Thursday, February 19th 2009
Down She Goes!
HAHAHAHAHA! Right? If you laughed until you farted like I did, then you too are a dead hearted evilian, because the girl died after this fall.
Of course, she didn't. It's not like she had that far to fall. Besides, she probably just had a knee scrape and those give you character. Any self-respecting mega slut works very hard to earn knee medals (that's we call them) like that and this ho got some in a matter of seconds.
The girl went sidewalk diving while leaving a Brit Awards after-party with Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud. Here's some pictures documenting the LOLworthy fall. Why is a bitch falling always so fucking funny? Watch, when I get up after this to go get a Pop Tart, I'm totally going to trip and bust my ass bone.
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When I saw this I laughed until I farted. Went to the bathroom to take my makeup off because it was running down my face. Woke my husband up. Made him read it. Almost woke my son up to read it, but captured my oldest son when he came home from work to read it. I looked at it again this morning and this shit is even funnier than last night. MK you are my hero!!!
I've never understood how women can trip in heels or even in general. Now I've probably jinxed myself
She looks a little bit like "that other one".
Not Aubrey Ho'Day, but that other one. Really big boobs and pointy nose? Racoon eyes?
Shit. I forget her name.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
The girl died, I felt awful, you bitch! From hysterical laughter to shame and you knew it!
*************Update: Good news! Skankalina nominated for an Oscar. We get to watch her snarl a "smile" when she loses.
I only watch awards shows to see Angelina lose.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Why oh why lord did you not make cuntface Sarah fall instead.......i would have paid good money to see that shit, Sarah Harding faceplanting concrete......crack her empty head open and watch as her only braincell tried to make a run for it!!! Dumb ho
Bitch looks upset not because she fell, but because her fall was photographed! Can't blame her, though!
What's funny about this is that it's the girl that gets down to help her while her date just stands by looking on with a smile on his face. Girls know what it's like for other girls to fall in heels.
If your date doesn't help someone, especially a woman you're walking with, out in this sort of situation, you seriously need to dump him.
Submitted by Faloola Chong on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 1:30am.
America really needs to discover the charms of The Aloud.
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I do love their No No No song. They are pretty cool chicks:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
America really needs to discover the charms of The Aloud.
You can never have enough "Biology" or "Something Kinda Ooooh" in your life.
They are a like a good Spice Girls and there's a flavour for everyone - bitchy stunner Cheryl, cokehead mess slut Sarah, Northern Irish Mariah wannabe Nadine who does most of the vocals, the stays in the background and subtle Kimberly and of course poor Liverpudlian pale ginge Nicola who is arguably the best singer but keeps getting the spotlight grabbed from her by evil Nadine.
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*but*
I was @ Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas last weekend.'Bout 4 am this hottie in skinny jeans & high heels comes in for breakfast with her girls at Mr.Lucky.As they pass in front of my table-girlie makes a conscious effort to ignore me...While still maintaining the "attention whore" aura.Hits the deck hard.Like someone had tied a rope to her waistline.Right in front of my table.She's stone sober...bu I jump up to help her anyway.She wanted NOTHING to to do with that.Shooed me away.Her girls were in stitches.I just went back to my steak & eggs.One of her girlies wanted to come over & chat me up later.Bitch grabbed her arm.So schoolyard.
lol I do not fart when I laugh.
I have sphincter control!
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puppy side eye.
My klutzy ass wears tennis shoes all the time and I STILL do face-plants like this! Heels are just pretty things that I admire on other women but I no longer wear. Everytime I eat pavement I laugh my ass off @myself and I don't get offended if someone laughs with me, as long as they help me up:P The #2 thumbnail is effing hysterical!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 11:25pm.
You wouldn't get that close because the farting would alert me.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 9:55pm.
If I were there, I'd help the woman up.
...well duh! like you can't laugh and be helpful at the same time!!
as I get older I have learned to stifle the laughter until I have helped the person up....as I learned more about karma and such.
unless I tripped yo ass for a reason *side eye back to kacky, again* plus sometimes you can get an accidental kick in as you pick them up.
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puppy side eye.
i bet that stung...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
That blonde is a knock out!Hot!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She's a shortie! Less distance to fall. That aside, this is chickendome's punishment for wearing those silly heels.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 9:55pm.
Thank you, I was wondering if it was just me. **sideye back at jussayin*** you stay right where I can see ya!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Why do they always put the black steps in the darkly lit bars. When I went flying at least 2 lovely lesbians where there to pick me up. Oh wait I think that is a bad thing!
Yes MK got me too lol but at least I can laugh again lol change that to my new avatar, maybe make a gif out of it!
"because the girl died after this fall"
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
I have a creepy, crawly, sinking feeling, of doom and gloom, that I'm not entertained by this, at all.......and others are.
If I were there, I'd help the woman up.
Oh no, it's going to ruin her pretty... well... her face
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I always laugh when someone falls. Unless I'm the one falling.
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what a bizzare tiny person. I can't get past the grey capezio jazz shoes the dude is wearing.
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:46pm.
