The Photoshop Awards: The Dancing With The Has-Beens Promo Pictures
Lil' Kim doesn't even look like a human being anymore. Bitch looks like a straight-up house pussy. Bitch could slip into the cast of Garfield without a problem.
The costumers of Dancing with the Has-Beens better not give her anything with too much fringe, because she might stop dancing and start playing with that shit. And if she hears a loud noise, she's going to bolt out of that bitch and hide under the nearest bed. CHERYL BURKE is going to sabotage Lil' Kat by sprinkling cat nip all over the danceflooor. So when you see her rolling around the floor and purring, you know that's what happened. If Lil' Kat wins, they should give her a scratching post instead of a trophy. I'm serious.
Here's some of the rest of the mess cast including Steve-O, Ty Murray, Shawn Johnson, Steve Wozniak, Belinda Carlisle, Jewel, Cunty Richards, Nancy O'Hell and Giles Marini. Of course, they give Mop Head the hottest piece. And I can't wait to see Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff Ice. It's going to look like Teddy Ruxpin busting a move with a Bratz doll.
Visit Zap2It to see pictures of the rest of the hos in need a paycheck.
Submitted by cowbulls on Sun, 02/22/2009 - 12:56am.
I don't understand the negative towards Denise. Denise was once one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. She still is extremely photogenic. Even at 37 years old, she still has a great body.
------------------------------------
Yes, I agree. She is attractive, but then she has to go and ruin it by opening her mouth.
I don't understand the negative towards Denise. Denise was once one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. She still is extremely photogenic. Even at 37 years old, she still has a great body. I really appreciate the fact that regardless of what work she might have had, she still has a natural looking body with exceptional curves.
Who are these fuckwits?
I love Ty, but he needs to get his ass back on a bull before I lose the rest of my respect for him.
-------------------------------------------------
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
After several years of testing and modification, our engineer finally worked out the world's best match system.Check out *** www.sugarbabydate.com *** There are Over millions of profiles from all over the world! No matter where you are or what you are, you can find someone just around your neighborhood. You can get their pictures, phone numbers, locations, and almost any information.Everything is FREE!
Well this is one show I will NOT be watching. Not that I ever have, but this list is beyond lame.
I didn't even know who half the people were from the pictures, then after I read the names, I STILL didn't know!
Boy has Belinda chunked out!
The costumes are disgusting and they are all so fug!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Woz looks like he's lost a few pounds since
KG:D-List.
Too bad Cindy McCain couldn't get in.
Welcome to [====BIGBLACKCONNECT.COM====], the premiere FREE dating site for quality black singles!
Unlike other sites, it's more effective for quality black singles seeking love, relationship and marriage.
Here you can explore relationships with quality black men, women in your area and around the world.
Where are the guys legs?
Oh my god... the hideousness! And I'm confused, I thought that Cheryl Burke lady already did the show. Isn't that where she initially antagonized MK?
The Woz is out of control.
Submitted by anonybitch on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 8:00pm.
All that PhotoShop work and they didn't even trim off Cheryl's middle chunk.
********************************
That's a TV ploy aimed at markets 28-35 and 36-40.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock
All that PhotoShop work and they didn't even trim off Cheryl's middle chunk.
I am so disappointed in Belinda Carlisle!
This is the cheeziest schitt I have ever seen.
Gee, go figure, Denise Richards is the one with her leg up on the guy's shoulder.
*-----*-----*-----*-----*-----*-----*-----*-----*
Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
Lil Kim lost her street cred when she started to fuck up her face. Since she has admitteed to having low self-esteem, I'm not going to shit on her today, don't want her running back to the plastic surgeon.
I don't watch this show and I love ballroom dancing!!!!
Celebrity Apprentice seem to have dug deeper to find folks on the Z-list and Khloe Kardashian who's a celebritybyassociation.
bad prom pictures.
you rang?
I got $50 0n 1)Woz goes, then 2) Belinda, 3)Nancy. :)
@@@@:-)......
http://digital.library.upenn.edu/women/saunders/joe/joe.html
lil kim looks like latoya jackson!
www.thatshideous.com
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I strongly suggest a H ot place
_____ http://billionaireromance.com _____ , Find ri ch true lo ve here.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I see that the producers spared no expenses for this show by hiring an out of work Sears portait studio photographer to take these truly hideous photos.
************************************************
Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Big Kim only wishes her body still looked like that. xD
-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Thank you for keeping us photoshoppers in bidnis in this downturned economy. Yeah - we're still working! And no - I had nothing to do with this particulary sad bunch.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 5:15pm.
