UGH!
I can care less about the way she dresses.. she's a stick with no REAL curves on her. but the makeup... UGH!!!!~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~
The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by Nippy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:54pm.
Where does one even buy these whore clothes?
Seriously, um, I want to know.
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Sex shops. We have a HUGE store here dedicated to selling this kind of clothing. And many, many other smaller ones. Northbound Leather has a site, for instance:
http://www.northbound.com/
PS. I LOVE those shoes - but not with that outfit and NEVER in the daytime. Unless I'm working, of course:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Where does one even buy these whore clothes?
Seriously, um, I want to know.
She looks awful. Nice body, not so nice face.
just sayin...
MK please move on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i dunno, it sells itself
@Manimal5,
LMAO! Thanks! And you are probably right with those hooker/stripper shoes.
EWWWWWWWWWW gia...stop reminding me (of course I didn't have to LOOK AGAIN).
It looks like a Ziploc bag with water in it that bent and sagged over from the pressure.
*looks at my nipples lovingly*
Ahhaha Manimal5,
I like that you had that photo handy.
Here is the ghastly nipple shot again, uncensored...I guess she really likes the boots she is wearing here...
http://www.imagebam.com/image/d51cc324681684
Plastic craptastic, from her face/body to her shoes and purse!
This woman is a walking LOL, a perfect example of the Hollywood Freak Show.
Manimal! I loved those shoes! For once Brit Brit wore some kick ass shoes!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
she is such a fucking joke, she needs to hang out with Pammy.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:02am.
How the hell does she drive with those shoes?
Maybe like this?
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2008/10/16/footst...
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:14am.
yup, you guys are right. those are her man's clothes. Her "clothing" will melt if dry cleaned.
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And that is prolly the reason she has a wonky nip because of past dry cleaning.
Where's her rented Segway? She could be doing those errands twice as fast and twice as glamorously.
yup, you guys are right. those are her man's clothes. Her "clothing" will melt if dry cleaned.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
LMAO @ jiggy
*boinks self in head with palm of hand*
OH DUH!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:02am.
How the hell does she drive with those shoes?
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She doesn't drive silly. She hitches.
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Hitches like a leech. I bet her exe's pay big bucks to that skank.
Am I the only one that thinks her face is shaped WEIRD? Its some serious oblong shape or something, looks like a formal dining room table.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 11:02am.
How the hell does she drive with those shoes?
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She doesn't drive silly. She hitches.
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"I invested a lot of money into this wig, and it saved my life."--Briana Bond
How the hell does she drive with those shoes?
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shes stupid lol
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ubmitted by dearbirthday on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 10:38am.
I should bite my tongue but she doesn't look like the type of woman who needs her clothes dry cleaned; they look to cheap
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Dear birthday, I think you're right. It looks like she's picking up her man's suit.
lmfao. How do nipples sag??
thanks Juni for that wonderful picture, that nipple should be Hot slut of the Year!!
"I know she's always early, like always the first one to be photographed like around 2:00 pm or 3:30"
Holy shit, that's fuckin hilarious!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
@ hooper
I got the eye for feet:
Working for a Podiatrist, I used to thing my Fred Flinstones were fug, but my feet look like Cinderella's compared to many..
an Open letter to Michael K
Is my idol, Phoebe Price doing the Oscars? I know that she's very busy as an International Sepermodel sensation....I wanna know if she has the time to squeeze the Big O event on her Jet-set packed schedule. Are we in, for a Red Carpet Glamour as she only known to deliver? What would she be wearing? Would it be Chanel? I wanna be at the Kodak Theater to finally have a glance of Ms PP in person, what time does she arrives? I know she's always early, like always the first one to be photographed like around 2:00 pm or 3:30? I know Oscars Red Carpet starts around 5pm but supposedly PP shows up arounfd noon...please let me know, Please fill me in......
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I should bite my tongue but she doesn't look like the type of woman who needs her clothes dry cleaned; they look to cheap
@Zappy,
Oh yeah, Lara Flynn has the worst.
@ Miss Thang
*applauds*
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I'm so glad you said that...