Thursday, February 19th 2009
There's A Picture.....
It was only a matter of time, but TMZ got a hold of the picture of RiRi after she allegedly got the beat down from Chris Brown. And it looks like it was a major beat down. I put it behind a cut, because it's obviously not ice cream and rainbows. It's pretty fucking awful and heartbreaking. I really have no words for this. Click here to see it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:24am.
And this is why you are the funniest mother effer on here =))=))
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but...but..I've never won Caption This!
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Choker!
(says the caption this WIN-NER)
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
How sad to have this picture available for all to see. She looks like she is in tremendous emotional pain
Aw TV everyone knows it's the day-to-day chuckles that matter most :D
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I cant stand the "it takes two" bullshit line....
yeah, it took two of Chris Browns fists to beat her face...
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Submitted by desert_solitaire on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 9:49pm.
i think brown should have walked away, but i can see how in the heat of the moment he would smack that bitch down....(throw the keys away from my carrera and there will be hell to pay....not HER property!)
It wasn't HIS property either- it was a RENTAL. For reals, no lie telling.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:24am.
http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Cover-Girls/RIHANNA
It's not right what he did but it takes two people.
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I imagine it does SOMETIMES.
There are such things as unprovoked attacks. And I bet they happen a lot.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
So, THAT'S what "transpired..."
First off, I think the worst thing about this photo and this whole scenatio is that it happens all the time. This won't be the first case like it and unfortunately it won't be the last.
How did TMZ get this photo and why do they think they have the right to post it? Surely they must be breaking some law, right?
My good thoughts and prayers are going out to Rihanna and any other woman who finds themselves in this situation. I really hope Rihanna comes out of this a stronger person and does some charity work etc.
P.S. Thanks MK for not plastering this photo on the front page of DListed.
P.P.S. Chris Brown is fucked. And rightfully so.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:22am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:19am.
They're still taking the "before" pictures of his asshole, so he has something to remember it by.
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And this is why you are the funniest mother effer on here =))=))
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Cover-Girls/RIHANNA
It's not right what he did but it takes two people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
And don't forget what the picture doesn't show- all the bite marks on her fingers and arms.
After this picture, Chris Brown's career is officially a wrap. This sh** It's going to be on everyone's lips tomorrow, everyone's computer and TV screens, the radio, talk shows...everywhere. Evidence of an abuse victim and her abuser. If Rianna's family and friends allow her to go back with this monster (Chris Brown) they might as well go pick out a coffin, it's a death sentence. Shame, shame, shame...=/
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Fuck ~ she looks so, so sad... good luck Princess RiRi, and we mean that only is in absolute highest regard......
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
*Submitted by Kp on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:13am.
It also makes me so sad for Rhianna..you can just see how low she feels in her eyes.
....yes, thru her closed eyelids.
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puppy side eye.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:19am.
They're still taking the "before" pictures of his asshole, so he has something to remember it by.
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And this is why you are the funniest mother effer on here =))=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
He needs to be strapped down and done straight up Airplane style. I'm talking a congo line of people with baseball bats, crowbars, tasers, wrenches, WHATEVER to beat a bitch with.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:11am.
FUCK! Why isn't that asshole in jail!?!
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They're still taking the "before" pictures of his asshole, so he has something to remember it by.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Damn. I sure hope there's no truth to the rumors of them still being together and all that crap.
It also makes me so sad for Rhianna..you can just see how low she feels in her eyes. Physical abuse from a loved one hits a lot deeper than just on the outside.. :-(
FUCK! Why isn't that asshole in jail!?!
OMG...what a monster..no words..no damn words!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Damn, this is sad. Chris Brown comes from a family with abusive father figures and Rhianna's father abandons her and is a drug addict. Why can't all these men out there shape up and be good dads!
It really sinks in and hits kids hard not to have a good father figure there or to have a horrible one.
Im not justifying what Chris Brown did, but the cycle is just really sad.
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:06am.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:03am.
Thank God somebody round here has some sense.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:28pm.
I know how you feel... well, minus the drunk part.
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Thank you for putting behind the cut.
It's not about variety, TITS. I'm no prude and I can laugh at a dirty joke, but when someone continues crossing a line where it becomes straight up offensive, in MK and Tammy from the Real World's words, IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY!
I'm done with Provolone's sick ass. I sincerely hope he gets ass raped by a burning hot fire stoker.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
that's terrible...no possible excuse for that
I don't even need to read the rest of the comments cuz Maggie69 wrote the book for me. Maggie, you're awesome and completely right.
I really hope RiRi gets better and is able to move on with her life positively.
You know... this girl is what? all of 21 years old? Fuck. I hope she has sane wise people in her corner.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:03am.
