Thursday, February 19th 2009

RiRi Did It First

Lily Allen twittered about her new RiRi-certified finger tattoo that she got last night. Yeah, I don't know if she was paying homage to Princess RiRi of the Universe of if she thought she was being clever? This is definitely filed under "Stupid crap you might do when you're on the bad shit." It's in Lily's eyes.

If she got a "for banging only" tattoo on that finger, I might be into it, but this right here is not doing it for me.

And why do I really want to stick that "shhh" finger up her nose in the picture above. It kind of wants to go in.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


i know another celeb who has this tattoo but i dont know mabe you guys know also ;)

Bondagebarbie's picture

The worst one I have seen for a finger is the stupid mustache.

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I would get that. I think I will.

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@Hysteria:

Yeah - that's why her friend's a kind of "open conservative". It became an insult at her school...You're Gay! You're a Lezzie! - like that. They don't even know what they're talking about - that's someone else's fucked up family passing it along at SCHOOL - right there.(Her own mom has gay friends but "reserves judgement" and her dad doesn't care) and we had a good long discussion about it when she told me but she never really got over the stigma. Nice, huh? As she enters into her adolescence. I mean, what if she IS gay? I get huffy about that kinda thing.

At my kid's school both the kids and the parents would have met to discuss it and decide how much we needed to do about it - not punishment...but programming to avoid it happening again. But at a regular school? They don't even notice.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:21pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:11pm.

interesting point! i'll see my niece later today. i'll ask her what she thinks of that song. you know teens have this 'ewwy' thing about anything gay. i'm trying to teach her some compassion for diversity in all humanity
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Yeah - if mine was a teen, maybe...but I catch her singing it, blindly. She loves music so she can just sing songs cuz she likes the music and not even THINK about what she's saying...

she knows lots of gay people, they don't offend her in person at all.
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that's great. kids seem to be born that way - open to all people. then they learn hatred from elders/society. my niece's grandmother (on the other side of the family) is a conservative old bitch who is vocally anti-gay and anti-abortion/birth control. that GD old witch! i try to offer my niece information and compassionate views to balance the crap she hears... also, lot of teens that i know are really anti-gay, which is heart breaking.

the leading cause of death for gay teenagers is suicide :(

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C Word, I was just singing "Go in on the left, that the name of this song, go out on the right and you'll never go wrong" to my friend last night! Remember that one, in the restaurant?

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:21pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:11pm.

interesting point! i'll see my niece later today. i'll ask her what she thinks of that song. you know teens have this 'ewwy' thing about anything gay. i'm trying to teach her some compassion for diversity in all humanity
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Yeah - if mine was a teen, maybe...but I catch her singing it, blindly. She loves music so she can just sing songs cuz she likes the music and not even THINK about what she's saying...

We've all talked about it, some (she, her bestie and myself), her friend's pretty conservative - I tease her that her cat is gay (HE IS!) and she doesn't like that - but she knows lots of gay people, they don't offend her in person at all. My daughter is more: whatever. She doesn't care.
"You do what you do and I'll do what I do and that's cool. O yeah, and bring me a glass of water." That's her motto;p

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 2:11pm.

interesting point! i'll see my niece later today. i'll ask her what she thinks of that song. you know teens have this 'ewwy' thing about anything gay. i'm trying to teach her some compassion for diversity in all humanity

;)

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by KD on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:50pm.

haha! i had a feeling she didn't look quite right. anywhore, so my confession is out. i'm stickin by it. shoot away.
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I like it too - I'll confess. So does my daughter. Did you know you can't even let your kids listen to the radio? It never occurred to me before.

♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by JennyBoom on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:51pm.
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you're talking utter bollocks.
Lily is cool, anyone who calls out fatass perez on his bullshit is a hero in my book.

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CWord: oh sorry, duh, I am loving it!
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:50pm.

haha! i had a feeling she didn't look quite right. anywhore, so my confession is out. i'm stickin by it. shoot away.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:51pm.
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I think it's just a clip they used to run to teach kids about remembering (can you see the link under my siggy?).

OnT: I used to like Lily....now I find her mildly irritating.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:44pm.
guilty admission, i like her song 'i kissed a girl'. so shoot my ass.
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*wails in horror* *runs away!*

♥ ThreadKilla!
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OMG the Alligator King, LMAO!!! take me back, CWord!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

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ok ok Cword but WHAT on SS is it from? I am trying to go back to the Sesame Street Place in my head but I can't get there anymore! ;(

wait wait, the boy has to go to the store for his Mom right? LOL
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:44pm.
guilty admission, i like her song 'i kissed a girl'. so shoot my ass.
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I kissed a girl is by Katy Perry, not Lily Allen. Can I really shoot you now? :P

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 1:46pm.
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Hi snowy - yeah, vintage Sesame Street....used to love this clip too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg71djeZfos&feature=related

OnT: Unlike Lily Allen, Sesame Street is pure genius. ;)

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Well you have great taste my dear snowy! I'm being a total lazy ass & not going back to read all of the comments today :P

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the C word and PSL, what IS that? now it's driving me crazy, from Seseme Street?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

snowpiece's picture

Haters, did you see my comment? I like that song too!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

The C word's picture

Awww shucks *blushing*...thanks PSL & breaktheleash!