No, I don't see how the hat can look right on anyone.
on the falling thing - something takes over in me when I see someone laugh at that. I want to get as far away from that person as possible, I feel like they would hurt someone for entertainment or something.
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Aw! Falling is funny. Getting hurt is not:( I hope that offends you less, at least.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
"If you laughed until you farted like I did, then you too are a dead hearted evilian, because the girl died after this fall."
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I love this man.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
johnnysgirl, i love it here too. have a good nite!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
5 o'clock! *ding ding ding*
I goes home now, bye y'all!
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
"HAHAHAHAHA! Right? If you laughed until you farted like I did, then you too are a dead hearted evilian, because the girl died after this fall."
HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks MK. I laughed so hard I teared up and randomly laughed sporadically later on.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:53pm.
johnnysgirl, I live in SF too!
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Ahhhh, ain't it grand? Moving here was the best thing I ever did - suddenly everything made sense and I felt right at home. And it's just such a pretty city. People like to point out how expensive it is to live here but ya know what? It's worth every penny. I'd rather pay what I'm paying to live here than to pay EVEN MORE to live in a closet in Manhattan (no offense New Yorkers - my dad's half of the family are all New Yorker's so I'm not hatin I swears).
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:56pm.
I feel like they would hurt someone for entertainment or something.
...you mean like kick them when they fall, or even trip them.
hmmmmmm *giggles nervously with side eye*
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puppy side eye.
kacky, people in movies always fake fall for comedy, what's the difference in real life when people fall? sure it's not intentional for a laugh, but it's still amusing. i think it's mostly the person's own reaction to falling.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:46pm.
No, I don't see how the hat can look right on anyone.
on the falling thing - something takes over in me when I see someone laugh at that. I want to get as far away from that person as possible, I feel like they would hurt someone for entertainment or something.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
johnnysgirl, I live in SF too!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:46pm.
I just think there is something wrong with people who laugh when someone falls. It's a sign of something not ok inside your brain cells.
...*raises hand*
I will totally admit to something not being right in my brain cells. And totally admit I laugh when I see people fall.
....especially old folk
"I fallen and I can't get up!"
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I live in SF and it can get very VERY windy here, and some streets are wind corridors. Van Ness Ave is on of those. One time I was walking perpendicularly toward Van Ness and I saw a little ol' man get blown over by the wind!!! I couldn't believe my eyes!
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
LMFFAO she's got a great pose in the 3rd picture, love the face too....Bwahahahahahahaha,toooooo fucking funny, yes falling is funny. Its all fun and games till someone falls down.
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Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:46pm.
I just think there is something wrong with people who laugh when someone falls. It's a sign of something not ok inside your brain cells.
Are you crazy Kacky? How can you not laugh, I laugh just as much as I do when I see your avatar, Oh lord that fucking hat, I see it doesnt look right on anyone.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 7:43pm.
LMFFAO she's got a great pose in the 3rd picture, love the face too....Bwahahahahahahaha,toooooo fucking funny, yes falling is funny. Its all fun and games till someone falls down.
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And then it's HILARIOUS!!!
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
Blonde bitch so wanted to laugh at dwark cunty face. I swear if you're not tall then stop trying to be tall by wearing those dumb ass heels!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 6:46pm.
I just think there is something wrong with people who laugh when someone falls. It's a sign of something not ok inside your brain cells.
...*raises hand*
I will totally admit to something not being right in my brain cells. And totally admit I laugh when I see people fall.
....especially old folk
"I fallen and I can't get up!"
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puppy side eye.
who is that blond lady who tried as hard as she could to ignore it? that is some stone cold bword, to pretend not to see that.
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The McCanns Did It
I swear we are pyschically connected in some weird way MK. SOULMATES we are! Anylaughwhenabitchfalls, my friend and I were walking to the bar last nite and she turned her head to look at the lights and she tripped over the curb and hit her knee so fuckin' hard and scraped her wrists a little bit. She got up fine, and at first I was concerned but we BOTH shook with laughter from it afterwards many times of the course of the nite. She says she thinks it's hilarious when people fall, so I was like, so you don't mind if I do then? I swear some bitches are so sensitive about being laughed it when they fall down, it's like human or whatever. Once I was drunk in Berlin and I tripped over a bike on the ground and I laughed AND cried (because I twisted my ankle drunk). See I thought it was funny!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
The dwarf in pink is now suing the city for making the curbs too high...some people.
I love when people fall. I fell a few weeks back. Even though I was embarrassed, ripped my tights, and had a bloody knee, I was still laughing hysterically.
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Douchechill!
"Watch, when I get up after this to go get a Pop Tart, I'm totally going to trip and bust my ass bone."
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Be sure to post it online for us Michael!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I can't help but laughing when somebody falls, I feel horrible after, but Is not something that I do in purpouse.
oh HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
I hope she is OK
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
This is the number reason not to wear 5-inch stiletto heels.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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That has to hurt, not because she probably busted her kneecaps, but because she was caught on pictures by the paparazzi.
The blond chick looks gigantic compared to the little flying midget.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hope you faceplanted, whore.
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