Thank God somebody round here has some sense.
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@missthang...all those things are HILARIOUS!! I've never crossed the line to get kicked off and if i did I'd arise in another form of Italian cheese
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:45pm.
A tray of homemade chocolate fudge says the pic is photoshopped.
(part of me hopes it is, because if it isn't... HUGE violation of privacy)
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HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE FUDGE?????? I WANT SOME HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE FUDGE!!! What I gotta do??? Lie??? Steal???? Cheat???? Kill????? check, check, check and check....Now, where my fudge, ho???? HEY, DLISTERS!!!! TITS MADE HOMEMADE FUDGE!!!
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Our earlier ass fisting ... um... exchange? got me to hankering.
Speaking of your furry hershey squirt laden ass, I hope to remember to put some walnuts in as soon as it cools enough to start stirring.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
like can I ask why is Chris Brown not gettting buttfucked by Bubba in jail as I type, yeah the gum company dropped him, now how about his record company?
I read on another blog that Chriss Browns official statement spent less than 40 actual words saying sorry & around 70 talking about his fake facebook accounts. Hopefully the only statement he'll be making soon enough will be something along the lines of 3 dicks up his ass being abit too much....
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:58pm.
You're not funny because you are racist, sexist, and your posts remind me of Drunken Stepfather, a disgusting site with NO redeemable qualities. I'm really surprised you've lasted so long on here. You spew your gross bile and hatred without reason or shame. You literally make me sick. You are worse than any troll I've ever seen on here. Burn in hell you dumbfuck.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:48pm.
Provolone when are you going to get the memo that you aren't funny?
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THANK YOU!!!!!!! I've been saying it since I joined this damn site. UGH!!!!!
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unruffle.
I think he's funny, and how boring would this place be without variety?
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:58pm.
No, pretty much everyone..
(lol- I dont know who the hell you are, but you have to admit, you set yourself up for that one)
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so basicall y it's tit fudge? never had tit fudge before.. does it contain dairy?
*tee hee hee*
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Ummm ... I was married to a white guy. Let's just say white guys hit, throw punches and even bite you in the head, etc. So, yeah it could have happened if she was dating a white guy/douche.
OHHH... and Emme31 .... WHY are you blaming Rihanna??? That SHE has something in HER past? Are you kidding me???? Know what, you're right. Violence doesn't come out of nowhere. the guy just HAS the beat the shit out of the woman because she burnt the toast or didn't get his coffee right or wasn't fast enough or doesn't want to have sex. YEAH ... TOTALLY ... her fault!!!!! WHAT AN ASININE THING TO SAY!!!! FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!
Damn, this is bad.
@gazing beauty...talk the caption this victories biaaatch.
And im only unfunny to african american women
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You know, releasing the pic may be an invasion of her privacy (follow me here people) however it will now force her to come clean with herself and to her fans/public. There is no running and hiding or covering up for CB after knowing this photo has been released.
Go after and sue if you must, but I believe this may be the wake up call she (and maybe some other women in her situation -abused-) may have needed.
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Jee-sus! He really did bash her around! I hope she doesn't lose her nerve and testifies against him so he gets everything he possibly can under the law...
...THEn he gets a 400lb Bubba for his roommate!
Good lord, I really hope these reports of her feeling sorry for him and wanting him back aren't true
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:45pm.
A tray of homemade chocolate fudge says the pic is photoshopped.
(part of me hopes it is, because if it isn't... HUGE violation of privacy)
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HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE FUDGE?????? I WANT SOME HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE FUDGE!!! What I gotta do??? Lie??? Steal???? Cheat???? Kill????? check, check, check and check....Now, where my fudge, ho???? HEY, DLISTERS!!!! TITS MADE HOMEMADE FUDGE!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That is horrible. Chris Brown needs to be in a prison cell with a 400 lb bubba as his bunkmate.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:49pm.
I read in an interview a long time ago that she and her father aren't very close. He was absent in her childhood and was a drug addict. This may also explain why she chose CB as a partner. This shit is as sad as it gets, people.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by lelu on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:44pm.
I'm pretty sure TMZ has sources in hospitals and police departments.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
When you see this and then you read that lame statement he came out with a week too late, it just makes you wonder.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:48pm.
Provolone when are you going to get the memo that you aren't funny?
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THANK YOU!!!!!!! I've been saying it since I joined this damn site. UGH!!!!!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I'm very shocked that RiRi's father didn't let Chris have it through the press. I don't have kids, but if I did, and this were my daughter? I would be blasting his ass in every news paper, magazine, talk show. I would be talking about domestic violence and that asshole in the same sentence for a long time. Damn, she got her ass beat the fuck down. I agree MK, it's beyond words!!