The Photoshop Awards: The Dancing With The Has-Beens Promo Pictures
Lil' Kim doesn't even look like a human being anymore. Bitch looks like a straight-up house pussy. Bitch could slip into the cast of Garfield without a problem.
The costumers of Dancing with the Has-Beens better not give her anything with too much fringe, because she might stop dancing and start playing with that shit. And if she hears a loud noise, she's going to bolt out of that bitch and hide under the nearest bed. CHERYL BURKE is going to sabotage Lil' Kat by sprinkling cat nip all over the danceflooor. So when you see her rolling around the floor and purring, you know that's what happened. If Lil' Kat wins, they should give her a scratching post instead of a trophy. I'm serious.
Here's some of the rest of the mess cast including Steve-O, Ty Murray, Shawn Johnson, Steve Wozniak, Belinda Carlisle, Jewel, Cunty Richards, Nancy O'Hell and Giles Marini. Of course, they give Mop Head the hottest piece. And I can't wait to see Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff Ice. It's going to look like Teddy Ruxpin busting a move with a Bratz doll.
Visit Zap2It to see pictures of the rest of the hos in need a paycheck.
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dollyface - salem13 agrees too. maybe I'll have to watch this year - I'd love to see her fall on her fat ass! slut.....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Looks like Shawn Johnson has been celebrating her Olympic win with a few too many trips to McDonalds.
moomarse: exactly my thought...isn't he engaged to Karina Kamchatka or whatever? I would be very, very uncomfortable if I were her...just wouldn't trust Denise.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:36pm.
Will the poor sap dancing with Steve-o be wearing a hazmat suit? I wonder what she did in her past life to deserve this?
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I think Lacey's being punished for Benji in general...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Will the poor sap dancing with Steve-o be wearing a hazmat suit? I wonder what she did in her past life to deserve this?
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
You forgot to refer to Cheryl Burke as your nemesis, MK. That always kills me.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:33pm.
Amazing that Denise Richards is showing her best move, spread eagle.
And, if the guys married, well there she goes!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Oh shit Steve-O doesn’t look like he just crawled out of an alley. And when I saw that pic of lil Kim I thought it was Mophead, I don’t know who that is an insult for.
I am not a fan of Denise Richards, but she does look good in that photo. Great body and super limber.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Amazing that Denise Richards is showing her best move, spread eagle.
And Kim is very scary looking not too long before the Wildenstein takes over.
Salem13
I can't wait for March 6th either. I may get mysteriously ill that day.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:31pm.
Belinda is starting to look too much like Priscilla Presley post-surgery and that is sad. She used to be so gorgeous:
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I KNEW she was reminding me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on it, and then I read your post.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
ONE MORE FUCKING THING ABOUT HIS FUCKING SHOW......NON-STOP FUCKING COMMERCIALS...FUCK I USED TO HATE WATCHING MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AND SOMEONE WILL FUCKING SCORE AND IT'S LIKE "TOUCHDOWN" AND WED. NIGHT ON DANCES WITH THE FUCKTARDS THE 2 GUYS FUCK EACH OTHER"" BACK TO THE GAME!!
Omg, Steve O looks so dweeby and uncomfortable.
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Guess what? I like pancakes!
Belinda is starting to look too much like Priscilla Presley post-surgery and that is sad. She used to be so gorgeous:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXj0QcSDVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDcC9bnRciQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5L1ctoitoQ
She doesn't need to be doing this shit show anyway unless she wasn't smart with all her money.
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
Who are those people???
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That guy with Lil Kim looks like Vince from ShamWow... wow... they let those has-beens dance too??? how nice.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS SHIT..FUCKING LOSERS DANCING, I WOULD RATHER WATCH THOSE 2 CHICKS SHIT OUT ALLI AND TACO BELL THAN SPEND A MINUTE WATCHING THIS FUCK!! NICE THAT THEY SPENT MONEY ON THESE PIX, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY FUCKING GLUED THERE FUCKING HEADS ON LIKE SOUTH PARK!!
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:24pm.
Funny they would put Denise in a pose like that. I still won't be watching this shit. Kim's got some major wonk eye going on.
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Her eye looks like it is closed. I don't know what is going on there. LOL
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
Another season of back fat and painful dances. Sign me up.
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Hey Mophead's hair is kinda cute!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Funny they would put Denise in a pose like that. I still won't be watching this shit. Kim's got some major wonk eye going on.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:20pm.
Who is the dude with the ten gallon hat? he looks like a child-toucher.
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Ty Murray...he's a rodeo guy (who looks like he took one too many kicks to the face) who's married to Jewel, coincidentally.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
God those dresses are migraine inducing. Also, why would anyone EVER agree to be on this show if they had even the slightest bit of relevance (*flashes side-eye at Jewel*)? It's like admitting defeat.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:20pm.
Who is the dude with the ten gallon hat? he looks like a child-toucher.
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I think he is married to Jewel and does Rodeo's.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
WTF @ Steve-O. He looks almost doable.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
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"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
Who is the dude with the ten gallon hat? he looks like a child-toucher.
which one is Belinda!?!? I can't tell. PSL this is one reality show I can say the same thing as you! I can't stand this show, it smells like mothballs and Old Spice oh and a dash of Drakkar.
edit: that must be her in the long pink dress.
I loved the GoGo's
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
you are wrong Mk. Steve Wozniak is the hottest piece.
Did Belinda Carlisle go to the same hack that Lisa Marie went to? Doctor MotorOil or something like that.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Who is Denise with? Never watched the show but he is a hot piece, poor guy the fishy aroma wafting up from below her extended leg must be eyewatering to say the least!
I love that they've paired the almost 60 yo computer geek Wozniak with Smirnoff. I hate that cow.
Why are Lil Kim's eyes two completely different shapes?? Who shopped that shit?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Will. Not. Watch.
The last time I can remember reading anything relevant about Steve-O was when he'd gotten tossed out of a roast for gettng trashed pissing up the place. I think it was some Gene Simmons thing.
Lil Kim is photoshopped? Even that shit can't save her. Tore up from the floor up.
ETA: You gotta give it to Denise Richards' partner, that takes some guts to spread her legs like that and hold a pose. I wonder if he loaded up on antibiotics pre photo shoot.....
So not knowing who Gilles Marini is, I imdb'd:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1694302/
He's played such roles as "Italian Bicycle Rider" and "Italian Designer".
Quite a star, that one.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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damn... the Go Go ho looks tranny-tastic.
Kim is a talentless whore. Ick. So is Denise.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords
I didn't even recognize Belinda. Holy shit! And Lil Kim is just all kinds of wrong.
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"The dead have arisen, and they're voting Republican!" - Homer J. Simpson
kim is awesome, when she got outta the slammer, she was all like, "i want some fries"
Oh Kimberly... You were my girl when you were reppin' BK (Junior Mafia). Too much plastic surgery! I just might check out an episode or two this season.
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
I love Belinda (does anybody else love last year's Voila album as much as I do?!?!?), but the face work has gone a little overboard.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Steve-O actually looks normal and ... handsome?
I have never watched this show, and NEVER will. I don't give a fuck what has-been is on.
Lil Kim is so fucking gross- she should go back to jail for that offensive face of hers.
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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords