Thursday, February 19th 2009

That's Enough

When you make the twatty bug-ridden whores of the Rock of Love Bang Bus look like pristine virgins, it's time to dip it in Hazmat-made bleach, lock it up and eat the key.

Pamela Anderson walked Richie Rich's fashion show in NYC last night and right after I looked at these pictures, an appointment card to the Free Clinic was slipped under my door. I'm sure you have one too waiting for you.

Yes, everybody loves an old whore for a quick second, but there comes a time when it's time to hang up your vag lips. This whore's legs look like a pot of badly stirred Cream of Wheat and a little sprinkle of sugar is not going to save the day!

And you know how Roseanne said Chris Brown should be castrated? Well, Pam is the one for the job. She just has to kiss the tip and goodbye peen! Seriously, Pam's face can be found in the back room of my nightmares!

This is some "Sally O'Malley" shit and not in a hot way.

Posted by: Michael K


KD's picture

Is that dude in the roller skates with the blue fingernails Richie Rich? Wow, he has changed a lot from the cartoon.

kanderso's picture

Oh lordy, does she not have a girlfriend who will tell her that she looks like a chewed up piece of beef jerky and should put on some clothes and take off the clown makeup?

And cut your nasty, skanky hair! You are not at a Poison concert circa 1988, Pammy!

She is too old to be acting like this. Just like Mariah Carey is too old to still be rockin school girl uniforms!

madam s.'s picture

Ho couture.

No Words's picture

Every time I see her, I just want to throw her in a large tub of hot, soapy water and scrub her down. She looks grimy.

cuntygolightly's picture

she's kind of amazing whether you like it or not...

was the theme of the fashion show "cum dumpsters"?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Sad, plastic, pathetic, it's all been said. Her poor kids.

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She is JUST GROSS now. She has lost her good looks but continues to act like someone who is still hot. She has completely destroyed her image. Where do I get what she is taking that makes her so delusional?

Other "celebs" who have worn Heatherette include Pink, Paris Hilton, and Aubrey O'Day.

I'm surprised the comic book company hasn't sued Richie for stealing a copyrighted name.

KD's picture

Her arms are starting to look like old lady arms.

geez, what a fucking loser. i'm embarassed for her

gyeah's picture

Submitted by dollyface on Thu, 02/19/2009 - 10:17am.
I gotta be honest - I've always kinda liked Pammy b/c she is so unapologetic
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I wonder how that goes down with children. Probably a tough gulp to swallow for them.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

yup.. a free clinic drive-by is in order after viewing these.

megomargo's picture

And it's not all age either - remember the recent pics of Helen Mirren in a bikini?

She was so naturally beautiful when she was younger. The plastic-ness ruins her. Why did she mess with her face??

Typhoid Mary's picture

I was trying to figure out what happened to her nose, the hook of it has gotten longer and wider, either "everybody does cocaine" or her nose was widened from botox. At this point she needs to put away the body glitter and bikinis and age gracefully by covering as much of her body as she can, THINK OF THE CHILDREN Pammy!!!!

Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!

EastEndGirl's picture

gyeah....sad and pathetic.

And stoned.

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megomargo's picture

Pam Anderson's best before date has officially passed. She and Vadge need to keep it covered to save the public's eyesight.

Albatross's picture

Sweet Baby Jesus...here comes my breakfast...

Nice lopsided implants there, Skankerella.

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gyeah's picture

Her face, thumbnail 6 - sad and pathetic

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Big Bertha's picture

Bitch needs to cover it up and act like a grown-up.

There is a sorta 'desperate' air around her latest antics.

Dallas's picture

Does this ho not know she is an embarrassment to ALL women! Good gawd Pam, put some damn clothes on and cut that hair! You are nobodies little girl anymore. Your children will be crucified in school!

loric's picture

She looks like a piece of gristle-a greasy, skanky piece of gristle.
She needs.to.stop. Enough already, Pammy.

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dollyface's picture

I gotta be honest - I've always kinda liked Pammy b/c she is so unapologetic - but lately she seems a little desperate. :( She does look really, really good for her age - but she would look a million times better if she covered it up more often.

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gyeah's picture

EUUUUUGH

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