No, Girl
Dudes have the luxury of pissing wherever we want, basically. We just have to whip it out and we can go pee times on a tree, abandoned couch, kitten, elderly person, etc... etc... The options are endless. Chicks don't have many options when it comes to pissing on the go, but now they do, thanks to the Go Girl! For the low price of $4.99, the Go Girl allows you to stick a funnel on your cooch and let it flow wherever, whenever! This is not fakery. Here's the description direct from their website:
Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discrete. It’s hygienic.GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh?
It also has a double use! If you're bored and feeling horny, you can turn it around and it instantly becomes a lady jizz slide! And when a bitch makes fun of you for pulling this fuckery out, you can use it to poke their eye out! A piss funnel has so many uses!
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I know everybody is joking about this, but I would have killed for one of these in Iraq! We would get stuck on the side of the road due to IEDs and have you ever had to try and cop a squat with 50lbs of armor and a machine gun while having to literally watch your ass! I had to get a regular oil funnel! LOL!! Genius! These should be combat issue for all females!
that's funny, aquarius, i was just thinking "when did we change 'discreet' to 'discrete'??" WTF???
maybe the same time that it got passed to start pronouncing 'harrasment' HARRIS-MENT ??
I think it's funny that they assume we want our fake dicks to be barbie pink - cause it's for girls, duh!
Discrete/discreet is one of my biggest spelling pet peeves! Do these companies not have proofreaders?
This is the perfect invention!!!! Hahaha I need to get me one IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!
An alcoholic genius had to have thought of this...
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
As weird as it may seem, this shit is perfect for going out if you need to break the seal...especially when there are lines or the damn toilet clogs and you gotta piss on top of that shit....yay ladies!! No more sidewalk pissin'!!!
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
We would like Miss Webbie to run a photo of a hot realman with hairy and massive uncut sizemeat and huge lowhangers - taking a good whizz!
It's there a drink called GoGirl...I think it's an energy drink...
It's all 'bout Meeh...
@ hockey
It's a removeable 'prosthetic' penilschnitzel that you hold on yer baginny to urinate into a bowl or in the snow or on some drunken tards forehead and then rinse and reuse..
It's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
What the fuck do you do with the piss once you've gone? Pour it in some dude's beer?
where is M.E.'s credit??? she posted this yesterday, MK that's not a coincidence, you were reading our poo talk again!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Ah we have these things, you can get them free at festivals during the summer,
very very handy!
Thanks, OP - we almost lost our breakfast.
I have to try it... Should be interesting.
Awwww, this would've been great on all those camping trips I took years ago. I really hate out-houses! I'd rather squat in the open air, but with this thing, you don't have to!
How the bathroom stories from yesterday have resulted in an own anti-hovering topic. Wow. :)
Ive seen them on the festivals, they call them pee-bags. It grossed me out seeing girls peeing standing up.
This product doesnt stand a chance here in Turkey. Many prefer to hover instead of sitting on a toilet anyway. And they're good at hovering! You should see those leg-muscles LOL
God the person that created this is a genius!
wow my dreams have come true! I totally have a bladder problem and need this!
I might be tempted to buy one as it is so damned hard to pee in places like Malaysia. The muslim countries are the worst for girls. You've got to squat over this hole way down on the floor and they've got some strange hose you're supposed to wash yourself down with afterwards in lieu of tp. Grosses me out. Can't take it.
But what do you do with the thing afterwards? Stick it back in your purse? ewwwwww.
Islandgirl I was delirious because I had to pee so bad lol!
Does Elmer know about this use of FUD??
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Submitted by sexy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:34am.
Have you ever had one of those moments of complete delirium and you really had to go and then went behind a bush only to realize in front of you there were no bushes at all..... I did that once and gave quite the show...
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I was coming home from a stop after work (the local bar) thinking there was no way I'd even make it across the bridge, but made it to the other side and immediately pulled over, jumped out the passenger side, squatted down and pulled down my panties and started pissing **aahhhhh** and heard laughter. W.T.F.!?!?!?!?!... A couple cops were pulled over way behind me waiting for speeders coming off the bridge - and instead caughter me, a PEE-er... or something like that... I was so embarassed (literally & really).
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I just got done reading this months issue of FLYING magazine.There was an article on the small fraternity of people who sign on to fly the U-2 spy plane.Basically they're really difficult to fly and there's only about 3-4 dozen left.All of them at an airbase in Northern Cali.Since you fly at such a high altitude...70,000 feet or higher...that you have to be fitted for a pressurized spacesuit.The missions are usually over half a day long somewhere on the other side of the planet.NO PLACE TO PEE EXCEPT THE SUIT.There have only been 6 FEMALE U-2 PILOTS.They had to come up with a device for them to tinkle into.Wonder if it looks anything like this puppy? Wonder if the maker of GO GIRL was a U-2 pilot?
yeah i was wondering if he understood how it worked as well
Submitted by sexy on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 12:34am.