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@The C Word: Yes, thanks for bringing back the memories with that vintage Sesame Street stuff. I like your siggie too...

Hysteria's picture

guilty admission, i like her song 'i kissed a girl'. so shoot my ass.

however, tattoo finger looks dirrrty (not in a good way)

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iHeartHaters's picture

I like her "fuck you very much" song. Tattoos are so blah anymore, I hate mine. I thought I was all cool about 15 years ago getting a butterfly on my shoulder, now everyone says I have a Lisa Frank tattoo. Can't win LOL

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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

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C Word. I LOVE your siggie! My sister and I used to say that Sesame Street stuff all the time! Geez, a JRT and Sesame St references? I LOVE you.

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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
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rotten_egg's picture

-"You are a parasitic, boring skid mark on the underwear of the universe."

This is the best line ever. Ahahahahaha!!!!!.

Um, I'm not into tattoos mainly because I change my mind way too often. I think tattoos are like piercings, many people have at least one of the two or both. All have a reason why they choose a particular design and many many people will have if not the same tattoo, the same theme. It's really hard to find an "original" design and keep it private. At one point, skulls or roses were the shit. Then the faeries, hello kitty or a picture of someone. Flames, tribal designs, stars, words, kanji stuff, dragons... I can keep on going. The quote "you are as special as everyone else" applies perfectly.

Anyway, back to Lilly Allen. I don't give a special rat's behind about her or her "Shhh..." tattoo, but she should follow her own advice. Maybe she did it to remind herself what she should do every time she feels the need to open her trap. She should've tattooed "STFU and go back to your Jack Daniels bottle" in the forehead instead.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:30pm.

Dayum.

I don't care how skinny a coke habit can make you - lookit the sag on that face.
Didn't she just turn 21?
The cheeks, jowls, eyes and skin texture all belong on a 45yo.
She's on par with Pammy.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

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shhh…iiiittt, I got a stupid tat.

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meeeeee- Sometimes I really feel badly for trolls like you. I normally feel a bit of sympathy because they are often probably lonely insecure teenagers taking out their angst on the internet since they dont know how to stick up for themselves.

People like you however are just pathetic. You are probably just a grown, lazy, unemployed mentally ill loser not capable of socializing or finding anyone to give two shits about what you say. Why should they anyway? Its not as if anything you would say would be worth listening to or being around. You are a parasitic, boring skid mark on the underwear of the universe.

Please go away.

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Thanks Kp:)

And thanks, a lot, meeeeeeeee!

I forgot I had to run away from here and cry! And now I'm crying all over!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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meeeee, you have just proven to everyone here what a miserable loser you are IRL, if all you can do is post obnoxious comments about other commenters. If you were a happy person, you wouldn't feel the need to do that.

Keep spreading your sunshine Doll. It will keep coming back to you.

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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
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PSL - yep.

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No one can get as skinny as Blohan has, in that amount of time, with no working out unless she's back on drugs.

And I can't say back on drugs, because she never stopped.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:53pm.

LOVE your avie!

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What club?

I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member - Groucho Marx.

♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock

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oh for realz? she's hangin out with LiHo? Lilz, nooooooooooooooooo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

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Submitted by meeeee on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:51pm.

Spoken like a true fuckwit whorebag.

Maybe the proof of not being of a fuckwit whorebag is not in a lone tattoo, but the fact that I'm not a creeper loser who starts shit about strangers over the internet. Dumbfuck.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 12:53pm.

meeeeee, that was totally uncalled for. You are a fucking asshole.

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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords

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Ditto. Twice. I love this siggie:)

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Awwwwwwwwwww! Have I offended a few members of "the club"?

Howz about you classy babes grease up your tramp stamps and hit the stage for another "dance". Let Whitesnake and AC/DC heal your pain.

phrnt phrnt

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M.E., she looks exactly like Dina in that pic- coke booger and all.

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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
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lellykuick's picture

blah, that tattoo looks like a dirty ink smudge on her finger.... not cute.

M.E.'s picture

PSL - The one from last night where her and Lilly are leaving the Hotel for the tattoo parlor.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Phoebe Price needs to get K I S S tattoed upside down across her fingers for when she does that ever so annoying "blowing a kiss" pose.

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meeeeee, that's not very nice.

Blohan totally has cokey in her blow hole.

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M.E., which day? she has coke boogers all the time!
I love the people who are still in denial that she she is on drugs....cracks me up.

angel, I love my siggie too- I can't change it yet....lol

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Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song.
- Flight Of The Conchords

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And now I have to run away crying, AGAIN! You bitches are always doing that to me! *runs away*

♥ ThreadKilla!
"You blew it, Jack! And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!" "What kind of God would let that happen?" Salma and Alec: 30 Rock

snarla's picture

my best friend's sister did it first like ten years ago. she probably regrets it now

M.E.'s picture

PSL - did you see the pic of Blohan with her coke booger?