Lil Kim looks like a gremlin with bad plastic surgery...Did she used to rap or something (I distinctly remember some dumbslut shit in the 90s)...
__________________________________________________
Yes, she did. After Biggie died, she fell off imo (except for the Lighters Up single). Kim was not bad looking before, but she fell under the Hollywood spell.
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
i can't believe i'm gonna say this, but i gotta tune in to this psych unit outing
not a peep about that crooked-ass wig?
everybody looks super creepy in these pics. Definately a miss for sure, but Belinda and that train wreck Lil Kim are more proof that plastic surgery killz your looks...hold me...I am going to have nightmares over these two creepazoids!!
Lil Kim looks like a gremlin with bad plastic surgery. She really messed her entire body up but good, although she might get back into shape and lose some of that weight. What a waste of money and space she is. Did she used to rap or something (I distinctly remember some dumbslut shit in the 90s)...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Topanga, i know why do they wear such horrendous outfits. That dumbslut Denise Richards is in it too, her last ditch effort to make herself relevant. I think I prefer her dad to her in a heartbeat, he was so sweet on her reality show.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
This sh** looks like the horrendous photo spread of a high school yearbook's prom night pictures..circa 1989
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Submitted by suze on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:18pm.
...Why are Lil Kim's eyes two completely different shapes?? Who shopped that shit?
__________________________________________________
A drunk!
"..French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel sundaes is getting touched.." Ice Cream
I'm pretty sure Lil Kim has lost all street cred in Bed-Stuy. I'm just saying.
____________________________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Ugh! What a gallery of assholes this is! DWTS is so lame I want to barf when I get exposed to it, but this is baaad. The outfits, the facial poses! The guy with the lady in the red Mrs. Roper shawl? That face looks like something in a caption this post! Ditto for yellow shirt's rapey handed embrace.
There's so much wrong on this page you even get distracted from Burke the dancing dog's wrongness for a minute.
Why does Belinda Carlisle's picture look like an old folks home prom pic? She needs to lay off the plastic surgery. She's beginning to look a little like Priscilla Presley. I would love to see that rug fly off his head during their performance!! Doesn't he realize everyone knows that hair ain't real?!
____________________________________________
"I bet watching them fuck is like watching a hot dog slowly explode in the microwave," MK
Steve O looks uncomfortable.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Denise always could get her legs higher than anyone else... and wider.
Is this real life? Is this gonna be forever?????
**************************************************
I''m pretty sure homegirl on the top right tried to rob me in Vegas. Good thing I put my Sharpies in the hotel safe. - DeeDee 2/18/09
Oh, and, Lil Kim is a Lil piggy!
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Steve O scares me. And Belinda looks like Pricilla Presley - how sad - she used to be beautiful. And wtf is that backfat on Denise??
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I guess Steve Wozniak still has the itch to be in the limelight of showbiz...there is no other reason for his participation on this fuckery...he is no star...he is a business man!!!! or business "woman" if some rumors I have heard are true. Guess that being with fag hag Kathy Griffin on a few episodes of her show was just not enough for his supposedly gay ass. Otherwise why would he do this and humiliate himself in front of millions? The guy has enough money to buy ABC and all their shows. Oh well whatever works for bored rich people.
My bed has never been this cold...especially on a saturday night - Blanche Devereaux
Is it just me or has Lil Kim's Wonk-Eye gotten worse?
lil kim is all sorts of fucked in the facial area...and it figures denise richardson leg would be up in the air....this whole group is the saddest punch ever...i'm pretty sure i won't be watching...
_____________________________________________
i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
PREDICTION: Denise Richards is going to get pregnant and have another 'has-beens' baby.
My Vote for every show goes to "The WOZ"......I have him on speed dial
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:32pm.
Omg, Steve O looks so dweeby and uncomfortable.
*
Only other time he's worn a suit is in court.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
I'm a softy for the Steve-o's of the world. Funny fukrs.
Denise scares me with that vacant vagrant stare shit.
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
another show i've never seen
I love the background. Very '70's fish tank.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
ROTFLMAO! Good stuff right there. Honestly I have only heard of three of those people. Oops make that four.
Submitted by loric on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 3:25pm.
Another season of back fat and painful dances. Sign me up.
Wozniak! Man O Man, they better have the CPR people standing by unless he has trimmed down a bit. I can hear the huffing and puffing now.
Now, Belinda Carlisle! Woo. I do admit rubbing it out to her when I was a younger lad. (heh)