Have you ever had one of those moments of complete delirium and you really had to go and then went behind a bush only to realize in front of you there were no bushes at all..... I did that once and gave quite the show...
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When you say 'delirium', do you mean pissy-eyed drunk? Because I had one of those moments in a snowbank. No bushes for me either! *blushes*
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"Without bring rude, anything is more romantic when eaten with your fingers. Except for soup. That's just foolish."
I don't quite get what's so ingenious about this shit. Until they can make portable privacy walls too, I ain't impressed.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Have you ever had one of those moments of complete delirium and you really had to go and then went behind a bush only to realize in front of you there were no bushes or trees blocking you on the otherside ..... I did that once and gave quite the show...
Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:47pm.
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Second that.Go to town with the TIVO MK.
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Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:47pm.
I watch shop erotic all the time!! I haven't bought anything yet but someday:) I get my pron on eBay LMAO
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I think that show is so cool. You can shop from the comfort of your own home and I love how they constantly reassure people that everything is discreet. I knew someone who gave these erotic parties where you can buy this stuff but this is a whole other level. LOL
Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:47pm.
I watch shop erotic all the time!! I haven't bought anything yet but someday:) I get my pron on eBay LMAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
This would be a lot cooler if it were shaped like a penis.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Attention MK and dlisters..this post is so weird becasue alst night/early morning I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep so I turned on the TV and it was on some weird shopping channel. Channel 321 on directv. Guess what they were selling? sex toys!!!!! Jack Rabbit specials with astroglide thrown in for the day's special!!!!! I COULD NOT BELIEVE what I was seeing. I never even knew half that shit existed. The way they were describing what each toy did and what kind of other ways to use it...WOW!!! All in a classy way. It was like watching QVC discussing fine jewelry LOL. Anyway it's coming on tonight again @ 2 am on ch 321 (directv). it's gonna be on for the next three days and the show is called shop erotic and it's on for 2 hrs. Their website is shoperotic.com. MK should TiVo it for discussion.
Genius idea,I would buy one.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Fuck yes! Now I can to road trips to LA without ever stopping at nasty rest stop bathrooms lol.
*stumbles into thread*
So did MK post this because we were talking about it earlier?
*beer farts*
I think I need a GoGirl.
"Whats so bad about rapey eyes? At least you know youre definately going to get laid at some point in the night if u go on a date with him."
Thank you. Nannerpuss. If I ever start a band that's what we'll be. Ladies and gentleman.....NANNERPUSS! lol...
LOL Hoozer; yes, it did say nannerpuss. i've had that damned commercial stuck in my head for days.
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Maude: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
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Anyone watching America's Best Dance Crew??? Did that commercial say Nannerpuss???? A banana was sitting on a pile of pancakes and I swear they said Nannerpuss???? I am not drinking. I swear. Not on shrooms either. But I'm going to be worried someone slipped me a shroom or something if someone doesn't confirm yes it said nannerpuss.
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 9:21pm.
Yeah apparently people don't realize that the top 5 germiest things you encounter are:
Ranked according to which were found to be most contaminated (from tesh.com):
* Movie theatre seats which have more germs than public bathroom surfaces.
* Gym equipment
* Park benches
* Bank countertops
* The number 1 germiest thing: The rails and armrests on public buses
Again I say, I'll just squat/hover; hell i'm a lazy bitch i'm sure my thighs could use the exercise :P
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Maude: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
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Submitted by cringe on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:03pm.
a female aussie poli once stated she can urinate by pushing back the folds and simply aiming it in the toilet like water out of a hose - ive never tried it myself! anyone??
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love your nickname!
yes I knew a little girl that used to do that, she'd seen her daddy peeing and thought that was the way to do it.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
why do i want this? hahaha.
it would really be useful at shows.
1. that is a UTI waiting to happen.
2. Why do men and boys have to pee ON something?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 9:52pm.
Holy fucking shit! Look at Rihanna! :(
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==Looks like he smashed her face/mouth into the dashboard. He deserves jail time.
@ brainyfashionista:
I actually wrote in to the site and told them; I couldn't stand it anymore!
I actually thought the Rihanna pic was going to look even worse. Are we sure this one's for real?
a female aussie poli once stated she can urinate by pushing back the folds and simply aiming it in the toilet like water out of a hose - ive never tried it myself! anyone??
Not sure if this was answered but you are talking about the Instead cup.
Submitted by meg19822 on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:03pm.
Why not just cover the seat in t.p.? This is almost as gross as that cup thing that collects your monthly flow, I forget what it was called.
Lots of scratches. Good God even her nose is swollen :(
Jesus Christ, I really hope he pays for this. There is NO EXCUSE! :(
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
You could probably buy a funnel at a gas station for .50 cents, save yourself some money.
I know MK's gay but he does know girls have more than one hole and the hole you pee out of and have sex with are two different ones?
Holy fucking shit! Look at Rihanna! :(
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HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!